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On set ~ The Resident

My favorite on set pics! 😘💞

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realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

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All fanfiction authors have praise kinks in the form of comments and likes

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

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slavoj zizek email is a mood

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When Lucifer tells you to fuck what other people think and do what makes you happy. 

(source x) 

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

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how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

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wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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What is the whole point of medical insurance if I have to hit a deductible I can’t afford before they start paying for shit?????

Anyway. Fingers crossed I don’t have ovarian cysts or ovarian tumors like my mom did since I don’t have the 600 something dollars it apparently costs for just blood tests.

As for the Dr that said “oh it’s not that much, just do a payment plan” bitch I live paycheck to paycheck and I’m already behind on bills. Fuck you. You’ve never known what it is to choose gas for the car to get to work instead of a meal. Fuck you.

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headcanon: "i have decided that this is true about the character, and it doesn't matter to me if the canon text supports my idea or not."

interpretation: "after considering elements present in the canon text, I have decided that this might be true about the character and here's why."

subtext: "I can show you strong evidence in the text and context of the work that this interpretation could be the actual authorial intent."

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Has anyone tried to explain to him that you're not supposed to look THIS good this far into the apocalypse????

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan Smith in TWD: Dead City.

Share, save, use as you please :)

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save me used book that costs $3... $3 used book save me

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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