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Am I going crazy when I say El has never seen Will and Mike be... WillandMike?
In s1 El and Will missed each other entirely. When he came back, El got trapped in the upside down instead and s2 was the same thing - Will and Mike worked together as duo for most of the season and El was off doing her own thing.
In s3 we learn that El barely spends time with the rest of the party and she only connected with max after the whole ordeal about Mike's nana (which happened months after the ending of season 2), so El and Mike spent all of their days together completely alone at her cabin or actively ignoring and ditching the party during group hangouts
We don't actually know what happened during the time skip from the battle of starcourt to the byers move, but I don't think it's a stretch to say Mike and Will's friendship was still off (especially because of their infamous fight and "it's not my fault you don't like girls")
In s4 we know El and Will finally got to properly know each other - they're family now, not only acquaintances with a connection to the supernatural - but when Mike arrived in Lenora... well, the airport and rink o'mania scenes speak for themselves. They were being weird and El was obviously too preoccupied with her own issues to actually do or say something about it
But El's not stupid... so do we think if she had seen how Mike and Will act around each other, she would've known?
She's really perceptive and her upbringing being so disconnected from society also means she doesn't see the world through straight and heteronormative lenses...
#stranger things#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#eleven hopper#am i going crazy#am i being dumb#am i delusional? my friends say yes#mike's heart eyes are so obvious i just cant imagine her seeing that shit and still remaining oblivious
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El being *12 hours earlier* than the Cali timeline when she arrives at Nina. Will saying āitās been 9 hrsā in the scene following his monologue in the van.
We know that at some point their timelines merged when they arrived to save herā¦
But we donāt know when exactly those alignments took place when they were still apartā¦ which just makes you wonderā¦
#byler#something something#elās not stupid#she heard everything at rink o mania which included mike deflecting about not calling Will#she heard Dustin say mike was being annoying about Joyceās telemarketing job#she got her powers back roughly around the time the van scene was happening we can presumeā¦#why would she not check on Mike and Will after finding out about the Hawkins gang?#she was literally with them last and it would make sense for her to want to know where they are/what they are doing#and since the timeline is off with el at Ninaā¦ just makes you wonder#the sad painful looks el makes during Mikeās monologueā¦#if she heard anything from that van scene..#whether it be mike saying it wasnāt fate/destiny and was just simple dumb luckā¦#if she heard Will emotionally play off deep feelings he harbors as elās#even writing off his painting as being commissioned by herā¦#oh and the heart??#if she heard that and heard will encourage mike with it before telling her he loved her#no wonder she looked miserable#and left dude on read at the end instead to focus on max#both after his monologue and at the cabin š#this line from s2 is so insane in the context of this tooā¦#bc if she saw them in the van and saw Willās speechā¦#she also saw mikeās reaction which was blurred for usā¦#Joyce: heās not doing wellā¦#El: I know. I saw.#Joyce: what else did you see?#El: š#delusional but free
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maybe iām alone on this but i like to think that matt & jess became incredibly close platonically after the mines. jess subconsciously trusting matt after he saved her bc he saw her at her most vulnerable then still stuck by her side and held on for the both of them until they were rescued. matt seeing jessās sheer strength/endurance and cooperation. i think the lack of her typical brash and provocative persona pained him even though it wasnāt something he ever found endearing.
and donāt let me bring emily into the mix bc the way sheās one of the most important people to both of them?? matt clearly feels inferior during certain moments and like he has to prove himself as emilyās bf. and jess clearly wants to show that sheās better off without emily whoās below her and prove herself as mikeās gf.
and the way matt and jess both think dealing with mike is somehow the solution to their direct relationship with emily. matt thinks verbally warning him and physically bringing him down a peg will resolve any resentment or secrecy between HIM and emily. and jess thinks being intimate with mike will somehow heal the longing and betrayal between HER and emily. ughh i donāt know i think matt & jess are wretched mirrors of each other and the object of their desires is emily.
#i just want matt and jess to find solace in each other#i want to see matt endearingly shake his head at the dumb rude shit jess says#i want jess to look out for him without even realizing sheās doing it#i love this dynamic so much more than them being romantically involved#toxic yuri#YURI#blonde x brunette#jess riley#jessica riley#matt taylor#emily davis#until dawn#mike monroe#video games#matt & jess#matt x emily#jess x emily#emily x jess
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juvie buddies
#alek art#td duncan#td mal#total drama#total drama all stars#(if i want to get technical)#2024#duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16#ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different#duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt#scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it#duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here#i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a#gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because#i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though š i dont#see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo#but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it#duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his#privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in#juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike#is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon#madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together#duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault#mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a#lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he#knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt#matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify#had me messed up
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I like how much effort is put into drawing him in pain : )
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#just me being dumb#screenshots#in which beavis dies#beavis and butthead#beavis#the day butthead went too far#sad boys#take a bow#tumblr is bein' dumber#not displaying the right numbuhs for my shit#i'm not calling it 'mIkE jUdGe'S bEaViS aNd BuTtHeAd' that's stupid#hate how some sites list it differentlyy
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to be real for a second, i think there is a moment in the show where mike has a ~realization~ of sorts about his feelings but hasn't quite put two and two together yet.... and it's this:
this realization of "hey my feelings for will are actually maybe different than my feelings for my other friends, but i'm not sure why" happens at the end of season two. and then mike spends the entirety of season three acting sort of strange and different around will while having his relationship with him constantly juxtaposed with his relationship with el. reaching the end of that season which, despite all the supernatural shit going on, took the time to focus so heavily on those two relationships (and how fundamentally different they are), and having mike have the same realization he had at the end of season two makes no sense because it would mean he accomplished absolutely nothing in his emotional arc during the course season three
especially to claim that he still believes he has feelings for el going into season 4. especially to claim he still believes he has feelings for el by the end of season 4. it's to claim that he has not made any emotional progress in his relationships for at least two full seasons, that he's been going through all of this for it to not have made any conscious impact on him, and the changes in the way he acts from s2-3 and from s3-4 aren't a product of his character developing (growing, changing, to quote hopper's letter) but rather..... ? i don't know actually. just him feeling weird but not understanding himself at all. still. it just doesn't make sense to me. he's one of the main characters of the show, and to keep him emotionally stagnant for 4 out of 5 seasons (especially when we can see that his behavior is changing, that he has not been stagnant at all but rather deeply affected by everything) would be a disservice to his character, first of all, but also a disservice to the narrative which has been showing us his (as well as the other characters') struggle with growing up and growing into himself every season. and it simply doesn't align with what we're being shown
mike is already having realizations by the end of season two. but by the end of season three, he's starting to be really honest with himself about what they mean
#i know i joke about mike being dumb sometimes but some people think he actually is so i try to do it less now lmao#sorry if it comes off rude or dismissive i just think it's a really weird takeaway after watching s3-4 that mike just still doesn't get it#what do you think is happening in his s3 arc if he's still at the exact same place he was at the end of s2? same with s4?#do you think they're saving his ENTIRE sexuality realization coming of age arc for season 5? then what's he been doing so far???#(i also may have updated feelings on when exactly he realized his feelings for will if i said snowball before.. i think there's more to it)#i also think 'it's impossible to tell until we hear it from mike's own mouth' is a bad take. personally. this is the show don't tell show#we're seeing it happen right in front of our salads. we shouldn't need mike to literally come out to understand that he's consciously#struggling with his sexuality and his feelings for will. he knows at this point. he's very very aware#anyway idk if i articulated this very well but i wanted to try to get my thoughts out#posting late so maybe no one will see it anyway lmao#mikesbasementbeets posts#beets posts
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their little platinum song <3 this whole scene cracks me up
Joey is so so very deeply ashamed of what they created, Michael is having the time of his life and Malcom just stumbled onto this disaster like ?????
#my two dads#i didn't include the whole scene but joey's defeated position as he regrets all his life choises with michael being 100% convinced#that they just made the greatest hit ever is what drives me#the song is so dumb i love it#a lot of the lyrics do hit hard#like ''stop being depressed'' it has to be one of mikes i just know it#and this is their GOOD and FINISHED version. i dare not tjink what the early drafts sounded like
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Do you guys ever wonder if Mike slipped that sticky note into Will's locker. And when he found it he was scared bc he thought it was someone bullying him again. Until he read it and he absolutely melted. And he just stood in the middle of the hallway, re-read it 10 times, looked both sides to make sure nobody was watching, clutched the note against his chest for a second, gently shoved it inside his schoolbag and walked away. (And had to come back bc he had forgotten what he had to do in his locker lmao i love him)
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#ik it probably didn't go like that but shhh let me be happy with my silly little parallels#anyways i think SO MUCH about that sticky note#just bc i know will thinks sm about that sticky note too#reading it all over again feeling butterflies spread everywhere#knowing it's wrong and dumb and a meaningless act of friendship but being unable to stop himself from reading it once more#feeling betrayed and lied to once they drifted apart everytime he read it again#STOP#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#mike wheeler i know what you are#miwi#byler headcanon#byler scenarios#mike wheeler x will byers#mike x will#will byers x mike wheeler#will x mike
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One of the funniest things about the QSMP finale was Pac going "Yeah, Cucurucho transferred my consciousness into this Egg body to save me," and Mike is immediately like, "Wait, why the hell didn't they save me?!?" pfttt
#i talk#QSMP talk#The Federation plays favorites#I do think it's very funny that he came back as a zombie meanwhile Pac just got to fulfill his dream of being an Egg#Mine: Hey do you want me to heal you up before you go talk to your friend?#Mike; putting on zombie makeup: Nah#Anyways. I am once again wondering why the hell people insist that Pac / Mike / Richas are dead#it's not even the angst-lovers it's also just randos who keep insisting this and I'm like#*violently shakes them by the collar* DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE SERIES???#I know we were all kinda :/ towards the end because of everything that was going on but#just because you missed a stream that doesn't mean your perception of canon is correct#Though I will agree that the whole ''Cucurucho / the Federation sealed away the Eggs'' thing is dumb#and I personally don't read that as canon#but that's because of all the outside stuff going on at the time#but in terms of purely canon story-related things I'm still baffled at the things people will completely disregard for the hell of it#Confident ignorance#Arguing about certain story choices? Sure I can respect that#Flat out refusing to say a thing happened period? Baffling#Anyways that's my rant for today. I was working on that edit again#still trying to figure out how I want to present it
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the mini-culture shock i got from going from Reddit to Tumblr was so much
When i first made my acc i was really hesitant to post anything Byler related because i was afraid the Byler Community was like 30 people and everyone else were Mexicanfoodtruck shippers
I fully expected to be like, cursed out and sent hate for posting Byler stuff :( Reddit sucks man :( why are they so mean
#reddit is mean#not even kidding#i was fully prepared to just delete my acc#the second i got any negative comments#which def says smth abt me#thank you guys#for being nice :)#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#byler#mike x will#will x mike#void's dumb shit
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i (guy with a younger sister and brother) understand michael afton more than the rest of you ever will
#/silly#just did a goddamn deep dive on fnaf lore. never played a game#iām just incapable of being normal about older brother characters#every older brother has done some mean spirited prank.#itās a dick move but itās also a dumb joke from childhood#if my shitty teasing of my little sister had gotten her killed?#mike is pretty stable for that#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton
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can you be robbed of something if it never actually existed. anyway we were robbed of villain zoey
#and villain/hero zoke. if you even care#but seriously okay okay listen. there was fan art of this somewhere and I canāt find it I am NOT the one who invented this#do not give my dumb ass credit#but LISTEN. LISTEN#pretentious hipster āliked them b4 it was coolā āname five of their albumsā indie chick zoey#with her fuckin. thrifted clothes and her stick and poke tattoos and oat milk lattes. and pronouns#who looks at the game basically like Scott would#but Mike? Mike is the exact same#heās literally just like āahheeehahhhehe girl pretty :)ā and is head over heels from the minute he sees her#and sheās very aware of this and sees Mike as a pawn she can use and manipulate to her advantage#and then dump when theyāre near the finale#but!!!!! and hereās the kicker#she actually develops feelings for him a little bit but sheāll never admit it#also in all-stars villain zoey and mal would be mlm/wlw hostility#like the entire season#i canāt decide if Mal would reveal himself immediately or play along to keep Zoey from eliminating him#because I could absolutely see him confronting her like āalright you might have everyone else fooled but I see right through youā#and her being like āwell what are you gonna do about it :3ā and this goes on all season with both of them dodging elims#basically Bowie and Julia before Bowie and Julia
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The thing about the fall of the house of usher is that like. I think Mike Flanagan is a great character writer but... somehow maybe not a very good horror writer? Which I know is an insane take given his body of work but like. He's great with suspense, but when that tension finally breaks, at least in Usher, it tends to feel kind of... stupid rather than scary.
Which means you're watching all of these interesting, horrible people play off of one another in excellent ways, portrayed by excellent actors, as they unerringly make their ways towards extremely obviously telegraphed and kind of stupid deaths.
#the whole episode w Camilla where she's obviously about to get chimp attack killed#& you're sitting there watching her be a slimy media personality spinning her brother's death for clout#& like you're mourning already not because she doesn't deserve to die#but because you know something dumb is about to happen to her & the show is about to become a bit less interesting#because she'll be gone#i know mike Flanagan is on here so on the off chance he sees this like. no shade man genuinely big fan of your work#it's alive!#the fall of the house of usher#i guess this blog is just like. the place I'm bitchy about media now#it's like a frustrating viewing experience because the good parts are SO fucking good#& the actors are so good & watching them play off each other is SO good.#and then something really really dumb will happen. and you're like. oh. right.#oh no I wonder if the tanks in the roof of this building that was condemned for being full of dangerous chemicals#will in fact be full of dangerous chemicals that will kill everybody#oh they were? wow!#it's not even a Hitchcock'the audience knows there is a bomb but the characters don't' think it's just like.#you're just kind of waiting for it to be over so you can go back to the interesting stuff.
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i donāt think iāll ever get why ppl hate mike and el so much as a romantic pairing, and even more so why ppl think that mike and el canāt or shouldnāt be friends... like i understand not thinking theyāre good for each other, i agree with that, so they shouldnāt be together romantically in canon, but just... so much hate for them?? is so weird??? and dumb?? like what a lameass thing to get up in a twist about..... like... for why
canāt help but think that, for a group of people who wants mike to be happy so so so badly, the folks who hate on his relationship with el sure seem to not care about his feelings
#and i while i understand the 'the shippers are awful so i hate it by extension' why dont u just... ignore it lmao#like. it's a thing that happens in the show. theyre dating. they love each other. why not just be neutral about it ?#not saying you HAVE to like it or that you HAVE to be neutral about it#but there's so SO much vitriolic hate for these two child characters and their silly romance like. grow up maybe lmao?#anyway. just thinking about it bc i guess ppl are talking abt how mike and el shouldnt be friends or smthn dumb#and for what their relationship is. despite them not being compatible. it's not the Most Awful Relationship In The World. so why care#i say things#stranger things //
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Happy b-day, Will.Ā
Today ended up being one big gay win for me.
#my crush was being very obviously jealousĀ and trying to get my attention ANY TIME I even so much as LOOKED at someone else all day#I wanted to call him out- I chickened#and all our friends bailed on us so it was just the two of us the entiretyĀ of lunch#he was so giving Mike Wheeler#Zap rambles#Zaps dumb gay anecdotes
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as an impulse-driven person who is prone to pure hedonism when i have free time to myself-- it's a rather blessing curse that all of my vices i allow myself provide me with a tasteful side of severe physical discomfort
#i smoked after being badly sisck as a treat and i got fucking nasty SMOKERS LUNG!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKER'S COUGH!!!!!!!!! not good. horrible.#the gunk is never ending and i know that shit lowers my immune system#and drinking. oh drinking. the first few sips is oooh fun aha drink. the 4th SIP of my mike's harder lemonade. instant headache.#it's happening currently right now. my screen is as dark and orange as it goes and i shoudl just go to sleep i have a dumb garbage drink#i will have to just dispose of later >>:( well maybe now because i think the smell of it is headachig me too#also i hate eating until im so full i feel dead when i smoke and i hate HATE nausea when i drink so excess is also prohibited#anyways. my body........................................................#my mind says ehe take the drug have fun and my body sayd PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT DO THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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