#karmas a bitch

[mada-jpeg]

rip poland you wouldve loved jojo siwa 😞🇵🇱

[marvelsgirl616]

😭💀

[thepunkmuppet]

HE WAS A BAD GURL HE DID SOME BAD THINGS?!?!?!!!??

[jack-o-cel]

Soundwave meets Soundwave

“As if we needed another one…”

“What next? The dead start walking again? Pff.”

“Why do i suddenly feel like Im in great danger…”

“Skyquake! You’re alive! It’s great to see you all in one piece! Ha ha…“

“Run.”

Bonus:

[thejinxmaster]

Me on my way to stream Karma’s A Bitch (Brit Smith’s version)

[slimarka]

Sometimes you just gotta let karma fix it, because if you fix it, you’re going to jail.

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[hxneyydew222]

imagine mc is going around HoL just ironically singing karma by jojo siwa.

Mc: KARMAS A BITCH! I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER-

Lucifer: Mc! will you please stop singing that infuriating song.

Mc: IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD HAVE NEVER EFFED AROUND

Satan: I hate to agree with Lucifer, but please stop.

Mc: *shrugs* WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER-

Belphie: Mc...I'm trying to sleep...

Mc: I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST..

Asmo: where is this song even from?

Beel: I'm not sure.

Mammon: Wherever it's from, it's catchy. maybe I should make a catchy song...I'd make bank.

Levi: then you could finally pay me back all the money you owe me.

Mammon: that's a great idea- *teleports out of the room*

Mc: KARMAS A BITTCCHHHH

The brothers: *all sighing*

[guineapigposting]

nooo!!!! Do not send me at to the jojo of siwa island!!

[admirerofmeat2398]

I guess this is your karma for being both a Alcoholic and a Homophobe......A sexy and jiggly beer belly that won't go away!😈

[moonbean117]

[trump666traitor]

[spacelazarwolf]

me: i am healing i am wishing the best for others i am growing as a person

my abusive ex whose abuse is still fucking me up in new and creative ways several yrs later: has some sort of heart condition apparently

me: lmao

[newwavesylviaplath]

this is what i assume jojos room looks like right now (edited by yours truly)

[invlsibleman]

Dream guest on my podcast?

[heavenlyraindrops]

ᴊᴏᴊᴏ ꜱɪᴡᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Word count: 400+ ——> warnings: Jojo Siwa ——> THIS IS SATIRE! I posted a poll a while ago as a joke so now I’ve ended up with this monstrosity of a fic.

karmas a bitch 🤪🤪🤪

You were on set for Karma as the Tampon Girl™, the one who sexily humped Jojo during the scene on the island where she molested everyone in chronological order. You loved being a sparkly red bike light, especially since it caught Jojo’s attention. 

You were out at dinner with your other actors/ colleagues who had worked on the video, and you were all sat around the long table. Everyone had already finished their food. Jojo was sitting next to you. There was lots of edgy sparkly tension in the air. Jojo must have sensed it because she ran her hand through her hair, although only the tips of her fingers actually touched it because her hairline was so far back. Her big smooth shiny forehead reflected the light towards you like a mating call. It made your heart thrum against your ribcage. 

She suddenly stood up, and all the other actors (and the camera man, I forgot to mention the camera man) swiveled their heads to look at her. She pointed an edgy finger towards you, giving you an edgy smirk. Her edgy ice-cream cone haircut flopped over her edgy forehead beautifully, obscuring her edgy receding hairline. 

“Come with me,” she said. You were suddenly very horny, and your mind flew back to when she tossed you into her lap like a pancake in the music video and you both gyrated in the respective spaces in the air next to each other. 

You had to admit, her Akumatized By Hawkmoth Era™ was very sexy. In its own unique way. 

Jojo humped the air on her way out to the salon, finger still beckoning to you. You followed, burning with the desire for her to show you what a Bad Girl she was and all the Bad Things that she could do. 

You both stood outside, and you shivered lightly as the cold from the night air bit into your skin. Jojo gave you the lightskin stare, gaze crawling over your face as if she was trying to memorize every feature, the same way she gazed into your soul when you were humping each other while you were dressed up as the Tampon Girl™ It made your heart flutter tamponfully. 

She leaned close to you, her breath hot on your ear. You shivered again, not from the cold this time but from the anticipation of what she was about to say.

“Karma’s a bitch,” she whispered. “I should have known better…”

“Oh, Jojosopholemew,” you moaned her full name and then you both kissed. She licked your face and that was probably gonna give you herpes but whatever. 

You both started humping each other outside the restaurant on the street like stray cats. The end. 

[sk1bidi-n1k0-e4ts-people]

Can you make a fic where stark!reader finds out their partner(you can choose the gender)cheated on them and instead of getting angery r just gets really petty revenge like

covering their entire car in plastic with 100 pic of screenshot showing cheating thru text, flags around their house that says 'inserts ex name is a cheating bastard' and house cover it in posted note with skulls on it and hiden those screenshot all over the house (like they still finds it months because r kept their mouth shut for like a month)

And they can do nothing about because no property damage was done

Tony sees this trending somewhere and immediately recognizes it r partner

I basicly want to see his and the team reaction to this

Revenge Dad!Tony stark x daughter!reader

Summary: you get back on your cheating partner

Warnings: cursing, payback,

A/N: I made your partner gn! bcuz I'm a lesbian, 🫤 and e/n is ex's name btw

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You were laying in bed scrolling through Instagram when you saw your ex, with the person they cheated on you with, this infuriated you, and you got an idea.

You whipped out your laptop and started printing the screens shots of the messages, all, of the messages even after the breakup, all the lovey-dovey stuff they used to do with you, made you even more frustrated

Once it was all printed out, you hid the papers under your bed. And went to sleep for the night.

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The next day you took like three rolls of packing tape from the hall closet. Your father dropped you off at school, you didn't even walk in you simply started walking to e/n's house, their parents were at work, and they were at school. So you had the perfect opportunity.

After a few hours you had gotten all for walls of the house completely covered in paper with screen shots printed onto them.

Now how do you get on the roof, you stuffed the remaining papers into your backpack, threw it over your shoulder and began climbing the oak tree, which you would then jump off of in order to get to the roof.

You had alot of trouble not falling off but eventually you did it. You had tons of sticky notes in your backpack so you got a sharpie and wrote

'Liar' 'bitch' 'coward' 'asshole' 'cheater'

and so on.

You stuck them all over the whole house. Even going inside to mess everything up. Licking all of their silverware and dishes.

And you took all of the batteries in the whole house. And the laundry soup, dish soup, oh and all of the shampoo as well.

and you took all of the milk and poured it down the kitchen sink. Just to be a bit more annoying

And just to be a bit more petty you super glued a photo of you making out with their best friend in front of the now destroyed house, and stuck it right on the front door.

you also threw toilet paper all over the house and threw eggs at the car parked in the driveway. And you had confetti cannons and popped them over the fence to their backyard.

You also popped them all over the front yard, the porch, you even picked the lock on the car and popped a few in there too. Once you had finished that you covered the car in tin foil to make it into a giant oven,

You then had one of your friends drop off a flag that was nion yellow and in bold, red letters said "e/n is a cheating asshole" and stuck it into the middle of the front lawn

Then you went back to school with a smile on your face, just in time for the last class you had.

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You had seen it all over the news, internet, everywhere. You felt so proud of yourself, especially when it came on the news while tony was channel surfing and the whole team was there.

"Hang on isn't that...isn't that e/n's house" tony said as he leaned into the tv, and upon turning to face you and seeing the smirk and the very pleased expression on your face he realized.

"Y/n, what did you do?"

"That." You said gesturing toward the tv which had a photo of your masterpiece. When thor, Steve and pepper came in they saw this and asked who's house it was and who did it. Not having a clue.

You answered both of the questions calmly and pepper let out a sigh and crossd her arms, and thor and steve both huddled around you screaming. Just screaming...like aaahahhh.

"OOHH! HOLY SHIT! WHAT IS GOING ON In here" bruce yelled as he and sam, bucky, and nat walked in making everyone go silent. You once again explained the situation and...they had the same reaction.

"Ohhh! Oh my god y/n, holy shit!" Nat yelled coming closer to you.

There was a moment of awkward silence for a good seven seconds before everyone started screaming and jumping, including you, tony and pep.

Lets just say they got what they deserved. To this day e/n's family still finds confetti everywhere, in the lawn, in the car, everywhere. They couldn't get to the roof and had to hire someone to take all of your hard work off around the house 😢

Including the money from hiring someone and replacing the items you stole/broke, it costed a good couple hundred dollars.

Karmas a bitch right?

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A/N: i had way to much fun writing this hehe 🤭

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