#spank me daddy in dutch

[tehshelaroxx]

Does Nicolas Cage have social media? If so, I want to send him "Geef Me Een Klap Papa" every day until he blocks me. Then I'm gonna do the same to Hugh Jackman. 🥴

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[mamahex]

I truly suspect I'm spiralling into some weird sort of sicko...or does anyone else think that deranged epilogue, fully bearded Dutch in a fur coat is actually deathly sexy.....? I know he's fully...gone, by then....but...but....

[queenie-the-court-jester]

Cult of the sacrificial lamb ♡

a/n: there is no actual lamb cult, I just like the title 😭 nsfw, mentioning their cock and titty sizes lmao

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★poka and juniper the Valais black nose's: the twins are inseparable. You need to bathe one but it's not the other's bath time yet? Suck it up then, 'cause they're both going in the tub now. No guarantee you won't get splashed with water. Poka is colorblind, and juniper is.. interesting. Who knows what's wrong her. The only way you can tell the difference between them is through their eyes. Who's blind and who isn't.

Physical appearance: they're both dark skinned with loosely curly black hair. At this point you should give them a haircut. Juniper has green eyes and poka has blue eyes. Juniper is 130 lbs, while poka is 120 lbs. (Juni's packing some pretty big milkers, DD cup bra. Poka got a 6 incher) 5'5

★violet the harri: violet is a little violent. Her name suits her. Kinda. You could be busy doing your chores and she'd tackle whoever decided to come within a 15 foot radius of your location. She likes to bite too, they out multiple muzzles on her only for her to chew through them. She's only ever docile with you, kinda. Just ignore the multiple bite marks around your arms.

Physical appearance: B cup, 140lbs, white long hair, pale as fuck, and violet eyes, 5'3

★azucar the Columbia sheep: I was hesitant to put azucar here since she's 17, legally a minor. I won't do any nsfw content with her because it makes me uncomfy. She can be the sweetest hybrid you ever met or the meanest. No in-between. Her moods flip like a light switch, unpredictable. She'll cuss you out in Spanish and then t-bag you. Talk about a hormonal teenager

Physical appearance: c cup, 137 lbs, curly white hair, pale skin, black eyes, 5'4

★wehrner the American black belly: he has daddy vibes, like he could bend you over his knee and spank your ass because you didn't address him as 'sir'. Bastard. You often catch him shamelessly fapping behind a tree in the fields, even when you freeze and stare at his impressive dick he doesn't stop, instead, inviting you to join him. And that's the story of how he got the cone of shame.

Appearance: 8 incher, 150 lbs, 5'7, long black and brown hair, grey eyes, peach skin, large horns curled around his ears

★Sally the angora goat: 'it's earthworm Sally! Carrying diseases from Florida to Cali!' That is her theme song fr. She's been fooling around with the neighboring farm's ram's so much you doubt she isn't carrying a couple STDs and maybe rabies too. Although she is very bubbly and cheerful, she just starts so much unnecessary drama with the other animals

Appearance: curly long white hair, pale skin, red eyes, D cup, 120 lbs, 5'6

★opal the Tennessee fainting goat: she's so tiny, and mean. She bit your ass and chest so many times you're always looking around your surroundings before entering the fields. Although recently you discovered a rather popular way to stun her and run away

Appearance: black straight hair (I bet she has split ends), peach colored skin, tiny horns on her head, 90 lbs, 4'10, A cup

★sasha the Australian cashmere goat: Sasha is quiet and stoic, but she doesn't hesitate to step in Incase somebody wants to start a fight. She's Kim's second favorite female (you're the first ofcourse)

Appearance: fluffy platinum blonde hair, pale skin, black eyes, small horns sprout from her head, B cup, 152 lbs, 5'9

★kim the dutch landrace goat: Kim can either be your angle or your debil. Yes that misspelling was intentional. More than once has he tried humping you, even convincing the girls to try and help him, except you keep running away. STOP RUNNING AWAY. Is it so bad he wants to impregnate you with his children!?

Appearance: long silky black-blond hair, bro is ripped, large horns curl around his head, 160 lbs, 5'11, 7 incher

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[dilfssleepingbag]

Dutch Van der Linde NSFW HCs:

Minors Dni!

Fem ‘reader’

Calls you “darling”, “sweetheart”, “doll” and “love”

He loves spanking you. You wanna act like a brat? Alright, you will get treated like one (he sometimes leaves his rings on) “someone seems to have forgotten their manners. Don’t worry, doll..I shall teach you a lesson you won’t forget so easily” “who do you think you’re talking to like that, huh? Need me to put your mouth to better use?”

He enjoys to see your skin turn red under his touch, especially when the shape of his hand imprints on your butt (or face)

Has a daddy kink/ authority kink. He feels a surge of power and dominance whenever you call him “sir”, “daddy” or even “Mr Van der Linde”. “Yeah, that’s right, doll. Let them know who your daddy is”

Smokes one of his cigars after he successfully railed your brain into another dimension (he wouldn’t smoke around you if you dislike the smell)

His fingers…hdhjwbd… he def knows what he’s doing with them- like- just look at them and yk what I mean

He’s a big fan of orgasm denial “don’t cum until I give you permission, darling”

However…should you cum before that he will overstimulate you until you’re crying and begging for him to stop “oh? I thought that’s what you wanted, sweetheart. So take it and handle it like a good girl”

He usually has to cover your mouth in order to silence your moans and cries or the whole camp would hear you “ssh, you want everyone to hear your lewd sounds?” And you’d just nod and have him chuckle darkly “dirty girl”

One of his favorite positions is cowgirl. Dutch enjoys to see you flustered when he looks down at you and enjoys how it makes you look away. “ah ah, eyes back on me” he’d say as he grabs your face and turns it back in his direction.

He also loves to see you struggle to make yourself cum on his dick. Either your legs fail you or his dick just doesn’t hit the right angle “what’s wrong, doll? Need the old Mr. Van der Linde to help you out?”

He’ll make you cum one way or another. Dick, mouth, fingers. You name it, you receive it (but only if you’ve been a good girl)

Dutch is good at eating you out, the prickling of beard only adds to the sensational feeling he gives you and you buck your hips to get more of that.

He also enjoys you riding his face. The first time he told you to do so you got all embarrassed and tried to refuse his offer by saying that you’re too heavy and could suffocate him. He just grabbed you and positioned you over his head “will you sit down, girl? It should be considered an honorable death if I die by eating your cunt.”

If you were to suck him off he will make sure to humiliate or mock you before that. Dutch will slap his dick on your cheek and lips while looking amused “oh? You want it that bad, huh? I don’t see you making any efforts to earn my dick yet though. Keep begging, darling” (would smoke one of his cigars while he looks down at you (unless you hate the smell))

If you finally get what you longed he will tell you to thank him “darling, where are your manners, huh? Say ‘thank you, daddy’” (he will mock you for thanking him “what are you thanking me for, doll? Tell me why you’re thanking me”)

Dutch will throw your legs over his shoulder and fuck you hard and deep. He will place kisses on your ankles when he slows down and looks at your flushed face “taking me so well, darling”. He would lean forward and press your legs closer to your body as the mating press position allows him to slide deeper. “You like that?” He would press his hand down on your abdomen before playing with your clit with his other hand. “Aww look at you, doll. Such a cockdumb little slut”

He is also quite fond of choking you. Breathplay shows him how much you trust him and he’s easily turned on by that.

He likes marking what’s his. You will wake up with hickeys and bite marks on your tits, hips and inner thighs (he’s too much of a gentleman and saves you the embarrassment to walk around with hickeys on your neck..tho the camp most likely knows already what you did last night) And damn, will he be proud of looking at them the next day

He will praise you by calling you his “good girl” or saying “that’s it, you’re doing so well for me”, “that’s my girl, keep going”, “got myself such a good little whore, didn’t I?”

He’s good at aftercare. Makes sure to hold you close and place kisses on your head and forehead. His hands run soothingly over your legs all while he whispers sweet nothings into the depths of night

Some ppl who were interested in reading the hcs:

@photo1030 @pigeonsareevil @laureliciousdefinition @roamingtigress

[dagothcares]

Unrelated to anything, but I do resent the inferiority complex that Dutch speakers have over their own language. Dutch is a passionate language with its tongue wedged firmly in its own cheek. A lot of stuff sounds dumb when you translate stuff from English to Dutch because a lot of stuff that is commonly said in English is dumb, but people can not see this as English is the cultural hegemon.

I see stuff like, people being embarassed to speak Dutch so they write in English, perform in English, sing in English at a Dutch speaking open mic event and their English isn't even good.

A friend of mine is writing fantasy fiction in English despite the fact he can express himself better in Dutch. Perpetual chip on my shoulder about this. To me Dutch sounds very sincere, it's the language my mother speaks and the language I speak with my closest friends. It's endlessly varied as people from 20 kilometers away speak it so differently that I have issues understanding them. It feels to me that native speakers have such disdain for it, because it's so direct and sincere that it makes them all too aware that what they say and write is stupid and they no longer have this veil of foreign language and culture to hide behind.

"Dutch is so silly, can you imagine saying 'Spank me, daddy!' in Dutch?" The fact that "Spank me, Daddy!" in itself is not a silly phrase to you speaks to me of detachment to the sounds that escape the fence that is your teeth.

[amrass]

Fanfiction updates and excerpts 02.16.24

I think I am getting better after my burnout, which is nice! And I also finished all my main projects, so that's also nice. Thank you for all the kind feedback and well wishes I've gotten, I appreciate them loads.

My life seems to get steadily busier in spring. I'm observing Lent from 02.14 to 03.28 together with my fiancé, who is more religious/spiritual than me, but I enjoy the mental challenge. Our main way of fasting is restricting the internet outside of work, so I won't be online as much. But I still copy paste comments/messages with me, so I can answer when offline.

The upcoming projects are a few old ideas and a few new ones. Lots of Micah, as always. NSFW content under the cut.

Main works: 

Salt 

Colm/Micah, sugar daddy precanon AU, dark content. Currently at part 5, opening Arc 2: "Christmas with the O'Driscolls". Soon readers can look forward to heavy bondage, accidental retraumatization, a murder attempt, spanking, sounding, needle play and piercing play. And Owen O'Driscoll delivering the line "As a boy, I used to weep in butcher shops," while sneaking into Colm's bedroom at night to ... check out Micah. Here is an excerpt from chapter 6:

"Don't be scared," Colm said, choosing the moment when Micah steeled himself to press his nail into the nipple. He imagined the soft, pink space giving in to his finger, all those sensitive nerve endings giving a way for him, engulfing him like a cunt. The steel mechanism kept on making a slight scraping sound when Micah pulled at them, until he drew his legs up, spreading his knees while his ankles remained bound tight together. "You want more?" 

"I'll kill you," Micah mumbled. 

"Yeah, you want more." Colm kissed the skin between Micah's cheek and ear, then finished the remaining shirt buttons. He tugged the fabric to the side so that he could kiss the boy's shoulder, until the hunching made his collarbone jut forward. It looked delicious, and Colm sank his teeth into the bone until Micah whimpered. 

The Lost and the Lethal

A motorcycle gang AU set around 1990-2010, like in GTA 4: The Lost and the Damned, with the RDR2 main cast as bikers and their horses as smaller pets. While out riding, Arthur gets tasked with recovering Micah, who has been missing from the clubhouse for a few days. After finding him in a lethal condition, there's a race to get him to a hospital, with some help from fellow members and a threat from a rival MC gang. My first attempt at whump with an VdL vs O'Driscoll MC fight in the middle. Kind ZanaZira has been helping me out with this, she is a godsend!!!

Micah came and went to the clubhouse as he pleased, unless forced to stay due to an ankle monitor. He guarded his bike like Gollum with the Ring (a reference he wouldn't get despite the gang's frequent film marathons), but it had been parked in the clubhouse garage for a couple of days. Arthur had even gotten a chance to study the red skull details amid the black paint, and read the edgy quote about vengeance scratched into the fender of the bike.

"Just try to find him, that's all I ask," Dutch said.

"Alright," Arthur grumbled, not looking forward to the shift from open roads to city alleys, the car queues, and the trucks riding his ass like randy dinosaurs. Worst of all was the smog trapped between the tall buildings, tickling the scar tissue inside his lungs. "I'll do it."

The Sweet Escape

My take on the Morbellicious "Blessed are the Meek?" scenario. Arthur has Micah where he wants him, jailed in Strawberry, soon to be hanged. Threats, among other things, are exchanged through the window bars, while Arthur is barely concealed by the nightly rain fog, and Micah's cellmate is being an O'Driscoll flavor of bastard.

"I could use a toothpick, and ... " The hand found him and wrapped around his shaft, pulling him out from the fabric. The following silence made Arthur look down, focusing on Micah's expression behind the bars. Micah was staring at his cock. Arthur flushed; was there something wrong with it? The air was cold, and he was too uneasy to be fully erect, but ...

A whistle from the corner of the cell. "Holy shit, that's a huge dick."

Micah whipped around, "Shut the fuck up, O'Driscoll!" His grip on Arthur tightened like a vice, and he groaned like some sort of demonic background choir to Micah's shouting. "One more word and I'll crack you skull open like I did with your friend!"

"Hey, no fighting down there!" a lawman called from upstairs. Arthur and Micah froze. The O'Driscoll held a finger to his lips, and then fluffed his pillows as if getting comfortable before a show.

Other pieces I am thinking of a lot but have not written much of:

Untitled Catboy Micah fanfic 

CRACK. Arthur has to take Micah to the vet to get him fixed, because his kittens are overflowing in the camp. My notes are all there, I just need to write it in one go, as I do with crack fics.

Say that we're sweethearts again

Kind of a sequel to "Through the Wilderness" set 20-30 years later. Old!Micah/old!Arthur. An AU where (low honor) Arthur is tasked to find (low honor) Jack Marston. There's reason to believe (high honor??) bounty hunter!Micah is after him. Having had a stormy relationship ending in Dutch's death, the reunion is tense, and Jack doesn’t help matters. Lol, I loved playing low honor creepy Jack ...

Slug

WARNING: REALLY DARK, HORNY CONTENT. O'Driscoll Gang/Micah. Set in my MC AU, extremely dubcon biker gangbang, O'Driscoll Thrash Party … I wanna write Micah trying to steal from the O'Driscolls, getting chased by motorcycles, then waking up in a concrete garage of some sort. Will include duct tape, drugs, vibrators, boot worship, overstimulation, alligator clamps, spider gags, watersports, the writer slobbering all over the biker wear … Colm is overseeing the whole thing and being his beyond creepy self. Colom boy, I love youuuuu (as a fiction character yada yada)

And that's it! I have a few old projects mentioned in other posts that I might work on later, but for now, my main focus is Salt, the first chapter of the MC whump threeshot, and The Sweet Escape.

[sovereign-skyy]

While this is technically a correct translation as there's not really a dutch word for spanking, a more accurate translation of that Dutch sentence would be a more generic "Hit me, dad" (or more literally "Give me a smack, dad")

Note my use of the word "dad" instead of daddy because I have never heard anyone use papa in a REMOTELY sexual way lol, dad really fits the vibe of papa better

I guess the way you'd get closest to "daddy" in Dutch would be "pappie" but I'd strongly recommend against it

Honestly, Dutch as a whole is pretty bad for dirty talk. Our genital slang does make for pretty good swear words tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[frilly-interference-dazzling]

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I show Daddy my little girly fingernails. My fingers look soft and puffy but are Dutch like him! and very strong, stronger than a ton of men! My nails are short and square. The pointer is the puffiest and not much else I can do or say? 🤷🏼‍♀️

I get a little soft baby stimulation at my crotch etc. and he holds me up and holds my fingers in his hands examining how hard and strong and puffy they are. “Wait,” he ejaculates, “Didn’t you hurt your hands, Baby Girly Frilly?” They are stiff but now anything hurts the poof. He put warm gloves on them and spanked my booty lightly and put me in a crib with music playing, instead of TV so I would lie down. He sat in the room and read a “good” book…. from a top university library in the US???

[11fflower11]

[demilypyro]

Hey I'm sorry for asking this but Google translate says that "spank me daddy" in Dutch is "geef me een klap papa" and I need to know if that's real

You're the weirdo for thinking "spank me daddy" was ever a sexy thing to say and needing to hear it in another language to realize it's fucking wack.

[hentired]

I dont think anyone needs this information but no if you wanna say "spank me daddy" in Dutch you would absolutely not say "geef me een klap papa" which would translate better to something like "punch me, dad"

[hikarus-shida]

Christian Cage: "Behave"

Christian Cage x fem!reader

genre: nsfw 18+

warnings: nsfw 18+, bratty reader, spanking, oral sex (m)

summary: when christian's girlfriend decides to be a brat all day, he puts her in her place.

requested by: anon (hope you enjoy!)

tag list: @cutierocker202 @bec0m @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @elitehunter

This is an 18+ imagine. If you're not 18+, please read at your own discretion if you don’t intend on leaving this post. You’ve been warned. :)

This was my first time writing about a brat, so hopefully I did it well!

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*i do not own this gif!*

“But I want it!” You yelled, crossing your arms as your eyes narrowed. Christian pressed two fingers at the bridge of his nose and looked down, trying to keep his composure. You were being a huge brat all because of a Cartier bracelet that you had seen and was begging him to buy. When Christian told you no, it was as if your whole world crashed; you hated that word.

“Princess, you need to calm it down, right now.” Christian gave you ‘the look’, which meant that he meant business. You didn’t care though, the bracelet was meant for you, and he told you that he’d always get you whatever you wanted! What a liar he was.

All the people in the store watched as you had your meltdown, whispers and side-eyes directed towards you. It didn’t matter, in fact you enjoyed it. All the humiliation and embarrassment that Christian felt would make him have to buy you the bracelet and you weren’t going down without a fight, even if it meant being more brattier than usual.

“No! You told me you could get whatever I want when I’m with you! Were you lying to me? You’re such a nasty liar.” You smirked when you saw his cheeks grow red. Only you knew how to push Christian’s buttons so well, he even admitted it himself.

“Watch yourself,” He warned you, which made you roll your eyes. Christian tsk’d at your blatant insubordination and actions. He grabbed your hand and dragged you out of the store, pushing past fellow strangers until he reached the family bathroom and locked the door behind you.

“Get on your knees and I’m not going to tell you again,” He gritted through his teeth. When you got on your knees, he kneeled down and bent you over his lap.

“You don’t wanna listen to me? You want like a tough little brat?” Christian spat, “This is what happens to brats.” He pulled down your plaid skirt, exposing your underwear and butt cheeks. His large hand made the first smack, which had you cry out loud. The second one was the worst, you could feel the redness on the skin and how tender it was. Then came the third, tears welled up in your eyes as you tried to prepare yourself for the next spanking.

“You want to be a brat and disobey me?” Christian asked, spanking you now for the sixth time. You shook your head, unable to speak as the tears poured from your eyes. “Use your words, princess.”

“No, no, daddy. I don’t ever want to disobey you again.” You cried out, waiting for his hand to smack down onto your ass, but it never came. Instead, his hand began to rub the area to soothe you.

“That’s very nice of you, princess, but your punishment isn’t over.” He said, helping you up off of his lap and getting up himself. Christian began to unbuckle his belt and slid down his pants, then his underwear, exposing his hard member. “Now, suck.”

You licked your lips as you inched towards him, now up close to you his member. Your tongue swiveled along his tip, just long enough to tease, before you began to take him in your mouth. Christian was so long and thick, you barely had all of him inside. You had total control until he began to thrust into your mouth, moaning and grunting as he did, his entire cock sliding in and out of your mouth, down your throat as he did this.

You began to gag, which increased the amount of spit that was being produced. Christian groaned as he was fucking your mouth, his hands were on the sides of your head and he used it to control his momentum. “Such a pretty mouth you have, princess. It’s a shame you use it to be a big brat.” He kept pumping into your mouth, moaning out your name when his load traveled down your throat.

“Swallow it, princess.” He said, sternly as he watched his cock twitch in your mouth. You swallowed every drop, leaving not a single one behind, and even sucked on the tip one last time. Christian lifted up his pants and underwear, rebuckling his belt then helping you up.

“Are you going to be a dirty brat next time?”

You shook your head in response, “No, daddy. I won’t.” Christian kissed your head and inspected the damage done from his spanking, giving your cheek another good gentle rub.

“Do you still want that Cartier bracelet?” He asked, pulling out his wallet. Your lips lifted into a smile as you nodded profusely. Christian took your hand and walked out of the family bathroom with you, walking back to the store that had all the people that gave you dirty looks in there.

Oh well, you didn’t care. They could always get another free show, after all you never knew how to behave.

[neon-junkie]

every single Dutch post I see includes the tags ‘daddy’, ‘rings’, and ‘spank me.’ or all three of them if you’re that horny

[vampiremeerkat]

What do you think of the "dutch is not a serious language" meme that's been going around on twitter and tumblr?

GODDAMNITit's not wrong, but the main example I keep seeing is the "Spank me, daddy!" one, for which the translation added is pretty bad. So imagine: Dutch bedroom, frikandellen everywhere, two lovers are getting it on, clogs still on their feetsies, the guy turns to the other guy (true trivia: everyone in the Netherlands is a homosexual man) and wishes to give him an important instruction. If we properly translated "Spank me, daddy!", it'd be something degenerate like "Sla me, pappie/papa!". ..And that's exactly what today's Google Translate gives us, so finally, the Dutch are given the respect they deserve. Viva la Tulpenbollenveld.

[bwoahtastic]

Ok I just saw that post you reblogged about Dutch being terrible and I am.... dying of laughter.

So my first language is Afrikaans and it’s really really close to Dutch (like I can understand Dutch and people who can speak Dutch can understand me) however there are some small changes.

So in Afrikaans, ‘klap’ also means hit or spank. However, it means to hit or spank REALLY hard. Like the kind of slap that you could end up with a concussion from. And because of my habit of reading Dutch like it’s Afrikaans, I read the sentence with that meaning of ‘klap’ and wow that was a wild ride 😂

Anyway, I thought you’d find this funny 😂

Sjsjsjsj honestly imo Afrikaans is a more fun version of Dutch, it makes Dutch sound boring skksks But yeah if people talk Afrikaans I can mostly understand that, like obviously there are differencws but you can work it out somehow 😂

But even in Dutch klap is like basically a really really hard flathanded slap so that makes it even more hilarious indeed! Like geef me een klap papa just sounds like you want your dad to knock you unconscious (cos unlike daddy, papa is a very unsexy word sksksk)