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I write for the girlblog because murder is bad.

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bitches be like "this is my husband" and it's just a picture of their favourite actor who's old enough to be their father.

it's me. I'm bitches.

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date idea: I'm stabbing you in the stomach while the song "love crime" by siouxsie is playing in the background.

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"you're so funny!"

thank you, I've absorbed an immense amount of films, tv shows, books, musicals, comics, and cartoons, all of which have shaped my personality, given me an attachment to non-existent people, emotional outburst, and a desire to escape from all problems into fictional worlds.

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will you be my overexplainer if I'm an overthinker?

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behind every badass woman is a charismatic character from a tv series on whom she modelled her personality in her early teenage years.

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"I chose to stay silent."

the face I stayed silent with:

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I support women's rights and wrongs!

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sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm busy. I've been staring at the wall for hours after finishing a book that changed something in me, I'll call you later, yep, bye.

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I'll be your Florence if you'll be my Hozier

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in another life I am the cat of a millionaire who dotes on me, feeds me shrimp and salmon, buys me collars adorned with diamonds. and after his death, he will leave me his fortune.

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, etc.

playlist inspired by him

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my children may not inherit thousands of dollars, but they will undoubtedly receive something far more valuable: my meticulously curated pinterest boards, spotify playlists and the home library I've built over a lifetime.

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men will never fully appreciate the power of movies starring mia goth and anya taylor-joy.

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situationship? it sucks. I was hoping you would die in my arms and my eyes would be the last thing you saw. but okay...