#KILL YALLSELVES

[bibleofficial]

i legitimately hate my school so much like ok so y’all are all just stupid ? i schlepped my ass into the parking office today - over 3 curbs, up 5 steps on CRUTCHES - only for them to ask me if i have the red hang tag from the state of texas proving that i have a disability? i was so exasperated i started cracking: like how do YALL expect ME to have a GOVERNMENT ISSUED TAG through the MAIL in 2 days ? PROVE disability ? DO U SUFFER FROM BLINDNESS ? what’s not CLICKING ma’am ?

[sleepi-toasti]

so basically harmony is like classified from TPOM movie but a teenager coyote from Texas that oofs everyone as a job and likes ensuing chaos. she can be a silly menace to society bc likes torturing the zoosters when she can especially melman

she nearly lost her agent job bc of the zoosters and therefore she hates them

and harmony may or may not have a potential gf named challenger aka kelsey aka her assistant

(my fav part of the lore is when everyone is abt to jump off a plane and melman's struggling to put the parachute on, and harmony gets so pissed she just YEETS HIM OFF THE PLANE HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PARACHUTE ON and everyone especially gloria is like 💀 and harmony is like "oop i f##ked up" and dont worry melman lives)

[salmoncakepls]

all these people are going to hell saying that claudia and louis lied about the domestic violence i really can not be on this app no more

[myownprivatcidaho]

if u give any money to tumblr ur a fucking loser and i hope u choke.. looking directly @ everyone who's paid for one of those fuckass checkmarks

[not-so-plus-ultra]

Hey, to everyone in America right now, living through this bullshit

I will do my best to have my small little blog continue to be a place where you can come to forget about the state of the world even if it's for a couple of seconds, so forgive me for bringing this into your timeline right now, but I also wanna speak

If you're seeing this and you voted for that orange fuck, fuck you. I hate you. I despise you. You're voting for a criminal to rule his reign of terror over your country out of some sort of stupid fucking fanaticism and adoration like he's gonna come and kiss you in the mouth personally while everyone I know was voting for Kamala out of fear for their lives. You're voting and laughing as a sort of haha gotcha to others while all of my friends and everyone I see and know online were holding onto this election as their last shed of hope. You're grinning laughing about your favorite pupil of Epstein ruling again and claiming nobody will change for the rest and that they're being dramatic, but I see you all wishing death on those who will be affected, I see my friends' families saying that they deserve anything that happens to them, I hear your victims tell the attacks they're suffering with you using "i can get away with it" as an explanation

You all lack any shed of human empathy and cant see beyond your disgusting ugly noses. You claim America is the land of the free but you only apply that to yallselves, any sort of combination of conservative, white, straight, male and / or christian. Y'all want to "make america great again" and what you mean by that is that you'll gladly sink your hands in the pools of blood of everyone who will suffer from your selfishness. You don't care about fucking inflation or oil or whatever yall are yapping about. You just want to see anyone who is slightly different from you die. You want lgbt people killed or suppressed enough that you'll never hear of them again, you want immigrants gone even if they have been here for longer than you, you want women to only be able to exist as long as they are fulfilling a function you're satisfied with but also you want to see them die aswell the second they don't submit to you.

Think about if you lost any people to suicide or attacks when the last president took over because I bet its fucking no one. Whereas I don't know how many of my friends will be alive tomorrow, let alone in the span of 4 years

You are repulsive fucking people and I hope in the next life you experience everything you're doing to others now. Fuck out of my sight

[kyofsonder]

Literally why are yall wishing deayh upon tumblrs ceo over this huge load of nothing? that person was always posting nudes like... yall are embarrassingly yallselves FR.

I don't know what the person who was banned posted prior to the ban. I actually don't follow her and didn't prior to this situation. I do know that what she posted that got her banned was (as far as I'm aware) not a violation of Tumblr TOS and definitley not a nude photo. I do know that this is far from the first time Tumblr's staff and CEO have struck out at harmless posts and hidden behind "Well, there were OTHER things this person posted BEFORE that we didn't like either" and that they almost exclusively target trans women and nonbinary people -- especially transfeminine people -- when they do this song and dance. I do know that this is far from the first time they've ignored the ACTUAL spam bot issues of tag spamming and literal porn posting in favor of targeting real human users for things like generic selfies (which is what got this particular user banned this time) and slightly over-the-top joke posts. I do know that Tumblr as a culture has issues with suspecting trans women of wrongdoing for flimsy reasons, which has been emboldened by staff in the past.

Is joking about wanting the CEO to die an over-the-top reaction, when what we really want is justice and an overall shift in the culture that normalizes transphobia and misogyny and transmisogyny on a systemic level? Are the people who mean it more sincerely than I do and truly want him dead being unfair because they're devaluing a human life in a fit of anger?

Probably. Yeah. I always keep the post that says "deserving is fake and death is bad" in my mind in times like this, and you're right that death isn't a fair thing to wish on even a transphobe. We should definitley all be internalizing "deserving is fake and death is bad" and working on our emotional processing so that isn't where we immediately go when we think of justice and retribution for the injustice we and members of our community/communities have faced. Break the cycle of violence and all that.

But at the same time, not only is that intensive work to be done on an individual-by-individual basis, this is communal catharsis. This is grasping at harsh words and extreme fantasies because we have seen so little real, material justice when one of our own is cast out from a communal space or otherwise denied community or support. When systemic injustic like trans women being targeted -- whether they've done anything wrong in the past or not -- for perfectly innocent posts and being barred from a community where they're meant to be safe happens, there's a very real historic rage in us that needs somewhere to go. In some it's quiet, in some it's less directly connected from the history it comes from, but we're all members and allies of the trans community and we all feel the need for that catharsis.

When a CEO who owns a whole company uses his power like a hammer and slams that down on any individual he wants, like playing Whack-a-Mole at the whim of his investors and algorithms and what little he may know of the demographics his investors favor, it's an understandable knee-jerk reaction that we would wish we also had hammers to return equalizing force on him. It's understandable that we would want the whole system changed and, exhausted by how little we've succeeded to do that on most scales as a community over the years, we wish for a whole restart and the death of the one who's perpetuating the harm.

It's an overreaction. Deserving is fake and death is bad. But it's rooted in things too deep and too messy to untangle, and it clumsily communicates what we're really trying to say: fix things. Make it better. Death to injustice, in so far as we can kill injustice as a thing. Death to harm, in so far as we can kill harm as an act. Death not so much to one CEO or to the staff or to Tumblr as a site, but to the culture of suspicion and malice that continues to target and pick apart trans people.

We just want people to be able to live their lives and run their blogs and not get harassed over it, and if we're overreacting when one of our own is barred from doing that and it's the billionth one of our own in our communal history that's been banned from a communal space... I think, at least for a moment, until we collect ourselves and figure out the appropriate material response (like that harassment report I just reblogged, maybe), we probably deserve to use imprecise words and have over-the-top fantasies.

[wolfjustdraws]

so I just watched the live action lil mermaid (don't ask me about it or I will go on a rant) SO prepare yallselves for the lil mermaid lco au none of yall asked for!

and yes this Tumblr post is all the au u will get, I wish I had the motivation to write a whole fic however I haven't had any ficwriting motivation in a while and I still wanna get this out there

because I like to change things up in aus based on existing ip for the sake of living it up, this is the story of Anthony Lockwood, a young merman, prince of the sea, who is obsessed with humans - he finds them to be such fascinating creatures, just like his parents did before him, but he and all the rest of Atlantica are forbidden of interacting with humans by his older sister, Queen of the oceans Jessica Lockwood, after the former king and queen were killed by fishermen 

this doesn't stop Lockwood from collecting human stuff that falls from ships or that he finds in shipwrecks, wondering about human life and wishing he could learn all about it for his parents’ sake, to get the knowledge they so readily died for

this drives him to interact with a passing ship where he spies a bunch of humans celebrating, becoming entranced by one such female human among the crew

this human is Lucy Carlyle, youngest daughter of the queen of a pathetically small and insignificant Caribbean island. A lifetime of being ignored as the seventh in line for her family’s puny title led her to find friendships with the common folk of her island, most of which work as fishermen. Today is her birthday and she’s chosen to celebrate in one of the many boats she usually works in with her peers, dancing and drinking until a terrible storm rocks the sea into a frenzy. Lightning strikes a fire on the boat, forcing everyone to evacuate to the lifeboats.

unable to see the young woman drowned, Lockwood takes the princess and follows the boats back to the island, laying her down in the sand. Seeing as she’s terribly wounded and cold sick, he uses his Siren song, an ability legendarily used by sirens and mermaids to beckon fishermen to the sea so they drown, to heal her, making sure she’s found before he leaves

after this event Jessica could tell something was changed about her brother - his sharp nature suddenly dulled with daydreaming, and wonders if his stubborn attitude has finally been met with the stinging needle of love. She’s sorely disappointed to find it so, not with a fellow oceanid, but a human girl. In a desperate attempt to keep her brother safe, she destroys the secret collection of human junk his treasured

betrayed and hurt, Lockwood’s approached by a strange kelpie. She claims to have been an old friend of his parents who wishes nothing more than to aid her old friend’s beloved son in his our of need. A striking siren by the name of Marissa, she promises him to make his wish come true with magic almost as powerful as his sister’s - she can make him a human. 

blinded by the possibility of seeing the girl his so infatuated by, Lockwood readily signs Marissa’s impossible contract; trading his Siren song/voice for legs, vowing to procure a true love’s kiss from the princess before the third sunset. he manages to swim back towards the island he took her to, and is quickly found by the townspeople, assuming he’d been shipwrecked from a trading ship, those pass a lot by the isle on their routes 

since her rescue, princess Lucy had been all but obsessed with finding the mysterious man who saved her. It was nothing short of expected that she’d want to thank them, but the longer time passed since, the more seemed to go deeper than that to her friends. A growing desperation drove her to ask her family’s limited resources to search for him again and again, all throughout the island and the neighboring ones - Siren’s songs do have addictive qualities, probably the reason they were used in legend to compel fishermen to jump off their boats when they heard it

on one day she's about to search for the mystery man, she finds the townspeople helping a castaway who’d just washed up shore. Awash with empathy, she offers him a stay at her family’s modest manor, hoping that a comfortable bed, a safe roof and warm food might shake off the horrors he lived enough to restore his voice 

despite her mind still being desperate to find the man who saved her, Lucy can't help but be taken by the castaway, mute though he is, and how he seems to be intrigued by everything around him - unable to express a single thought yet so clearly filled with ideas and emotions and desires - its endearing. she allows herself to be pulled away from her quest yet a second day in favor of showing him the small island, introducing him to her friends and watching him discover the world like it was new 

by the end of the day she finds herself exploring the few inhabited areas of the isle where flora thrives the most with him, enjoying a quiet row boat jaunt. somehow she felt at peace there, just listening to the singing of crickets and the water rippling under them with a man who’s name she didn’t even know but whom it felt like she knew better than anyone else. there was something about him that gave her a strange feeling, one she’d never known - despite all the things they saw that day, his eyes always returned to her, his attention always came back to her. even now, faced with the beauty of a perfect night, he seemed to have eyes only for her. He spoke without words, a language that seemed to be made only for her and that she longed to understand 

even the row boat getting tipped couldn’t ruin the night for her as she led him back to the manor, soaking wet and laughing, wishing him a good night. it wasn't much later that night that, while watching the sea out from her window, she’d hear the same melodiously masculine voice that spoke to her on the day she was rescued, and the Siren song’s hold on her would be revived once more into a frenzied bliss, finally finding the man 

the next morning Lockwood wakes up to the manor’s loud preparations for a party, hearing the few servants around talk about the youngest princess having finally found the man who’d rescued her and her desire to wed him immediately. Despite the unfortunate interruption they’d suffered last night, Lockwood couldn’t have been more happy that he’d managed make her see the truth - he had saved her! he loved her! he wanted to be with her in this magnificent island of hers forever!

he searched for her to express his delight, only to find her and her family discussing the wedding, another man’s arm around her. 

maybe he misread the signs. maybe he should have been more forward, however he could have done it without his voice, but he’d lost. he’d lost her. she’d fallen for another man, and he’d have to return to the ocean

idk who the fuck is the seagull, i didnt think that part bUT WHOEVER IT IS TELLS HIM ABOUT THE WITCH OR WTHEVER

lockwood hurries back to the Carlyle’s manor, intent on stopping the wedding. Just before the third sunset he manages to tear the necklace off the guy’s neck, releasing his Siren song

the spell of the Siren song breaks and lucy finally recognizes lockwood, not just as the guy who saved her, but the guy shes really in love with, and she runs forth to embrace him-

the sun sets and lockwood doubles over in pain. he looks down to see his legs tear off his clothes, transforming back into a single long tail. the guy transforms back into Marissa, the sea witch, who quickly makes her way back to the sea, dragging lockwood back with her

big fight happens, i dont particularly care about this part, all u need to know is yes lucy stabs marissa with a sunken boat, that bitch basically becomes fried fish

jessica sees how affected her brother is having to leave that human girl behind and decides to give him his human legs back so he can live with her

[offensiveslur]

Midterms finally over. I feel like i used my stress limit of 5 years in just a fucking week. Fuck the ed system kill yallselves

[official-mistah-j]

Thanks, I lost weight the f********* natural way, by,

less junk food, less inbetween meals eating, smaller portions, drank more water.. slowly quit soda and cigarettes.. kiiinda. lol

and I dont eat anything such as fast food ew or take out, much,

this took 1-3 yrs, i am back in a medium

I can be super strict, VERY,

then sometimes .... lol...

we have our cheat day, but remember, yall only cheat yallselves.

they tried to get me to go to a primary care with mental gymnastics. No..Im Native american. and Im ... feeling this same way, about mental health care... :DDDD I have to act/think like them, or i deserve more poverty, worse jobs, etc

i wanted to marry my favorite person... and then...

they slowly destroyed my life with this shit. im furious.

plus i dont trust what they do to you when you're out... Idk, never trusted/liked Western health care. They will f******* (slowly or not) kill you. Sometimes, literally, accusable, murder. An experiment body. Willingly.

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

[necodrop-archive]

Sniffle whimper

[wizardofgore]

I ❤️ downvoting opinion posts on r/mitski

[kibumkim]

Sometimes yall post about killing yallselves and just disappear and im like “damn they really gone 😔” but then yall come back 2 hours later talking about squirting

[that-one-queer-poc]

kill yallselves

[ghostparents]

queer beetlejuice the musical headcanons bc it’s pride and i love to overthink about everything :’)

(also mentions of shitty parents & queerphobia keep yallselves safe okay)

adam is bi, obvs (and maybe demiromantic?). he’s had a few boyfriends & girlfriends before he met barb, but none of them were like Serious relationships. he didn’t have like super accepting parents but they slowly became more tolerant (a part of him thinks that’s because he eventually married a woman tho but he like tries not to think about it). he’s always been very upfront about his sexuality with barbara and she might’ve have had to like reexamine some internal biases on her own time but she has NEVER let adam see any of that and has never been less than proud & loving of every part of him ;-; she’s also maybe punched a few people who were being biphobic to him (he would never want anyone to hurt anyone but also barb has fists and she WILL throw them if need be). adam very casually came out to the deetzes bc honestly he’s been around people who Know that he’d kinda forgotten that it could be like? a thing? obviously no one cares (luckily, bc barb would’ve killed them) but beej is upset for like 10 seconds bc HE wanted to be the one who made adam realise he liked dudes >:(

lydia: this isn’t about you

beej: ??? everything is about me

lydia’s an ace lesbian, and she takes a while to come out. not because she doesn’t think she’ll be accepted, but because she’s just like really upset that she never got to come out to her mother?? emily deetz was very openly bi, and lydia’s upset that she never got to like share that with her. also she’s kinda worried about beej’s reaction (she’s not super sure he’d get asexuality). but eventually she does come out and everyone is really psyched for her and of course delia bakes her a rainbow cake (it’s really really awful. lydia loves it) and beej DOES need some explaining (it turns out that he does understand asexuality he’d just never heard that actual word before!!) and he wears an ‘i love my ace sister’ shirt for like 2 weeks straight (until charles p much threatens not to let him into the house unless he puts on a clean shirt).

barbara had parents that were uh,,kinda a lil more disapproving than adam’s (& adam never came out to them because of it) but she’s been dismantling all the biases she grew up with. and then lydia comes out. and obviously barbara is very happy and proud and supporting!!!! but then like later when it’s just her & her husband she’s like ‘ok but how can she know she’s gay if she hasn’t had a gf tho’ and adam’s like ‘,,,,,,,,,you don’t have to have had a relationship to know you’re gay? it’s like how i knew i was bi even though i’d only dated guys at that point? if you know then like you know & you don’t need proof??’ and barb is like ‘,,,,,,,,,,,understandable. on an unrelated note i need to go have an existential crisis’. she’d been thinking of herself as straight because even though she DID like girls she never dated one, and she just figured that it didn’t count. it’s taking her a while to work through all her internalised biphobia but she is getting there!! she’s a lil annoyed that she didn’t figure this out while she was alive though

beej: i mean if you’re upset you missed out on lady loving then you can join me in staring at delia’s ass while she’s doing yoga

barbara: isn’t she like your mom??

beej: well fuck you now you’ve made it weird for me

beetlejuice is pan and agender!! lydia went through loads of terms with him because a lot of them didn’t exist last time he was in the living world, and those are the two he likes the best. juno didn’t give a shit about who he dated (except to make some shitty remarks about ‘no one will ever love u they’re just using u bc they know ur needy & pathetic’ but it’s fine it’s fine he’s fine he’s working through it) but she DID give a shit about how he dressed, and pretty much pressured him into always wearing super masculine clothes. he likes his suit he does but he also would love to wear some feminine things sometimes? one of his first lil rebellions against juno was painting his nails, and now delia does his makeup with him :’)  (except for lipstick bc he just eats it). lydia bought him his first ever dress and he loves it so much okay. he gets overwhelmed in shops a lot but he still tags along on shopping trips sometimes w delia & lydia and they love picking out things for him that he never thought he’d be ‘allowed’ to wear. he’s ending up sticking with he/him bc he likes it and doesn’t mind as long as everyone understands that he is not a man tyvm. also he doesn’t mind being called mister bc it’s still the funniest thing ever when charles calls him mr juice (delia called him ms juice once and beej was like :O!!!!! so now they all mix a lot with titles & terms. beej loves it)

delia is pan!!! she doesn’t talk about it unless she knows she’s with ppl who don’t care (she’d be the first person to punch a bigot if they said something about someone else but also like she wouldn’t stand up to her ‘friends’ or partners if they said smth bc she’d kinda think she deserved it?? but she’s unlearning that shit don’t worry). now that she knows that the deetzes & maitlands are Good People she is VERY open and happy about who she is!! also obviously no one was surprised bc like that woman RADIATES gay energy. lydia & beej had actually had a bet on how long it was gonna take for her to come out to them. lydia won :). her and beej especially bond over being pan (& also they get high and commiserate over shitty parents who don’t accept them bc yeah that woman has never had a good parental figure in her life lbr).

after delia comes out beej is like [divebombs charles] TOKEN HET and he’s like mr juice. i am bi. and that’s that tbh

[masterthespianduchovny]

This needs to be stated: STOP OVER IDENTIFYING WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, ESP IN SPACE OPERAS.

Look, I get being emotionally invested in fictional characters. I cried when Dumbledore and will Gardner died. Not because I related to them, but I cared about their characters and their relationships to other characters and arc I cared about.

But, there are many fictional characters I related to. Despite this, unless the narrative doesn’t have them being shitty people on shitty people in a specific circumstance, I understand that these characters will make decisions that is dissimilar to who I am. Hell, it’s not always drastic or even bad, but I can’t take that shit personal.

Kylo Ren has a lot of mental health issues and needed help, but for literally years he REJECTED help and acceptance by his family. We can argue that he felt he was a monster and didn’t deserve help, but people WAS there for him. His parents literally died trying to reach out and be understanding of and for him. Ben could’ve gotten help at any time and CHOSE not to. He CHOSE to harm, murder, and torture others. He CHOSE to uphold an oppressive regime.

We can’t put this all on palpatine because if Kylo can choose to be good, that means he chose to do bad.

So, if you’re out’chea killing, torturing, and harming others while holding up oppressive governments and want to be forgiven because you changed your mind, no, you don’t deserve redemption.

But, if you struggle with poor mental health and have occasionally made a poor decision, Kylo’s death isn’t saying you don’t deserve love and forgiveness, which is what I mean by overly identifying. Y’all need to start separating yallselves from Kylo being yalls avatar for success and redemption and understand that, despite him having a similar origin story, he’s done a lot of fucked up shit.

[hopelessnessforthehopeful]

y'all know how ares presence makes you like angry and sassy and moody and percy pushes his luck a bit bc of this since he's naturally that way well like his level around ares is like half of mine naturally ares would have fuckin killed me after two minutes and honestly most of you probably would have been killed within two minutes too don't lie to yallselves