#KARMA'S A BITCH I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER

[phatkochi]

Twin, where have you been~

[isthisareablog]

Viren: Don't call me dad, call me father. That's what I am.

Little Soren: …

S7 Soren: Don't call me son, call me Soren. That's who I am.

Fucked up Viren: …

[batwingsblogs]

Another moment where Bam's in his "Karma Era" ft Kitty

@bamthebatmobile @kittythesillyy

[alithetiredartist]

The dramatic irony of everything happening with Jojo Siwa is so fucking hilarious

First she exploits a disabled child -not hilarious- repeats the cycle of abuse that she was subjected to on dance moms with her own show, allegedly cheats on her girlfriend, etc, etc. then she goes through her “switch” and goes through her 14 year old emo phase at 20.

Tell me why this kid has the audacity to sing a song called Karma.

She tries so hard. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s making the most dramatic change of her generation, she’s completely changed, no more rainbow glitter dance moms now we have emo sparkle darkness revenge fairy. She wants people to think she wrote Karma. She talks about her writing process, and she says how brilliant she is for thinking it up, but she also says that it was pitched to her a few times so we can’t accuse her of lying.

I think on paper this plan was probably a great idea, a chance to break out of her reputation for bows and glitter, but the execution is nothing but a disappointment. I think instead of going emo and taking inspiration from things she doesn't understand and being genuine, the switch honestly could've been welcomed with open arms but she's not genuine and she doesn't want to make a natural switch. She wants to be risky because she thinks it'll make her look cool or someone higher up decided for her and she went along with it because that's what'd make more money or maybe her mom made her.

Once it came out that Jojo didn't only not write the song herself, she wasn't even the first one to record it, that's when the irony of the situation kicks in. I know absolutely nothing about Brit Smith but she's and icon and I love her with my whole heart.

Brit Smith releasing her version of Karma and it doing better than Jojos is my favorite form of dramatic irony because of course this all happened to a song named Karma.

[s0lace-1n-s0l1tude]

She sent me her location bruh tf is this

[itz-magz9]

dream guest on my podcast?

omg i mean honestly let's spice things up one of my exes

[gl1tt3r-gutz-and-r0b0tz-sl]

I cannot imagine the word karma without my brain reminding of karma by jojo siwa

Sorry gutz

NOOOOOOO WHYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

CURSE YOU SIWA

🎀

👁👄👁

[dragoninahumancostume]

This one agent. Grissom's (?) wife (Sarah? Sara? Last name has an SL sound iirc). Was watching the uh season 11 e19 Vida Loca and I got very confused on wtf is going on but point is. She says "Karma's a bitch" and I had totally forgotten that's like a real saying and I just went "I should've known better" lmao

[possumoleander]

most of my ex friends remind me of "edgy" jojo siwa

[moonschocolate]

Read the first photo, I genuinely started singing karma😭

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next - masterlist

a/n: first smau pls be nice:’)

[blorbocedes]

gp singing jojo siwa's karma's a bitch I should've known better~~

[ezra-loomis]

FUCKING REBLOGGED IT THE 4TH TIME.

Mavado: KARMA'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER!

-hits Mavado with the plushification beam-

Well, here he is. La criatura

[radioisntdead]

Should've known better.

Velvette x reader

Song used

Warnings: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW INTERNSHIPS WORK AND IT SHOWS, also toxic relationships and just toxic in general, mutual domestic abuse [????? I don't condone it] took inspo from soap opera tropes, silly fic in general

It started years ago when Velvette and you were interns at one of the most prestigious fashion design companies, a place very strict on who they let intern and who they deem worthy enough to properly hire, the two of you had fought tooth and nail to get here, betraying and snuffing out any and all competition to get here, and neither of you were going to let the other become a full-fledged employee.

I was a bad girl I did some bad things I swear I meant it, but this couldn't be for nothing

Day in and day out the two of you were at each other's throats, stealing very opportunity the other desperately wanted in order to get to the top,

Ripping each other's projects apart, hiding them in places or just straight up tossing them in the trash, accidentally spilling coffee on the other.

Somehow, in-between all the fighting and sabotage, you managed to gain feelings for each other, those feelings coming out during a fight at a Halloween party you both happened to attend.

things were a wrap after that, work enemies during the day, girlfriends at night.

whatever happened it stays a secret when a tree falls in the forest

it wasn't a healthy situation by any means, one moment she was thinking of how she was going to slit your neck and leave you for dead in the breakroom, and the next she was a blushing mess under you as you kissed down her neck.

no one hears it another late night another ego bruised, and I always knew exactly what I do to you I was a wild card you always knew it,

It didn't matter what feelings she had for you, it wouldn't get in the way of her ambitions, love wouldn't get her own fashion line, it wouldn't buy her things, it wouldn't give her the fame she desired.

It was a matter of time

The outcome was inevitable, it was either you or everything she ever wanted, she would never put you above her own desires, so when she saw you slipping, getting soft for her, she took advantage, taking the chance to destroy her enemy that she shared a bed with at night.

I had to do it thou shall not lie thou shall not cheat thou shall not get caught or you'll end up six feet deep

Your portfolio was destroyed, worse than anything Velvette had done before, sketches upon sketches of designs ripped apart, finished projects for the company missing, projects that would've landed you as a full-fledged employee, that would've jumpstarted your career gone.

karma's a bitch

you were a wreck, asking her if she had any idea what happened to it, you didn't think she would do this, maybe before everything that had happened not now.

but she did, the way your boss walked up to her and praised her for your her projects told you she did before the aforementioned boss asked you to pack away your belongings.

I should have known better if I had a wish I would have never fucked around

The look you gave her when you were terminated from the internship was heart wrenching, but you should've known that this was the only outcome, you would've done the same to her if your places were reversed, it's just business, nothing personal.

when I saw the way you looked at me, I felt the knife twist karmas a bitch and she's with you right now.

She figured you'd get over it, that things would go back to normal between you like they always did but when she came back to the apartment you two shared, you were gone, all belongings of yours gone, anything she had got you left behind, anything you had gotten her was either missing or destroyed, no note, no nothing, she tried texting and calling you only to find that she was blocked.

she had gone to the point of no return.

thought you could trick me I know you're trying if I said I didn't love you I'd be lying and it's a Pity that you had the nerve did you really think you wouldn't get what you deserve.

thou shall not lie it never ends well made a deal with the devil now I'll drag you back to Hell karma's a bitch

The next time you and Velvette crossed paths was down in hell, neither of you were good people while alive so it wasn't a surprise, what was a surprise was finding out that your backstabbing bitch of an ex was an overlord now working with two old geezers.

you should have known better cause' I'll make you wish you would have never fucked around when I saw the looked at me, I felt your knife twist karma's a bitch and she's with you right now

You were doing well for yourself down here, becoming one of Velvette's worst competitors, you weren't second to her and her brand, you were exactly on par, it didn't matter how much she pushed her employees, how much she advertised on social media, she couldn't knock you off your pedestal.

better be good cause' what goes around comes around karmas a bitch and she's with you right now

You were proud of that, you were proud of how far you've come, no longer someone Velvette could backstab carelessly.

better be good cause' what goes around comes around karmas a bitch and she's with you right now

She'd be lying if she didn't admit that she did regret how things ended, she still wouldn't have chosen you but maybe destroying all of your hard work was a dick move.

and when I wake up from my sleep and you're no longer next to me our lonely room feels so empty just me in my regret.

She'd be lying if she said she didn't miss having you in her bed, having your arms wrapped around her.

And you'd be lying if you said you didn't miss her a little bit, the time you spent with her was nice, when she wasn't stabbing you in the back anyways.

Much like how things started all those years ago, you and Velvette ended up at the same party, where anyone who was anyone in hell's fashion or social media scene was there, and that obviously included you and your ex.

your cold eyes look back at me but now I have no sympathy

And like all those years ago a fight broke out, only no feelings were revealed instead you had to be pulled off of Velvette by five people because your fight had turned physical and you were winning.

that night's a distant memory I wish I could forget I won't let you forget

One would think that would've resulted in further hatred but instead you were found snuggled up around her the next morning with only a blanket covering the two of you.

karma's a bitch I should have known better if I had a wish I would have never fucked around, when I saw the way you looked at me, I felt your knife twist, karmas a bitch and she's with you now

And so history repeated itself just worse, far more worse, instead of destroyed projects, stolen work, it was blue and purple bruise, teeth marks left so deep that it bled, broken electronics, damage done to each other, with each mark she left on you, you returned it tenfold.

and I'm with you right now

karma's a bitch karmas a bitch better be good cause' what goes around comes around karma's a bitch

One minute you had your hands wrapped around her neck hard enough to stop airflow and the next you were kissing the bruises you had left.

This would end by one of you dying, either by extermination or by the hand of the other.

Good evenin' folks, If I had a dime for Everytime I used a version of this song for a silly fic with one of the Vee's, I'd have two dimes, not much but it's concerning.

Anyways I heard this cover the day it was posted and immediately wrote this hence why it's messy, then last night I figured out how to do a gradient with the font colors and it looks AWESOME in my opinion, anyways as always thank you for tunin' on in, have a great night folks!

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[localcapricosimp]

Sorry Leelee 🙏

[folkdances]

was thinking about how von karma has multiple chances to end the trial... on the first day of the trial the judge literally starts handing down a guilty verdict and von karma lets phoenix's objection to it stand... like literally the thing that took him down was his own pride and vanity and hubris 🤣 karma's a bitch should've known better if i had a wis$%**%*#*@$*%*$ <- electric fence

[sadittyprincess]

Karmas a bitch 😩 I should've known better 🫨