#KICKING AND SCREAMING AND THROWING A TANTRUM

[hannahhook7744]

Parent Gwaine Headcanons;

His one night stands catch up to him and he finds himself with two kids.

He names them Gingalain Everard and Constance Cynthia (Everard after his godfather and Cynthia after his sister).

Both of his take after him greatly, both appearance wise and personality wise.

Both of his kids were left with a note addressed to him (he fainted the first time).

Accidentally causes his kids' first words to be swear words.

Arthur's dog got loose and knocked Gingalain's crib over, and the (almost one year old) shocked everyone by screaming 'FUCK'.

On an unrelated note (promise), Gwaine completely panicked the first time Gingalain got (mildly) hurt and Giaus had to kick him out of the room.

Gwaine also didn't let Arthur's dogs around Gingalain for a month after that incident.

Constance's first word was a quiet 'shit', said after the pie was ruined in an attempted assassination against Arthur). Which was followed by a tantrum that led to the assassin having a very unpleasant evening.

Gwaine would absolutely have a tea party with his daughter if she wanted one and would be unabashedly unapologetic about it if any of the other knights tried to make fun of him for it.

Gwaine's son gets in trouble with his tutor once and when asked why, he told Gwaine about how his tutor pointed a ruler at him and said 'on one end of this ruler is an idiot', only for him to ask which end. Gwaine has never been prouder (the tutor was fired).

Gwaine makes sure that his daughter absolutely knows how to pack a punch. Which throws a lot of people off because of how unassuming she is.

Is even more protective of his kids as he was of Merlin.

Both of his kids have been kidnapped once (it's unavoidable when in Arthur's close circle). Both times the kidnappers already regretted kidnapping the kids even BEFORE Arthur, Merlin, and the rest of their friends got their hands on them.

Gingalain purposely made things difficult for them by 1). Asking non-stop questions and 2). Repeatedly escaping and setting up booby traps.

Constance fake cried and then punched her kidnapper in the stomach when they tried to comfort her, running off immediately after.

Needless to say the kidnapping attempts drastically decreased after that.

Gwaine gifted a dark blue handled, silver caliburn to Gingalain (who prefers Everard) on his 13th birthday.

He also gifted Constance a dirk with a lavender handle on her 13th birthday (ignoring those who tisked and muttered how a lady shouldn't have weapons).

Gwaine also gifted his son a foal named Florence after his horse gave birth (with Arthur's permission, of course) and eventually does the same for his daughter when she's older.

Would absolutely cry at his daughter's wedding.

Taught his kids everything he knows. Including stealing from the kitchen (Audrey mostly just pretends to be mad when they do it these days).

[ashchoo]

ref sheet for mob Ashton :)

[lloydfrontera]

they did do my guy helkaros dirty tho

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do not try to tell me these are the same person. they are not. who's this guy. why he looking like discount satan and five seconds away from growing red horns and a pointy tail.

[verraising]

at this rate i'll be stuck with only leveling melees last again................................

me & myself rn:

[whinydrippypuppiesparadise]

i need to be walking around with Sir and i need to shyly and gently latch myself onto their arm and i need them to gladly keep me there unless they decide it's better to hold hands or snake their arm around my waist and bring me in tight and safe against them. and i need to feel their hand find my thigh to give it a squeeze i need to feel their hand rubbing comfortingly on my back and shoulders and in my hair i need to feel them greedily, almost absentmindedly pull my ass into their lap and start touching me however they want to even if that's just holding me close and burying their face into the back of my neck, i need to feel their hands reach for me in the middle of the night while we're still asleep i need to hold each other and slow dance in the kitchen i need them to blow smoke in my face and laugh at me before rudely grabbing my face with their free hand and kissing me, i need to hold them in the shower and lovingly, devotedly, scrub every inch of them down with their favorite soap, i need to make us tea or coffee and wrap a big blanket around both of us, i need to lean against them and feel them near me and feel them with me. and i also need them to rape me

[positively-emerald]

In my Muffin era today

[bedforddanes75]

1975 album six all like People or fsom or i will be having words @mattysleep @trumanblackblog .

[rubiesintherough]

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[fumrell]

The yearning is beating my ASS tonight y'all

[ranger-kellyn]

this whole "getting better" thing fucking BLOWS. what do you MEAN i have to stick to this whole thing of exercising basically daily, spending at least an hour across the day doing stretches and yoga, eating at minimum three meals, stay away from social media, and dedicating at minimum 20 minutes to journaling every single fucking day. what do you MEAN if i start slacking on EVEN ONE of them, it dominoes until i'm right back in "i'd rather be dead" headspace.............................

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Space Pirate Mito [1999]

[713-4th-ward-g]

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[sweetronancer]

IM GIGGLING

LITERALLY WHAT IF I.. UGHHHH HELP :((

IM SOOO <3333 I LOVE HER!!!!

shes literally the robin to my nancy🙄🙄🙄 or like nancy to my robin or something. we're literally ronance tho!!

[essektheylyss]

To be very clear, I AM going to force myself for the next month to write some original content that I deeply love and am very fond of and I AM going to complain about it the entire time.

[camscendants]

Had a meltdown :/

[yeehawbvby]

I thought I had the gold kart… I don’t……. I have none of mirror mode done and only 5 Grand Prix done in 150cc…… I need 1 star in every one of them…………