#KILLING EVE

[thatguyisdrowning]

istg if these lesbians dont have a happy ending i'm gonna drive my 2005 nissan tiida off a very high bridge. killing eve was bad enough, if a SINGLE lesbian dies in arcane i will RIOT

[comfortablynumb]

I’d pay money to see these four couples in a room together

Y’all already know they’d match each other’s freak

[murdertableaux]

Lol 😂😂😂. Thank you David Attenborough. This is your best work yet. I look forward to the next episode!

[ David Attenborough voice: ]

Here we see two exquisite specimens of the genus Gay Serialkillerus Messianicus - better known as Murder Spouses.

Observe the characteristic honey-blonde hair, the flat affect, and the devastatingly-fancy cheekbones.

You will notice that the female’s plumage is more drab than that of the male, which is typical of the species; but that their initial approach to their mates - Frump Lawenforcementicus Illadapticus, also know as Closeted Cops - is remarkably similar.

At first glance, one might even be fooled into thinking that g. serialkillerus is not a strongly dimorphic species; but if we keep watching, subtle differences will begin to emerge.

Did you see it?

While the female is bold and direct in her approach - even in f. lawenforcementicus’ home territory - the male is more furtive.

Despite his bright plumage - which, it is theorized, he uses to lure prospective mates to his elaborately-ornamented nest - the male is timid, approaching coyly and retreating immediately when f. lawenforcementicus offers resistance.

[super-nova5045]

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

[bezuss]

when will they learn that it never works

[villaneve-love]

Arguably more intimate than the kiss.

[ayo-edebiri]

You couldn't handle this. Mm, you'd be surprised.

Agatha All Along (2024) The 100 (2014 - 2020) House Of The Dragon (2022 - ) Killing Eve (2018 - 2022) Jennifer's Body (2009) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003) Black Sails (2014 - 2017) Lucifer (2016 - 2021) Once Upon a Time (2011 - 2018)

[elainiisms]

god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[homoquartz]

a show doesn't necessarily have to be ABOUT queerness to BE a queer show. it's a cultural dialect that cishets don't quite speak.

edit: i gotta clarify that the shows do indeed still have to have actual queer characters in them to count

[parlapina]

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

[missilecrashedtoearth]

"the killing eve kiss on my crt tv" via sugaronyourtongu3

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Wait, she’s a language nerd too….!??!?!!

Never beating the Hannibal Lecter’s accidentally-conceived daughter allegations.

[69-toojay]

My favourite genre of gay people is "They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication."

[artofdoubt]

Villanelle + music