#Kaboodle SMP season 3

[absolutelyyzero]

i have no luck w tumblr but here's a masterpiece i tried to do on picmix (i'll eventually post it on tenor lmao)

[sillyseasides]

disclaimer: I'm new to this fandom and running on my observations, please tell me if I've missed something.

Kaboodle SMP Theory lets go! Okay so we know what 2/3 of the primordial entities are, I think the third entity is the Elder Guardian. I also think that the Elder Guardian's host is going to start off as being Kaboodle, but then move to Maddie.

Okay so lets tackle the first part, both of the primordial entities we know of speak to their hosts and display some level of intelligence, this immediately rules out the warden as the primordial entity for the Overworld as they were shown as anything but intelligent in season 1. Not to mention if the warden was the primordial entity, it likely would have had Riice or Ivo as its host.

Another piece of evidence is that all of the primordial entities take the form of something unique to their home dimension. Wither skeletons are unique to the Nether, the Void is unique to the End. Water is unique to the Overworld, so it would make sense for its' primordial entity to be connected to it in some way. It also helps that we haven't seen an Elder Guardian or ocean monument in the series so far.

It would also tie back to the start of the series, the stronghold where Kab, Maddie, and Rae first met is underwater after all. Plus the library where the group learned about the primordial entities had several water features and was directly on the beach.

Plus cc!Kaboodle has stated she has intense thalassophobia, or fear of water. It would make sense if she took that fear and somehow worked it into the story.

With Clownpierce's colonization of the end, and the fact that Rae is likely going to be visiting the end soon; it would make sense if this season's plot revolved around taking him down and stopping whatever master plan he's been setting up.

Thing is, Clownpierce is OP as fuck. Odds are a deal with a primordial entity, similar to the one Kyle made would be necessary to take him down.

Now we get to the second part of the theory. I think the first host for the elder guardian would be Kaboodle cause 1 she's the main character 2 she has a repeated theme of sacrifice.

For a few examples; Pyro calls her a "necessary sacrifice" in season 1, in season 2 Ivory tries to sacrifice her post stabbing Maddie, 3 her stabbing Maddie could be viewed as an act of sacrifice to get her sanity back, 3.5 same with Izzy, 4 she also almost sacrificed her life to take Kyle down during the season 2 finale.

She's also one of the characters most connected to the primordial ones who hasn't been possessed by one. There's obviously her connection with Kyle, but there's also her interactions with Magic, with Pyro, etc.

Overall if anyone was going to make a deal with a primordial one, it would probably be Kaboodle. However I doubt other people would want her to do that. Which leads us to Maddie.

First off, Kyle would probably not be down given his experiences with the Void and the fact that he just got Kab back so he probably wouldn't want to lose her again.

Secondly, and more importantly, there is no universe where Maddie would be okay with this. Given Maddie's interactions with Artemis in the season 3 premire and just before the season 2 finale, it seems she has forgiven or is on the road to forgiving Kaboodle for the stabbing incident. She has also now had to abandon Artemis twice, so its unlikely she'd want to lose another little sister.

Maddie also has large themes of abandonment and running away. If Maddie did sacrifice herself, yes she would be facing the larger problem, but she'd be abandoning both of her families, possibly permanently, in the process.

Plus, Maddie just makes sense. Hear me out. If Maddie hosts the Overworld's primordial entity it mirrors Kyle hosting the End's primordial entity. She'd also complete the trio since Kyle's from the Overworld and Pyro's from the Nether.

There might be a few holes and I'm still new to this so please tell me anything I missed! Sorry for this being so God damn long lmao.

[djevelbl]

On one hand I wanna make a normal s6 PrinceZam design. On the other I got the greatest most very best idea for a creature Zam design and I kinda wanna use it....

[something-sillier]

Quick little Kae thing

[ssseriema]

help i’m very very very new to lifesteal where do i begin i just started watching squiddo bc i absolutely love their other stuff and now im vibrating at the idea of loving this smp. where do i begin.

it really depends in what way you would like to watch it!!! like idk if youre more of a yt or stream watcher. squiddo videos are very high energy (and also do a great job at representing her pov during season 5) and if you wanna get deeper into it.... the trick that worked for me was to float around in youtube until i found a few people whose videos i really liked, then run with that. as a summary of each season:

season 1: its aight theres like a few yt videos

season 2: pvp sweat season kinda

season 3: pretty well rounded season. i recommend uhhhh clownzy pov (the gay one), rekrap, vitalasy, reddoons (every s3 video playlist)

season 4: the weird beast of lifesteal. absolutely disease inducing stuff if you can stand to pour a crazy time sink into it. i recommend princezam pov. more stream based than youtube based but theres youtube vids on it too (here's a VOD directory by @myrmica) (s4 summary by @cogmented) (every single season 4 video playlist)

season 5: the one with squiddo (and by default more awesome). this season is also really well rounded and a couple people like minutetech and jumperwho joined who have fantastic videos on long arcs. i rec them. (playlist of every season 5 video thank you @irrealisms)

season 6: latest season. so far its pretty awesome and theres a few vids on it that i havent watched yet (im a stream frog lol). heres a peer reviewed intro post with frequent streamers, pov recommendations, additional resources, etc. ive been watching princezam and jumperwho whenever they stream, and other povs on occasion like chiefxd, derapchu, hannahxxrose, kaboodle, and yea

other people who dont upload as often but are really good at it are roshambogames and ashswag

here is the lifesteal smp vod archive (thank you archivists)

if you need anything cleared up feel free to ask ^w^ and happy lifestealing!!!

[altercrafting]

welcome, players, to altercrafting ! A radqueer and para friendly alter pack request blog for strictly mcyt sources. This blog is run by three mods, Mod Scott 🫀📿 , Mod Packet 🐛💌 , and Mod Clownpierce🎪🃏. The three of them serve different sources, which will be listed below in their intros!

general rules of the blog / requesting

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Rules will update if needed. Check regularly.

Mod Scott : 🫀📿

Scott Smajor - he/hue/hell/rots/gores/guts

sources ill do rqs for : dsmp, ausmp¹, hermitcraft (especially s9 - 10), empires smp (especially s2), life series, witchcraft smp, team crafted, main channel yogscast + some yogscast duncan.

bold sources I'm most familiar with! sometimes, my memory is rusty, and I may get things wrong sometimes. :(

¹ I'm most familiar with my source when it comes to AUSMP.

i can also add on pk content if asked. Packs will take longer. But I am willing to do stuff such as: pk banners, pk colors, (simple) pk descs, (simple) pk display names, and proxies.

I'll also do (limted to blorbos) ; moodboards / outfit boards, pfp mask edits (taking a faceclaim and putting it on an overlay), simple rentry frame edit.

Extra stuff may or may not be completed. It's dependent on spoons. :]

blorbo list: philza, wilbur soot, technoblade, tubbo, schlatt, quackity, tommyinnit, scott smajor, tangotek, jimmy solidarity, skydoesminecraft, deadlox, xephos, lalnable, setosorcerer

Mod Packet : 🐛💌

HI!!! I'm mod packet :3 you may know me from @alterpack-drivethru !!! I work there too!!! We use it/its collectively, but most neos work too! I'm a busy busy bee, but I love making alter packs! I am most knowledgeable in:

DSMP

QSMP

Hermitcraft (+ life series)

YHS (I have a. Personal rewrite happening in our head)

30daySMP

Scu/slimecicle cenimatic universe

OSMP

Witchcraft smp

New Life SMP

Empires s1 & s2

SDMP

HIGHCRAFT (I LOGVE HIGHCRAFT)

Tangos Create Series

TEAM CRAFTED !!!

EPIC SMP

I generally do similar extra add-ons as Scott does, but i dont take request for them. I may do some with request, but generally its whenever we want to. There's no guarantee that it'll get done or won't take a large amount of time. No blorbo list, i am too eepy to think of them. Thank u for reading!

Mod Clownpierce : 🎪🃏

Hello, I’m mod Clownpierce. You may know me from @clownp1ercer or our other alter blogs! We use He/Jester collectively, or they/them works too. We love making alterpacks, but currently our main focus is lifesteal alterpacks! Our knowledge is in (♥️ favs, 🗡️ knowledge in but less likely to make packs from) :

♥️ Lifesteal SMP (all seasons), Outcasts SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Unstable Universe, 100 days series (Legundo, SB, NiftySmith, etc), Sam Gladiators YHS, Aphmau (PDH, MyStreet and Diaries)

🗡️ DSMP, QSMP, Life Series, Hermitcraft, EVO SMP, OSMP

No blorbo list just know im literally clownpierce irl :o)

[antimony-medusa]

MCYT on Ao3 — January '24

The state of MCYT on Ao3, just for fun. Yes I do this every month, I like numbers. This time the period we're covering will include many holiday exchanges, so I'm excited to see if that's represented!

The Cube SMP (8 works)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (10 works)

iDots SMP (23 works)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works)

Legacy SMP (28 works)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works)

Content SMP (30 works)

Epic SMP (32 works)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works)

Dominion SMP (38 works)

Shady Oaks SMP (49 works)

X Life SMP (51 works)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (56 works)

Bear SMP (60 works)

SadSMP (66 works)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (67 works)

Mer SMP (82 works)

Area Unknown SMP (89 works)

Kaboodle SMP (91 works)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (135 works)

New Life SMP (169 works)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (174 works)

WitchCraft SMP (182 works)

Pirates SMP (213 works)

Rats SMP (234 works)

SMPLive (295 works)

SMPEarth (304 works)

Mianite (Web Series) (379 works)

Outsiders SMP (393 works)

Afterlife SMP (395 works)

MindCrack RPF (504 works)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (543 works)

Evolution SMP (693 works)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (824 works)

Karmaland SMP (842 works)

Fable SMP (1,012 works)

Lifesteal SMP (1,546 works)

Origins SMP (1575 works)

The Yogscast (3,215 works)

Empires SMP (6,408 works)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (7,375 works)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (10,336 works)

Hermitcraft SMP (20,093 works)

Dream SMP (85,051 works)

Minecraft (Video Game) (110,119 works)

Video Blogging RPF (279,422 works)

Some notes:

No new tags that I saw this month, though as always I could have missed something! As you can see, we already have quite the assortment of canonized tags.

Fics are still primarily in english, but we have three exceptions with significant spanish fics. Karmaland (740 of 842 are in spanish, from 731 last month), Tortillaland (110 of 115 are in spanish, the same as last month), and QSMP (752 of 7,375 are in spanish, from 668 last month.)

QSMP also shows 39 fics in French, up from 30 last month, and 405 in Brasilian Portugese, up from 375 last month. While I did not check every language this month, I checked on the languages I knew had a fic in QSMP and we see 1 fic in ASL (probably a misclick as it appears to be in english), 1 fic in Bahasa Malaysia, 1 fic in German, 1 fic in Esperanto, 1 fic in Filipino, 5 works in European Portugese, 5 fics in Русский (Russian), 1 fic in Suomi (Finnish), 1 fic in Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese), and 3 fics in 中文-普通话 國語 (Mandarin Chinese, I believe), all the same as last month. New is two fics in Polski (Polish), one fic in Svenska (Swedish), and one fic in Dansk (Danish).

In the small and micro fandoms (under 200 fics), some of the most active small fandoms have grown out of this category so we only saw small amounts of growth. The standout fandoms all saw an increase of 6 works, and that was a tie between Content SMP, New Life SMP, and Witchcraft SMP. Note that Content SMP was coming up from only 24 works, so 6 new works is an increase of 25% of the fandom, truly impressive.

In the midsize fandoms (200-1000), Fable SMP has broken that 1000-fic mark and can no longer qualify for our standout fandom! Instead, our most active fandom was Evolution SMP, with 33 new works, followed by Mystreet with 20 fics and Minecraft: Story Mode with 24 fics. Mystreet and Story Mode are both new fandoms so it's unclear whether that's people retagging old work or true new fics.

For the post-canon big fandoms: Empires went up by 178 works, singificantly more than last month's 117, but not beating the previous month's 240, and Dream SMP's increase of 918 beat the previous month's 767, but is still only the second time I've seen this fandom fall under a thousand works plus a month. Hermitcraft is between seasons right now, but still experienced that holiday exchange boost, as its increase of 784 beat both last month's 574 and the previous month's 651. For active fandoms, traffic series posted a staggering 831 fics, which is its highest ever number, beating April 2023's 671 fics. QSMP saw 865 fics, which is part of a three month decline (894 last month, 913 the month before), but still posting numbers that are only exceeded by DSMP.

Overall, the number of fics posted under Video Blogging-RPF (the umbrella fandom that contains all MCYT) is 4,223 fics, a significant increase from last month's 3,489, and the previous month's 4,035, but still exceeded by October's record 4,702. Notably, it's higher than the summer numbers and almost exactly the same as the number we saw last January, 4,235 new works.

Detailed breakdown under the cut

The Cube SMP (8 works, 8 last month, 0-fic increase)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (10 works, 10 last month, 0-fic increase)

iDots SMP (23 works, 22 last month, 1-fic increase)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works, 27 last month, 0-fic increase)

Legacy SMP (28 works, 28 last month, 0-fic increase)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works, 29 last month, 0-fic increase)

Content SMP (30 works, 24 last month, 6-fic increase)

Epic SMP (32 works, 32 last month, 0-fic increase)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works, 36 last month, 0-fic increase)

Dominion SMP (38 works, 33 last month, 5-fic increase)

Shady Oaks SMP (49 works, 47 last month, 2-fic increase)

X Life SMP (51 works, 50 last month, 1-fic increase)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works, 54 last month, 0-fic increase)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (56 works, 54 last month, 2-fic increase)

Bear SMP (60 works, 59 last month, 1-fic increase)

SadSMP (66 works, 66 last month, 0-fic increase)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (67 works, 64 last month, 3-fic increase)

Mer SMP (82 works, 80 last month, 2-fic increase)

Area Unknown SMP (89 works, 87 last month, 2-fic increase)

Kaboodle SMP (91 works, 87 last month, 4-fic increase)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works, 115 last month, 0-fic increase)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (135 works, 134 last month, 1-fic increase)

New Life SMP (169 works, 163 last month, 6-fic increase)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (174 works, 169 last month, 5-fic increase)

WitchCraft SMP (182 works, 176 last month, 6-fic increase)

Pirates SMP (213 works, 195 last month, 18-fic increase)

Rats SMP (234 works, 229 last month, 5-fic increase)

SMPLive (295 works, 286 last month, 9-fic increase)

SMPEarth (304 works, 289 last month, 15-fic increase)

Mianite (Web Series) (379 works, 373 last month, 6-fic increase)

Outsiders SMP (393 works, 374 last month, 19-fic increase)

Afterlife SMP (395 works, 390 last month, 5-fic increase)

MindCrack RPF (504 works, 503 last month, 1-fic increase)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (543 works, 523 last month, 20-fic increase)

Evolution SMP (693 works, 660 last month, 33-fic increase)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (824 works, 800 last month, 24-fic increase)

Karmaland SMP (842 works, 824 last month, 18-fic increase)

Fable SMP (1,012 works, 945 last month, 67-fic increase)

Lifesteal SMP (1,546 works, 1,461 last month, 85-fic increase)

Origins SMP (1,575 works, 1,541 last month, 34-fic increase)

The Yogscast (3,215 works, 3,213 last month, 2-fic increase)

Empires SMP (6,408 works, 6,230 last month, 178-fic increase)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (7,375 works, 6,510 last month, 865-fic increase)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (10,336 works, 9,505 last month, 831-fic increase)

Hermitcraft SMP (20,093 works, 19,309 last month, 784-fic increase)

Dream SMP (85,051 works, 918-fic increase)

Minecraft (Video Game) (110,119 works, 438-fic increase)

Video Blogging RPF (279,422 works, 4223-fic increase)

[transmcytshowdown]

Ivorycello:

Submitted for: Kaboodle SMP

Headcanons: Trans-fem, she/her

Propaganda: Is a trans woman irl

Joel Smallishbeans:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, any pronouns

[ladylazysloth]

My Kaboodle smp tribute

I started watching ksmp in late season one and every since then its been my favorite series ever.

I’m so sad it’s ended but so very happy to have been there, thank you Kaboodle and everybody else involved! <3

[mcytblrconfessions]

Hi, little hater here from earlier. At no point when writing that out did I think it was misogynistic, but like. Yeah it might have been a little bit. Idk if I would care enough to yap about it if it had been just another guy being added. Maybe I am holding her to higher expectations then I would for a male creator.

I was hoping for other female creators to get in, and maybe since she was the final person announced in the 6 we expected I'm salty cause she 'took' the hypothetical slot that other creators I was hoping for for lifesteal. And that's stupid, and looking back I know that that's stupid. And that's not on Kab, that's on Lifesteal for adding 6 guys and 1 girl, and that's on me for bitching about it in a public place.

I've been watching her for a while now, and I really do want her to succeed. I think some of my hesitancy for her in Lifesteal is the sort of lack of commitment to real storybeats that we saw in the final stretch of s5, and Kab deserves to be in better stories. She's at the top of the artform of mcrp, and so far Lifesteal has not been. I want Lifesteal to do better, and maybe Kab can bring some of that to the server, but like unless they can reach that level idk if its the right place for her. I just don't want to see her on a server that refused to meet the energy level she brings to things.

Idk man. I'm not that pressed about it, just between seasons is the time to yap cause theres no streams to watch to focus on instead, by july 7th I'll be hyped to see her there. I'm sorry about that prior ask. I will be paying Kaboodle the unfair hater tax in the form of a gifted twitch sub tonight.

first off, thank you for the apology.

i dont have any real bias for lifesteal or kaboodle. i started watching lifesteal this week and im not familiar with kaboodle at all. and the reason ive stayed away from pvp focused mcrp is because it's so heavily male dominated especially lifesteal, ive been making jokes that there's a secret no girls allowed rule since ive heard abt it.

this fandom has a long history of not treating women well and when a woman is a fan-favorite she's really only allowed to be 1 of 3 things, a fighter, a girl-boss, or ur soggy poor wet little meow meow. its just not fair to creators to be essentialized and treated as support for their male peers. made to fit into men's stories instead of getting recognized and respected for their own. and smps themselves have horrible ratios, my favorite is hermitcraft but 5(4?) out of 27 is less then 20 percent! that's terrible! there's so many wonderful women ccs out there yet so little space is made for them. 2(3? idk squiddo's gender) out of 31 is the ratio for lifesteal 6. i dont need to point out how bad that is.

so to get an ask with "I just don't think that the vibes are going to be right with her there" put me really on edge. it's putting the fault on her, and it's ignoring that there was a group of lifestealers who already agreed that she was a good fit because she's on the smp! she's on the team! the difference between "the vibes arent going to be right with her there" and "they can't reach her level" is huge. but you know lifesteal better then me. if you say they cant match her energy i believe you! but if it's true, her and lifesteal dont work out because she did put her all in and they didnt that is still completely different from the thesis of your original ask

ive turned off the reblogs of the other post but i hope moving forward we can be more critical and careful with how we treat our women creators. there's already so little space for them in creator spaces let's not push them out of community spaces too.

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

Welcome to the MCYT Crackships Bracket Season 2!

Here, we will be seing which crackship is the best, and because that statement is vague, you get to make your opinion!

Each crackships was randomly agenced from characters you chose! (You can still give us submissions via this google form (mcyt crackships brackets V.3. Confirmed ???))

This is all meant to be in good fun, so please be respectful with others and use propaganda the least wisely you can! (propaganda isn't endorsed, it's encouraged!)

We as a community can get inspired by these, make art! fanfics! (and if you do, please tag us) of your favorite Crackship!

Maybe we could even find a name for them, after all, maybe the next "big ship" will be in this, who knows?

We are now in the semi finals

*Smallishbeans - Empires SMP S2 version

*fWhip - Empires SMP S1 version

*fWhip - Empires SMP S2 version

*Inthelittlewood - Limited life version

*Smallishbeans - Escape the night version

*LDshadowlady - Empires SMP S2 version

*Skizzleman - POE (hermitcraft s10) version

*Foolish - DSMP life god version

*Bekyamon - Outsiders SMP version

*Pearlescentmoon - Double Life version

*LDshadowlady - Empires SMP S1 version

*Pixlriff - Empires SMP S1 version

*Goodtimewithscar - Limited Life version

*Zombiecleo - Witchcraft SMP version

*Owengejuice - Pirates SMP version

**The MCYT polls admins polycule | MCYT-rarepair-tournament & transmcytshowdown & MCYT-crackships-brackets

And also PURGATORY 2

*LDshadowlady - Empires SMP 1 version

*Pearlescentmoon - Double life version

*Pearlescentmoon - Double life version

The ship list:

Stressmarian | Grian/Prismarina/Stressmonster

Zolibeans | Zolister/Smallishbeans (Empires SMP S2)

Joesquidd | Joehills/Squiddo

Ethostab | Ethoslab/Cactus (Minecraft)

Ethot | Ethoslab/Magma (Minecraft)

Circus Fools | Clownpierce/Foolish

Luke TheNotable/Mrs Tango

Squiddbrine | Squiddo/Herobrine

The Prison Polycule | Awesamdude/Ivorycello/Kenadian/Seensven

Evil X/Napoleon

Cuteguy/Ponk

Kolabeans | Smallishbeans/Kolanii

Yahiamice/Vintagebeef

Fwhilza | Philza/fWhip (Empires SMP S1)

Fwhilza | Philza/fWhip (Empires SMP S2)

Iskath |Iskall85/Katherine Elizabeth

Baghaimsey | Aimsey/Baghera Jones

Kittenberries | Tinakitten/Fruitberries

Reddoons/Docm77

Majorbomb | Scott Smajor/Hbomb94

Stampylonghead/Skipthetutorial

Bobworm | Renbob/Wormman

Xornothyn | Martyn inthelittlewood/Xornoth

Gillsnoth | Martyn inthelittlewood (limited life)/Xornoth

Antshlattdragon | Antfrost x Jshlatt x  The Enderdragon (Minecraft)

Sandiction/Taneesha

Smallishbeans (Escape The Night)/LDshadowlady (Empires SMP S2)/Aurelien_Sama

Tommyinnit/LetsHugo

Rodent Yaoi | Yahiamice/Doctor4t

Mysticat/Kaboodle

Chizzleman | Cherrifire/Skizzleman

Government Assigned Chizzleman | Cherrifire/POE Skizzleman (Hermitcraft)

Nikirucho | Cucurucho/Niki Ninachu

Ethurpled | Ethoslab/Purpled

Mythrose | MythicalSausage/Hannahxxrose

Pearlescentnight/Pearlnox | Pearlescentmoon/Noxintrus

Rencube | Rendog/MrCube

Tubzam | Princezam/Tubbo

Stressmonster/Luxintrus

Royal Duo | Eret/Welsknight

Blasphemous Duo | Eret/Helsknight

RAM Polygamy | Grumbot Prime (Hermitcraft)/P.A.M.A (Story Mode)/M.A.R.I.L.L.A. (TTYPDKAM)

Boosfer/Camman18

Evil X/Elmariana

Shubbek | Shubble/Bekyamon (Outsiders SMP)

Arathain/Goodtimewithscar

Falseforge | Forgelabs/Falsesymetry

Rolliam | Sir Billiam (Tales of the SMP)/Roier

Cubfan/Bagi

DogDuo | Stacyplays/Pearlescentmoon (Double life)

Holy Cumscarian | Cubfan/Mumbo/Goodtimewithscar/Grian/Jesus Christ

Holy Cumscarian | Cubfan/Mumbo/Goodtimewithscar/Grian/God

Keralis/Speedsilver

Fishbowl Wives | Ldshadowlady (Empires SMP S1)/Nautilux

Lag Duo | Pearlescentmoon/Ashwagg

Doubleslime(d)up | Slimecicle/5up/BdoubleO100

Bighills | Joe hills/BigB

Zloysuma |ZloyXP/Xisuma

Mogza | Mogswamp/Philza

JadeGem | Jaiden & Geminitay

Gemiku | Geminitay/Hatsune Miku

The Ayharem | Aypierre/All the lifers

Chayanne & The Egg

Pixscar |Pixlriffs (Empires SMP S1)/Goodtimewithscar (Limited life)

Seapeekarl | Karl Jacobs/Seapeekay

Death Yuri/Clistin | Zombiecleo (Witchcraft SMP)/Kristin

Life Mariage | Zombiecleo (Witchcraft SMP)/Life God Foolish (DSMP)

Fundy/Grian

The MCYT polls admins polycule | MCYT-rarepair-tournament & transmcytshowdown & MCYT-crackships-brackets

Owengejuice (Pirates SMP)/Kiply

Gaonashi Duo/Ethoboo | Ethoslab/Ranboo

Shubble/Skeppy

[hopeful-rack5]

Kaboodle SMP rewrite update 2#

Hello everyone i'm back with another update on my Kaboodle SMP rewrite this time some changes being done to certain characters and some changes to the overall story.

Characters like Delilah, Izzy, Catiees, Ivory will not be dying in this rewrite, those characters were removed because the creators acting them wanted to either A) move to greater thing or B) personal reason (very valid reasons btw)

However this did mean that whatever story plans for those characters did get nixed (now i know some people liked the endings for Izzy and Catiees but I feel like they can contribute a bit more to the story you know what I mean) so yeah they will be here in this rewrite and they might get new design when they enter a new season to go through an arc or smth.

2. there's gonna be some more... interesting developments for these characters and the universe they live in.. I'm not gonna spoil too much but do be aware that there's gonna be a whole heap of new stuff I'm adding to this rewrite so do be warned

3. Clown is gonna be a diva still... yeah besides some other stuff that I'm saving for future post and when the rewrite comes along, that's all I'm gonna show um yeah :D

(on break now cya in two or more days)

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Lifesteal Season 6 Week 1 Recap

Lifesteal Season 6 has existed for a week now! Here's our first weekly recap, accurate (hopefully) up to the 14th of July. There might be some errors as we're only a small admin team, please let us know if so!

Updates under the read-more for major spoilers (+ while I think I've blocked all Lifestealers on this site, I might have missed someone so Lifestealers DNI please!!)

Current Teams / Allegiances

The Empire: Minutetech, Mapicc, Chiefxd, Jepexx, Spoke

The Gladiators (have recently been called the Mice?): Kaboodle, Hannah, Woogie, Red and Leo

The Blindfold Bandits: Flame and Manepear (Clownpierce is allied with them)

FOCUS / Pant Pals / The Hobbits / Rulers of Business: 4C, Squiddo and Cube

The Dawgs: Derapchu, Wemmbu, Ashswag

Team PE: Pentar and ECorridor

Spacewaffles: Bacon and Planetlord

The Sticklers: Jumper, Roshambo, Rekrap

Unaligned: Zam, Pangi, Poafa, Mid, SB, Jaron, Vortex, Spepticle, Terrain

The Empire

Pretty large heart disparity within the team, with Chief fluctuating around 7 and Mapicc on 13/14

Cannot go a single day without arguing, are probably doomed as a team

Jepexx keeps screwing the team over in various ways

Their stated aims on day 1 were to force the other players to admit they are villainous - they have not yet made any actions towards making this happen

ChiefXD has a trap in his temple that he keeps attempting to use, and so far has been unsuccessful

Known for spawn-killing

The Gladiators

Motivations are unknown (by the admin team at least)

Despite being part of the team, Kaboodle really wants to earn Clown’s protection and trust, and is fully willing to manipulate or eventually betray the team for him

Often fighting (and losing) to the Blindfold Bandits

The Blindfold Bandits

Flame has 20 hearts, Mane possibly does too

Current owners of the dragon egg

Clownpierce is allied with them

During the End Fight, they were allied with Clown, Wemmbu and Derapchu in a group known as the Crashout Crew (a very tumultuous team)

Have vendettas against both the Empire and the Gladiators

Seem to have some idea of honour and will attempt to protect the weaker players (mainly Zam)

FOCUS

Team name currently unknown, they have been through so many

They were the last known owners of the mace! It is currently unknown what they did with it

4C and Squiddo have plans to scam members of the server by selling fake exploited items

They also have created a Guild which other server members can join, based around thievery

Dawgs

As of yesterday, Wemmbu has given all of his hearts to Derapchu so he can focus more on Unstable SMP. Derapchu was at 16 hearts as of his last stream

Derapchu and Wemmbu were briefly allied with the Blindfold Bandits for the End Fight

Ashswag has been mostly inactive, but did build a house at spawn on the first day. He has “big plans” for this season

PE:

ECorridor isn’t keen on killing, but Pentar has been killing (usually weaker) players while E is offline. E doesn’t know about this yet. 

To commit fully to the deception, Pentar has been removing his new hearts when E logs on.

Spacewaffles

Have been building at spawn (+ killed by the Empire at spawn)

Bacon was forcefully inducted into Quickdrop Daycare a few days ago

Attempted to trap the end portal. This backfired when Leo attacked Zam at the portal and they set off the trap, killing Zam as well as Leo and Kab

Planet successfully made Zam (accidentally) break his vow of pacifism (14th July)

The Sticklers

Jumper has had an interesting week. She was one of the first deaths, killed by Spoke dropping a dripstone on her. 

Her base was found 3 times, so she has had to move 3 times. She was also spawn-killed and stalked by Clown (assumedly because he failed to kill her at the end of Season 5).

Despite this, she has a good relationship with some of the Empire (mainly Minute), calling them to help her when Clown found her base.

Jumper plans to build a megabuild at spawn that involves a massive tree suspended above a huge void hole

Zam

Wanted to be a pacifist this season

Spent a lot of the first few days with no armour (?)

Was spawn killed by Mapicc three times in revenge for Zam managing to escape him while naked

Accidentally killed by Spacewaffles using their trap before the End Fight

More recently has a closet in his house which contains a monster (?) (implied to be Joker Zam, who Zam is very afraid of)

Planet took off their armour when Zam was shooting at him, causing Zam to break his vow of non-violence by accidentally killing them.

Since then, Zam has been sending Spepticle threatening whispers in the in-game chat, saying that Zam could kill him and no one would believe Spep. Zam is canonically sleepwalking when he says this.

Pangi

Not teamed with anyone yet this season, but still often found with Zam. The two of them are responsible for most of the builds at spawn.

Found a pink sheep called Greg, which is simultaneously a very terrifying eldritch entity / god which wants to consume all of Lifesteal. Pangi has built him a church.

Poafa

Hasn’t streamed yet, but uploaded two videos to twitter: one claiming that Clown has the mace, and another revealing the first video was faked and just revenge for his murder at Clown’s hands

Honorary Mentions

Quickdrop Daycare - a daycare at spawn built to “protect” the quickdrop players. A cross-team bit involving Mapicc, Jumper, Wemmbu, Manepear, Zam, Pentar and others. The building contains an arena (for making them fight to the death), various motivational signs, and a jail (?)

The Courthouse - built by Zam. Bacon is planning to sue Quickdrop Daycare. Also it's a Season 4 callback.

The Spawnkill Counter - a sign at spawn that counts how many days it has been without spawn-killing. The current highest figure is 2.

The Spawn Build Battle - between Pangi, Zam, Spacewaffles (and Mid, but she’s only been on the server a few days). Zam is winning with 6.5 builds, then Pangi has 4.5, and Spacewaffles with 2.

[djevelbl]

There was no minecraft pennywise today BUT. there was Kaboodle — I'll call that a win

OMG WAIT. IS HE SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE???? P L E E E E A A S E TELL ME HE'S SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE OH MY GOD THAT'S ADORABLE--

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Do you have the links to ashswag on internet archive ? (Hyperfixation has gone brrrr recently lol) ¤3

I can do you one better, and link you over to the lifesteal vod archive! It is honestly a godsend in the age of streams as lost media, and the archivists have my heart

You should be able to cell search if you’re in desktop, but mobile can be a dick about it, so if you’re not in the mood to column sweep:

House arrest vods one and two

He did WHAT to the mothership???

Zam gets sent to hell

Genesis SMP (one, two, three)

Kaboodle SMP (one, two, three, four, five, six)

KabSMP with lifesteal near the end

PVP legacy with a bit of gensmp at the end

PVP legacy part two electric boogaloo

Their health is linked?!

Lifesteal season five (one, two, three, four (marriage edition))

Minecraft singleplayer

Skyblock randomizer with Zam, Redd & KyleEff

Lifesteal public

[ssseriema]

hi i wanted to get into life steal smp is it story driven or is it more for funsies or a mix. How would you describe it? And would I need to start from season 1 or season 2 or can I go straight to season 6?

lifesteal is really dependent on each creator's style! some, like princezam or kaboodle, are more likely to have story driven streams or videos. people like pangi usually do goofy stream bits turned into goofy videos. squiddo narrates the lifesteal story in a silly lens. each creator has their own style so my best recommendation is to find whoever fits yours!

my starting point was on youtube with clownpierce, but i also recommend vitalasy, rekrap, planetlord, and roshambogames. jumperwho or minutetech if you wanna get deep into the season 5 of things. squiddo lifesteal videos are a must watch

you dont need to start from season 1 to watch lifesteal (its better if you dont season 1 is very .missing from the history of things). id say the best starting points to get familiarized with the shape of lifesteal is season 3 or season 5, which both have videos. if youre particularly interested in the princezam pov, season 4 is a beast of its own and he just released a video on season 6 so you could jump straight into his streams with some context along with them already

if you need any other info in a player or a season just send another ask and i can provide ^_^ i love seeing people get into lifesteal