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Me not being surprised that I wanted to fuck Longlegs after watching the movie....
#longlegs donglegs#daddy longlegs#tehshelaroxx#themuseabides#laugh dammit#monster fucker from way back#its my alma mater 🤣🤣🤣#thanks to freddy krueger lol#and also ive wanted nicolas cage since i was bit an awkward teen soooo#ok to reblog#babbling into the void
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just like a male peacock has his bright feathers to attract a mate I, too, shall attract a mate with my funky socks
#funky socks are an attractive attribute#I will stand by this#ps my current socks are pink with red crabs on#and say *totally crabulous*#tell me that doesn’t make me downright fuckable#I dare you#funky socks#science#wright writes#jokes#I’m so funny#laugh dammit
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Things I didn't believe were real when I was a kid
Sleepwalking
Multiple personality disorder
JFK Assassination
Vampire bats
The Holy Grail
Santa Claus
God
Pregnancy
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Meet Poodle the Regular Guy
She’s Ferret’s (another one of my John Doe Ocs) sister. She runs a fashion company and scams people on the side. She’s a real “messy bitch who lives for drama”.
She hisses like a cat and acts very cat like in general, especially in her hairball form. She’ll slap at loose pieces of string on her clothes, try and catch lasers, and even purr sometimes.
This has led to some��awkward scenarios where people walked in on her doing said things. She hides the fact she’s a Regular Guy so her employees just think she’s weird. Or on something. Or both. Depending on who you ask.
Why is she named after a breed of dog if she’s cat like you may ask?
Because Im hilarious that’s why
#john doe#john doe game#laugh dammit#regular guy#house hunted game#original character#oc#john doe oc
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The photos I take of myself vs the ones my mom takes
(via reddit)
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Does Nicolas Cage have social media? If so, I want to send him "Geef Me Een Klap Papa" every day until he blocks me. Then I'm gonna do the same to Hugh Jackman. 🥴
#tehshelaroxx#i got jokes#laugh dammit#sure nicolas have a tag#huey boo#i guess i need a hugh jackman tag huh#spank me daddy in dutch#babbling into the void
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You WHAT
She took my ability to die in the divorce
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If I had a nickle for every time I got to use the "If I had a nickle" line yesterday, I'd have two nickles, which for me isn't weird, and proves that I am, in fact, and opportunist.
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Da bee comic
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Guys. What is it. What. Is. It.
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It’s a stoned cold fox. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/140075933?asc=u
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Anybody thought of this . . . ?
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I really like making fun them. That and coming up with more bullshit to fuel for their fire.
However, you will know if this has even the slightest bit of truth, because you’ll never see my fat ass again. 🤣
#i made it myself#conspiracy theories#humor#dark humor#conspirators#the men in the shadows#secret society#mumbo jumbo#laugh dammit#laugh goddamit
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Ghost: you look tired, Johnny
Soap: yeah, I didnae sleep well last night, I went to bed early but tossed and turned for forty-seven hours straight
Ghost: that’s literally not possible
Soap, leaning into the bit: actually, I was on a plane going from *stops to think for a second* east to west, so I was in the air for fifty hours but it was only about eight hours local time
Ghost: is this your way of telling me that you only got three hours of sleep last night?
Soap: yeah…
Ghost, fondly: you’re so fucking stupid, sergeant
#something something time lost to time zones#this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever typed out but (like Johnny) I am running on critically low levels of sleep#laugh and reblog dammit lmao#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#tombstone's epitaphs#cod incorrect quotes#call of duty incorrect quotes
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a glimpse into my twisted psyche
my mind is incomprehensible and truly dark i dont blame anyone for looking away or (continues monologue in next room over)
anyways enjoy Sebastian and Aurelius stuff i drew this week
#sebastian solace#roblox pressure#pressure oc#cat#sebastian solace fanart#sebastian solace art#sebastian pressure#fish man#two fish men technically#artists on tumblr#i found fishe :)#live love laugh lines#hes like 32 or smth let him have laugh lines dammit (slams fist)
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Kissing in the Starlight. ☔
I reposted my older makoto x ami fanart on instagram (it's beedaleeart if you'd like to follow me there. i am trying to be active!) and it reminded me of this sketch I made eons ago. so this is me making good on my promise to myself to make more Makoto x Ami art. ...as a birthday treat!!
I had this scene in my head while listening to makoto's “kissing in the starlight”. (please listen to it... i am begging... her original seiyuu is SO DREAMY in it...)
ALSO...!! I found out they did a duet song for Crystal called "Secret Midnight Talk" where they discuss their insecurities and loneliness with each other... if that's not kinda sapphic IDK what is 🥴
#beedalee art#i made new art!!!!!!!#sailor moon#sailor jupiter#sailor mercury#makoto kino#ami mizuno#makoto x ami#ami x makoto#magical girls#sapphic#wlw art#please get on this boat with me laughs#It's my favorite rarepair. my ship is a tugboat#but dammit#I am still its captain.
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one thing I do love about Bakugou is that he really is just casually hilarious and he never means to be. Like dude just tries anything and if he tries it he has to be good at it and if its easy for him and hes praised for it or someones like "wow dude thats so cool I could never" its like basically "have you thought about not sucking instead?"
#this is a nothing post i jst see#clips of kats and it makes me laugh#but if i was in a room with him for 5 seconds#id tell him to take a xan and chill out bruvva#made myself laugh about him#having a daughter though and she wants her makeup done and to do his#so he just like watches hours of makeup tutorials to get better at the art of it#because dammit his baby is gonna be the pretty princess she is
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It would appear not all people share your sentiment.
It seems some find them rather. . .
. . .Corny.
I think trans women are pawesome
#laugh dammit#Honestly the more I think about it#Maybe having a whole state that belongs solely to trans-people wouldn't be so bad#Dunno if they'd want Ohio of all things but still
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