#Kurt Kunkle thoughts

[collectivecloseness]

playing with Kurt's little tits whilst he fucks himself between yours send tweet

Kurt would go absolutely fucking feral being able to tittyfuck you and that’s so true

(Cw: 18+)

He’s slobbered all over your boobs (affectionately <3) beforehand so they’ll be all soft and easy to use for him to slide into. Whimpers as you tell him how hot he looks as he spits onto his cock, rubbing it with his hand.

Thanks you endlessly as you press your boobs together, so his cock can feel all encompassed and warm and safe, so he can see the image of his dick thrusting between your tits that you’re playing with in your hands.

Moaning for him as you play with your tits only makes Kurt groan harder though. Just with what you two are doing alone he’s probably already close. He’s never done something like this before, and here you are, letting him do it, and enjoying him.

He wants to touch your pretty boobies too please, but he’s not the most coordinated guy in the world. Swears as he nearly falls on top of you, nearly crushing your chest with his hips, his soft tummy hovering just over your chin as he manages to catch himself. About to apologise and ask if you’re okay when you press a kiss near his sweet little bellybutton, and Kurt is shivering so hard he nearly collapses on top of you again. He’s silent for a few moments as he pulls back, just reeling in the feeling of what you’ve done, his eyes bright and lips shiny while he looks at you. Kurt really likes that.

He does manage to have one hand be able to adoringly fondle and softly play with your boobs. Just wanting that soft warmth of yours in his hand, his thumb smoothing over it, stroking your chest affectionately, as his palm encaptures you. All while he’s using his other hand to keep him upright, while he keeps fucking himself between your chest.

And when your boobs press against that particular vein as it throbs, all squeezes against him, goddammit. Kurt’s gripping your flesh tenderly as you tell him how big he is, and he speeds up sloppily whenever you praise or compliment him.

Goddamn the heat against your chest feels so good. With how girthy and heavy and even long he is, feeling that slide between your pressed up breasts, having Kurt hover over the top of you where he looks like he’s about to collapse any moment...

It feels fucking incredible. You squish your tits together more, moaning up and looking into your sweet boys face. And Kurt’s lovingly humming your name, his way on checking up on you right now, his hand soft but still needy on your tender boob. His spit from his mouth worshipping all over your boobs a moment ago seems to only heat up with his aching cock sliding between them.

You’re pressing your thighs together just as much as your chest, unable to buck with Kurt sitting on you like this, but watching this was turning you on way enough. Feeling wet and hot not only around your chest, Kurt and you were nearly whining in sync as you watched yourselves.

Kurt’s hot and thick cock on the skin of your chest between your tits, his throbs pulsing through your breasts as you squash them there, Kurt’s hand desperate to hold your chest near your fingers, his drool over your hardened nipples and chest heating up with each needy thrust he gives you. It all feels insane. Kurt’s not the only one who’s stomach is all coiled up desperately.

Kurt’s already pushing the head of his cock up against your lower face. He’s big, and needy, so it really doesn’t take long at all. You hum in delight for Kurt as the head slides past your lips, and he fucking trembles over you at the vibration, even though his left hand is clawing at your boob.

Stick your tongue out while his tip drooling pre is bucking against it, Kurt will cum to the image for the rest of his life. He’s having to hold himself off from busting right there and then, just so he can watch you more. Moaning so fucking loudly as he bounces his tip onto your flat tongue, rubbing his pre there like he’s marking you with it, brushing a pretty painting.

Reaching up to grab his chest only makes Kurt whine out even louder. His hips rutting faster as he fucks his throbbing dick into your chest, while you tell him just how big he is. Kurt only speeds up with every praise and compliment.

Kurt tries to whimper, whine, moan, worship, plea anything out with your name, but he can only make sounds, as his dick thrusts faster and sloppier into your chest, just so enamoured with your touch. You respond by rubbing your hands over his chest too. Feeling Kurt up, sighing in pleasure at the wanton moan he gives over you for this, always so touchstarved even still.

Your hands on his chest make him happy anyway, they always do. But here in this moment, as you do the exact thing to him as he’s doing to you, your hands holding his chest as Kurt grips onto yours, he can’t help but feel so connected with you. All he can think about is how you’re grabbing his chest as the same time he’s got yours, and it drives him fucking feral, and also angelically euphoric. Fuck what you do to him, how good you are with him.

His moans turn into a cry, a single sob that gets you to look up at him with a more inspecting gaze. But you can tell Kurts sob was from bliss. Not just physical bliss, from what you two were doing, but with how blissed out he was from being with you, and how fantastical you were. Moaning more with wrecked pleasure as he tries to stick his dick further, grabbing onto your chest with all he’s got. Your soft flesh peeking between his fingers, white marks of his previous hold ever present.

And smiling after his cry of pleasure, knowing Kurt was good and okay, you wait for his cock to pop up again, and you kiss his tip.

Kurt shudders so hard you’re afraid he’ll crush you. But then his hand stables himself on your chest, and he looks down at you with those shiny brown eyes, his thrusts speeding up as Kurt groans looking to you.

“Open up baby. Open up. I’m so close.” Kurt gasps. He never likes holding himself off if he doesn’t have to.

“Wanna cum on your hot tongue. Gonna spread it all over your mouth baby, please. I’m gonna- fuck...”

You open your mouth up wetly and obediently, wanting to taste Kurt just as much as he wants to blow his load all over your mouth.

And as Kurt watches you with eager and fawning eyes, he swears gratefully as he fucks your chest faster, the dirty sounds spurring him on even more, before Kurt finally starts cumming.

“Oh God, God, God...” Kurt croaks your name out as he starts shooting his cum, his dick slowly moving back and forth over your tongue. The heat is insatiable, and drool piles down your neck as you keep your tongue out, letting him fuck his length over your tongue some more. Keeping your chest pressed together as Kurt moves up, rubbing the underside of his dick covered in cum, up and down your tongue, as he continues busting into your mouth.

“Stay like that... fuck... yes, please.” Kurt whines out loud breathily, as his thrusts slow down, and he gently covers your tongue in his cum as his orgasm turns into a soft dribble. Which then he uses his hand to swipe his tip up and down over the tip of your tongue. The way Kurt shivers above you you’d think he’d cum again, if you couldn’t taste the deficit. Kurt hisses as he grips his cock tight, pressing his slit over the tip of your tongue. Swearing praises at you as you flick your tongue softly over it. Until he’s finally stopped cumming.

Even when he has, and you’re about to swallow, Kurt holds your head gently, but just shoves his cock in your mouth. Moaning your name gratefully, but holding you there for a moment, as you manage to slip your lips shut over his girth, at the quick decision. Kurt basking in the warmth of your mouth over his cock, much like your tits had been before.

But later Kurt pulls back, and now you’re panting with him, as you both just look to each other for a moment, Kurt kneeling over your laid down body. You swirl your tongue around in your mouth, opening your lips up a little so Kurt can see his pretty masterpiece, even sticking your tongue out at him so Kurt can see how he’s painted your tongue white with his cum, and he fucking giggles over the top of you as you show him that, before you noisily swallow.

Kurt cums quite a lot though, so you’re still mouthing around his cum in there, as you lift your neck up a little. Watching your boyfriend more as you continue with his taste.

Kurt’s beaming in post nut glory, sliding his dick over your tits once more, to cover them in his cum as well. Although more aimed all around this time, holding his dick in his fist, trying to spread his cum around them.

You rest your hand on your boyfriends knee, as he’s sat on your chest. But when Kurt looks at you, you can tell he’s not quite done, he’s still thinking of something.

You know what it is when he brings his hand towards your chin, but then sticks two of his fingers in your mouth. You gag only a little, he didn’t push them that deep, Kurt just surprised you. And now it’s clear you licking at his two fingers has become a subconscious action of yours, as that’s what your body immediately does before your brain can think. Kurt pushes his fingers in there for a moment, swirling them around your mouth, and curling them on your tongue.

You hum over them, liking Kurt’s fingers in your mouth, and surprised by the almost dominant turn, but he’s taking them away after only a couple of seconds. When you whine, Kurt beams at you with pride, his heart swelling that he did that just from taking his fingers out of your mouth.

But then you realise what he’s doing as he gets his cum and your drool covered fingers, and he wipes them all over your tits too. His soft cock laying heavy over one of your nipples, as he continues to sit himself down on your chest naked. Just covering your tits with his cum like he had your tongue.

“You look so pretty covered in my cum y/n.” Kurt laughs softly. Looking at you with an eager gaze, biting his lip softly as he beams at you.

You try to sit up, but you can’t with Kurt using your torso as a seat, so you resign yourself to straining your neck, so you can reach up your arm enough to stroke through his smooth brown hair.

“Yeah, maybe you can paint my face next time.” You offer with a soft chuckle. Kurts face so warm under your hand, that he presses to his cheek with your touch, almost greedily the way he snags it up.

But now you can feel Kurt shuffling on top of you, luckily not pressing too much weight as he’s being careful, his balls rubbing up just under your breasts. “Can I do that right now?”

Kurt definitely plans on doing that as he’s already hardening against your tit. But once he’s cleaned your face off a little, as in he’s made his cum your new face cream by rubbing it in, but made sure you can still see, he’s going to be dragging you on top of his chest. So you can both do the same thing, something he loves as a symbol of your relationship, and Kurt can’t wait for you to fuck his chest. He wants you to rub your cunt on his bare chest and splatter it with your cum too. Kurt actually needs you to do so. Oh how he loves you two being so in sync <3

[little-bumblebeeee]

Oh god oh fuck oh jesus fucking christ

[memzyyy]

at this point im just posting my old works

BTW to the people who have given me requests i have seen them!!! i’m gonna need a bit more time to plan what’s gonna happen

NSFW DOWN BELOW

laying in bed with him while he’s playing with your puffy clit with the head of his cock, you’re mewling and begging through glossed eyes for him to stick it in and fuck you dumb just for him to press his finger to your lips to shut you up, telling you to sit still and let him use you as a cumdump and cum onto your pretty pussy :(

[djostateofmind]

I just want you guys to come hang out with me in The Harrington Hive and talk about Joe Keery with me 😭

[mrssoapmactavish]

happy birthday joe keery!!

the man who brought us SO many great characters deserves all the love in the world

[thosefuzzywordfeelings]

more thoughts that are stemming from upcoming mini fic.

kurt kunkle filming everything you guys do together. he’s stuttering because you’re doing some kind of clothes haul for your own channel and you’re twirling around in these skirts, floral dresses and all round just looking like a ray of sunshine. he’s got his camera pointed at you but his eyes aren’t on the viewfinder, they’re on you.

‘and they just - they look like that. all the time. all sunny and pretty and you see the way the flowers are all over the dress, well, that’s what it’s like being around them. all flowery and pretty.”

or you’re doing some kind of viral trend like the boyfriend does my makeup and he’s useless. he pokes you in the eye multiple times with the mascara wand, and he’s kissing your eye immediately.

“oh now, baby i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to get your - okay well maybe it looks nice smudged down your face, you’re so pretty anyway, and now i can taste mascara, 10 out of 10 for the flavour of this thing at least.” just rambling on.

soft kurt kunkle is adorable.

[st3lla-lun4]

slasher crackship community now is yall's time to shine. i want yall to drop your proudest ship creation in the tags because i need a good laugh. ill even be generous and start first.

reblogs are appreciated, i love reading yall's tags!

[propertyofwanda]

so anyone else have a favourite autistic coded character that’s low-key bad rep like i love the movie spree (i recommend for comedy horror or joe keery fans!). it’s not confirmed at all but when i watch it all i can think about is that kurt kunkle has to be on the spectrum and tbh he’s not a bad character at all BUT he does quite literally get so carried away in trying to get fame he goes on a murder spree so that’s where i’d consider it to be somewhat bad rep cause he’s literally a murderer lmao

i can’t help but love him tho and link him to having autism regardless cause like he has relatable autistic traits for me i’m just not trying to say i relate to a killer tho

[blackphoneboo]

there's just something about Kurt Kunkle

[munsonshire]

Hi there guys.

Im making a taglist so. Would you like to be in it? If yes, comment on the comment section or simply interact with this post and ill add you to it!

[stevethewhipped]

“I like your pfp”

Little do y’all know what fucked up shit I did just before it 🤭🚙🌎 ✌️

[collectivecloseness]

Kurt likes to suck your fingers agree or disagree

Kurt pops them into his mouth and then slobbers and sucks all over them so his own mouth is creating a loud vacuuming sound. His tongue laps between each and every finger he can get his greedy little paws on, and licks up your fingertips. He even tries to bite down on your nails if he gets distracted. Kurt slobbers all the way down your wrist, and moans and groans and pants as he makes the wettest licking sounds, and the dirtiest sucking noises. He laps his flat tongue over your palm, up and up and up again, and he bites at the fleshy side of your hand. Curling his tongue all around your fingers, wrapping it around them, and trying to suck them further in his mouth. He waggles his tongue all over your hand, wriggling it over every surface. Kurt just does anything he can. And half an hour later when he’s satisfied and he drops your hand, no he’s not, because he’s done with your hand and now he’s begging you for something else to put his mouth on/in his mouth. And he won’t stop using that still somehow wet tongue, to whine and beg and plead at you, until you let him satisfy his oral fixation on any other part of you. When bobbing his cheeks around you again, all while occasionally staring up at you with the fattest wettest neediest big brown puppy eyes in the world

Agree ✅

[flowers-that-sing]

just finished watching spree. i have so many thoughts but i dont know how to articulate any of them

but yeah. one of my favorite movies now i think. and one of the few social media themed/involved movies i actually really like—it was done well.

it made me think, it was funny, it gave me chills, scared me, made me angry, it was so. wow.

and it escalated so much from the start—even though the killing starts at the very beginning, it isnt thrilling or scary, it’s kind of funny and like. kinda feels deserved.

and the ENDING. and the ENDING ENDING on reddit? and—just. yeah. i have sooo many thoughts but i dunno what to say. i liked it though!!! a lot!

[rainebelowzero]

Kurt cumming in his pants <333 maybe in public maybe live who knowsss teehee <3

Kurt Kunkle x Male Reader

notes: sorry this took so long ughhhhhh, also I said I would post closer to the afternoon but now it's like 8pm because I posted the first one and then fell asleep right after

♡ exhibitionism, kurt cumming in his pants, mention of drinking (not really though), he cums while he's streaming at a party, making him watch himself, no mention of the reader's gender, so technically could be gn ♡

Lots of alcohol was the only way you'd get through this “influencer” party. You regret falling for those stupid puppy eyes Kurt made at you. It always worked and he knew it, so when he did a whole speech about how it'd be good for his career and view count to make connections and you said no, he pulled out his secret weapon. A little pout and some pleading, and you were being dragged through a strongly perfumed, brightly lighted, loud club.

You had no idea who it was hosted by, nor did you recognize anyone there except for one or two people you remembered from Kurt freaking out about interacting with them online. You kind of just followed him around while he live streamed his requests for collabs being rejected by a bunch of people. He gets the occasional picture with someone, and even talked a guy into saying hello to his 3 viewers, but a lot of them were just taking photos or live streaming themselves.

You eventually convince him to go sit down with you, since you really want something to drink. He sits next to you, his phone propped up. He didn't really drink as much, so he settled for talking to his chat and squeezing your hand when you grabbed his to help him calm down.

It didn't really help though. Just the thought of growing his fanbase was driving him insane, and you could kind of tell in the way he got all squirmy in his seat. You looked over, and yeah, he was hard.

Well, if he made you come, you might as well do the same for him. In a different way. His phone was propped up on the bar, so his lap wasn't visible, and no one was really paying attention, all of them focused on mostly themselves or their friends, so you scoot your stool closer to Kurt, wrapping your arm around him. He leans into your touch, but otherwise doesn't really react. That's until you snake a hand down between his legs. He's mid sentence, and he jumps, eyes widening. He stammers his way through the sentence and then turns to you, but you just add on to what he's saying, smiling into the camera casually.

His body shudders as you run your fingers along his bulge, feeling it twitch underneath his pants. He shakily exhales, squirming a little in his seat. He starts talking about something else, his voice noticeably more shaky and he looks nervous as he meets your gaze in the reflection of his phone screen. You give him a grin, before cupping his hard on, letting him grind against your hand.

But you know he's not very good at being subtle, so the second his grinding gets more obvious, you pull your hand away. He whines softly, praying no one hears him. Fortunately, the music is just loud enough to not be heard unless someone is right next to him.

You start to palm him some more, making him full on put his arms on the bar and his face in his hands. He's aware enough to pretend to be yawning before putting his arms back down. You don't even know what he's talking about to the stream, honestly. Something about reaching out to more people before he leaves, or getting Instagram handles or something like that.

The bartender comes over to you, but you reach over to the menu you had before, looking it over and asking if she could come back in a few minutes, and she smiles and nods, going to some people at the other side of the bar. You lean against Kurt's shoulder, acting like you just want to be close to him, which you do, but you're also grabbing his dick through his jeans, stroking him at a slow, teasing pace. He moans softly, a little louder than before.

He looks down, shutting his eyes tight. That won't do. You lean over, staring at the two of you on screen. “Keep looking at the phone, Kurt.” You whisper, and you notice the view count getting a little higher. Kurt does too, whimpering when he sees it, his hips moving a little on their own.

You stroke him faster, but still slow enough to not be noticed. The lights in the place were dim, so it made your task pretty easy, but there were the occasional people passing by that might have noticed.

He pants, his face flushed and skin hot. He struggles to watch himself, but he feels himself getting closer and closer at the idea of people watching this happen. When he saw what he looked like, he knew the few people watching him would definitely know what's going on, and that made him moan a little louder. People were watching him. And even more hot to him, they were watching him get off.

He thought even more about the people surrounding him. There were so many people around him with their phones out, and a large amount of those people were either already recording or taking pictures. He couldn't help but think about them noticing what was happening, noticing that you had your hand between his legs as he strained against his pants, probably the hardest he had ever been in his life.

He thought about them recording him. Broadcasting him across the internet, the amount of people that would be watching him grind against your hand as he moaned and whimpered so desperately. Kurt had no idea he was this into that, his head falling against his hands with a long but soft, drawn out whine.

He breathes heavily, and you grin as you feel a wet spot quickly bloom in his jeans, his hips starting to slow down. You keep stroking him until he starts to whimper and moan from the sensitivity, before finally pulling away. You see a few people in his chat point out exactly what was happening, which only makes you more amused as you lean over, pressing a kiss to Kurt's cheek. He's covering his face, too overcome with pleasure to really notice, and thinking about the nightmare that will be having to walk to the bathroom and clean himself up. As he did it, his next greatest idea came to him

He had to convince you to make porn with him.

[djostateofmind]

Pleaseeee 🥰

Everyone should come join our Harrington Hive Group!

We made a group like 6 months ago on facebook called the Harrington hive and were just trying to bump up some numbers. We post every single day and its all about Joe Keery, sooo yall should come join lol everyone welcome.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/794618698815733/

[blckbrrybasket]

8. “Oh Honey”

Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Reader

꒰First Time + Domination꒱ - 914

• use of a condom, pathetic Kurt, dom!reader

kinktober m.list

Kurt being a virgin was not a surprise nor was the fact that he wanted you to be his first time. It was an honor to have someone wanting you to take their virginity. You were originally going to be gentle until he begged for you to show him the ropes which devolved into him begging for you to be in charge. He didn’t directly beg you to have the power, but he basically sat there a mess making you take the reins, moaning blissfully as you used him.

Kurt’s hands shook around your hips, your own hand catching two fingers on your clit. You tilted your head back and moaned at the feeling, Kurt watching you through barely open eyes. He was forcing himself to watch you, wanting to see your reaction as you fucked yourself on his dick. One day he’d be the one making you moan like that, but not today.

It was obvious you were trying to push him over the edge and get him to come as well as yourself. That was Kurt’s thought until he jolted when you came, your walls clenching without a warning. It was so warm and slick inside you that he nearly came. Kurt gripped your hips again, about to finish when you completely stalled your movements, leaving him hanging. 

Even with you still around him it was nowhere near enough. He just needed you to keep bouncing on his cock so he could cum. It was so unfair! Kurt whined your name, grabbing at your hips as you scoffed. Your pussy relaxed again after your orgasm, Kurt’s own orgasm being too far to reach.

He sobbed, going past words and logical thinking. “Please!” Even your slow grinding wasn’t enough. It only kept your cum soaking his dick. You chuckled, your fingertips trailing along the curve of his chest as you watched his desperate attempts to achieve release. 

You loved the power you held over him, your desire to draw it out overwhelming your need for his gratification. Kurt’s cock throbbed inside you, still twitching. "I love watching you squirm," you rasped, voice filled with amusement. Your fingers gripped his shoulders, giving a squeeze and holding him in place. "But you know what? I think you need a bit more of a challenge."

You pulled your hips up slowly, leaving only the tip of Kurt’s cock within you before suddenly dropping back down. Kurt yelped, arching up pathetically. Your pace remained torturously slow but brutal, each thrust measured and deliberate as you relished the way Kurt whimpered and twitched inside your cunt. Your fingers traced teasing patterns along his sides, your touch never giving him enough to satisfy. 

"You're going to have to work for that release, baby," you murmured, breath hot against Kurt’s ear. With a wicked grin, you dipped your head, capturing his nipple between your lips and sucking. Kurt choked, nails digging into your hips. “What?” His voice came out clipped and whiney. 

You alternated between playful nips and languid licks. Your tongue swirled around the sensitive bud, drawing out sweet moans from his throat. Kurt had no clue you could do that to a guy, assuming it was only for girls. “Work for it,” you repeated, muttering against his chest.

Your hips rolled against his as you savored every feeling, barely giving anything. Kurt bucked his hips up, cheeks flaming, “Like that?” You nodded, tilting his chin down with your fingers pinched on his chin. “Good boy,” you leaned back up. A broken moan escaped Kurt’s lips that cracked his voice when he thrust up again. 

He wiggled forward with a sniff, his body begging for release but instinctively flinching back in sensitivity. “I’m good,” Kurt repeated back. His head shook before he nearly jumped when you purposefully clenched around him. “Yeah, you’ve been good,” you cooed teasingly, a hint of sweetness bleeding into your tone.

“But I want you better than good. I want you to be perfect.” Your grip returned to his shoulders, fingers digging into his muscle. When you felt the shudder from Kurt’s body and how he desperately thrust up, you knew you had him exactly where you wanted him.

Leaning forward, your lips brushed against his earlobe. "I want you to beg for it," you whispered. Every time Kurt thrust up you would clench your pussy, sending electric shocks of pleasure coursing through Kurt’s body. Your movements were controlled no matter how much you were working yourself back up again. 

You loved taking him to the brink of insanity before granting him the release he sought. Each move sent him towards his impending orgasm as he worked for it. “Please, shit please,” Kurt begged in a hushed whisper, eyes pleading.

If he didn’t look so sweet you would have denied him, but it was his first time so you took mercy on him. You met his hips, beginning to bounce on his cock as he whimpered. Kurt’s hands flew from where they had been firmly planted on your hips to cover his face. Strangled whines tumbled from his lips as his hips jerked haphazardly, finally spilling into the condom. “Oh, oh,” Kurt fell into repeating your name like a chant as he arched up again, coming far longer than you thought he’d be able to. He bit his lip, whining loudly when you stopped moving, panting heavily. “You okay, baby?” You checked on him, hands rubbing his chest as he nodded deliriously, utterly pussy drunk.

tags: @babybatlover, @starrgurl46, @wowzers-07, @nenukkjhj, @morgan0lw21, @kinokomoonshine, @slut4ddn, @adventures-of-impala