#Kermit Murdock

[ivebeentotheforest]

The Andromeda Strain - 1971 - Robert Wise

Japanese B2 Poster

[blissful-thinker]

Matt Murdock’s little :[ frown has Kermit face scrunch energy, don’t change my mind about this

Bonus pictures with same energy:

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[johnvenus]

Kermit as Daredevil with Miss Piggy as Elektra.

Credits: scoot_cooder (link to reddit)

[hellscupboards]

I am dead inside.

[ID A set of 2 images. The first is a screenshot from The Office of Michael Scott sitting in front of a window. His face is blank. The subtitle says “I am dead inside.” The second image is a redraw of of the screenshot with Matt Murdock in place of Michael. His face is blank. The subtitle says “I am dead inside.” End ID]

[countesspetofi]

Today in the Department of Before They Were Star Trek Stars, William Shatner guest stars in "Killer Instinct," episode 1 of the third season of The Defenders (original air date September 23, 1961).

Shatner plays the law firm's client of the week, an ex-commando who accidentally kills a man when he fights back after being accosted in the street.

Other Trek connections:

Shatner's wife is played by Joanna Linville, who played the Romulan commander in the Star Trek episode "The Enterprise Incident."

Kermit Murdock plays the District Attorney in "Killer Instinct" and the Prosecutor in the Star Trek episode "All Our Yesterdays." Typecasting!

Mitchell Ryan, who played Commander Riker's father in the Next Generation episode "The Icarus Factor," plays the brother of the decedent in "Killer Instinct."

[murdockmeta]

Mike Murdock Headcanons

Has the goofiest laugh. He rarely laughs for real but when he does its something like *loud snort* hyUH hyUH hyUH

He likes watching animated shows, stuff that's usually meant for kids, like adventure time, kim possible, steven universe, over the garden wall, gravity falls ect

This extends to movies, he does watch Disney movies and he will sing every damn song, he can quote tangled off the top of his head

If you ask he will tell you his favorite ghibli film is princess mononoke (he did have a crush on her when he was younger) but it's actually my neighbor totoro and he tears up every time he watches it

He's bisexual, he does not discriminate at all

Enjoys lots of anime like hunter x hunter and jojos bizarre adventure and full metal alchemist ect

wants to fuck hisoka from hxh SO bad, he's attracted to so many anime men it's embarrassing

Wears the most ridiculous t-shirts ever:

One has a shitty print of Jesus holding a Cadbury egg, he wears it around Easter. One has "boyfriend to some, girlfriend to others." One has "my girlfriends husband fights for your freedom" and then there's one of Kermit the frog surfing on the great wave off kanagawa and one that says "the men's bathroom is for gay sex and the women's bathroom is for doing coke" the list GOES ON he has DOZENS like this

Has an ass tattoo he got on impulse. It may or may not be a shamrock because he's a fucking idiot

Torrents basically everything

Likes to draw

His favorite subject in school was science

Has stolen every pair of sunglasses he owns

Has his ears peirced

Doesn't get the catholicism stuff and doesn't consider himself catholic

Has cross-dressed for funsies

Used to smoke cigarettes but not anymore, does smoke weed on occasion

Has tried most recreational drugs

Super messy but he always knows where everything is

Longest he's spent in jail is 10 months, it was originally a year but he got out early on good behavior

Drools in his sleep

Has traveled all over the country

Knows a bit of Spanish along with a couple other languages but isn't fluent in any

Took the LSAT cause he thought it'd be funny if he scored higher than Matt

He didn't but he'll swear up and down he did

Has freckles all over his back/shoulders

Has started so many bar fights it isn't even funny

Will go to a protest simply with the hopes he'll have the chance to punch a cop

Always a 50/50 chance he'll be chewing gum, this increase to a 115% chance if Matt's around because Mike knows he HATES it

Is like. So good a Mario Kart it's concerning

He can sing, actually, but rarely does he try. He'd rather belt out things horribly off-key or sing under his breath

Is the older brother

Uses "man" and "dude" way too much (this is basically canon)

Has an accent that gets so thick when he's tired you can barely understand him

Yes i have more but this is all for now, thanks for reading, I love this fictional man like he's my actual husband

Also If some of those sayings on the shirts sound familiar or you like them go check out Girl of Swords shop on bonfire.com :)

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have The Andromeda Strain 1971

[zappho]

murdocks ass needs some inertial dampners

kermit nodding gif

[msbarrows]

My collection of Team Red stories because they are all hot messes. Except Peter. Two-Thirds of them are hot messes.

Words:174,212 Works:41 Complete:Yes

I can only kermit-flail about how much I love ALL of deniigiq’s writing. There are several linked ‘verse series, including Dumpster Fires (of which this link is the first entry - stats above are for the full serties), Lighter Fluid (its followup), Inimitable (more Tead Red insanity with adult!Spiderman), Into the Multiverse (an ‘Into the Spider Verse’ spin-off from Inimitable), Blindspot And the Ordeal of Being Known (another spin-off, focusing on Blindspot as the more-or-less-adopted intern of Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson), and Pigeon and Crow (a more-or-less unrelated Team Red series focusing on Peter Parker and Johnny Storm).

Yes, I have downloaded and anthologized all of the above, and re-read them all multiple times since first tripping over them. Also other series and standalones (such as In Technicolour, which is Brett Mahoney’s PoV on Team Red (and other NYC vigilantes) and their shenanigans).

Just... if you enjoy anything Spiderman, if you love a good Team Red (Spiderman, Daredevil, and Deadpool team-up) fic, if you like multi-verse stuff, whatever, go read any and all of the above.

[wamiandayne]

unless i rope in discord pics or pics i dont wanna use again i literally only have 4 pfps

(not included but maybe later: bastard pride ghost beanie baby. eva noblezada heart meme. eva noblezada's teeth. bi pride ethan green (? the bitch from black friday). bi pride orpheus hadestown i think)

1. bastard pride grinpayne

2. bastard pride hamlet (2000)

3. bastard pride deflated kermit

4. bastard pride matt murdock (current pfp)

vote on ur phones now what should make a comeback

[journalistpeterparker]

hal jordan, matt murdock, kaito momota, clark kent

Hal Jordan: [Image ID: Wolverine laying in bed looking at a photograph]

Matt Murdock: [Image ID: Kermit the Frog surrounded by heart, flower and sparkle emojis. The image is blurred]

Kaito: [Image ID: Oscar Issac in a red shirt and black beanie eating cheetos with a chopstick in his kitchen. I think its his kitchen?]

 Clark Kent: [Image ID: You are my dad vine. White guy with a microphone, picture of his dad shirtless at the beach next to the singer’s head]

[blissful-thinker]

He’s gonna commit stop CRIME

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[nbgorgon]

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ur freaking posts kill me every single time!! specially the matt murdock ones!! 😭

that was so sweet of u to ask about tagging the frogs and clowns and actually made me think about being more specific so thank u!!!

also every time i see the kermit and elmo video i think of u nfkdnfkd

“i can see elmo!! hes behind you” “no its just me theres no one there!”

“elmo why do you have pliers?!!”

“i will fuck you up!!”

big jaykyle mood, u were right and u should say it

ur blogs are *chef kiss* and i really like ur new one too! you’re a very sweet person, great taste in memes, we should talk more!! 🌸

[pumpkin-stars]

Okay Matt Murdock would never never get with me. I just listened to a recording of my voice, and I sound like a muppet.🗡

Swordy darling, he hears so many weird things every day I’m sure he wouldn’t judge if you sound like Kermit or Ms Piggy or Gonzo or whoever else fjfjfjskskfjfj

[manwithout-archive]

hi matt murdock always uses the same soaps, the same shampoos and conditioners, the same cologne, etc. etc. and Hates changing them, bc hes always used to those smells and rarely notices them anymore, so if hes Forced to change it can be distracting for him and he’ll wanna Kermit

[iceglade]

watch out everybody oh fuck im bliiiind matt murdock most people woah most most people... just say.. "matt murdock." .....iii look like most people? i dunno i cant see ya. well. at the moment that may be a blessing. ......oh god. we should be studying. pghff you're gonna graduate, Summa Cum Laude you can take a night off y- you NERD you'd be - hhhhhahahaha y- you'd be graduating with that too, if you, took a few [charlie cox's accent comes out a bit] Less nights off. Point being! we are both one day ugh going to be fine upstanding members of the legal pro fe ssion. EL GGRRANDE wh-how do you say lawyers in spanish? lawyers? ... a-abogados. ... EL GRANDE AVOCADOS abog-hhhhhahathats not spanish! thats fruit! pft thats fruit!! thats a, Vegetable at best! hhsee thatswhatyhjo- thats what you get for taking punjabi instead of spanish with me, just to- just to chase a girl. what?? n-hhhhhahahaha snghh im sorry i'll have you know, that Punjabi, is the Future language, of the Future! ...hehe of Business! hehehe couple of years we'll All be speaking it. she was ssso hot she was So Hot yeah say That in punjabi ahh ehh uhhh d- ehhhhm ehh yyyd umm EHEHHEHE GOD SHHH[hop hop hop]HHHUT UP KISS MY ASS yyou can't speak - No! nonononono! are you trying to tell me that you didn't take spanish, to snuggle up to whats her name, the- whaaaa - the greek girl! uh wh- i would- sssurely i would take greek! ... nooo! because she was taking Spanish! she already Spoke greek! heh hehhe whatever happened to her she was Smoking.. aaaahhman. didnt work out. ....pfhh when does it Ever with you buddy? How can i help you? [an attempt at a yoda voice but really its more kermit] what are you looking for my young padawan? hehehe... i dunno. i guess just someone i Really Like Listening to. ppffhheehehhehe....