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foldingfittedsheets · 3 months ago

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I was a pretty sickly kid. I'm a pretty sickly adult too I guess. But one of the issues I had was constant ear infections. I almost went deaf because I just had near continuous swelling and inflammation going on. I had tubes in my ears twice because they fell out the first time.

If you're unfamiliar that's where they put a tiny gauge in your inner ear to help force it open. It's meant to stop water getting trapped back there. I had to put wax in my ears before contact with pools, baths, showers, anything, for years, to prevent water from slinking through that narrow channel and festering long enough to spawn bacteria.

It was miserable. To this day my inner ear is blighted with so much scar tissue that every single ear exam the doctor goes, "Woah." You never want to hear a doctor say woah. It's never good.

Eventually my constant rounds of antibiotics and misery was pinned on my tonsils. A doctor declared there was just too much ick hiding out in there and they had to go. I was about five or six at the time. Having surgery as a little kid is already pretty scary but I was determined to be brave. I'd already had vacuum suction tools used on my inner ear weekly a practice so painful it's banned now. I was also promised a coveted troll dinosaur for good behavior.

So I walked tremulously into the hospital to have an organ removed. By all accounts I comported myself admirably. Afterward I was coming out of anesthesia quite slowly. The nurse was carrying me back to my parents when I rasped a whispery, "Knock knock," at her.

She paused and looked down at me, "What?"

A little stronger I repeated, "Knock knock."

She was shocked her tiny patient was trying to tell a joke while higher than a kite but dutifully said, "Who's there?"

"Adam," I said in a wavery little voice.

She leaned closer to hear me, "Adam who?"

I bellowed through my raw throat, still freshly bleeding from surgery, "Adam my way, I'm gettin' outta here!"

The nurse had to stop she was laughing so hard and she was in hysterics when she delivered me back to me parents, repeating the whole episode to them, turning their anxiety into delight that their doped up child was a comedy genius.

No one knew where I'd learned the joke, but it was a staple story throughout my childhood.

#funny #ffs foibles #childhood #knock knock jokes #story #writing

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twdxtrevor · 1 year ago

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*Daryl and Y/N starting to get hot and heavy*

Y/N: daryl wait, I have something to say . . Knock knock

Daryl: seriously Y/N you have to do this no-

Y/N knock . knock .

Daryl: FUCK, who's there?

Y/N: dewey

Daryl: dewey who?

Y/N: dewey have a condom handy . .

Daryl: . . your lucky I love you

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silmarillion-ways-to-die · 6 months ago

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gandalf.

Gandalf who?

Just open the fucking door, Bilbo.

#gandalf the grey #gandalf #the hobbit bilbo #bilbo baggins #lord of the rings #the hobbit #silmarillion #tolkien #jrr tolkien #lotr #fantasy #lotr humor #tolkien humor #lord of the rings humor #knock knock jokes #bag end

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neededtheyob · 6 days ago

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Researcher Talloran.

Researcher Talloran who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Researcher Talloran.

Researcher Talloran who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Researcher Talloran.

Researcher Talloran who?

[SYSTEM ERROR: DATA CORRUPTED. PLEASE SEE A NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR FOR MORE DETAILS]

#scp #scp foundation #secure contain protect #secure contain protect foundation #special containment procedures #special containment procedures foundation #researcher talloran #researcher james talloran #scp 3999 #jokes #knock knock #knock knock jokes #feel free to reblog #feel free to use #james talloran

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duckie-deer-prompts · 2 months ago

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Duckie Deer Prompt #20

Alastor and Lucifer have an ongoing knock knock joke contest. At the hotel bar, walking through town, relaxing in the hotel lobby, at meal times, etc. Anywhere and everywhere.

The jokes get so stupid and out of hand at one point that Lucifer ends up having milk come out of his nose and Alastor falls out of his chair.