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Kept going onto Tumblr to see if anyone else was talking about it being down

Immediate palm-to-face every time

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Sometimes, I want to be issued an apology that I’m going to refuse anyway. I’m glad you recognize that what you did hurt me, that doesn’t mean I forgive you. That apology doesn’t fix anything, I want you to do better. To BE better. A failure in deliverance makes me feel like you don’t know how you affected me, or you don’t care. And I’m not sure which is worse.

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why is no one talking about this???

[wrong information]

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Yeah, this is actually so important actually! There was this set of twins (a boy and a girl) on the street where my paternal grandmother lived, and I was about four years older than them. The girl had what I believe is a speech impediment. Her voice was super high pitched and she couldn’t pronounce a lot of things, so she was hard to understand.

The street also mostly had boys, so they didn’t really want to play with her. So every time I’d come and visit my Grammy, she’d cling to my presence pretty hard. I also really clinged to her as well. She was noticeably more happy and excited whenever I was around because I was one of the few people outside of her family that would actually try to converse with her. Not just halfheartedly including her to not get into trouble.

I’m so glad I got to be apart of her life and be there for her.

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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“…and there was Wei Wuxian, the king of NOT being AroAce.”

holy shi t my brain was cooking in my dream

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Reblogging to find

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Reblogging to bring back the age of physical media

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

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Yeah! What if I NEED the cursed amulet, huh!!!

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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For those of you who have read “How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto” by @darkpetal16 (fucking read it if you haven’t), I have a fic proposition for y’all!

Something happens, I don’t know what. Maybe Sakura or Naruto fucks around with a seal. Maybe the Goggle Gods do something. Don’t know, don’t care, something happens. But Team 7 (and maybe others) end up in the OG universe. It’s fucking chaos.

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What, and I cannot state this enough, the fuck?!?!

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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Wonderful.

Perfect.

Laughing my ass off.

What if the reason MXTX doesn’t give SVSSS more content is because she knows the horrors we will unleash upon the normal people. Take, for example, our beloved Skin Creatures.

She’s keeping a lid on us so we don’t scare the populace.

But never fear my beloved weirdos, we will one day breach containment!

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The duality of knowing that your parents really did do the best they could by you, and knowing that you needed more than what they could ever give you.

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Looking for MDZS transmigration fic recs on Ao3

Does anyone know any good fics about transmigrating into MDZS? Like as Wei Wuxian or another existing character. Also where the person transmigrating has knowledge of the universe. Hopefully something already completed or has a reliable update schedule.

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What if the reason MXTX doesn’t give SVSSS more content is because she knows the horrors we will unleash upon the normal people. Take, for example, our beloved Skin Creatures.

She’s keeping a lid on us so we don’t scare the populace.

But never fear my beloved weirdos, we will one day breach containment!

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A very horny gut

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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It’s down guys

ITS DOWN!!!!!