#KYLE ，SELINA.

[anarkissm]

FEARS   //   bold  any  fears  which  apply  to  your  muse.  italicise  what  makes  them  uncomfortable.  cross out what they're not scared of.

the  dark.  fire.  open  water.  deep  water.  being  alone.  crowded  spaces.  confined  spaces.  change.  failure.  war.  loss  of  control.  powerlessness.  prison.  blood.  drowning.  suffocation.  public  speaking.   natural  animals.  the  supernatural.  heights.   death.  dying.  intimacy.  rejection.   abandonment.  loss.  the  unknown.  the  future.  not  being  good  enough.  scary  stories.  speaking  to  new  people.  poverty.   loud  noises.   being  touched.  sex.  chains.  inner  demons.  hallucinations.  staring.   going  berserk.  betrayal.

tagged by: @fksleep tagging: @alphateamsfinest, @goatmasks, @manufactoredxbyxdesign, @janeromeroshow, @wellfell, @rvnawaytrain @ubcs + anyone !

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

we go way back

[jamjoob]

Self indulgent Miss Kyle doodles

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[allineedisonedream]

He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

[jesterraconteuse]

You don't understand there's a part of me that wants Alfred Pennyworth to never age but there's another part that's like

As Alfred grows older his body grows tired and everyone notices. And for Bruce that's his surrogate father. For everyone else that's Grandpa. Immediately there's a secret boot camp in the Batcave for everyone to start learning how to better care for themselves. Selina Kyle assisting of course.

There's already disability accommodations for Barbara so they just need to tweak and add some stuff. They've learned from her needs and start researching on how to care for the elderly for Alfred specifically.

On paper he's still a butler but really everyone (who lives or stays for a long time in Wayne manor) makes sure they learn how to do the hardwork for themselves. Most of his job is just to be there for them honestly. They insist on doing things for themselves.

But Alfred is Alfred. So he knows what's going on. And he's so deeply proud of them. He doesn't let him do anything he insists he can or wants do himself. He's still his own person after all, and they gradually learn his boundaries and patterns.

Bruce keeps paying him but not in a way you'd pay a butler usually. More in a way where you'd send money to your retired parents.

Do you see my vision?

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[bats-and-birds-24]

I am convinced the reason powerful, intelligent women like Talia and Selina are attracted to him is because he possesses no rizz. Absolutely none.

Like when they first meet Bruce out of the suit, they're expecting to be charmed with his charisma, but since he's comfortable with both of them, he goes on a two hour long conspiracy rant on how the Pentagon is being controlled by an ancient Babylonian blood cult.

[animusrox]

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves THE PENGUIN (2024) 1x02 "Inside Man" dir. Craig Zobel

[anarkissm]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 ?

  CAUTIOUSLY.  your teeth are bared, as they have been, your jaw aching for so long as growls slip free. you always have to defend yourself. you lash out in fear. you need someone who does not shrink back... a hand falling slowly to your shoulder, however briefly, in a reminder that you do not have to lunge. there is no danger here, now.

tagged by : @valheri​  &   tagging: everyone ✨

[shyjusticewarrior]

Cass: *recording*

Steph, holding microphone: Who do you prefer Bruce be with, Selina or Talia?

Dick: Selina.

Jason: They're both too good for him.

Tim: Selina has threatened to kick my ass, but the guys Talia raised have kicked my ass. Selina also brings Bruce more work-life balance.

Tim: Mostly I just want Bruce to stay out of my love life.

Steph: Real.

Duke: Jefferson Pierce, so he'll stay away from my mom.

Dick: We can do that? In that case, Clark.

Steph: What about you, Damian?

Damian: Tt. Either way he'll be obnoxious.

Jason: Damian knows what's up.

[dieubius]

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

[everwalldigan]

Based on that meme going around on twt hihi

[percythejedi]

never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^

[theerurishipper]

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