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what do you mean they changed Gortash' letters that were slightly crazy campy and added so much character
what do you meannnnnnn
#bg3 tag#LARIAN STOP#STOP RIGHT NOW#PLEAAASE DONT TOUCH MY VILLAINS ARGHHHHHHH#fuck this debil earth
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I've seen a lot of people point out that while Astarion's whole "thing" in act 1 is that he's this sexy sweet talking savant, he only has 10 charisma and actually isn't all that good at it.
He practices cheesy pickup lines within earshot of the person he's going to say them to, and every single time he flirts with tav it's extremely heavy-handed and almost cringeworthy. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to manipulate tav, even if the reason doesn't become clear until his act 2 confession.
But here's the thing: Astarion never actually needed to be all that good at flirting.
He says himself that the vast majority of his "targets" were drunks and brothel-goers. People who never actually saw him as anything other than an object for their pleasure. They were going to go home with him no matter what he said. A few pretty words and his physical beauty would do the rest.
But Tav is the first person to actually view him as a real person, which is why it becomes so glaringly obvious that he's not nearly as charming as he thinks he is. Astarion tells them at the tiefling party that "every part of their body screams temptation" and their response is that he's "sweet" and "silly". They're not buying it for second, because they don't need to be told pretty lies to like him. They like him because of who he really is as a person. They fall in love with him not because he's good in bed or has pretty eyes or a sexy body. They fall in love with him because he's sweet and secretly very kind. Because there is so much pain and sadness and fear in him, and he truly cannot see how amazing he really is. That his goodness never really went away, it just got hidden for a while.
#larian let me hug this man more than twice please im begging you#i couldnt stop thinking about this earlier#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 origins character#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 tav
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it is, i think, symptomatic of the way larian has built this brand: bg3 was always marketed as being mature (read: sexual), and that was one of the big draws for players - myself included! especially as media pulls more towards extremes, with mainstream video games starting to get increasingly graphically sexual, graphically violent, and the vogue for 'grey morality' becomes the norm, those boundaries get pushed, and it becomes more and more of a selling point.
larian obviously focused on this, along with the How Do You Do, Fellow Kids brand, the increased accessibility of game devs on twitter, and adopted it heavily into their marketing strategy, and are now pretty reliant on the horny gamer crowd for a lot of their audience, and more importantly, they're doing this on purpose.
which is how you end up in situations like this.
characters (white men) the players want to fuck get centred: they get updates, they get more content, they get favoured. halsin's gone from a side character in EA to a half-fledged romance option, to a full romance option: he shows up in the promotional material, is larian's poster boy for the sex scenes, he gets more content with every update.
now gortash gets more heavily implied situationship lines with the dark urge, because players are horny for him. nevermind that some people aren't playing that way, or that he was originally set up to be a lower-level antagonist; nevermind that if the durge's storyline needed expansion, it should've been with orin and sarevok and bhaal, or that it muddies the writing for the rest of gortash's arc + characterisation: people want to fuck him, so it gets put in the game. it's not even to do with karlach, whose quest so desperately needs expansion! it's specifically catering to the people who want their character to have a Relationship with the slaver, because they're either not interested in or not able to focus on strengthening the weak spots in the narrative: they're just doing things that will net the 'my favourite dating sim' people lmfao.
meanwhile, literal main character wyll gets his quest demoted to a subquest, doesn't get bugfixes, doesn't get a single unique romance greeting after 6 patches and months of requests. he's not a Horny character, so he doesn't get the focus: he's not a player favourite, so he gets nothing. it's just... so unbelievably, indisputably racist, and it's incredibly grim and disappointing to watch it happen in real-time.
#also#and I can't believe I'm saying this#it feels like character assassination against enver 'can't be in a room with you without 5 robocops for protection' gortash. like come on.#stop trying to make him sexy he'll never be sexy#he's a slaver.#i feel like larian have backed themselves into a corner where they have to pander to this side of the fanbase#because they've encouraged it so strongly that now it feels like a majority share of their audience are here for the sex#bg3#larian critical#bg3 fandom critical#to be clear. Yes i am being a hater#baldur's gate 3
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Queen
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#oqimedqe I can't stop laughing at the lightbulb#SHE'S SO GREAT#jaheira#tracy wiles#baldur's gate 3#bg3#larian studios#bg3actormeme
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shameless redraw of a Hark! A Vagrant Classic
#shitpost#patch 7#larian just keeps dissing us durgetash shippers#and it's freaking hilarious#i hope they never stop XD#my stuff
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When I say I laughed so hard I sent myself into a 3 minute coughing fit...
#it's the funniest thing Larian has tweeted#no you cant kiss the slimeball man#stop asking to kiss the slimeball man#please#bg3#durge#bg3 spoilers#gortash#enver gortash#dark urge
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I am BEGGING the BG3 fandom to acknowledge that the story is specifically set up so that the player always makes the “right” decision.
Trust The Emperor? He does exactly as he says, treats you as a friend, helps you kill The Netherbrain, and floats off into the sunset without ever once betraying you. Don’t trust The Emperor? He taunts you, says he always thought of you as a puppet, shows you how evil he is and fights against you in the final battle.
Help Astarion ascend, Gale become a god, and Shadowheart become a Dark Justiciar? They say thank you, this is what I always wanted, I’m very happy. Keep Astarion a spawn, Gale mortal, and make Shadowheart a Selunite? They say thank you, this is what I really wanted, I’m very happy.
The characters aren’t real people. They’re plot devices to ensure that the player always gets a satisfying conclusion to following the plot and side quests to their completion. I’m so tired of the same arguments over and over where people use evidence from Choice A to explain why Choice B is bad and invalid.
#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#The Emperor#Ascended Astarion#God Gale#this is also why people need to chill tf out about the ascended Astarion sex scene smile#whether that scene is consensual or not is entirely up to the player#and I’m guessing most players did go into it consensually so makes sense they’d update it#stop whining that Larian is making both choices valid
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BABY SAID...
ty!
Hello, thank you for the support on my BG3 fanart. 🔥❤️
Some of you asked for individual full shots of them, so I decided to make it. There's an interesting suggestion with Shadowheart and Karlarch I might do as well...
"Can I use it as wallpaper/screen cover?"
Sure. Just don't remove my signature or modify the drawing.🤘
"Can I print it on my own?"
If possible, please consider supporting me via INPRNT. If you can't, ofc, I won't hold you, go on, print it and later drop me a coffee at ko-fi, darling! You can also share some cents via paypal. Send pics as well of your achievement. For personal use only. 🔥
"Can I print it to sell, use commercially?"
No. Unless you pay me 100kUSD.
🇧🇷"Tem print?" Sim. Só me enviar comprovante de 50$ no pix: 51648094000140 e endereço de preferência para o e-mail: niccoguedes @ gmail.com . Envio no tamanho A4 com rastreio.
#bg3 fanart#while shooting this:#halsin took off his coat after 1h#Karlach didn’t stop quiet. the photographer had to use high speed cam#Gale talked with Wyll every break#Astarion was too concerned if the camera captured him#turns out yes#and he couldn’t stop bragging about modernism#Shadowheart listened to Maneskin and is a Victoria fan now#Lae’zel wasn’t in the mood. She accepted anyway.#Small astarion agenda#Astarion being small even in heels#Pathetic little man#I love you#hazeilus#fanart#brazilian artist#bg3 astarion#tadpole gang#larian studios#baldurs gate art#i love larian#baldurs gate 3#astarion fanart#shadowheart fanart#laezel fanart#gale dekarios fanart#wyll fanart#karlach fanart#halsin fanart
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Larian trying to tell us no but all I’m hearing is that they were so down bad for one another they didn’t even bother with foreplay. Sick little freaks
#baldurs gate 3#bg3 durge#bg3#lord enver gortash#enver gortash#lord gortash#bg3 gortash#durgetash#durge x gortash#Larian can’t stop me cus I can’t read#sick little meow meows#i hate them
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"Glad to be with you, I mean." Baldur's Gate 3 7 / ?
#baldur's gate#bg3edit#baldur's gate 3#gamingedit#halsin#bg3#larian studios#creaciones#this man must be stopped...................
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A homemade meme to express my feelings:
There is still a lot I love about the game but some stuff makes me really sad and disappointed
#Wyll my beloved absolutely shit on by larian and then neglected by a lot of fans#both Wylls and gales abusers are talked about in ways that make me go ???#Halsin seemed like he could be a cool character but has contradictory dialogue and will not stop flirting with you unprompted#i love all the characters#I love the overall story#but there are something’s I cannot let go#bg3#larian critical#wyll ravengard#gale dekarios#bg3 mystra#mizora
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Larian, I am begging you. Stop changing things. Stop editing your finished product.
Stop.
And more importantly: stop changing it without context, without alerting the people that bought your product. It's not early access anymore. Most of these changes are watering down the characters and their personalities. Please.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#the gortash letters are the dumbest changes#the new ones are so generic#any man could have written those#the lae'zel lines?#the halsin lines?#my guys just stop#larian critical
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some things are better without context
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#my posts#drow have so soooo many dialogue options#so do the dragonborns#meanwhile half-elves get cricket noise#I think there were like 2 in total the whole game#good to see Larian heavily prioritized some things all across the board and they didn't stop at companions /s
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Jackdaw, the war cleric of Tiamat
#larian stop being cowards and let me put scars on my dragonborn#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 art#tav#bg3 tav#oc#furry oc#dragonborn#character design#baldurs gate#baldur's gate 3 tav#jackdaw#dnd#dnd character
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Larian's really out here buffing Gortash's boss fight by adding dialogue to make Durge players hesitate fighting him at all.
#AND IT'S WORKING ON ME#He's awful - stop making me not want to fight him#First the puppy dog eyes and now this?! Larian!#My resolve is dissolving with every patch#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#Lord Enver Gortash#Enver Gortash#BG3 Durge#BG3 Dark Urge#Durge#Dark Urge
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When I came across that "joke" from Tav to Quill and Z'rell's comment (plus Halsin), I had to take a minute to process what happened. Gale might be a bit silly and eccentric but he's the kindest, sweetest and most passionate character in that party. No wonder the poor man has deep insecurities to solve, so many people reduce him to an easy target! Ofc one of the side effects would be overconfidence and ambition as a defense mechanism. He's obv lonely; only Tara and Morena ever loved him for him.
his eccentric nature might be a part of it. he is loquacious, outgoing, and doesn’t see the point in hiding his enthusiasm. he is considered to be the weird one. naturally, wizards in general being seen as somewhat squishy and physically weak might also add to it.
personally, i really don’t like the implications of the (widely considered) autistic-coded character being the one who faces the most ridicule by far by other characters and fans (and larian) alike.
some might disagree with me on that, but i don’t find it funny by any means either. mostly it just makes me feel bad. “he deserves it. cocky, arrogant, hubris-ridden wizard needs to be taken down a peg” like he isn’t… y’know… already at his lowest. it also disregards the fact that much of his bravado is part of his carefully curated Great Wizard of Waterdeep™ persona that he has skillfully adopted to mask his general feeling of being defective. being fiercely proud of your skill and knowledge and being doubtful of having something truly worthwhile to offer are mindsets that can coexist. according to fandom, gale is either secret hubris incarnate that is only waiting to be unleashed upon the world or pure baby that can do no wrong. instead of a character that is just as flawed and traumatized as all the others, but no less deserving of genuine love.
to me, the constant ridicule just reads as further feeding into his deep-rooted insecurities and his belief that he (as gale, the person) isn’t someone who holds inherent worth. it really, really doesn’t sit well with me.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldurs gate 3#but then again i believe that fandom still has a hard time grasping his character as a whole#we always talk about wanting complex and complicated characters that contain multitudes#but once we get them we don’t know what to do with them#and proceed to try our hardest to reduce them to a few select traits#gale is a kind and good-hearted person. that is not up for debate.#anyway gale deserves people around him who respect and cherish him and are genuinely supportive#protect that wizard and shower him in all the adoration. he needs it.#and i get you anon!!! i also really wish we could call out our companions & npcs#my tav would always keep a spray bottle on hand just in case#someone is being mean to gale again? [pssssht pssshhht] u stop that right this instant#on that note i also don’t like the undertone tav has when they have the option to talk about gale to other parties#what’s with the hesitancy and the derisive undercurrent???#am i supposed to pretend that my tav wouldn’t turn into the personification of the will smith meme whenever they had the option to#talk about their bf/husband???? lies and slander#larian critical#it speaks
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