#LAser Airlines

[ivovynckier]

Obama and Biden are not to blame for the aircraft collision in Washington DC. It was a Jewish space laser.

[synnthamonsugar]

Gotta give the NJ drone hysterics the treatment DMV posters get when they report lights in the sky on reddit: "We're in the flight path of [many international airports/military bases/government sites], jackass"

[angelasscribbles]

Creator Top Five

For the @choicesficwriterscreation Top Five Event. Here are my favorite things that I’ve written in 2024.

5. The De Facto Queen Chapter 5: I have almost always written my OT3 with Riley married to Liam. I flipped the script in this one and I have really enjoyed exploring a universe where she marries Drake but the triad still happens. In some ways it changes everything, in some ways, it changes nothing. I still have one chapter left in this series and hope to get it finished soon.

4. Staking a Claim (Cordonian Royal Airlines): Because who doesn’t love an insecure, jealous and protective Drake?

3. Single Again: This one-shot was based on the song She’s Single Again by Janie Fricke and it was just a lot of fun to write.

2. The Defiant King (To Catch a Killer): An open ended follow up to Heir Apparent. I seldom write Liam with such a dark edge, but I honestly love this no holds barred version of him. In Heir Apparent, Riley married Drake but had Liam’s baby (via the Vegas fling). After a traumatic birth, the realization that Riley and he aren’t meant to be after all, and the revelation of his mother’s killer, this king is out for blood and laser focused on finding his mother’s killer no matter whom he has to run over in the process.  

1. The Stabbing (A Bad Romance One-Shot): I always love returning to the Bad Romance universe and this one showcased that Bad Romance trademark loving toxicity and humor. Riley stabbing another country’s king while on a diplomatic visit? What’s the worst that could happen?

[galaxysupreme17]

Grey's Anatomy Turmoil

Y/n = Your Name

AgathaRio x daughter!reader!

The living room was a sanctuary of warmth and quiet anticipation, the soft glow of the TV casting shadows across the walls. Y/n sat nestled in her usual spot on the couch, wrapped in her favorite blanket. Her posture was deceptively relaxed, but the slight furrow of her brow and the way she clutched the fabric of her blanket hinted at the tension bubbling beneath the surface.

Beside her, Agatha sat with the poise of someone who had been through this emotional gauntlet before. Her sharp, discerning eyes flicked to Y/n every few moments, tracking the subtle shifts in her daughter's demeanor. Agatha had seen these episodes before-she knew exactly what was coming. The storm of grief and heartbreak was as inevitable as it was devastating.

Perched on the armrest nearest the snacks, Rio exuded casual energy, tossing popcorn into her mouth as though she were gearing up for a fun, dramatic evening of television. "Alright, so this is it, huh? The infamous plane crash everyone talks about?" she asked, glancing at Agatha and Y/n.

"It's not just a plane crash," Y/n replied softly, her voice low but weighted with emotion.

"It's the plane crash," Agatha added, her tone equally grave.

Rio raised an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued. "Okay, so it's that bad? Or are you two just being dramatic?"

"You'll see," Agatha said simply, not taking her eyes off Y/n.

"It's more than bad," Y/n muttered, her gaze fixed on the screen.

Agatha shared a look with Rio, a silent exchange of understanding. They both knew this would be hard for Y/n, though Rio was still playing catch-up on how impactful this storyline was.

The episode began, the usual lighthearted tone of Grey's Anatomy filling the room. Witty banter, playful exchanges, and an overarching sense of hope painted the opening scenes, lulling Rio into a false sense of security. She popped another piece of popcorn into her mouth and gestured at the TV. "Alright, but seriously, why are they on a discount airline? Aren't they surgeons? Don't they make, like, a bajillion dollars a year?"

Agatha smirked faintly. "Not everyone makes the best choices, even when they know better."

"Clearly," Rio replied, shaking her head. "This whole setup is screaming bad decision."

Y/n didn't chime in this time. Her focus was laser-sharp, every detail of the episode pulling her further into the narrative.

The show's tone shifted abruptly, the playful banter giving way to mounting tension. As the mechanical failures unfolded, the atmosphere in the room mirrored the chaos on the screen. Y/n's breathing quickened, her knuckles white as they gripped the edge of her blanket.

Still unaware of just how catastrophic things were about to get, Rio gestured toward the screen again. "Wait. What's happening? Are they losing altitude? Is that what-oh no. Oh no."

And then it happened. The gut-wrenching sound of impact, the chaos, the screams, and finally, the deafening silence as the screen faded to black.

"That's it?" Rio exclaimed, breaking the stillness. "That's where they're ending it? Who does that?!"

"Shhh," Agatha and Y/n said in unison, their tones sharp.

Rio blinked, raising her hands in surrender. "Fine, fine. But seriously, this is cruel."

The next episode began without a preamble, plunging the characters-and the viewers-into the harrowing aftermath. Y/n's body visibly tensed as the camera panned over Lexie, pinned beneath the wreckage. Her favorite character is reduced to this.

Rio's teasing demeanor faded as she took in the scene. "Wait... is she going to be okay? They're going to save her, right?"

Y/n didn't answer, but her eyes shimmered with unshed tears.

Agatha shook her head slightly, her voice soft but firm. "No. They're not."

Rio frowned, her heart sinking as the reality of the situation settled in. "But she's Y/n's favorite. They can't just... no."

"They can," Agatha replied, her tone heavy with the weight of someone who had already mourned this loss.

As Lexie's final moments played out, Y/n's tears began to fall. She didn't make a sound, but the tremble in her shoulders and how she curled further into her blanket spoke volumes. Agatha moved closer, wrapping an arm around Y/n's shoulders and pulling her into a comforting embrace.

Y/n didn't resist, letting herself sink into her mother's warmth. Agatha gently kissed Y/n's hair, her hand tracing soothing circles along her back.

Rio, who had been silent for once, slid off the armrest and sat on Y/n's other side. "Hey," she said softly, reaching for Y/n's hand beneath the blanket. "It's okay to cry. Lexie deserved better. It's not fair."

Y/n sniffled, her voice barely audible. "She deserved so much better."

Rio nodded, her thumb brushing over Y/n's knuckles. "She did. And Mark, too. Wait-don't tell me they're going to-"

"They are," Y/n whispered, fresh tears spilling over.

Rio groaned, throwing her head back. "This isn't a show; it's emotional warfare. Who writes this stuff?"

Despite her tears, Y/n let out a soft, watery laugh. "Welcome to Grey's Anatomy."

Rio placed a hand over her heart, mock-staggering back. "I'm not cut out for this. You two are emotional gladiators, and I'm barely holding it together."

Agatha chuckled, though her focus remained on Y/n. "It gets easier."

"Does it?" Rio muttered, her tone doubtful.

The next scene brought Mark's heartbreaking goodbye, and Rio's lighthearted commentary faded into stunned silence. Her grip on Y/n's hand tightened as she muttered, "No. Not him, too. Come on."

Y/n's quiet sobs resumed, but she wasn't alone this time. Agatha's arms stayed wrapped around her, a steady source of comfort, while Rio's grip on her hand grounded her. Together, her mothers created an unshakable wall of love and support, a silent promise that she wouldn't face this heartbreak alone.

When the episode ended, Y/n wiped her tears, her voice hoarse as she whispered, "Thanks."

Rio squeezed her hand. "Always, kiddo. You're tougher than you think."

Agatha pressed a kiss to Y/n's temple. "We're here for you, sweetheart. Always."

As Rio stood to raid the kitchen for more snacks, Y/n curled into Agatha's embrace, the weight of her grief slowly lifting. By the time Rio returned with a tray of snacks and a determined look in her eye, the room felt a little lighter.

The three of them settled back in, ready to face whatever heartbreak came next together.

[bekolxeram]

I heard that there've been alleged drone sightings near airports and military sites in the US. While authorities have proclaimed that there's currently no apparent threat to public safety, none of that stopped misinformation from spread online like wildfire. Some say it's China/Russia, some say it's alien, some even take matters into their own hand.

Those trails of smoke, my friend, are called chem contrails. They're basically lines of clouds created by particles emitted by the exhaust of aircraft engines. The particles act as cloud seeds (nuclei) for water droplets to condense around. You see 2 trails here in the video, but if you're looking at 4 engine aircraft, like the A380 on my blog header, you'll see 4 trails. Thus, the mysterious "drone" our friends here are looking at (and pointing a high power laser at), is most likely a commercial jet airliner at cruising altitude.

And then, you have mainstream media outlet reporting this:

We know it's not aliens, because since when do aliens fly with the exact navigation lights configuration as per FAA regulations?

And since when do drones have not only a tail rotor, but an Airbus trademark Fenestron style tail rotor?

The "drone" in question, is actually a Guimbal Cabri G2 light helicopter. You can compare the positions of the red light on top of the tail and the green light on the right side of the fuselage in these 2 photos.

Apparently it's gotten so bad that the FBI had to release a statement urging citizens not to point lasers at or even attempt to shoot down "suspected drones".

I'm just saying, it'd be interesting terrible if some dumb people decide to mess with Tommy's helicopter while he's working...

You know, in case you're still trying to crash that helicopter.

[rubbish78]

BITCHHH

Someone was/is pointing a laser at our airplane (tbh anyone with a high powered laser can do this) but the airlines treat it as a potential attack.

Our captain turned our lights off inside and outside

This is happening right now so idk man

It’s probably a stupid kid or whatever

[toastedclownery]

List of things Monkey Wrench has inspired me to google in the last 7 months, getting weirder and more specific as it goes on

- Color theory

- Marine biology

- Walrus anatomy

- The Voyager disk

- Potoo birds

- Radiation

- Inner works of a laser printer

- Fluorite

- Mythical Greek islands

- Bible verses

- Sacred geometry

- Mexican meteorites

- Southern African succulents

- Mushrooms' perception of color

- The Illiad

- Scientific names for lizards

- Hinduist sacred texts

- The four horsemen of the apocalypse

- Japanese punctuation marks

- The human nervous system

- Types of silos

- Swedish archaelogical sites

- Etymology of the word "jellyfish"

- Classified USA Air Force airlines

[multi-purpose-a]

The Story of Agent D (Part 1) - Just Dance Theory

This theory assumes that Gimme More (Just Dance 2024) is a sequel to Toxic (Just Dance 2023) as elaborated in this post.

Said post also contains several pieces of evidence on which i base this theory, so if you havent seen it check it out!

Part 1 - Toxic (Just Dance 2023)

In Toxic (2023) we get formerly introduced to Agent D. In the map she is on a mission - "Operation SKY"; Disguised as an Air Hostess (Stewardess) she has snuck onto a pink jet liner that is currently on an overnight flight in Sun Horizon.

The name of the airline that owns this pink jet is not confirmed, but we can assume that Mahna Mahna (JD 2015), Hey Mama (JD 2016) and Dragostea Din Tei (JD 2017) could all be related to this airline somehow.

While the actual flight attendends are distracted with a Just Dance map (Specifically the original JD2 version of Toxic) Agent D starts her rounds.

It is unclear if the original Toxic map was made by Agent D for the express purpose of distraction, or if she even is the coach for said map. The two Air Hostesses could also just be on their break.

Because the passengers are asleep when Agent D enters the cabin, the plane must have been en route for about 8+ hours already when the map starts. Therefore the map doesn't start with Agent D boarding the plane, but rather with her emerging from a lower deck, where the plane's staff resides. It is unknown how long she needed to be in disguise before the events of Toxic (2023) play out.

Agent D walks through the plane's 4 economy sections and acts as a steward: waking up passengers, serving them and ensuring they are safe when they dance.

From the last economy section it can be assumed that the planes in the Just Dance universe allow (and possibly encourage) their passengers to dance while safely airborne. It could be possible their flow is what fuels the plane most of the time, reducing the need for fossil fuel and allowing the planes to have practically no emmisions.

As she reaches the end of the economy section Agent D encounters and successfully fights off two hi-jackers, members of an unknown organisation and disguises herself as a V.I.P. upon reaching the luxury section to blend in.

The first class cabin section of the plane can be assumend to be as long as the 4 economy sections combined. It is at least significantly larger than one of the economy sections.

Upon exiting the luxury cabin, she encounters two more members of the hijackers and successfully fights them off.

The disguise Agent D uses in the V.I.P. section has no officially confirmed alias attached to it as of yet. We can assume that it is a secret Identity that Agent D has taken on numerous times before, as none of the other V.I.P.'s question her presence - meaning it would not have been odd for this Identity to be on board with the other V.I.P.'s My guess would be it is the Secretary from Womanizer (Just Dance 1) - this would imply that the other V.I.P.s might be several other high ranking members of the same Company that the Secretary works for. Whether there is a real person that she is impersonating or if this Identity is 100% fake is unclear. I would argue, that the latter is the case.

Finally Agent D changes out of her disguise into her regular spy gear to traverse the luggage hold. At this point it would seem that the Hijackers are trying to keep her from advancing further by letting the plane fly erratically causing the luggage to fly around.

As to why the planes cargo is not secured, this might also be the work of the Hijackers

The next section which features security lasers could be argued to not be part of the plane - but rather Agent D remembering her training or a different mission, using this skill to dodge the flying luggage. (I certainly have never heard of security lazers like that on a regular passenger plane.)

Agent D fights off the remaining pair of Hijackers. She hen reaches the cockpit and frees the plane's pilot Captain Catastropha from his ropes, revealing that her aim was to stop the hijacking of the plane. She then takes the helm herself and flies the plane.

I would hazard to guess that Agent D not letting Catastropha back on the helm after freeing him, implies that she won't fly the plane to its intended destination either, but rather to her base or HQ as the plane is seen later in Gimme More, meaning she kept it after the mission. She basically hijacked the plane from the hijackers.

Remaining Questions

What's the aim of the hijackers?

Seeing as there was a V.I.P. section to the plane maybe the enemy organisation wanted to kidnap the influental people on the plane. They infiltrated the plane before it took off and as it was far away from the airport they took control off the plane by tying up the pilot and steering the plane off-course to their base. The pilot, regular passengers and other staff on the plane would become additional hostages.

What was Agent D's Mission?

"Operation SKY" was about stopping the hijacking, retrieving the hostages and securing the plane. Upon regaining control of the plane, Agent D was further tasked to fly it to her base instead so all the people on board could be asessed and taken in as witnesses. That way any organisation memebers that were still in disguise and weren't thrown out of the plane by Agent D could be caught.

Where is the Co-Pilot?

Notably there is only Captain Catastropha in the cockpit when Agent D arrives. Despite there being 2 seats, there is no co-pilot. I would say that Captain Catastropha's co-pilot was one of the hijackers. When the hijackers enitiated their take-over the co-pilot with the help of a collegue overpowered and restrained Catastropha in the co-pilot's chair, then took over the steering. These two are the ones Agent D fights before reaching the cockpit. When they couldn't stop her with the luggage hold manouver they went to confront her directly (and lost).

What is the Extreme Version?

Toxic - Extreme (JD 2023) is most likely a training that Agent D had to undergo in order to become a spy/ to stay in form. She remembers this training when she has to navigate through the luggage hold of the plane in the Classic Version and it helps her succeed. Though the map could also be a glipmse at another mission where she had to traverse actual security lasers. this is not confirmed as of yet. It utilizes the same costume seen in the later sections of the Classic Version and confirms that this is her true appearence. It also serves as an extended version of the section with lazers in the classic map which was inspired by the Toxic Music Video.

Further Points of Note:

Plane Layout Visualized:

The plane shown in Toxic (JD 2023) is different from the one seen in Dragostea Din Tei (JD 2017), the map Captain Catastropha originates from. The Toxic plane is fully pink, while the DDT plane is white with blue accents and the text "Just Dance Air". As of yet it's unconfirmed weather the pink jet from Toxic belongs to the "Just Dance Air" airline, but it can be inferred from Captain Catastropha being strongly implied to have been the pilot of the plane.

Captain Catastropha bears resemblence to P2 of Mana Mahna (JD 2015) He and either one of the other Mahna Mahna coaches or P2 of Hey Mama (JD 2016) could be the parents of Catastropha.

The flight attendents in Mahna Mahna (P1 & P2) have a significantly different uniform from the one shown in Toxic. Notably the uniforms in Mahna Mahna are pink, while the Uniforms in Toxic are blue. It is the inverse of the planes' color difference between DDT and Toxic. This could either mean that Mahna Mahna is a different airline or that the airline changed the designs of their uniforms at some point.

During Toxic the main color of Agent D's appearence goes from blue to purple to red. The purple costume being a sort of transition state between the fully disguised Agent D and the undisguised Agent D. Seeing, how the purple costume bears resemblence to the mainly blue coach of Womanizer (JD1) this might imply that Agent D is taking on the appearence of a younger self where she was working as a secretary, and might be the reason for her hairstyle change to a bob cut in Gimme More.

The plane seen at the end of Toxic shows up during As It Was (JD 2023), the noise of it flyng over being used as a censor. The time placement of this cameo is unclear but it does tie Hadley to the Agent D Saga. It is most likely that this cameo takes place right after the events of Toxic, i.e. when Agent D is flying the plane to her base. Because the plane is flying very close to the ground it implies Hadley lives close to Agent D's base and might even be a fellow agent. Another possibility would be that the cameo takes place after the events of Gimme More - i.e. after the plane launches from Agent D's Base, which carries the same implications for Hadley.

Due to "Operation SKY" being confirmed to take place in Sun Horizon, unless planes can be used to travel between Danceverses, this would put As it Was and by extention Agent D's Base in Sun Horizon aswell.

This is it for now. Thank you for reading.

Stay hydrated, dancers

[gothicprep]

this bizarre take pops up around online pretty often whenever new season of the boys drops. it’s not just the boys, it’s also applicable to breaking bad, fight club, other things. “there are SO MANY people who think the VILLAIN of this show is actually meant to be the HERO 😱😱😱”

and to be honest, I don’t buy it. maybe there are a handful of people who do, but I see more people complaining about this than I do engaging in the behavior being complained about. it sounds like a rumor. or seeing irony posting on a fan circlejerk subforum that’s meant to mock people who say this and thinking to themselves, case closed everyone.

with breaking bad, it makes a little bit more sense to me why this conclusion would be drawn. anna gunn did get a lot of really nasty backlash for her portrayal of skyler. so it follows from that how someone could assume that they saw her character as a villain that they didn’t like. but with the boys, it’s like… how? homelander eye-lasers a plan in half in, like, the second episode. for no reason. nobody without a severe vendetta against aviation and airline passengers is going to see this and think, “that’s the role model I didn’t know I wanted”.

and if it’s so prevalent, you should be able to provide me with at least one screenshot that isn’t from r/okbuddyfresca. but no one ever does. it’s almost as if this is making up a guy and getting mad at him.

as for complaining about the trump stuff, bear in mind that we’ve had to endure nearly a decade of trump being in the headlines constantly. it gets exhausting after awhile. not to mention, the “homelander is trump” thing came at the expense of a lot of the tension built up around him from the first season.

think of how this show is initially set up. vought is this universe’s AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader-Joe's, that’s trying to justify getting defense contracts from the us military. homelander ships out compound v to terror cells around the world to justify this as a necessity. the supes enjoy a lot of public approval, in spite of how reckless and dangerous they are. it’s set up as a military industrial complex critique. and it’s all thrown out in service of more of the same covfefe commander in cheeto laziness. you threw out a perfectly good allegory! you don’t need a maga hat to find this irritating.

[celibatevegan]

I swear I. Ok hear me out I swear liquor helps me lock in like nothing else I do not blink I am laser focused if I was like a pro gamer or an idk and airline pilot.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

This day in history

Catch me in Miami! I'll be at Books and Books in Coral Gables on Jan 22 at 8PM.

#15yrsago Obama adminstration brings back the Freedom of Information Act and transparency in government https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2009/01/on-day-one-obama-https://www.tumblr.com/edit/mostlysignssomeportents/739957959453556736demands-open-government

#15yrsago Man arrested for shouting complaints about “Arab types” on Turkish Airlines flight https://nypost.com/2009/01/21/plane-crazy/

#15yrsago Net-based pressure forces UK government to cancel plans to make MPs’ expenses secret https://www.mysociety.org/2009/01/21/blimey-it-looks-like-the-internets-won/

#10yrsago Lunar panorama stitched from Chinese Chang’e lander images https://www.360cities.net/image/lunar-panorama-change-3-lander

#10yrsago Jo Walton’s What Makes This Book So Great https://memex.craphound.com/2014/01/21/jo-waltons-what-makes-this-book-so-great/

#5yrsago Agency: William Gibson’s followup to The Peripheral turns Neuromancer on its head https://memex.craphound.com/2019/01/21/agency-william-gibsons-followup-to-the-peripheral-turns-neuromancer-on-its-head/

#5yrsago Latvia opens up its KGB files and names 4,000+ “informants,” many of whom claim they were framed https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/18/world/europe/latvia-kgb-informants.html

#5yrsago The EU’s ambitious, fearless antitrust czar is unlikely to win another term https://memex.craphound.com/2019/01/21/the-eus-ambitious-fearless-antitrust-czar-is-unlikely-to-win-another-term/

#5yrsago “Capitalism has outlived its usefulness” -Martin Luther King, Jr https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/1/16/1621178/-Dr-King-the-greatest-purveyor-of-violence-in-the-world-today-my-own-government

#5yrsago CES-goer says his camera was killed by a self-driving car’s LIDAR https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/01/man-says-ces-lidars-laser-was-so-powerful-it-wrecked-his-1998-camera/

#1yrago Tiktok's enshittification https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys

I'm Kickstarting the audiobook for The Bezzle, the sequel to Red Team Blues, narrated by @wilwheaton! You can pre-order the audiobook and ebook, DRM free, as well as the hardcover, signed or unsigned. There's also bundles with Red Team Blues in ebook, audio or paperback.

[omegaremix]

Omega Radio for March 26, 2016; #107.

Suryummy “Laser Ballistics”

Ducktails “Letter Of Intent”

Bat For Lashes “In God’s House”

Toro Y Moi “Timed Pleasure”

Japanese Breakfast “The Woman That Loves You”

Free School “Hudson’s Whistle”

Classixx “Grecian Summer”

Throwing Shade “Fear Of Silence”

Polica “Lately”

Pictureplane “Gang Signs”

School Of Seven Bells “Ablaze”

Bibio “Feeling”

Pretty Lights “Still Night”

Blank Body “Tabloid Crush”

Polysick “Smudge Hawaii”

Airliner “Left Orange”

Com Truise “Silicon Tare”

Costavision Lo-Fi “Costa Horizon”

Ana Lola Roman “Klutch” (Com Truise RMX)

School Of Seven Bells “On My Heart”

Free School “Time Breaks”

Chrome Sparks “Ride The White Lighting”

Opale “Sleepness”

Prince Rama “Your Life In The End”

Ash Koosha “Harbour”

Nangdo “Give It Up”

Rostam “Gravity Don’t Pull Me”

Siddiq & Vektroid “Yukko”

All deluxe electronics.

[autumntouched]

I feel so bad that it’s been forever since I’ve written something for you all, so here’s a little more of that Every Time It Comes Around WIP:

After Jake leaves Phoenix in the med bay on the carrier, they don’t talk about the kiss. In fact, they barely talk at all in between packing up their seabags and boarding their flight home with the rest of the team. There are red net seats on their flight off the carrier, and Jake struggles to bite back a smile when Phoenix drops down next to him. It’s close enough quarters that his thigh can touch hers without anyone looking twice. She startles at the contact, jaw tightening to hold in either a gasp or an expletive.

Fanboy sits down on his other side, but fortunately, he’s asleep before they’ve reached full altitude. Phoenix closes her eyes and leans her head back against the woven seat. A tickle of hope low in his stomach waits for her to slump onto his shoulder so he can feel the weight of her against him. But she doesn’t give an inch, just like always. When she pulls her arms in and crosses them over her chest, he can feel the snuff of hope in his abdomen and starts to think maybe the med bay really was a dream.

They switch planes in Germany, this time their seats like those of a commercial airline. He’s so sure they’ll sit together again that he doesn’t think to count the pilots and wizzos ahead of them, so his heart sinks when Phoenix hesitates between the open seat beside Bob and the empty ones across the aisle and chooses Bob.

She glances at him, a plea of apology in her eyes when he has to shuffle into the window seat while Fanboy teases him for suddenly turning slow. It’s Bob she finally falls asleep on, and Jake’s teeth hurt from clenching them with jealousy. It’s not Fanboy’s fault Phoenix bailed on him, but Jake can’t muster the better part of himself to take him up on conversation. He’d overheard Bob tell Phoenix that Fanboy felt bad about not getting the laser lined up in time, even though Rooster had still been able to pull off the drop. Knowing Phoenix would have something to say if he made Fanboy feel worse, Jake makes up an excuse about being tired and has to pretend he’s asleep instead of getting a drink off the beverage cart.

They land at North Island in the fresh darkness of dusk, and Jake hurriedly slings his bag over his shoulder. It’s been only a few days since they left, but somehow it feels like their training was a lifetime ago. One Jake wouldn’t mind leaving behind so much if it weren’t starting to feel like Phoenix has decided to ignore him. She’s ahead of him on the tarmac, in step with Payback, Fanboy, and Rooster.

Jake’s pride flares up, holding him back from catching up to her. Two can play this game. A hand falls on his shoulder, and he looks over to see Bob considering him with bemusement. Phoenix’s backseater glances around. In the shuffle for their bags and the promise of a real shower, no one’s paying them much attention.

“Phoenix told me to tell you she’s heading back to the Navy Lodge.”

No shit. They are all heading back there. Bob’s expression shifts, his mouth curling with a smirk. “Of all people, wouldn’t have expected you to be so obvious.”

Jake stops mid-eyeroll. “Obvious about what?”

Bob glances around and leans in. “About wanting to sleep with a fellow officer.”

The words jam a rod down Jake’s back. Shit.

[xxkawaiibatmanxx]

🧿 Climate change was the global scam; A fabricated "climate crisis" used as an excuse to slowly instill a One World Government through The New World Order's Great Reset ideals.

Blaming us for our carbon footprint while they created the most horrendous amounts of emissions through industrial factories, fracking, nuclear dump waste into river systems, etc. Then created inclement weather patterns through HAARP machines, cloud seeding, spraying "sun blocking" chemicals into the atmosphere, using laser satellite technology for wildfires, etc. All in order of creating chaos, so societal infrastructure collapses and in return institutions controlled by these governments (World Economic Forum, United Nations, NATO, etc.) now have access to remove people from their land by changing definitions of law.

Major developmental goals between now and 2030: �� Implementing a one world currency and taxation system backed through CBDC (digital currency use). • Taking ownership worldwide of the necessities for survival, i.e. transporting and supplying food, water, electricity, housing, medical, education, etc. • Developing "carbon free emission" cities. • Forced sterilization and depopulation so the new population can fit within the perimeter of these cities. • Then will dissuade masses by the use of censorship on news outlets and social media by implemented Net Neutrality in the near future.

By 2030, C40's developed 15 Minute Cities will take away our privately owned vehicles and limit airline travel use. While implemented AI will track us with digital IDs using facial recognition camera systems, QRCode entries, and digital currency use by a chip inserted into the wrist. (This will be mandated and forced upon.)

This is removing all freedoms of speech, privacy, and ownership; Turning society into an open world social credit system and enslaving people in a digital dystopian totalitarian dictatorship.

Here is a comical satire further explaining and putting into perspective this particular agenda. 🧿

[the-curated-woman]

"The sad fact is that menstruation - the process, the images, the word itself - is as unspeakable and undercover as ever it was. Think about it - even in movies, TV shows, and commercials that actually mention menstruation by name, you never, ever see any sign of it. In fact, although you can watch buckets of fake blood merrily sploodging out of heads and torsos because of fists, bullets, knives, car accidents, grenades, bombs, breaking glass, garrotes, machetes, falling buildings, swords, laser beams, airline crashes, or hungry mutant zombies, rarely will you ever see a single drop as a result of menstruation."

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"Even in the most up-to-date print ad or TV commercial, you will never once see a menstrual product being unwrapped, applied, inserted, tugged at, yanked out, pulled off, wadded up, wrapped in toilet paper, flushed, or thrown away - God forbid showing a before-and-after shot of a tampon (now that's a memorable visual!) or what it looks like when you accidentally spring a leak. The ads don't even show the inside of a bathroom, which is weird, considering that's where most tampons and pads are inserted or applied in the first place."

- Flow, by Elissa Stein & Susan Kim

[parasiterileymoon]

Person A: the man you call “person B” is your father?

Person C: mhm!

Person A: the man with whom you tried to blind airline pilots with a laser pointer

Person C: Yup!

Person A: the man who god banned from Disney world for biting buzz lightyear?

Person C: in his defense he thought it was some one else