#KYLE ，SELINA.

[anarkissm]

since the start of the twenty-first century, international collaborations between the u.s. government's central intelligence agency, universities and nobel-winning physicists across the world have produced the era of the green bomb: a quantum de-materializer. eco-friendly. none of the drawbacks of widespread nuclear radiation.

the science of the mechanism involves words selina has never heard of. deep space tachyons. base-particle string theory. singularity events. she is not being paid to care about the scientific and ethical nuances of standard-edition war profiteering. as far as she is concerned, amanda waller is underpaying her; the catwoman's skills and services, for the meager price of freedom. one more empty prison cell in arkham asylum for the criminally insane, one less professional kleptomaniac among its patrons.

a rogue CIA officer has been moving assets and seed capital across international waters; one billion u.s. dollars for the price of a green bomb.

@falsedking is one of four other DEVGRU operators assigned as a fireteam to the primary exfiltration mission. the rationale is simple enough: no money, no bomb.

with their supervision (she doubts they will be helpful for anything beyond canon fodder), the catwoman is assigned to steal it. from a virtually impenetrable vault. built inside a mountain in rural switzerland.

she observes the men checking and rechecking their heavy, tier-one gear with a faint furl to her lip. cold air pushes through the open hangar door, a C-130 special operations aircraft set inside its yawning space.

she stares at the large knife that eric unsheathes from a shoulder-holster. wrinkles her nose.

"we are infiltrating a secured facility, not a meat market."

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

we go way back

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[jamjoob]

Self indulgent Miss Kyle doodles

[allineedisonedream]

He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

[dieubius]

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

[jesterraconteuse]

You don't understand there's a part of me that wants Alfred Pennyworth to never age but there's another part that's like

As Alfred grows older his body grows tired and everyone notices. And for Bruce that's his surrogate father. For everyone else that's Grandpa. Immediately there's a secret boot camp in the Batcave for everyone to start learning how to better care for themselves. Selina Kyle assisting of course.

There's already disability accommodations for Barbara so they just need to tweak and add some stuff. They've learned from her needs and start researching on how to care for the elderly for Alfred specifically.

On paper he's still a butler but really everyone (who lives or stays for a long time in Wayne manor) makes sure they learn how to do the hardwork for themselves. Most of his job is just to be there for them honestly. They insist on doing things for themselves.

But Alfred is Alfred. So he knows what's going on. And he's so deeply proud of them. He doesn't let him do anything he insists he can or wants do himself. He's still his own person after all, and they gradually learn his boundaries and patterns.

Bruce keeps paying him but not in a way you'd pay a butler usually. More in a way where you'd send money to your retired parents.

Do you see my vision?

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[animusrox]

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves THE PENGUIN (2024) 1x02 "Inside Man" dir. Craig Zobel

[anarkissm]

FEARS   //   bold  any  fears  which  apply  to  your  muse.  italicise  what  makes  them  uncomfortable.  cross out what they're not scared of.

the  dark.  fire.  open  water.  deep  water.  being  alone.  crowded  spaces.  confined  spaces.  change.  failure.  war.  loss  of  control.  powerlessness.  prison.  blood.  drowning.  suffocation.  public  speaking.   natural  animals.  the  supernatural.  heights.   death.  dying.  intimacy.  rejection.   abandonment.  loss.  the  unknown.  the  future.  not  being  good  enough.  scary  stories.  speaking  to  new  people.  poverty.   loud  noises.   being  touched.  sex.  chains.  inner  demons.  hallucinations.  staring.   going  berserk.  betrayal.

tagged by: @fksleep tagging: @alphateamsfinest, @goatmasks, @manufactoredxbyxdesign, @janeromeroshow, @wellfell, @rvnawaytrain @ubcs + anyone !

[bats-and-birds-24]

I am convinced the reason powerful, intelligent women like Talia and Selina are attracted to him is because he possesses no rizz. Absolutely none.

Like when they first meet Bruce out of the suit, they're expecting to be charmed with his charisma, but since he's comfortable with both of them, he goes on a two hour long conspiracy rant on how the Pentagon is being controlled by an ancient Babylonian blood cult.

[carnicer01]

Lovebirds are annoying someone shoot him already

[shyjusticewarrior]

Cass: *recording*

Steph, holding microphone: Who do you prefer Bruce be with, Selina or Talia?

Dick: Selina.

Jason: They're both too good for him.

Tim: Selina has threatened to kick my ass, but the guys Talia raised have kicked my ass. Selina also brings Bruce more work-life balance.

Tim: Mostly I just want Bruce to stay out of my love life.

Steph: Real.

Duke: Jefferson Pierce, so he'll stay away from my mom.

Dick: We can do that? In that case, Clark.

Steph: What about you, Damian?

Damian: Tt. Either way he'll be obnoxious.

Jason: Damian knows what's up.

[everwalldigan]

Based on that meme going around on twt hihi

[percythejedi]

never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^