#I need to touch some grass

[i-eat-mold]

If we adopted children into the mafia would that be fucked up or what

[dilfssleepingbag]

Dutch Van der Linde NSFW HCs:

Minors Dni!

Fem ‘reader’

Calls you “darling”, “sweetheart”, “doll” and “love”

He loves spanking you. You wanna act like a brat? Alright, you will get treated like one (he sometimes leaves his rings on) “someone seems to have forgotten their manners. Don’t worry, doll..I shall teach you a lesson you won’t forget so easily” “who do you think you’re talking to like that, huh? Need me to put your mouth to better use?”

He enjoys to see your skin turn red under his touch, especially when the shape of his hand imprints on your butt (or face)

Has a daddy kink/ authority kink. He feels a surge of power and dominance whenever you call him “sir”, “daddy” or even “Mr Van der Linde”. “Yeah, that’s right, doll. Let them know who your daddy is”

Smokes one of his cigars after he successfully railed your brain into another dimension (he wouldn’t smoke around you if you dislike the smell)

His fingers…hdhjwbd… he def knows what he’s doing with them- like- just look at them and yk what I mean

He’s a big fan of orgasm denial “don’t cum until I give you permission, darling”

However…should you cum before that he will overstimulate you until you’re crying and begging for him to stop “oh? I thought that’s what you wanted, sweetheart. So take it and handle it like a good girl”

He usually has to cover your mouth in order to silence your moans and cries or the whole camp would hear you “ssh, you want everyone to hear your lewd sounds?” And you’d just nod and have him chuckle darkly “dirty girl”

One of his favorite positions is cowgirl. Dutch enjoys to see you flustered when he looks down at you and enjoys how it makes you look away. “ah ah, eyes back on me” he’d say as he grabs your face and turns it back in his direction.

He also loves to see you struggle to make yourself cum on his dick. Either your legs fail you or his dick just doesn’t hit the right angle “what’s wrong, doll? Need the old Mr. Van der Linde to help you out?”

He’ll make you cum one way or another. Dick, mouth, fingers. You name it, you receive it (but only if you’ve been a good girl)

Dutch is good at eating you out, the prickling of beard only adds to the sensational feeling he gives you and you buck your hips to get more of that.

He also enjoys you riding his face. The first time he told you to do so you got all embarrassed and tried to refuse his offer by saying that you’re too heavy and could suffocate him. He just grabbed you and positioned you over his head “will you sit down, girl? It should be considered an honorable death if I die by eating your cunt.”

If you were to suck him off he will make sure to humiliate or mock you before that. Dutch will slap his dick on your cheek and lips while looking amused “oh? You want it that bad, huh? I don’t see you making any efforts to earn my dick yet though. Keep begging, darling” (would smoke one of his cigars while he looks down at you (unless you hate the smell))

If you finally get what you longed he will tell you to thank him “darling, where are your manners, huh? Say ‘thank you, daddy’” (he will mock you for thanking him “what are you thanking me for, doll? Tell me why you’re thanking me”)

Dutch will throw your legs over his shoulder and fuck you hard and deep. He will place kisses on your ankles when he slows down and looks at your flushed face “taking me so well, darling”. He would lean forward and press your legs closer to your body as the mating press position allows him to slide deeper. “You like that?” He would press his hand down on your abdomen before playing with your clit with his other hand. “Aww look at you, doll. Such a cockdumb little slut”

He is also quite fond of choking you. Breathplay shows him how much you trust him and he’s easily turned on by that.

He likes marking what’s his. You will wake up with hickeys and bite marks on your tits, hips and inner thighs (he’s too much of a gentleman and saves you the embarrassment to walk around with hickeys on your neck..tho the camp most likely knows already what you did last night) And damn, will he be proud of looking at them the next day

He will praise you by calling you his “good girl” or saying “that’s it, you’re doing so well for me”, “that’s my girl, keep going”, “got myself such a good little whore, didn’t I?”

He’s good at aftercare. Makes sure to hold you close and place kisses on your head and forehead. His hands run soothingly over your legs all while he whispers sweet nothings into the depths of night

Some ppl who were interested in reading the hcs:

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[aenemix]

TOJI FUSHIGURO x F! READER

MDNI! 🔞 SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!

Tojified simps y'all. Heavily smutted Istg. 🔞🍋

Kill me y'all, this goshdang thing just pop up in my mind. Now enjoy y'all Toji simps.

You know your fuck when your against the bed helpless as the man towered over you, fucking you like there's no tomorrow. He'd fill you up with his cum and still doesn't feel satisfied so he'll fuck you deep and raw you swore you could've seen stars at that point. You'd whine only for him to get riled up again and again and doesn't stop. His stamina as fast as ever.

Toji would tease every part of your body, caressing your breasts while also pinching your nipple to stimulate you further. Nothing could have prepared for you when Toji started carrying you while still connected from behind and pinned you over the wall, reaching your farthest and deepest insides, a bulge would appear time to time as he thrust into you roughly like a wild animal.

Your moans are music to his ears and he would whisper sweet nothings to your ears telling you "One more and will be done I promise" and you know it was a big FAT LIE.

His cock would ravage your insides and he would bite every inch of your body, his favourite being your neck and thighs.

"To.. Ji... T-Toji.. Nghh.. Angh!.. "

You moaned everytime he hits that certain spot making you a stupid mess but he still loves it knowing fully well his behind all of it. His smirk ever so obvious as he devoured you like a prey.

"One more sweet heart, one more.. " he'll murmur again and again only for you to fall for his tricks, and there you are bend over, his fingers in your mouth as you licked it with fervor and his other hand groping your breast with full attention while his fat cock lodge inside your sore, soaking, wet, cunt.

By the end of it, Toji would comfort you. Giving you the best after care and cuddles with you to sleep.

[ghoulspaw]

Haku the type of guy that if his hands aren't in close proximity to your his crush's body, he'd detonate like a bomb and DIE (it's THAT serious for him).

Pre-relationship?? If you're sitting next to him, he makes the fake yawning move and has his arm resting behind your back/on the chair. If you're walking side by side, he "accidentally" bumps into you cause he's a little "tired" and "sleepy" (probably throwing a "would love to take a nap on someone's lap haha" comment in there). You're having lunch together? "Oh, wait, dont move, you have something on your face..let me clean that up for u 😉" (you did, in fact, have nothing on your face). Feeling upset? How about a hug. Stressed? A massage would definitely work!! He does not go by a day without giving you a headpat...

Now...post-relationship?...... 🙏. Him sitting next to you?? HAND ON YOUR THIGH ‼️🗣 Walking next to you?? HAND HOLDING‼️ 🗣 (dare i say... hand on WAIST too..). Nap time?? CUDDLING ‼️🗣 Feeling upset? Stressed??? All of the aforementioned, but now ☝️ he adds KISSES......... now it's not only his hands, but also his lips........ (and tong-*GUNSHOT*)

This man needs his fingertips touching your skin at some point during the day or he'll have 911 on speed dial its true

[lonelybread69]

New hiper fixation unlock, ghost and all of his nameless ghouls 🙏✨

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I’m convinced that I’ve seen the entire of Criminal Minds in gifsets on Tumblr at this point. It’s so trippy, I’m doing a re-watch marathon and I’m like, “oh shit, baubabygirl12345 posted this with a film grain filter and the caption ‘serving cunt’,” like holy shit, girl, go the fuck outside, get some sun, maybe go clubbing again and find yourself an actual live person to simp over, you are FRESH into your twenties.

[dallyna]

He can slap me across the face with those hands of his and I'll say thank you

[etheries1015]

!!!!!NSFW!!!! MINORS DNI

UNDERNEATH A LITTLE SPOILER ON LERAYE SLEEPIN WITH MC IF U HAVENT GOTTEN THERE YET JEJDJEIFJEJFIAJDJW

WHAT THE FUUUCKK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Sorry satan u might have some competition because I just LOVE a man that whimpers and begs and whines like a bitch in heat for you

I'm literally losing my mind over this I love this game I love this game I love this game I'm such a whore for these demons

I love feeling small and over powered by beings (not humans) who just love to have their little human so so bad that they whimper and drool over being inside of you snuggly at home <3 you're their human <3

This CG is actually insane I'm - I can't even - someone needs to shoot me and drag my corpse outside to touch some grass

[tlou-obsessed]

We need to focus on this

[littledovesthings]

im having these late night thoughts but, moonlight by Ariana is sooo sylus

just check me out real quick

"He's so bossy

He makes me dance

Tryna sit in the back of his whip

And just cancel my plans

Sweet like candy

But he's such a MAN

He knows just what it does

When he's holding me tight

And he calls me "Moonlight" too"

your honor, this is Sylus.

[devonico]

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A reblog would be much appreciated.

This is a continuation of THIS PACK. TOTAL: 1294.

[chummymoracoco]

Twilight's father had two families. I have no proof or clues but I have faith. So Twilight must have a half-brother/sister

[libraryofnika]

he is asking for my hand in marriage— I DO‼️

[cammiko]

I actively refuse to think about Timon and Pumbaa dying. Especially if one dies before the other. I fucking CANNOT go there.

Like literally. Every time I think about it, it feels like I’m getting punched in the gut.

Repeatedly.

[sunshiinnne]

Maybe this is what happens when you grow up, you feel less joy.

[soggyremmy]

didnt include haikaveh or ratiorine bcz i know theyd win so i'll draw them reguardless