#Karma Koopa

[ask-discordtopia]

Discordtopia Characters Darkest secret:

Apollo: He loves to savor the taste of butterfly milk.

Athena: She loves to occasionally cause Pheonix a little physical pain

Trucy: Enjoys making Apollo uncomfortable

Franziska: Writes private romantic fanfiction about herself and Apollo. She just finished her first trilogy!

Kankuro: Sometimes he accidentally writes his name as Bigfoot

Temari: Fears that Gaara will one day snap and kill everybody

Gaara: He likes to role play scenarios in which he and Naruto are biological brothers/lovers

Dan Schneider: He actually read Suigetsu's book of fat jokes and laughed

Suigetsu: He's high half the time

Catstello: When he says hotdogs, he doesn't mean the food.

Chef Boyardee: Hates canned pasta products

Orko (Lorenzo): Used to be happy

Ludwig: He contemplates suicide every day

Iggy: What he did to Wendy was on purpose...

Bowser J.R: He regularly counts down the day until Bowser dies, when the crown will be his

Bowser: Dreams of starting a boy band

Fred from Be Cool Scooby Doo: He thinks the gang is worthless

[roscolate]

THE FREAKIN’ CHEEKS I CAN’T DEAL 🤣🤣😂😂

TW // Character Death

BGM - King Croacus Appears - SPM

ACT 1

ACT 2

ACT 3 - 1 <<< 21 / 22 / ???

I apologize at how long it took for this update to come out.

Things happened and I’ll leave it at that.

I also posted everything (except one comic) to TikTok! So there’s that too!

I will try to aim for my original schedule of an update every couple of days. If I don’t keep my word, I have failed.

I am also not apologizing for killing Cooper off. He was fated to perish the day he tossed the penguin 🤭.

[howlingday]

RWBY Party

Ruby/Yang: WHAT?!

Blake: That's insane...

Ruby: Why is that even an option?!

Blake: Friendly reminder to the audience that this is proof that Yang, Ruby, and I are normal, and Weiss is a robot.

Yang: SERIOUSLY, DUDE?!

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Weiss: Hm... My biggest threat is probably Yang, so I'll tume this block to choose her.

Yang: Pfft! Yeah, right! Like you can time it to- OH!

Ruby: Are you serious?

Weiss: And for doubting me, I'm maxing the amount.

Yang: No shot! There's no way you're gonna-

Ruby: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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Weiss: Oh joy. A button mashing level against Ruby. How fun.

Blake: Yang is on the other team, so it cancels out. It's simple math.

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Weiss: I'm winning and Xiao Long is suffering? This is the best Mario Party ever!

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Ruby: Jumping is broken, Weiss! Don't bother running!

Yang: Dammit!

Weiss: Shit!

Ruby: WHY AM I ALWAYS CARRYING YOU GUYS?! YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF ME!

Yang: Go, Ruby! Go!

Blake: I guess there's nothing you can do if you spam jump.

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Blake: No wonder you're so bitter.

Ruby: Why am I slow?!

Blake: I had to do it to him.

Ruby: I have done nothing but understand your grievances!

Blake: (Lands on a red plate)

Ruby: Oh, look at that! KARMA!

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Weiss: This is like a Ruby game, but in the body of Yang.

Ruby: Is this how Yang feels? This sucks!

Yang: Oh, you guys are JUST NOW noticing?!

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Ruby: Blake, what are you doing?! You're supposed to stop Weiss!

Blake: Gee, Ruby. Maybe if you stopped kissing Yang's submarine, I could have come up for air.

Weiss: Snrk!

Yang: What did she say?!

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Blake: Ruby will get two.

Ruby: ...OH COME ON!

Yang: You made it to the bank, Ruby! Way to go!

Ruby: Shut up, Yang!

Yang: Man, look at the Koopa Troopa! Even HE thinks you're poggers!

Ruby: YOU GET UNFUNNIER WITH EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY! SHUT UP!

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Yang: Hey, Weiss!

Weiss: WHAT?!

Yang: How's your day going, Weiss?

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Ruby: You could get a Bowser, Weiss! That'd be so cool!

Weiss: Yes, it would. Watch me do it, idiot.

Yang: The sands of this map hide many secrets- ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!

Weiss: YES!

Yang: ALL OF YOU HAVE A STAR EXCEPT FOR ME?!

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Ruby: Weiss, hear me out! Hear me out! Hear me out, Weiss!

Weiss: Hear what out?

Ruby: So Blake has gotten way too many blessings in this game-

Weiss: OH SHUT YOUR FREAKING FACE, YOU LEECH!

Ruby: JUST DO IT, WEISS!

Weiss: OH, SURE, MISS "I'M YOUR BIGGEST THREAT, BY THE WAY"!

Yang: You know what would be funny? If we all took from Ruby.

Weiss: THAT is a GREAT idea!

Ruby: WHAT?! Nononono! Don't trust her! She's trying to manipulate you! She's a puppet master and she'll make you her puppets!

Weiss: A puppet master?! SHE'S IN LAST FUCKING PLACE WITH NO STARS! HOW IS THAT A PUPPET MASTER?!

Weiss: Hey, Ruby? Who keeps taunting Yang and asking who's in last place? YOU!

Yang: It would be pretyy funny if we left her in the dust.

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Said the snake as she slithered into first place!

Yang: Look, I'm just out here trying to survive.

Ruby: Whatever...

Blake: ...I'm vibing.

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Ruby: Weiss! Weiss! If you take from Blake now, I'll take from her next, and she won't be able to get the star. Cool?

Weiss: You are such a bitch.

Ruby: NO, WEISS, LISTEN TO ME!

Weiss: No, no, no. You listen to me. Do you know why Blake wins every game? It's because you idiots LOVE KILLING EACH OTHER! SHE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING THREAT IN EVERY GOD DAMN GAME, AND YOU IDIOTS KEEP SABOTAGING ONE ANOTHER! SHE LITERALLY WINS EVERY GAME! HOW THICK IS YOUR SKULL?!

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Blake: You could probably curse Yang.

Weiss: Hm...

Yang: Wait! No!

Weiss: You could get the star, though...

Yang: How?! I only have 18 coins!

Weiss: You could win another mini-game!

Yang: And you go before me! Like, you're only two spaces away and- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Weiss: ...This was the right move.

Yang: HOW?! I HAD EIGHTEEN COINS!

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Yang: What's a Bowser Bomb?

Blake: It would kill me, Weiss, and you.

Yang: ...

Weiss: Oh my god...

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blake: We are so dead.

Yang: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ruby: YO, I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Blake: Roll a three or four!

Ruby: ...NO! NAT 1!

Weiss: Please seven or eight. Please seven or eight- FUCK! AND I'M STUCK WITH RUBY!

Blake: (Sighs) At least we get a duel mini-game before we die.

Yang: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

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Superstar: BLAKE

[demonangelgirl134]

Jailhouse rock-bottom

Basically, it's a sequel of this post

Bowser and incineroar in jail would basically be like the cuphead show episode "Jailbroken."

Bowser was pretty mad at incineroar for what he caused and constantly reminded him that it was his fault that they were locked up, but since the warden was aware that Bowser had been robbed by the person they attacked and that he's on Mario's side now (and he's royalty), they cut Bowser's bail amount in half and provided him with 2 calls to call the lawyer they also provided him with and family members. He saved the second call and used the first one to call his girlfriend Rose to let her know that he and incineroar were in jail and she and the gang needed to put together enough gold coins to get him and incineroar out. Rose wasn't too happy with what she was hearing, but she still agreed to get her friends freed because they were only trying to make sure the guy who caused her boyfriend Bowser so much greif received decent karma. But, while Rose and the gang were working on putting together the bail money, Incineroar kept insisting that instead of waiting, they were going to break out. Bowser was hesitant because he didn't want to add more to their sentence, and (I quote) "the last time he listened to him, they ended up in jail," but he ended up giving in three times, which all ended in failure and either a day of breaking rocks or a night in solitary, so the third time Incineroar tried to talk him into escaping again, Bowser turned incineroar down and instead insisted that he just puts his pride aside and they just give up on escaping and serve their time until Rose comes to pay their bail, but Incineroar then just works on escaping himself and started putting together an escape plan because he'd rather not stick around in jail for his friend's girlfriend to bail him out and instead get out his own way.

On the night, Incineroar's plan was being put into action, He tried to talk Bowser into escaping with him one more time, but was once again turned down, but was also informed before he left that, (and I quote) "You know. Nothing good comes from being self-centered and arrogant like this. If you try to do things your own way that you think you're doing right because you let your pride get the better of you, but in reality, it's really stupid and can get you in huge trouble or worse, it'll all just come caving in on you and will only end with you down on your knees crying and having a mental and emotional breakdown in the end."

Incineroar then turned HIM down, saying that he never breaks down mentally or emotionally because heel pokemon are bred to specifically be tough, mean, and non-emotional and then began his escape, leaving Bowser behind.

Incineroar's plan started out smoothly. He tunneld through the ground and tore a hole in a water pipe that he assumed would lead outside, but he accidentally ended up in the electric chair room, which to spare you the details, he met the consequences to his actions, but luckily for him, he's a pokemon and pokemon can't be killed by electricity, but it still hurt a lot, and to rub salt in the wound, he was returned to his cell and was greeted by Bowser, who gave him the famous "I told you so" line

Incineroar had then realized that the Koopa king was right, and everything just caved. He collapsed and curled up on his prison bed bunk after shaking the ashes from his fur from the electric chair and began sobbing his eyes out while apologizing and saying that Bowser was right, he was giving up, and everything was hopeless and that they were never going to be free.

Bowser, being the kindhearted and sympathetic person he now was, and even though everything that had happened to them was Incineroar's fault & he practically predicted that what was happening in the moment would eventually happen, he still couldn't stand to see the big muscular kitty in this state. He climbed down from the top bunk, sat down on the bottom bunk with the crying fire pokemon, and began comforting him and even apologizing for being so hard on him for getting them thrown in jail & that it was just his heel pokemon nature acting up. Incineroar hugged Bowser tightly and cried more because his friend wasn't mad at him anymore and finally accepted his constant apologies, Which Bowser hugged back and suggested that the big cat just let all of his emotions just wash out of his system, in which he did. And half an hour later, he felt a lot better.

Perfect timing as well, because Rose, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Daisy, Kamek, Bowser Junior, and DK had finally arrived with the bail money, and the pair was finally free from their imprisonment. They did get quite the talking to from Rose, but she couldn't stay mad at them for long, and she let them off with just that. But Incineroar learned a valuable lesson and learned not to do things his own way and put his pride aside

[bxd-kxrma]

(Chompette) “ WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING FRIEND CAT? IS FRIEND A BUNCH OF CATS IN A HUMAN DISGUISE?! “

She actually has a friend like that, back in the Koopa Kingdom. There’s this group of goombas that play the role of the princess in a nearby kingdom by standing on top of each other and asking Kamek to disguise them as a person. So far, they haven’t been found out, yet.

“Huh?! How can that even be possible when I have a human face??” Karma took her shirt off, don’t worry, she’s wearing a crop top under “Look! No cats!” She patted her tummy and squeezed it in emphasis. “I think someone’s just playing a trick on me. Like hell im a cat.”

[skulls-soul]

HOLD ON WAIT

What if we switched it up even more

Aka ~bowsey boy~ gets kidnapped

By who? Idk but they got some weird obsession with him and is like “ever sense our eyes met I knew you where the one” or maybe they think that he doesn’t deserve happiness cuz of all the kidnappings and crimes he committed

Both points lead to this person trying to get Bowser to divorce lu and Bowser is NOT happy with this.

Ether way I want Bowser (figuratively) shitting himself cuz it’s scary getting kidnapped but also Bowser is just getting one big ick which is causing his internal dialogue to just be like (is this how I acted? Is this how they felt?) the amount of just embarrassment and shame that is coming from this is almost nuclear

Anyway luigi Mario DK (cause I think it would be hilarious) and peach go on adventure to save the poor Koopa. 

Luigi is freaking out because his husband has just been kidnapped

Mario is wondering if he’s losing his touch (he missed a SINGLE jump…that’s it)

Peach is trying her best to calm the two plumbers

DK is laughing his ass off cuz he thinks karma is a beautiful bitch

Switching up a ~classic~ prompt for my bowuigi shippers 

you know how there’s a lot of accidental forced marriage/arranged marriage?

What if while Bowser and Luigi were dating someone kidnapped Weegee with the plan of marrying him to get payback on Bowser

Or

What if Luigi Is being forced to marry someone who isn’t Bowser’s and The only way to get him out of the marriage is by someone else challenging for his hand in marriage

:3

Imma just set this here and see if y’all cook

(Let me know if this has been done b4 pls and thank you)

[naimahtaylor]

Karma Koopa A Super Mario Bros OC in the website of Lemmy’s Land and the fanart that the people love the oc The Yoshi Koopa hybrid

[cartoonkoopalings]

Hey boom what we're you like when you were younger? If you can't tell us then im sure kamek can

Boom: I’d rather you not ask him. But fine if you really want to know I’ll tell you.  

((Below the cut for blood, scars, emotional manipulation, toxic friendships , mentions of other unsavory things  and children fighting))

Boom: I was a very angry…No angry doesn’t fit this…I was a very pissed off kid with alot of anger problems, my life at home was shit and my mom kicked me out at 11 because she just “couldn’t handle such a violent child” so after that I was homeless, parentless and still a ball of rage. I was actually the toughest kid on the streets (i think it’s because of my large fists.) and even some adults kinda gave me a wide range.

Boom: So enter kamek… he was a runaway who wanted to become a great magikoopa when he got older, but the one thing he DIDN’T have was brawn, so when he found me he said that I was strong and he was smart, win win for both of us I guess?? Heck if I knew I didn’t really have to many friends and I never really went to school….but hey he was my friend…he knew better…right? 

Boom: after awhile things started turning rotten, he would talk down to me… say that I was his “big strong idiot who was good at punching things”, and even though friends were supposed to have each others backs…he would use me like a shield if he tried his usual crap on bigger guys than him. Most of the scars I’ve got now are from protecting him…. then he found a mentor and shit hit the fan…

Boom: As soon as he found some magikoopa to teach him magic…he dropped me like  a sack of bob-ombs. Said that he only used me for protection, that “I was just some dumb kid he could hide behind”, and then he left…

Boom: I had a really hard time trusting anyone after that…I still do, hell unless Vic or bully trusts someone ill try to trust them too. But others have to earn my trust.

Boom: Speaking of Vic and Roy, I met them….not on the best of terms.

Boom: Roy and I actually got into a pretty bad fight…what over? I can’t remember what it was but Vic swears it was over something really dumb. We actually ended up collapsing from exhaustion. Then something I’ll never forget happened. He started laughing, I thought he was laughing at me I was ready for round 2…but he said “No stupid im laughin at myself, besides you gotta great right hook! Hey what’s yer name anyway? Im Royce but people call me bully.” Vic had ran over to check on royce and myself. “An THIS is my brother, Vic but I call’m kooky cause on a count of his kooky lookin hair an laugh.” So I told him people called me boom cause I punch stuff, he started laughing again and said “I believe you on that boom.“  Vic then asked if I wanted to stick with them. I gave it some thought and decided that maybe I’ll stick with them for a little while, after that the rest is history. The king adopted them and me by default afew months later. They got a dad and I got friends and a steady paying job.

Boom: Best day of my life honestly….i can never really forgive kamek, if  he wants to ever get on my good side he’s going to have to work for it…ironically kamek is being forced to work for Koopa on account he broke into the castle and Koopa is making him pay kooky back for what he did last year….I think babysitting Jr will clean up his act.

[koopzilla]

Beneath the softening skyline, the audience had predictably dwindled. All those with their minds intact had fled to the lands beyond the inner isles. Those who had been fried lay still-- the waves gently laid them aboard the shore. Several sure strikes had turned the once bustling seaside into a barren wasteland worthy of Dark Land. Perfect for its latest scheme...

The storm had come with some casualties. Several deep fried paratroopas fall like meteories around Thor. Their spacious shells thankfully leave them floating on the water... The ocean looked more like a hospital bed, rocking the unconscious.

Karma had taken a vacation unfortunately: the true origin of the storm was unscathed. One last spiked overcast launched itself over the sea. Bowser had jumped ship to observe the carnage firsthand! However, he had foolishly chosen Thor's wooden boat at his landing zone.

The result? Predictable. The ship capsized on impact, bursting into a dozen pieces and displacing the pool outward for miles!

Fortunately, Bowser had been kind enough to catch Thor rather than launch him. Their unconscious friends were far less lucky, thrown off to nowhere as easily as the ship parts. Meanwhile, Bowser swam them back to the shore.

Drenched, the Koopa King crawled them to the water's edge... and only then released the rodent, head-first, towards the sand. "Aaaaah! Bwahaha!... Perfect!"

He gazed outward towards the empty island as if it were his precious keep. "This will give me all the space for my wonderful plan! As long as it stays empty!... You'll make sure it does. Won't you, Sparky!?"

@koopzilla from [HERE]

“MY NAME ISN'T SPARKY!” Is all he’s able to get out before he’s sent hurtling through the air and descending to the waters below. Wind rushes past his ears, along with the terrified screams of the various inhabitants of Petal Isles. They were having a talk about this grabbing and throwing thing when he got back on the ship.

It’s his quick thinking that has the rodent generating a bit of electricity around himself to slow his descent with Magnet Rise. Thin bolts surround his form, traveling along his fur in soft waves, and soon his falling slows, then comes to a complete halt allowing him to hover carefully in the air just beneath the king’s ship but still above the ocean. The resident's screams of terror could be heard even more clearly from here. 

He hates to be the bad guy in this situation. These poor people don’t deserve to be terrorized by them, but Bowser was so far his only known ticket back home much to his disappointment. Getting back to Glitch was his sole focus and he’d do just about anything when it pertained to his family.

Scanning the area below he locks on one of the boats trying to escape the soon-to-be danger zone and quickly drops himself in the middle of the floating vessel. His presence startles its occupants and sends them screaming and scrambling as they jump ship to swim away. A foolish mistake.

Thor rears back on his hind feet and gathers his energy, firing a powerful bolt of lightning upwards. It zips past Bower’s ship with a buzz and disappears into the clouds. Moments later the sky darkened and thunderclouds rolled in. Erratic bolts of lightning rain down upon the unfortunate beachgoers, striking the water and electrocuting all creatures that were unable to escape the immediate area.

It also wasn’t just the water and island residents getting hit either. Lightning was unpredictable after all. A few bolts strike around his feet scorching the deck, but this was his natural element so the rodent was unfazed. Some bolts even struck the deck of Bowser’s ship, and if the tyrant as well as his men happened to get struck in the process… well, that was their problem.

Eventually, the storm subsides and the sky clears. Thor still stands in the middle of the boat with his arms folded and teeth gritted, an uncomfortable frown tilts down his muzzle. He ignores the unconscious--not dead--bodies floating in the now still water, along with the tightness in his chest, and waits to see what Bowser had planned next.

[ask-discordtopia]

Discordtopia Characters favorite and least favorite foods (boaring, I know):

Apollo: It would have to be sushi, Particularly from the Hash House. Anything from Eldoon Noodles is on his least favorite list.

Athena: Athena loves a classic American hotdog, which is something she doesn't get often. Athena has a strong dislike for mints, on acount of her drining orange juice regularly.

Trucy: Trucy loves party food, such as ice cream and cake. Any type of depressing boring food, like stew and oatmeal, is her least favorite.

Franziska: Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte (Black forest cake), a traditional German desert. Franziska despises anything American, particularly, American pizza.

Kankuro: Hamburger steak, hands down. Kankuro despises spinach. Never give him any.

Temari: sweet chestnuts and kinchen soup. Temari hates squid and octopus.

Gaara: The Glizzard. Gaara hates brusel sprouts.

Dan Schneider: This is a tricky one for him (as he loves all junk food), however, he would say the BigMac is his favorite. Dan Schneider despises green vegetables and fiber.

Suigetsu: A simple glass of water. Suigetsu dislikes artificially flavored drinks such as soda.

Iggy: Iggy's all time favorite food is croutons. Iggy harbers a hatred for chocolate on account of Ludwigs obsession.

Ludwig: Chocolate desert of course! Ludwig loaths anything flavored vanilla

Bowser: Spicy chicken, particularly spicey chicken wings and legs. Carrots......

Bowser J.r: Bowser J.r is a fan of Koopa Burger kids meals. Bowser J.r hates gelatin, on acount of being compared to it regularly.

Catstello: Catstello, being a professional chef, has a love for fancy dishes like beef wellington. Catstello hates all forms of cat food.

Chef Boyardee: Lorenzo's a#s. Least favorite food is cottage cheese

Orko (Lorenzo): Hard liquor, particularly tequila. Lorenzo is appalled by any type of comfort food imaginable, such as macaroni and cheese and apple pie.

Monty Mole: Mayonase straight from the jar. Monty has trouble not liking different foods,as his stomach and taste buds are impervious to disdain. The execption is dog biscuits.

[jeongvision]

jaehyun, parent!au; “What are you doing right now?” 🥺🥺

pairing. husband! jeong jaehyun ✗ fem! reader

genre. fluff, parent au, domestic au

warnings. not proofread

author’s note. hello! hope you enjoy this! this is a little rusty bc it’s been a while since i have written something i’m a sucker for parent au’s askfjskak

Jaehyun is not one to care about his status or ranking. He’s someone that you could describe to be easy going, very laxed so to say. However, that doesn’t mean that he is willing to let his opponent beat him so easily. Oh no, that’s far from the truth.

“3...”

The number on the screen counts down, each passing millimeter accelerating his heart rate. His eyebrows are furrowed, eyes fully concentrated, body locked and loaded in readiness.

“2...”

His palms sweat a little, pupils dilated as his sympathetic nerves start to kick into his system. His opponent beside him lets out a soft giggle, taunting him after noticing the tension laced in his muscles and veins on his forearms.

“1...”

His thumb immediately presses down with pressure, allowing him a guaranteed head start against his opponent. He wouldn’t dare miss any opportunity he gets to seize his victory. One fatal flaw in his plan could cost his victory, and that’s the last thing he wants to happen. He will not lose, and he will do whatever it takes to make sure of that.

“Go!”

The moment the Shy Guy floating on a cloud draws its flag down on his TV screen, his Yoshi speeds past all his opponents with its go-kart, almost instantaneously gaining him first place at the start of the race.

“Yes!” he hissed under his breath.

His son next to him, Minho, lets out an adorable laugh. He lets out squeals and giggles all throughout the match, his body moving in unison along with his Toad character as he navigates through the track. He drives through an item box, his power-up shuffling through his options. Although he was in last place, his face lit up with joy as he obtained a blue Koopa shell, allowing him to use against his father that’s still in first place.

Jaehyun sneaks a glance at his son’s screen and, oh no. Oh no. He gulped, chuckling nervously as he crafts his words cautiously to the latter.

“Mi-Minho…”

His son giggles, too mischievous for Jaehyun’s taste. “Yes, daddy?”

“You know that daddy loves you very much, right?”

“Mhm.”

“So… you’re not going to use the blue shell on daddy, right?” He chuckled uneasily again. “That wouldn’t be nice, right, Minho? You love daddy too, right?”

Minho hums, lips pursed into a tiny pout that’s too adorable to ignore. “Yeah, but daddy?”

“Yes, Minho?”

“Remember the other day, you used a blue shell on Mommy?”

Jaehyun’s face drops. How does he remember that?

His son giggles again. “Like mommy always say, karma is a—”

“I’m home!”

The sound of your voice broke Jaehyun’s reverie, attention lost as it was momentarily focused on you walking through the front door. Because of that, a CPU Bowser was able to speed past his Yoshi just seconds before the finish line, gaining himself second place. However, he paid no attention to his character, not even over the fact that his undefeated streak had finally been broken, for he had his eyes set on the prize in front of him.

You beamed at your two favorite boys, happy to be back home where your heart resides. “What are you doing right now? Did you guys eat yet?” you asked. You looked up at the clock stationed on your wall: 3:50pm. “I saw that there’s a new ice cream place across from the market. You boys want some?”

After Minho’s character reaches the finish line, he drops his controller down and runs up to your legs, arms wrapped around them. “Mommy! Daddy lost! He got into second place.”

One eyebrow raised, you looked at the TV screen to find that your little one was in fact telling the truth, making you gauge your eyes in shock. “Really? Daddy didn’t win in Mario Kart this time?” You couldn’t help but laugh. It’s very rare for Jaehyun to lose at a game due to his competitive nature. What a sight it is to see after your work shift.

Jaehyun drops his controller to where his son sat earlier and stands up before you. He shrugs his shoulders as he places a kiss on your lips.

“I decided that it was time for a change. Gotta humble myself once in a while, you know?”

“Honey, we both know that’s a lie.”

You and your son let out a laugh while your husband pouted. You kissed the tip of his nose in response. “I’m kidding, baby. If anything, you will always be number one in my heart.”

“Hey! What about me, mommy?” your son calls out. You looked at your little one, slightly thrown off by his interjection. Now it was his time to pout, mirroring his father’s expression. “Am I not your favorite, mommy?”

“Beat it, kid. She was mine first,” Jaehyun commented.

You gawked at the latter and slapped his arm.

“Jaehyun!”

He shrugged his shoulders. “It’s true, though.”

“I should’ve used the blue shell on you, daddy.”

jeongvision’s milestone event!

[hopeaterart]

Who’s gonna be the Bowser? (Having a separate adventure, occasionally comes into conflict with the protagonists, the punchline of many, many jokes, talks to a poster)

The Jester/Dimentio. The Court Magician has sent him on a wild goose chase after the Lady because only she knows where the Count is. This and him having Luigi’s role in the PMTOK part is part of his karma for the shit he pulled in the prequel.

Oh, and the Child serves as a Kammy Koopa: goofy sidekick who follows the Jester around. The difference there is that she ALSO dunks on him.

[championofdarkland]

It was a revolting sped-up higher pitched laugh that Bowser knew all too well. Boos. They swarmed so effortless, a dozen where there had once been three chomps. Wiley and wicked, they immediately curved the poor koopa’s cast, reigniting harsh pain that rest and boredom had numbed in his right arm. Jolts fired through to ever nerve, turning confidence in a brutal cry: “OWWWW!!”

Bowser’s capacity to swat them off was significantly dulled, marking the loss as nearly absolute as more ghouls swarmed him like flies to honey. Before he had collected himself, he was far too high above the ground to safely combat it without dire consequences. 

“You’re kidnapping ME!?” Karma is brutal. He lay aboard an ethereal carpet of transparent monsters which only answered back with a cruel cackle. He had to hope they were! The alternative would be gruesome. “That’s ILLEGAL!! I do the kidnapping!! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?” 

 Perhaps they’d find out. Over the canyons, he was funneled towards a deep brush of deceased trees. An old haunted forest left entirely abandoned by the living.  

Karik when he saw the king being taken away jumped up before then grabbing onto Bowser’s tail causing him to start hanging from it while the boos took them away. Karik was forced to drop his spear leaving him with only his sword left. As time went on, Karik could see the full scope of this landscape below them. Attacking now could lead to harm to both himself along with the king.

There was nothing they could do as the boos kept carrying further and further away from Darkland. The knight tried to keep track of where they were going, but they were moving so fast it was hard to keep track. Karik did suspect that maybe King Boo was behind this. He had been said to be doing shady things as of late. Although, there had been no proof to call anything into question.

“My lord don’t worry! I am still with you!”

Karik called out hoping that did something as he hung from the king’s tail. 

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(Chompette)

“ FRIEND, FRIEND! CHOMPETTE GOING SKY DIVING FROM MOON WITH KING BOWSER AND OTHERS! CHOMPETTE WANTS TO BRING YOU ALONG! WANNA COME? “

(To Karma)

“Sky diving from the moon…?”

“You bet your pointy teeth I’ll come along!”

In truth, Karma was scared of heights and skydiving from the moon? Well, she had to go with Chompette to make sure she wouldn’t get hurt… Also King Koopa wasn’t someone Karma trusted.

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Finally, another episode is ready! Video Games 1985 For the third Golden Joystick Awards (held in 1986), The Way of the Exploding Fist takes Game of the Year for 1985. The sixth Arcade Awards are held, for games released during 1983-1984, with Star Wars winning best arcade game. Space Shuttle wins the best console game, Ultima III: Exodus best computer game and Zaxxon best standalone game award. Full article: https://ift.tt/38OeUlm Games featured in this video: Gradius (Arcade) Space Harrier (Arcade) Commando (Arcade) Ghosts'n Goblins (Arcade) Gauntlet (Arcade) Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo NES) Bomberman (Famicom) Battle City (Nintendo NES) Wrecking Crew (Nintendo NES) Lunar Ball (Famicom) Bard's Tale (Apple II) Seven Cities of Gold (Amiga) Cauldron (Commodore 64) Racing Destruction Set (Commodore 64) Zorro (Home Computers) Terra Cresta (Arcade) Section Z (Arcade) Green Beret (Arcade) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (Arcade) Spelunker (Arcade) H.E.R.O (Sega SG-1000) Great Soccer (Sega Mark III / Master System) Hang-On (Arcade) Gun.Smoke (Arcade) Baraduke (Arcade) City Connection / Cruisin' (Arcade) Mat Mania (Arcade) Little Computer People (Commodore 64) One On One (Amiga) Dragon Slayer II - Xanadu (PC-88) Hydlide II - Shine of Darkness (PC-88) King's Quest II (Sierra On-Line) Yie Ar Kung Fu (Famicom) Hyper Olympic / Track & Field (Famicom) Buggy Boy / Speed Buggy (Arcade) Ring King / King of Boxer (Arcade) Home Consoles 1985 Nintendo releases the Family Computer Robot, a peripheral for their Family Computer video game console in Japan. In the United Stated, Nintendo Entertainment System video game console is launched for a limited test market. It is packed along with the R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy) peripheral to present the console as entertainment system. Meanwhile, Sega Mark III home video game console is launched in Japan. Home Computers 1985 Commodore releases their final 8-bit computer, the Commodore 128. Atari releases the 520ST, the first personal computer with a bit-mapped, color GUI. Commodore releases the Amiga personal computer. Arcades 1985 Sega releases the Sega Space Harrier arcade hardware (also known as Sega Hang-On). It is the first of Sega’s “Super Scaler” arcade system boards that allow pseudo-3D sprite-scaling at high frame rates. Full article: https://ift.tt/38OeUlm Computer Video Games 1985 Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar popularizes the use of dynamic morality systems. Dragon Slayer II: Xanadu, became a foundation for the action role-playing game genre. It is combining real-time action combat with character statistics. It also features gameplay elements such as a Karma morality meter, and proto-Metroidvania style exploration. Hydlide II: Shine of Darkness, an early action role-playing game that also features an alignment morality meter. Console Video Games 1985 Namco releases Battle City for the Famicom (which is based on their older 1980 arcade game of Tank Battalion). Nintendo releases Super Mario Bros., which eventually sells 40 million copies, making it the best-selling video game of all time until 2008. It introduces Princess Peach, Toad and Bowser to the Mario series. More than that, it features common enemies and powerups including Goombas, Koopas, Super Mushrooms, Fire Flowers and Starmen. Meanwhile, Nintendo releases Duck Hunt for the Famicom. Arcade Video Games 1985 Konami releases Yie Ar Kung-Fu, which lays the foundations for modern fighting games. Tehkan releases Gridiron Fight, an American football sports game featuring the use of dual trackball controls. Capcom releases Commando, a vertically-scrolling on-foot shooter which inspires many games with similar themes. Sega releases Hang-On by Yu Suzuki. It is the first of Sega’s Super Scaler games. You need to use your body to control your motorbike. Full article: https://ift.tt/38OeUlm Other Arcade Video Games 1985 Sega releases Space Harrier by Yu Suzuki and AM2. It further develops the pseudo-3D “Super Scaler” sprite-scaling graphics of Hang-On. It also features an analog flight stick for movement. With the ability to register movement in any direction and measure the degree of push, player could move character at different speeds. Atari Games releases Gauntlet, which is highly-profitable, letting players insert additional quarters for more health. Capcom releases Ghosts ‘n Goblins. It was one of the most popular arcade games of the year and went on to spawn a series of later games. Namco releases Sky Kid, a side-scrolling shooter allowing two players to play simultaneously. In addition, Tehkan releases Tehkan World Cup, which lays the foundations for association soccer games with an above view of the field. Full article: https://ift.tt/38OeUlm by Retroconsole

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pieces of lemmys land lore that i vividly remember to this day

mario and friends lived on a planet called plit. idk who named it or why. everyone just collectively decided it was called plit

bc the webmaster used lemmy as a faceclaim, most of the stories/comics were koopaling themed. as a result, mario was always depicted as being a stupid incompetent dumbass. also he liked cheese for some reason

bowser was commonly given a wife named clawdia koopa. i think this had origins in some fake april fools joke in nintendo power but im not quite sure

all of the koopalings had some kind of unique character trait that was overdone to death in almost every single story. ludwig was obsessed with chocolate, lemmy was the Cool One bc the webmaster liked him, roy was always bullying iggy, iggy was the "nerd" bc he wore glasses, wendys middle name was "ocean" for some reason, morton loved wedding cake and also would NEVER shut up (this comes from the cartoons), and larry liked plants/gardening

opinions on bowser jr were generally mixed. some people tolerated him, some ignored him altogether, and some ppl just depicted him as a younger version of ludwig??

there was a super popular oc that was shipped w ludwig. her name was karma koopa and she was half yoshi/half koopa and people were always super racist toward her in universe bc of that??? i.....dont like the implication that racism exists in the mario universe but i was a kid so i didnt think too hard about it

stories that were serious were called "fun fiction" and the lolsorandum stories were called "scribbles." scribbles were generally more popular but i read both regularly

apparently the website had background music that would play depending on what the story was. i normally had the volume all the way down bc i cant read well if music is playing in the background