#KRIFF

[artanis-draws]

AU where there is a big bounty on Rebel-Luke and Din is going after him but doesn’t expect such a beauty 🤭😁 what a surprise 💅🏼

[jays-blurbs]

I need y’all Star Wars lover’s opinion on something.

Because I personally think kark sounds better, like as a substitute for fuck but a little bit worse. But I also think that kriff would be more on the level of shit.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Damn, I could use a med patch. Karking headache right behind my forehead...

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

JUST FINISHED A GOOD BOOK

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

kriff (Galactic Basic; fandom) No IPA a vulgar expletive from Star Wars, created by swapping and “k” and “f” in “frick,” and used fluidly like “fuck”

conchetumadre (Chilean Spanish) /ˌkont͡ʃatuˈmadɾe/ motherfucker, son of a bitch; literally, “your mother’s pussy”

[shmooul]

coded by omega irl???

[reindeer-games-sven]

Posting some old silly sketches of Cliff and Krik from Vehicle Voltron because Im hopeless

[broitsf-ckingfreezing]

SHE’S BEEN UPDATED! YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(I know it’s just an edit to the prologue, but there’s like a solid 1200 extra words that weren’t there before! It’s fun! We like this! We’re having a great time!)

Summary:

There’s something very weird about the Jedi. More so than what they’d learned on Kamino. They’ve been schooled on enhanced speed, crazy high pain tolerance, wisdom on the ass-end of vague, things floating—hell, Cody distantly remembers some kind of training on how to negotiate a stubborn Jedi into accepting medical treatment (cough, Kenobi and Skywalker, cough).

But there’s other stuff.

Stuff that even “space magic” can’t explain.

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or; Clone Commanders get drunk and share stories about the weird shit their Jedi do

[kanerallels]

WAIT NO THIS IS REALLY SAD

[uwingdispatch]

Made y’all some keychains! These are All Too Well but make it Star Wars. But…if you’re not a swiftie and just hate patriarchy, I think these still work for you, too. Pink, red, or black acrylic, all in either English or Aurebesh. Had a lot of fun with these, so I hope you love them, too!

Shop is here.

[not-my-final-account]

Okay but an a/u where Luke captures Vader and they are forced to go back to Tatooine and they both grumble about the same things in the same way, after figuring out their both from Tatooine Han jokes that they might be related, they both shout in the same way and Luke quickly asks where Vader lived, Vader says ‘Mos Espa’ and Luke’s like ‘Exactly! I grew up on a moisture farm’ and Vaders like ‘wait, the lars farm’ and Luke’s like ‘yeah’ and they both visibly pale and Luke’s like ‘But there’s no way! How do you even know the place? He he…’ and Vaders like my mother married Cliegg Lars and had a kid called Owen who had a girlfriend called-’ and Luke cuts him off saying ‘Beru’ and they are both like well kriff, and Vaders like ‘I’m sure Criegg had a sibling’ and Luke’s like ‘your mother wasn’t called Shmi was she’ and Vader just pales and says ‘I’m sure Shmi was just a common name, she was alive right?’ and at this point Han starts sweating and Lando’s like ‘oooo’ but then Luke’s like ‘No, she died to-’ and Vader finishes like ‘Tusken Raiders’ and the both pale beyond what should even be possible and it goes like

Luke: long before I was born, actually jus-

Vader: -t before the clone wars

L: my father came looking for her because he was worried about her

V: because I was having visions of her death that stopped me

L: from sleeping and he tracked her to the farm

V: after finding out from my no-longer master that he sold her

L: and her new master had freed her and married her

V: and they were happy until she was coming back from

L: picking mushrooms off the vaporators

V: when she got kidnapped by Tusken Raiders

L: my father went looking for her despite it have being months since it happen

V: the same amount of month since my dreams started

L: he found her and-

V: she died in my arms

L: my father murdered the entire village in anger

Luke and Vader: and he was travelling with a girlfriend/ally called Padmé

Everyone: …

This is the biggest mess Hans ever made

Luke is quick to point out that this is Vader he bouts he’s ever been in a relationship let alone gotten anyone pregnant, uhhh

Both the imperials (captured and here to free Vader) and rebels are confused now

Someone please write a fan fiction on this and link it in a re-blog/comment/tag

[prowlingthunder]

I would kill a lot of things for this room.

You would kill a man for this bedroom

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Well what’s this the consequences of my actions, nowwwww what’s this, the consequences of my actions, nowwww what’s this, the consequences of my actions nowwwww, what’s this, the conse-quences of my ac-tions *bow-dee-bow-dow-bow-dee-bow-dow-bow-dee-bow-dow-bow-dee-bow-dow*

[theotherhalf007]

"The Enlightened"

Right hand of Absolution, a man devoted to Collection.

Seek the truth!

[cdblake1565]

I just can’t….. look away. Baby you are gorgeous.

What if Hardcase's tattoos glowed in the dark?

[sirspeep]