me and my boyfriend listened to our first Big Finish story and the climax is quite literally aliens trying to siphon jackie tyler's intelligence but end up being overloaded because of the amount of gossip and trivia she knows, resulting in her blowing up their home planet
this is the best piece of writing ever put to audio
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River Song and Jackie Tyler face the Krotons in "The Diary of River Song: the Orphan Quartet!"
Big Finish Productions
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“Where are all the Daleks?”
“We killed them and ate their livers.”
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Doctor Who: Krotons
Favourite Episode: (They only have one story)
Home Planet: Unknown
Scary Factor: 0/10
My Personal Rating: 3/10 - They're alright, maybe if they had more episodes I'd like them more, but that's just it, they didn't shine out to me in their only story
(Please don't take these too seriously, it's just a bit of fun)
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“..more typical of a low gravity planet...”
The Krotons - season 06 - 1968
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On today's episode Two tries to open a door with a fucking umbrella. LMFAO I love him
AND THEN THE UMBRELLA GETS DESTROYED AND HE"S SO SAD ABOUT IT
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Jackie Tyler, River Song And A Kroton
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Regarding classic Dr Who monsters, I always get the Krotons and the Quarks mixed up. Idk why.
At least the Krotons showed they could kick ass in the novels.
As referenced by a scene in Alien Bodies where they show up to the auction for the Relic in a Dalek ship.
“You’re a Kroton. No offence but we thought you’d be Daleks judging by your ship.”
“Oh. That? Yeah we hijacked it from the Daleks.”
“What about the Dalek crew?”
“We killed then and ate their livers.”
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Great jumping gobstoppers
- two
I love him
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