#LAUGH DAMMIT

[tehshelaroxx]

Me not being surprised that I wanted to fuck Longlegs after watching the movie....

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

just like a male peacock has his bright feathers to attract a mate I, too, shall attract a mate with my funky socks

[happyman42]

Things I didn't believe were real when I was a kid

Sleepwalking

Multiple personality disorder

JFK Assassination

Vampire bats

The Holy Grail

Santa Claus

God

Pregnancy

[gay-opossum-in-the-garbage]

Meet Poodle the Regular Guy

She’s Ferret’s (another one of my John Doe Ocs) sister. She runs a fashion company and scams people on the side. She’s a real “messy bitch who lives for drama”.

She hisses like a cat and acts very cat like in general, especially in her hairball form. She’ll slap at loose pieces of string on her clothes, try and catch lasers, and even purr sometimes.

This has led to some…awkward scenarios where people walked in on her doing said things. She hides the fact she’s a Regular Guy so her employees just think she’s weird. Or on something. Or both. Depending on who you ask.

Why is she named after a breed of dog if she’s cat like you may ask?

Because Im hilarious that’s why

[pheonixfire113-blog]

The photos I take of myself vs the ones my mom takes

(via reddit)

[pandulce135]

If I had a nickle for every time I got to use the "If I had a nickle" line yesterday, I'd have two nickles, which for me isn't weird, and proves that I am, in fact, and opportunist.

[tehshelaroxx]

Does Nicolas Cage have social media? If so, I want to send him "Geef Me Een Klap Papa" every day until he blocks me. Then I'm gonna do the same to Hugh Jackman. 🥴

[maitter-of-creepfell]

You WHAT

She took my ability to die in the divorce

[number-1-panstander]

Da bee comic

[stars-obsessed]

Guys. What is it. What. Is. It.

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It’s a stoned cold fox. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/140075933?asc=u

[essektheylyss]

I love that Caleb does not ever seem to take opportunities to take any kind of "this might be the last moment I have" actions. No matter what, when everyone else is going around and making their desperate moves, Caleb doesn't. Even after he recommends otherwise to others, it is notable that he among the group doesn't do so, and this is consistent with his previous behavior.

I like to think that stems from the moment he opted against trying to work with Trent—which I think, at its core, was an attempt at such an action. If Caleb had died fighting the Somnovem, he had every reason to believe that Trent would continue in his actions. Though Astrid and Eadwulf were willing to subtly undermine him, they had made it clear that they were not willing to challenge him outright. Caleb tells the Nein, when they are discussing their last wishes at the Blooming Grove before returning to Eiselcross, that he would appreciate Trent being eliminated in the event of his death. I have to believe that there was a fear or regret that his dearest motivations would not come to fruition which spurred his interest in using an alliance with him in Aeor to trap and kill him.

I've mentioned elsewhere that I believe Essek's willingness to disagree with him was one of the factors in Caleb being able to trust him and his judgment, but I would also argue it was a wake-up call for Caleb—about letting himself be distracted; about not focusing in on the mission at hand; about, potentially, expecting failure in this goal, especially after he has watched his friends say their goodbyes as if they too expect to die. "Stay on task, Widogast," is a mantra he uses in Vergessen, but he does get caught up, to an extent, in enacting as much damage as he can to the place in the process, and regardless of whether this ruthless assault slowed or sped their discovery, Trent did catch up to them, and very nearly caught Veth and Jester as well as himself. Given Caleb's fears throughout the campaign that he will draw the danger that dogs him onto his newfound friends, and his later apology to Essek in the same conversation for drawing Trent's attention to him, it is not a stretch to argue that this is yet another guilt he shoulders.

It isn't lost on me that Caleb almost died before the Nein even met, he was perpetually aware of his fragility among the group, and he was the last member of the Nein to go down and need to be revived. So I just think it's very fun if he, who so often seemed to be on the verge of death, who in fact planned to step back in history and in the process erase the person he had become, found himself at some point determined to live, and firmly confident in his ability to do so.

He does not wrap up his affairs, he does not say goodbyes, and while he may acknowledge the stakes for the group, he does not entertain the idea that he personally will not make it out alive—because, as Dorian notes, he has a lot to live for. He has to get back home to his partner and his well-maintained garden; he has to make sure the Cerberus Assembly's nefarious schemes do not continue in Ludinus's absence, perhaps even in the absence of the Assembly itself, depending on what its members do in its wake; he probably has to go egg on his godson's shenanigans as payback for Veth threatening to shoot him out of the sky.

Caleb Widogast is an absolute cockroach of a wizard, and, in true Mighty Nein form, he is at all times thriving on unfinished business.

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Anybody thought of this . . . ?

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I really like making fun them. That and coming up with more bullshit to fuel for their fire. 

However, you will know if this has even the slightest bit of truth, because you’ll never see my fat ass again. 🤣

[sgt-tombstone]

Ghost: you look tired, Johnny

Soap: yeah, I didnae sleep well last night, I went to bed early but tossed and turned for forty-seven hours straight

Ghost: that’s literally not possible

Soap, leaning into the bit: actually, I was on a plane going from *stops to think for a second* east to west, so I was in the air for fifty hours but it was only about eight hours local time

Ghost: is this your way of telling me that you only got three hours of sleep last night?

Soap: yeah…

Ghost, fondly: you’re so fucking stupid, sergeant

[idwisp]

a glimpse into my twisted psyche

my mind is incomprehensible and truly dark i dont blame anyone for looking away or (continues monologue in next room over)

anyways enjoy Sebastian and Aurelius stuff i drew this week

[beedalee]

Kissing in the Starlight. ☔

I reposted my older makoto x ami fanart on instagram (it's beedaleeart if you'd like to follow me there. i am trying to be active!) and it reminded me of this sketch I made eons ago. so this is me making good on my promise to myself to make more Makoto x Ami art. ...as a birthday treat!!

I had this scene in my head while listening to makoto's “kissing in the starlight”. (please listen to it... i am begging... her original seiyuu is SO DREAMY in it...)

ALSO...!! I found out they did a duet song for Crystal called "Secret Midnight Talk" where they discuss their insecurities and loneliness with each other... if that's not kinda sapphic IDK what is 🥴

[zappedbyzabka]

All photos (and a gif) of these karate men in one place