#Just Egg is gr8

[puffplantbasedcooking]

BREAKFAST SANDWICH

FUNFACT, I worked at a Dunkin's for three and a half years and never ate a breakfast sandwich there. I have not had a breakfast that I can remember until about two weeks ago.

Why did I never allow myself this masterpiece? Because I'm dumb and honestly, not super big on breakfast and I have to be in the mood for sandwiches.

There's two ways that I've made this, but only one has been approved by someone with a non-sensitive tummy.

What do I need?

Some kind of bread. I use everything bagels

Hash browns - either the patty or shredded

Cheese - I use Chao because I like the appeal of american cheese, but whatever works here

"Meat" - I have used both beyond breakfast sausage and tempah, but I'm only going over sausage here

Just Egg

Garlic powder

Onion powder

Paprika

Salt

Pepper

Parsley

Turmeric

Condiments if desired - I put a thin layer of mayo on the bagel to help keep everything in place

Sauce if desired - I also add syrup onto the "meat"

I have no specific measurements for the spices, because even if I just made it, it was a lot of "maybe this OH NO THAT'S TOO MUCH COMPENSATE COMPENSATE" when cooking. It's entirely to taste, and what I used to use when I did eat eggs.

What do I do?

I cheat - I have an air fryer and a toaster oven. Hash browns in the air fryer, and I toast the bagel at the same time.

Bagel is cooked to whatever desired crispyness is

Hash browns - in this case, the patties, are 20 minutes total in the air fryer, and I flip them after 10 minutes to cook evenly

If cooking sausage, I use butter instead of oil for the taste and it just makes me feel more like I'm just a regular guy cooking a regular breakfast.

I have ADHD so I do all of these at once and try to time it exactly. I put the bagel on the plate, put condiments on it, and then flip the hash brown

The sausage should be cooked while you're doing all this, flipping it again pressing as needed. Once it's cooked, put it on the plate to side if you're like me, or use it as the base of the inside. I also add a little bit of syrup on the top for some extra flavor, and also, because I like maple.

Add more butter to the pan! Not a lot, but enough to make sure the Just Egg can cook properly

Pour the Just Egg in and SEASON. I go hard with seasoning, but don't overdo it on the turmeric! It's only for color!

While the egg is cooking, get the cheese ready, and make sure you have everything you need

Flip the egg once it's ready and let it cook on the other side. If you're lucky, the hash brown will be done and you can add that to the bagel

Flip the egg! Put the cheese on it, and if possible, cover the pan for about 30 seconds to let the cheese melt

Once it's all set, add it to the sandwich!

CONSUME

I have no picture at the moment for this one, as I get too excited and eat it too quickly. It's a good thing to make, it takes about 20 minutes, and is a decent breakfast to get you through the day! Whenever I make this now, I have to make another one for one of my roommates because he loves it.

i've been toying with tempah recently, trying to get the right texture and crispiness for "bacon", but falling short. Once I figure that out, BLTs, here I come! And I guess, bacon breakfast sandwiches too.

[nommedtail]

oh so dunkin food just. has that icky aftertaste huh

[safyresky]

i'm not even joking, i'm very upset about the choco milk iced capp thing I am literally replying to the email like HE SAID HE NO PICKLES except it's me saying I SAID CHOCOLATE MILK AT 8AM, JESSICA (literally)

It's not a mean email, I know she's just doing her job and such, like, I get it. customer service. It;s just. IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK, JESSICA

[gay-dorito-dust]

hii there is a lack of maws clark fics imo so im here asking if you could write something like waking up with him and he tries to cook breakfast but his clumsiness takes over him? anw i love your writing sm,, have a gr8 dayyy

Upon waking up to an empty, semi-cold bed that of which Clark usually occupies, followed by a series of noises coming from the kitchen, you were soon enough lured out of bed and dressed in one of Clark’s shirts and some sweats before trudging down the hallway that felt to have continuously stretched out before you and unto eternity for your poor foggy brain.

That was until you had found yourself stood at the entrance to the kitchen, where you were facing down Clark’s broad back as he threw himself headfirst into partaking in the ever so serious task everyone had to face after waking up; making breakfast. It’s cute watching Clark as he cautiously attempts to crack eggs into a pan without getting any shell remnants in the yolk, you didn’t need to get a look at his face, because you could already envision the furrow in his brows and the look of absolute concentration that would’ve been evident within his beautiful blue eyes; Hell, you wouldn’t be surprised if the tip of his tongue was absentmindedly sticking out from the corner of his mouth!

You’ve told Clark time and time again that he needn’t worry about breakfast and that you’ll make it or get something while you were out, but you happen to find that Clark is a persistent man when it comes to help making life a bit easier for you, even when you didn’t necessarily need him to. You didn’t believe yourself worthy of Clark’s golden heart but yet he was the one who gifted it to you, with nothing but the sweetest smile upon his face, speckled with the crumbs of the sweets he had prior as he asks for your permission in keeping your heart safe; In regards as to where you were now, it was obvious that you responded to his confession in kind.

‘What’s cooking, handsome?’ You said, your voice cutting through the silence.

‘Ah!’ Clark exclaimed, taken aback by your suddenness but as he jolted, the egg in his careful hand was soon crushed into of bits regarding shell, egg and yolk, whereas the handle to the pan he was once holding so steadily was now easily snapped off from the rest of it; leaving the eggs that were already in the pan to cook on the hot stove without a means of getting it off safely. Clark looked like the spitting image of an upset puppy dog upon seeing how quickly his perfect breakfast suddenly become…imperfect. He just wanted to treat you for everything you’ve done for him but with his powers, even the most minuscule task was a difficultly when having to actively make an attempt in not breaking things. However he was still coming to terms with his powers, but slowly but surly he will one day have a firmer understanding over them to the point where breaking appliances and the like will become less commonplace.

‘I am…well…was in the process of making you breakfast until…well…you know.’ Clark sighed, gesturing with an arm to pathetic attempt at breakfast, his head hung low against his chest. You smiled sympathetically. ‘Hey big guy.’ You started as you walked over to him, holding his face up by the cheeks, stroking your thumbs across the skin there reassuringly, ‘no need to go beating yourself up about these things. For all things considered, it smelt so delicious that it had me getting up out of our warm bed. Which is already a feet worth celebrating.’ Clark chuckled as he burrows his face into your hands as his own took to bringing you closer to him.

‘I guess, but still I wanted to do something nice for you.’ He utters and you couldn’t help but huff. ‘You do enough for me already, Clark. We’re a team, let me help you and do my share of the heavy lifting now and then.’ You tell him, pressing a kiss to his nose, ‘but firstly we should probably clean this up.’ You pull away to gesture to the broken pan still on the stove, alongside the countertops that were a mess with empty egg cartons from Clark’s previous attempts at cracking eggs and possible pancake batter.

Clark’s embarrassed chuckle filled your ears as he was coming to terms that maybe being in the kitchen wasn’t his strong suit to begin with. ‘Yeah. I second that idea.’

[tickletastic]

High Horses and Trojan Ones Too

Fandom: Top Gun: Maverick

Ship: N/A (could be read as pre-slash Hangster)

Summary: Days after the mission, The Dagger Squad has decided to stay a week with Maverick before going off to visit their own families. Though Hangman and Rooster have made up, Hangman feels as though there are still some roadblocks between them, so he takes some advice from Phoenix. (Dialogue inspired by this prompt)

Warnings: sickeningly sweet

The morning had been pretty quiet, most of the Daggers being away from Mav’s. Phoenix and Bob had gone grocery shopping for snacks and things that Mav had run low on since seemingly adopting the squad. Javy had gone to get a book from Barnes & Noble, apparently his favourite author had released a new one some time during the mission and he was only now finding the time to grab it. The rest of the squad, Jake wasn’t sure of. 

Well, except for shirtless Bradley Bradshaw making eggs at Mav’s stove.

Jake awkwardly clears his throat when he enters the kitchen, and Bradley whips around, ceasing the humming he had previously been doing while stirring the eggs. 

"Bet those are the crunchiest eggs ever made,” Jake quips, grabbing a piece of bacon off the island, “do you even know how to cook, Bradshaw?”

Bradley scoffs, rolling his eyes as he watches Jake chew the bacon, “I have you know, I am an excellent chef.”

“If I asked Mav would he say the same?” Jake asks, eyebrow raised.

“Why would you ask Mav?” Bradley asks, head tilted. 

“I mean, he’s like your dad.” Jake laughs.

“Seresin,” Rooster grits, jaw suddenly tense, “what did I say about talking about my dad?”

Jake’s eyebrows shoot up and he stammers out an apology that seemingly falls on deaf ears. He gets up from where he had sat at the island in favour of walking to the living room, regretting the previous interaction. He shoots Phoenix a text, asking her if she has any solid advice on how to lessen the tension between himself and Rooster. She responds immediately.

Tash: Hi Hangman!! It’s Bob :)))

Tash: Phoenix is driving but she said “I’ve known Roos for a long ass time, and sometimes his panties just get in a twist, there’s nothing you can do but let him realize he’s being a baby.”

Hangman texts back, letting out a sigh.

Bagman: it’s not just this time, he kind of always assumes the worst with me, is there a way to get him to lighten up with me? 

Bagman: i already feel like an ass for bringing up his dad during training

Bagman: i don’t know why, but i just need him to know that i’m trying to be better, and i care about him

Once again, almost as soon as they saw his typing bubble stop they were ready to shoot him a response. 

Tash: Still Bob!

Tash: Who knew you were such a softie?

Tash: Tash said “there is one thing; he’s really ticklish. It makes him a little embarrassed, but he feels connected with people when they tickle him, it’s like a play-fighting thing.”

Bagman: tickling? tash, we are 2 adult men

Tash: She said “just trust me, Bagman.”

Jake grins to himself, and, just as he’s about to put his phone down, it pings again. 

Tash: One more thing; Tash said go for his tummy last.

Bagman: gr8, will do ;)

Just as Jake goes to put his phone down again, Bradley walks into the room, placing a plate on the coffee table in front of Jake before sitting down next to him on the couch, his own plate in hand. Bradley puts his own plate down and breathes in like he’s gonna speak, but remains silent.

A minute of thick silence passes them before Bradley finally breathes in to speak again. “Jake, I,”

“I’m sorry,” Jake interrupts, finally meeting Bradley’s eyes.

“No, no,” Bradley shakes his head, “no, this one’s on me.” 

Bradley awkwardly fiddles with his hands, taking a minute to collect his thoughts. 

“You were right when you said I’m kind of always on my high horse,” Bradley says as Jake laughs, “don’t laugh! You can be an asshole too.”

Jake grins, “I know, I know. But I’m trying not to be.”

“I know, trust me, I see that, Jake, I do,” Bradley scrambles out, putting a hand on Jake’s knee. “I shouldn’t have snapped at you, I know you didn’t mean it any way, it’s just between the comment at Top Gun and the whole thing with Mav... I was just being a little reactionary.” 

“Well, apology accepted, pretty boy,” Jake smiles, sending Bradley a wink.

Bradley goes pink, and he can’t help but break eye contact. They’re silent for another beat before Bradley finally concludes his apology, “and, well, you were right.”

“Don’t I know it and aren’t I always?” Jake says, southern twang on full display, “now, why don’t we see if this knocks you down off that high horse?”

“What do you- Jahahake, whahahahat the hehehehell?” Bradley screeches out at Jake manages to poke his ribs until he’s stuck in the corner of the couch, unable to escape Jake’s tickly fingers. “Thahahat tihihickles!”

“Uh, duh, Rooster,” Jake says with an over-exaggerated eye roll, “had to figure out some way to humble you.”

Rooster giggles, trying to flip himself over and failing hopelessly. He tries to grab for Jake’s hands, but his erratic movements are too much for Rooster’s tickle-addled reflexes. “Stahahap! Jahahake nohoho!”

“No can do, buckaroo, the doctor called for the full treatment,” Jake teases, noting how Bradley’s ears turn pink, “damn, you squirm harder than a rodeo bull.”

“ahahare youhohou- ahahare yohohou reheheally mahahaking Texhahahas refeeheherences?” Bradley laughs, arching when Jake gets a spot at the bottom of his spine. 

“Best state,” Jake says, a coo on the tip of his tongue as he watches Rooster giggle himself pink, “they say everythin’s bigger there, but something tells me that your laugh is about to be the biggest of all.”

Jake’s fingers dart all the way up to Rooster’s armpits, causing the other man to squeal, shaking his head back and forth. 

“Oh, you think this is bad?” Jake says, “this is only the start of my hands’ journey.”

He spiders in Bradley’s armpits before going lower, tasering his ribs. Bradley snorts whenever Jake hits a particularly bad one, squealing when he hits others. It’s like music, in a way. The cutest music that Jake’s ever heard. 

Once Jakes gets bored of that, he goes down to knead Bradley’s sides, which causes the other man to scream, trying to kick his legs out, arms going everywhere. “FUHUHUCK! JAHAHAKE PLEHEHEASE!”

“Don’t worry, Roos,” Jake smiles, sincere and lacking any of his usual smugness, “we’re almost at the grande finale.”

Jake moves his hand to hover just over Rooster’s tummy, shaped like a claw and lowering menacingly every few seconds. 

“No! nohoho! Jahahake dohohont!” Bradley pleads as he tries to both catch his breath and stop Jake’s hand. “I cahahan’t! Ihihi’ll dihihie!”

“You’re not gonna die, idiot,” Jake laughs, “but you might wish you did.”

Bradley’s laughter descends into silence when Jake’s hand starts to claw in circles around his belly button. He wheezes everytime he has enough air to audibly laugh, quickly descending again into silence. When Jake finally gets his belly button, tears prick from his eyes, laughter coming on loudly in bouts.

“UHUHUNCLE!” He screeches when he gets enough air to plead. Jake stops, giggling at the sight of Bradley, red-faced and smiley, trying to breathe as much air as possible. 

When Bradley finally recovers, panting only slightly, he glares at Jake, “you’re evil.”

“That’s the goal, Roos, and I’m damn good at it.” Jake smiles, winking.

Rooster gets up from the couch, walking towards the kitchen. 

“Where are you goin’?” Hangman asks, watching Rooster stop at the entryway. 

“Just got to do somethin’, that’s all,” Bradley responds with a shrug. 

“What about the food?” Hangman asks, “you’re not going to grace me with your presence?” 

“Ive got a call to make,” Bradley grins, devilish and chilling, “to Javy.”

“Oh no you don’t,” Jake shouts, chasing Bradley out of the room.

[dr-cameron]

well well well just saw a thirteen gif and i am in love. oh and i queued up 2 more gifs cuz i dont wanna post my eggs all at one basket. gonna cont rewatching house to keep me sane while watching keira knightley's filmography and You (the stalker show dude).

hope everyone at ppth is having a good time knowing winter break is coming, make sure to make plans with friends and be safe from the cold! i got the morning sniffles 2 days ago & i couldnt respond to anons question cuz i was too light headed.

thats all from me hope yall r doing gr8 rn. love ya mwah

[bbboar]

@boogerwookiesugarcookie asked me to answer ALL of the end of year asks so here we go! Thanks Naja!

Going to put it under a readmore bcs long

1.Song of the year? Dream Girl Evil by Florence and the Machine So nice of Miss Florence to make a song thats not only a bop but also specifically the theme song for my oc Hydrangea

2.Album of the year? I don't listen to many full albums but for me it would have to be a tie between Give me the Future by Bastille and Impera by Ghost 3.Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year? Ghost 4.Movie of the year? Everything Everywhere All At Once! Like i don't even need to think about it. Unlike anything ive ever seen, so interesting and heartwearming. Excellent performances and costuming 5.TV show of the year? Oh man this one is touh bcs i had 3 shows ive been obsessed with this year…. Our Flag Means Death, Severance or Interview with the Vampire 6.Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you? Not defined the year but the best ep of anything ive seen this year was the the season finale ep of Severance. It was so excellent at keeping up the tension for the entirety of the ep. I was pacing and yelling and restless for the full length of it. Just amazing storytelling of everything coming to a head and the editing...my god!!!

7.Favorite actor of the year? I don't care that much about actors to have a fave of the year 8.Game of the year? I was a teenage exocolonist. Just finished my 4rth playthrough and i think i may have 2 more in me bc i want to see different outcomes/choices 9.Best month for you this year? Idk they sorta all blend into one? But December is when i have 2 weeks off work and also the weather is beautiful and sunny so im going to say that and not think about it too much.

10.Something that made you cry this year? A friend was never available to see me despite my multiple attempts to meet up and even though i didnt mind for a lot of it, eventually it started hurting my feelings. 11.Something you want to do again next year? Go on a mini vacation. I took a week off work to visit friends in Tasmania and i think i would be nice to visit some other place next year as well. 12.Talk about a new friend you made this year? I think we'd chatted a little on twitter and also possibly met irl once? But anyway yeah i formally met and befiended the partner of a friend and we rly got along! 13.How was your birthday this year? I went to this super expensive viking themed restaurant ive wanted to go to since 2019! Food, drinks, service, all excellent. I was dressed to the nines in my sequin dress and after i went for a little night walk around the city. It was gr8! 14.Favorite book you read this year? A nobleman's guide to scandals and shipwrecks by Mackenzi Lee. The Montague siblings series is such easy reading for me so i had a fun time! 15.What’s a bad habit you picked up this year? Forgetting to take my acne medication but i also took steps to prevent that so were good now 16.Post a picture from the beginning of the year Actually the first pic i took in 2022

17.Post a picture from the end of the year

Food from yesterday (27/12/22)

18.A memorable meal this year? Oh i already mentioned my birthday dinner so instead ill mention the brunch i made for my friends when i visited them in Tasmania.I was going to make eggs, bacon, homemade flatbread and some other stuff but my time management was off and it took me sooo long to make everything.In the end it was more like a lunch than brunch^^; But everyone was so patient with me and in the end the food was yummy and everyone liked it and we played dnd and had a great time :) 19.What’re you excited about for next year? Going to be getting a new phone and also....idk i havent made any big plans but i look forward to the little moments of joy and indulgence that will come. 20.What’s something you learned this year? Im sure theres life stuff i learned but what im psyched about is learning how to make scones. Its so freakin easy!!! 21.What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year? After living here for about a year,i decided to finally put shit up on the walls of my room.Paintings and fairy lights and i plan on having a little colection of magpie prints too.It rly lifted my mood and brightened up the space. 22.Favorite place you visited this year? Oh man i was just stoked to visit Tasmania and see friends! I need to travel more bcs i love seeing new places. 23.If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be? Do not catastrophise when someone upsets you. Just sleep on it and then act. People sometimes are stupid and thoughtless,not secretly malicious. 24.Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions? I usually have a few and some years i end up completing them, other years i dont. This year my only resolution is to comment on people's art more. Thats fucken it. 25.Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one. Many actually bcs aside from various ocs, i run some trp games where i make 10+ npcs for. I guess one would be Winnie an npc i made for a game who i put so little thought in. Like i needed a character to fullfill a certain role so i recycled an old oc design and gave her like 2 personalty traits. Then though as we played, we all ended up liking her way more than id planned so anyway now she's in the queue to be an upcoming pc for a dnd campaign (with a slight redesign)

[lovelyabyss]

comfort dashboard game uwu owo oo wow (tagged by @exmoth) comfort movie(s):

bedknobs and broomsticks maybe? i mean, i love it to bits but haven't really seen it in years bc who tf owns vhs anymore. there's something great about mixed media movies with the live-action and animation, and the practical effects esp the finale. *chefs kiss*

v for vendetta - probs should revive the watching on the 5th tradition i had prior to the end times but it's not really what id call a comfort film tbh? just honorable mention i guess

comfort food:

egg rice fersho- sunny-side up mixed with shoyu and rice, good shit.

supreme pizza- the lazy fuck's choice of all your major food groups

some chicken tendies are good now and then

comfort show(s):

star trek tng, ds9, voyager gets a special mention but not really. ds9 is by far my fave star trek bc of all the complexity of it, and it's somewhat less cheesy than tng? not real sure how to describe, havent watched any in ages. enterprise is nice but ive only just finished the whole thing

leverage is gr8 too bc thw whole robinhood thing but i havent watched recently

comfort clothing:

wide neck shirts made of thin airy cloth- which is why i love and miss my old wornout tshirts now that i cant even handle anything above 80 f, fuck im old and tired

hoodies but only when the temps 76 or below and i know im gon be there longer than an hour or two

i miss my old gi pants bc they were like airy capris rip

comfort songs:

kataomoi - aimer -always help ground me and restore me from motion sickness and bad feels. steady beats and soft vocals are the best rad. p sure this is my only remaining constant bc otherwise i just go thru new shit like every couple weeks until the good chemical hormones wear out on em

comfort games:

runescape (rs3 and osrs) - can't go wrong with a classic. first real online game i played and i always come back to it, dont think i can go back any further really

pokemon sapphire and emerald, also pearl - intro'd to sapphire around the same time as rs, wayyy back in the day, love pokemon to this day. pearl was a lot later on but damn, good games. sapphire was the gateway, emerald was a rejuvenation of my love for the franchise- moving animations when they came out in battle, trading, shinies, the battle frontier, fuck yeah. miss those days gaming.

idk who to tag no one else i know besides the frend who tagged me is really a mutual and active lmao

[barerii]

Made some fried eggs and rice for breakfast ✨️🍳

(Waffling on a bit below here lel)

So, I deal with AuDHD as well as probably a slew of other issues that I haven'thad diagnosed (or prob never will bc lol healthcare systems r gr8). They affect my day to day life and I have struggled a lot to get some semblance of a routine in place, to make things not feel as ass to get through.

One big thing used to be that I would struggle to eat breakfast in the morning. While I still do struggle a bit, I am quite proud that I've consistently made myself the same sort of breakfast every morning even when I haven't taken my meds yet! Since I cook my rice in bulk for days at a time, I can just grab a serving and chuck it in a frypan to saute with some oil or cholesterol-lowering spread and season or just microwave it if I'm having a particularly bad energy day. I also have a sensitive stomach and not long got diagnosed with GERD, so eating anything super processed first thing in the morning does not end well for me either lol.

I've recently also been adding sauteed and chopped up mushroom before reheating my rice and has been super tasty. :)

[pesterloglog]

Aranea Serket, John Egbert, Vriska Serket

Act 6, page 5982-6008

ARANEA: Anyway, where was I?

JOHN: the heroine story ends and the villain story begins.

JOHN: i think...

ARANEA: Yes, that's right.

ARANEA: It is with the predomin8tion of her son that our heroine's story ends, and the story of our villain 8egins.

ARANEA: 8ut as we all know, 8eginnings are not always so easy to pinpoint in paradox space.

ARANEA: One could say his story 8egan the day he claimed immortality. Or the moment his 8eing was inexplica8ly confined to a juju, allowing him access to any realm in which his vessel would capriciously materialize.

ARANEA: 8ut for the sake of linearity, we may as well say his story 8egan the day he and his sister hatched.

ARANEA: When a cheru8 hatches, the two undeveloped personalities mingle together in the same 8ody. There is not yet a clear division 8etween the two.

ARANEA: It will then consume the egg shell for the vital nutrients it contains. The sugary snack is irresisti8le to the starving wiggler.

ARANEA: Once it finishes its first meal, the two personalities will 8e pulled apart for good, and the child will pup8.

ARANEA: The two halves then 8egin vacill8ting with their sleep cycles, as I descri8ed.

ARANEA: As you might expect, the female child was as cheerful and friendly as could 8e.

ARANEA: She took after her mother in every way. At least, the way her mother used to 8e, long 8efore she was hardened 8y centuries of isol8tion and o8sessive pursuit of justice.

ARANEA: And to just as little surprise, the male child was an insuffera8le 8rat.

ARANEA: It is just as well that cheru8 parents a8andon their offspring. Raising such a child 8y the familial standards of any race would 8e a monumental challenge.

ARANEA: Nevertheless, it would seem there were those who tried.

ARANEA: Details in my research suggest our villain had a num8er of acolytes oper8ting in the shadows, preparing for his arrival.

ARANEA: We will pro8a8ly never know who these scurrilous conspir8tors were. 8ut it is evident that at some point the cheru8 was locked in a room, either out of exasper8tion, or for its own good, until it was old enough to enter the session.

ARANEA: The children were left with everything a young cheru8 could ever want. Meat, candy, computers, a lifetime supply of special stardust, and of course their precious jujus.

ARANEA: The acolytes had clearly gone to gr8 lengths to harvest such items from all over the cosmos, so they could lavish their young master with gifts.

ARANEA: They may have 8een prisoners, yes. 8ut if you ask me, these children were very spoiled.

ARANEA: While the female was preparing for a colla8or8tive approach to the game, the male was plotting furiously against her. He never had any intention of working with her.

ARANEA: As far as he was concerned, the game was his and his alone to conquer.

ARANEA: One day, he put his plan into motion. He had his sister's dream self assassin8ted on Prospit.

ARANEA: The next time she went to sleep, she would never wake up again. When her 8rother woke up, he 8ecame the sole occupant of the 8ody.

ARANEA: He then freed himself from his chains, and launched the session 8y himself.

ARANEA: 8ut this game was never meant to 8e played solo.

ARANEA: Its format is inherently cooper8tive. The diversity of players, the com8in8tion of their efforts and aspects, this is what awakens the true cre8tive potential of the game. Without them, a session will wither and die.

ARANEA: If one enters alone, it completely alters the nature of the game. It changes its purpose.

ARANEA: For a solo player, a challenging quest 8ecomes an insurmounta8le one. A reward of infinite promise 8ecomes a 8oon far more sinister.

ARANEA: The gauntlet which the player must overcome is seemingly designed to 8e impossi8le. For all intents and purposes, it is not actually a game at all. It is a death sentence for any player foolish enough to accept the challenge.

ARANEA: 8ut it 8ears repeating.

ARANEA: This was very special cheru8.

ARANEA: He entered what is called a dead session.

ARANEA: This qualifies as 8oth a null and void session, 8ut is even less than either of those. Compared to a typical session, it is almost unrecogniza8le.

ARANEA: 8efore the game 8egins, Skaia is 8lotted out with a dark layer of clouds. Its light is extinguished for good.

ARANEA: There is no planet w8ting for the player in the medium.

ARANEA: So instead, he 8rought it with him.

ARANEA: 8ut when he arrived, there was no heroic journey for him to em8ark on.

ARANEA: There was nothing. No sprite, no consorts, no underlings.

ARANEA: The land had no name.

ARANEA: Those things all needed to 8e unlocked.

ARANEA: To unlock his true quest, he was forced to undergo a series of excruci8tingly tedious trials.

ARANEA: Only then would the way to the planet's core 8e revealed. There, he would consult with the most monstrous denizen of all.

ARANEA: And while such trials might discourage most players from even trying, our villain's response was quite the contrary.

ARANEA: He was only em8oldened 8y the mind num8ing chores. He took to them with gusto, as if performing them out of spite.

ARANEA: With perseverance, he found the final door and unlocked it.

ARANEA: W8ting for him on the other side was a terri8le creature named Yalda8aoth.

ARANEA: His denizen would allow him a 8rief audience. One just long enough for him to make The Choice.

ARANEA: No denizen has ever 8een mistaken for pleasant company. 8ut the self-proclaimed god of all monsters is notoriously inhospita8le to his players.

ARANEA: His choices are known for their wild extremes.

ARANEA: And to this player, in this session, he offered his most extreme choice of all.

ARANEA: It was the choice 8etween a path of conquest, and a path of sacrifice.

ARANEA: 8ut this is putting it lightly.

ARANEA: In a tongue only his player could understand, he descri8ed what the path of the martyr entailed.

ARANEA: In short, it involved nothing.

ARANEA: The player chooses to walk away from the tempt8tion of power. To surrender all am8ition, and to welcome death.

ARANEA: In exchange for this pledge comes a promise. The player's sacrifice is assured to 8enefit all who will ever live.

ARANEA: In death, the player would later 8e in the position to help 8ring an end to a force of unfathoma8le evil and destruction.

ARANEA: A force which was unleashed, for instance, 8y someone who once opted for the other choice.

ARANEA: Yalda8aoth then descri8ed what it meant to choose the path of the conqueror.

ARANEA: It was a path for a more active player, to 8e sure. The player's mettle as a conquering force would 8e tested directly, and repeatedly.

ARANEA: One 8y one, he would have to conquer and destroy a num8er of planets spawned for him in the session. Each would 8e more difficult than the last.

ARANEA: After destroying them all, his true land would 8ecome unlocked.

ARANEA: He would then return to face his denizen again, and defeat him in com8at.

ARANEA: If successful, his reward would 8e unprecedented.

ARANEA: He would receive the 8oon of unconditional immortality, where resurrection would not 8e linked with the just or heroic nature of death.

ARANEA: It is unclear how this 8oon would 8e awarded, since to my knowledge it is 8eyond even the a8ility of a denizen to allow this.

ARANEA: 8ut through whatever mechanism the 8oon is 8estowed, immortality is only the 8eginning.

ARANEA: The player is somehow also im8ued with a limitless supply of power. Enough to destroy anything he wanted, for as long as he wanted.

ARANEA: And knowing the villain of our story, anything he wanted would be everything. And as long as he wanted would be forever.

ARANEA: Yes, knowing our villain, the choice he would make is quite clear.

ARANEA: Knowing him, in fact, proves it could hardly 8e considered a choice at all.

ARANEA: It was at this point the real game would 8egin.

ARANEA: Skaia would undergo a dramatic transform8tion, 8ecoming even darker and heavier.

ARANEA: Soon it would 8ecome a very massive solid sphere. It would 8egin to gener8 heat within due to rising density.

ARANEA: The surface would 8egin to crack.

ARANEA: The resulting explosion is known as the First 8r8k.

ARANEA: From the primordial 8last would emerge fifteen planets for the player to conquer.

ARANEA: They would scatter and ricochet at high velocity 8efore settling into or8it in the medium.

ARANEA: The 8r8k is a very violent phenomenon though. Not all planets will necessarily clear the 8last 8efore the Skaian de8ris settles into its final st8.

ARANEA: The vast amount of resulting matter then collapses into a 8lack hole.

ARANEA: Its gravit8tional pull is tremendous. Any o8ject within range will 8e sucked in and destroyed.

ARANEA: Those planets which settle into or8it will 8e safe, for the time 8eing.

ARANEA: 8ut in the case of our villain's session, three of the planets did not make it and fell 8ack into the hole.

ARANEA: This was a very lucky 8r8k for him!

ARANEA: It meant that he would only have to conquer twelve planets instead.

ARANEA: This 8it of good fortune could very well have 8een the difference which allowed him to overcome a nearly impossi8le challenge.

ARANEA: His task was to destroy all of these planets in order, each within a time allowance that gets shorter with every planet.

ARANEA: To destroy a planet, first it must 8e conquered.

ARANEA: He would have to overcome all forces of resistance on the planet, and ultim8tely defeat whatever powerful underling ruled there.

ARANEA: Then, much like he did to unlock the quest in the first place, he would have to travel to the planet's core.

ARANEA: There he would retrieve a 8om8, and return to the surface.

ARANEA: If he did not accomplish this in time, the 8om8 would deton8 in the core, and the game would 8e lost automatically.

ARANEA: The 8om8 is not powerful enough to destroy the planet alone.

ARANEA: In fact, its purpose is not to damage the planet at all, 8ut to move it.

ARANEA: So he must 8ring it to a design8ted loc8tion on the surface.

ARANEA: When it explodes, the planet will 8e knocked out of or8it, and sucked into the hole.

ARANEA: Of course he must make sure he has moved on to the next planet 8efore this happens!

ARANEA: He repeats this process for each planet until they are all gone.

ARANEA: There is one caveat though. He must skip the eighth planet.

ARANEA: If he sinks that one 8efore any of the others, it will result in the destruction of the entire session.

ARANEA: Thus it must 8e the final planet he conquers.

ARANEA: Upon destroying the eighth planet, his true land will reveal itself.

ARANEA: The dead planet will come to life, and there he must prepare for 8attle with his denizen.

ARANEA: He may sharpen his com8at skills, craft new weaponry, anything he can do to improve his chances against a very powerful endgame foe.

ARANEA: Fortun8tely for him, he would not have to face the monster alone.

ARANEA: 8y then he will have accumul8ted a party of loyal minions.

ARANEA: With each planet he destroys, he will 8e awarded a new leprechaun follower.

ARANEA: Even if a planet was destroyed in the 8r8k, he will still 8e awarded that planet's leprechaun upon destroying the planet preceding it. Sort of like a two for one deal!

JOHN: wait.

JOHN: leprechauns??

ARANEA: Yes, John!

ARANEA: I'm delighted to see you have pounced on what is clearly the most interesting part of the story thus far.

ARANEA: Leprechauns are a fascin8ting mythical race, although there is some dispute among scholars as to whether they are actually a 8reed of gnome.

JOHN: ...

ARANEA: I can't say I 8lame you for 8eing speechless. There are no dou8t hundreds of questions swirling in your head at once a8out these wonderful creatures.

ARANEA: Where do I even 8egin? You must forgive me, I find it very difficult to resist going on at length a8out them. I just think they are so gr8.

ARANEA: For instance, I can and have given lectures for weeks at a time on their marvelous and widely varying magical a8ilities.

ARANEA: More intriguing yet would 8e any medium-to-longform harangue on the topic of their culture and customs, most of which revolve around luck.

ARANEA: 8ut most captiv8ting of all, and the su8ject upon which I will now assiduously expound, would 8e the positively scintill8ting su8ject of leprechaun romance.

ARANEA: The pro8lem is that when the su8ject of leprechaun romance is 8roached, our overly o8essive troll intellects instantly assume the most ingrati8ting posture of admir8tion imagina8le.

ARANEA: Which makes it hard! Hard to give it proper academic focus I mean, 8ecause of how gr8 it is.

ARANEA: 8ut we will do our 8est to understand regardless.

ARANEA: Trolls have only four forms of romance. And though we consider it a complic8ted su8ject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implic8tions for reproduction, it is ultim8tely a superficial slice of what leprechauns consider the full 8ody of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, quaternary concept. A concept usually denoted 8y four sym8ols.

ARANEA: <3 <3< <> o8<

ARANEA: Leprechaun romance is more complic8ted than that. Leprechaun romance needs nine sym8ols.

ARANEA: The nine quadrants of leprechaun romance are considera8ly more nuanced than our quaint notions of romance, and certainly more alien.

ARANEA: In fact, so conditioned is my own understanding of romance that I can't help 8ut refer to them as quadrants, when in fact they are not quadrants at all! They are referred to as charms.

ARANEA: One of the charms is characterized 8y romantic love, as understood 8y 8oth trolls and humans. 8ut after that, all 8ets are off. There is no division 8etween 8lack or red, concupiscent or conciliatory. Instead their charms comprise a spectral continuum of more su8tly varying types of relationships, most of which are esta8lished in mutual chicanery, such as the exchange of pranks, coy riddles, slapstick shenanigans, and games of chance. Furthermore, a pair of leprechauns is not limited to a single charm. A relationship may 8e defined 8y multiple charms at once! In fact, some of the most interesting relationships arise from exotic charm com8in8tions. A sta8le relationship consisting of three or more charms is called a trove. These advanced relationships are often viewed as the ideal end result for a romance, much the way certain pairing rituals are for humans.

ARANEA: No charm is specifically tied to procre8tion, though any type of relationship could 8egin waxing concupiscent if lady luck should so decide. Certain charm com8in8tions are known to 8e more conducive to fertility than others. If the leprechaun pair has 8een so 8lessed, they will 8egin an ela8orate coupling procedure culmin8ting in a lively m8ting jig. The jigs are specific to the charms of course, similar to how different kinds of music lend themselves to various styles of dance.

ARANEA: While their romance is endlessly captiv8ting, leprechaun reproduction may 8e the most interesting su8ject of all. Particularly from a perspective of detailed anatomical study, which I will get to shortly. 8ut first it 8ears pointing out that while for humans reproductive relationships are exclusively heterosexual, and for trolls they are 8isexual, for leprechauns they-

VRISKA: WOW, WHAT A STORY!!!!!!!!

ARANEA: 8ut I wasn't fin-

VRISKA: WASN'T THAT STORY GR8 EVERYONE?

VRISKA: WOW!!!!!!!!

ARANEA: Hmm.

ARANEA: You really liked it that much, Vriska?

VRISKA: Hell yeah!

VRISKA: Oh my god. That leprechaun stuff? Soooooooo good.

VRISKA: Right guys?

ARANEA: Wow. Well, I would 8e happy to continue then, if you-

VRISKA: Mindfang, have I told you how gr8 it's 8een to get to know each other, and team up on adventures and stuff?

VRISKA: I really feel like you've helped me get in touch with my ancestral roots. Mainly as a kickass storyteller.

VRISKA: It was like this whole part of my personality I was never aware of. Like the part that's compelled to just outright explain tons of really interesting things to people, while sparing no detail whatsoever.

VRISKA: It's made me feel a lot closer to understanding my aspect, as well as closer to you. So I just wanted to say, thanks!

ARANEA: Aw, you're welcome!

ARANEA: I feel the exact same way a8out my time with you.

ARANEA: You have really helped me get in touch with the true pir8 within. I saw in you the adventurous spirit I always wished I could 8e.

ARANEA: You helped me finally understand the virtue in rationalizing questiona8le decisions, and 8ehaving unscrupulously for the gr8ter good!

VRISKA: Haha, stop! You're going to make me start tearing up.

VRISKA: Get over here and give me a hug, alpha sister.

ARANEA: ::::)

[soulshardarchive]

𝕬𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖛𝖊

24:03:6 - well ...

24:01:05 - gr8, have you ever wondered how it all ends?

24:00:00 - The Apocalypse of the Soul ⭐

23:12:27 - I died, and spoke with living

23:12:24 - The Yule Tree

23:12:23 - well, itsjustkindofastoryaboutagirl, whose nose was stolen

23:12:21 - bye!

23:12:08 - and just falling stars..

23:12:05 - and just empty mattresses and falling stars

23:12:01 - bro... ure dead, with minus seven hundred

23:11:25 - you guys

23:11:24 - im not waiting to be adopted, ive adopted myself

23:11:02 - #?/*Đ% "+ $&@# */&&#

23:10:29 - Samhain is Coming, i feel in my bones

23:10:21 - Friends here

23:10:20 - The city of cold

23:10:02 - Krwlng, Lets begin

23:09:30 - Im lost in my words

23:09:23 - Idwannatalkabout, but its ... its cold, and its me

23:09:19 - The Anger

23:09:13 - I dont give a shit...I know how down I come from

23:09:08 - Im arrived at the sacred center ⭐

23:09:05 - I felt the hate rise up in meh

23:09:02 - You Know...

23:09:01 - Everything is happenig

23:08:28 - Drink Wine in the Cinema Before Drive, Thankyu

23:08:26 - Okay, Little Horcrux is walking around the city

23:08:24 - The Witch with that Fckin Cards

23:08:21 - Valleys of Casa Grande and Dining Pasta Hill ⭐

23:08:15 - Choking on the Bed

23:08:12 - City of Firefly Lanterns sayin Wellcome Back Again

23:08:07 - I'm curious why you're leaving me, guys...

23:07:29 - Wellcoming

23:07:15 - Oldschool Lake Flow

23:07:04 - The Place...Called Home ⭐

23:06:27 - Hey Wuk, Re U Seein Meh? Im the 17!

23:06:24 - Explodig Night of Fireflies and Arabic Coffe ⭐

23:06:01 - What is known ⭐

23:05:26 - Seagulls and The Camper Van Tales

23:05:25 - The Ultimate Wonder-Deco Shinobi Team ⭐

23:05:17 - Holden Caulfield said correctly

23:05:16 - No one, but at least the dead people talk with me

23:05:09 - Ya, it is a Brand New Day

23:04:28 - Taste the Suffering boi

23:04:08 - I remember you Ice Stack and Magic Buttons ⭐

23:03:23 - Super Team

23:03:16 - The Gods Smile ⭐

23:03:10 - And the Singing Moon, started a Quiet Song 🔒

23:03:04 - Oh Fuck, I have to go to jump out of a plane

23:03:03 - She tried to save meh from that necklace

23:03:01 - Old roads

23:02:22 - A little piece from the Goddess

23:02:11 - I'd love to die today

23:02:01 - Enter

23:01:10 - Tom the Adventurer

23:01:01 - Sky Cloud Meads ⭐

22:12:23 - The Day of Spirit

22:12:12 - Christmas Chaos

22:11:13 - Everything happened for me to be here now

22:11:01 - Celebration in Monster City Center Basement

22:10:20 - The Trick

22:10:15 - Nion

22:09:23 - Burnout

22:09:17 - The Inner Cave Dream

22:09:10 - Past, Present, Be strong for Future

22:08:30 - Lessons

22:08:19 - Atum Seshat ⭐

22:08:13 - Exist

22:08:10 - How you get here

22:08:01 - Gates of the Paradise ⭐

22:07:09 - Across the half World

22:07:05 - Teo Checked Me

22:07:03 - Seth

22:06:30 - Reb’s Gift 🔒 ⭐

22:06:03 - Black Reeds

22:06:17 - The Present

22:06:10 - These are Different Lessons

22:06:08 - Just one word remained: Reb

22:06:04 - Nice Prayers in the Oaks of the Temple

22:05:29 - Between

22:05:20 - You are my Friends!

22:05:16 - Mugwort tastes like the Moon

22:05:12 - The Job

22:05:01 - The First Summer Fires in the Woods

22:04:29 - Poets from shadows

22:04:28 - Ravens

22:04:25 - Almost Done, or not?

22:04:14 - Du you want a puff?

22:04:11 - Funny Ghosts

22:03:26 - Wuk, Mira, Everybody, What happened?

22:03:22 - Underworld Tales

22:03:22 - Annwn ⭐

22:03:16 - I’m a forgotten, empty place, from a previous world

22:02:22 - Cold Empty Matrasess and Falling Stars

22:02:17 - No-No! Students do not open random portals!

22:02:13 - Immrama Islands

22:02:12 - Egypt’s Ancient Dreams

22:01:28 - The Druids Egg

22:01:17 - The Gate to the Triple Goddess ⭐

22:01:08 - Journey in Past 🔒

21:12:16 - One Tribe

21:12:15 - The Dream of Alchemy ⭐

21:12:04 - Headphones and Black Pants

21:11:27 - The Sacred Center

21:11:11 - Land, Sea, Sky

21:10:03 - These are Cold Dawns

21:09:19 - Nightmares and Cardboard Boxes

21:09:13 - Little Ghost Girl of Amsterdam

21:09:04 - At The End Of History II. ⭐

21:08:31 - Kukulkan’s Bloody Pyramids

21:08:29 - The Emerald tables of Thoth

21:08:28 - Base Of Ancestors III.

21:08:24 - IX.

21:08:23 - You Known, Too High Level Wand…

21:08:13 - Druids From Magh Mor 🔒 ⭐

21:08:08 - Wellcome to Paradise

21:08:05 - 12 Towers of Babylon

21:07:28 - The Oak Tree

21:07:24 - Valley of Wonders ⭐

21:07:20 - The Cherry Tree Elemental and the Gnomes

21:07:10 - We Are, Together

21:07:05 - All or Nothing

21:07:01 - The Hanged Man

21:06:22 - Fuck You! 🔒

21:06:13 - The Higher Law ⭐

21:06:10 - Third

21:06:06 - Ivy on Empty houses

21:06:05 - I wouldn't kill you, Friend

21:06:04 - Never look back

21:06:02 - See You Mira

21:05:22 - The last day in This Circle

21:04:27 - Snow Mountains

21:04:11 - The Witch and The Strawberry Tree

21:04:09 - Waking up in the previous dream

21:03:15 - The Ghost of Great-Grand Mother 🔒 ⭐

21:03:09 - A Little Deer Spirit Saved Me

21:03:03 - Get Backpack, but nobody knows

21:02:21 - The Three Glyphs of the Elf Woman

21:01:16 - Underworld of Earth II .

21:01:01 - Fall down, into the Black Hole

20:12:28 - The Sad And Angry Bride Ghost

20:12:12 - Underworld of Earth?

20:12:04 - Base Of Ancestors II. ⭐

20:10:26 - The Joy of The Fireplace With Them 🔒 ⭐

20:10:19 - A Prophecy from the World’s End by a Forest Girl Spirit ⭐

20:10:13 - Again

20:09:23 - Tiramisu Mira ⭐

20:09:01 - The Song of Shepherds

20:08:22 - Shadow Hand

20:08:16 - Lost Magic

20:08:15 - Small Grey Hermit Smell

20:08:07 - The Great-GrandMother's Underworld

20:08:04 - Dancing feet on Summer Rainy Meads ⭐

20:08:03 - The World of Dreamers ⭐

20:08:01 - Ister-Gam ⭐

20:07:21 - The Magic Shop

20:07:10 - Legend of Roe Deer Creek

20:07:04 - Roe Deer’s Clan ⭐

20:07:01 - Just 7 hours Remained

20:06:28 - Star Systems

20:06:23 - We Have One Earth

20:06:10 - Reverse

20:05:27 - Jakks’s Mail

20:04:19 - Another Living Line

20:04:07 - We Are One

20:04:05 - Survive Until Dawn

20:04:03 - Spirit of the Forest

20:04:01 - VLM

20:03:15 - Where always 03:03 AM ⭐

20:03:06 - Trust in Life

20:02:24 - At The End Of History

20:01:01 - We From Earth

19:12:12 - Princess of Frozen Moon 🔒

19:12:08 - Kicked the Moon, Across the Sky 🔒

19:12:06 - Place Called Home

19:12:02 - The Biggest Smoke Clouds

19:10:15 - First in the Depth of The Underworld ⭐

19:10:13 - Zeta Reticuli 🔒

19:09:13 - The Clamp Knockdown

19:08:13 - Sunken Worlds Song ⭐

19:08:06 - Dancing Deer Spirit of the Drum

19:07:31 - Rising Sun, Setting Sun 🔒

19:06:10 - What About Forest? ⭐

19:05:22 - R. From Earth

19:04:25 - Soulshards ⭐

19:04:18 - I don’t want to hear it

19:03:10 - Icaros

19:03:08 - Sweet Bhajanas alone in Temple

19:01:27 - Ben

19:01:03 - Travel, Faith, Love, Lust

18:12:19 - The Glass Table

19:12:06 - Ann’s Magic Buttons ⭐

18:11:22 - Message From the Earth

18:11:08 - The Bird Question

18:10:13 - I want to see with my own eyes ⭐

18:10:13 - Only those who can die, Can Live

18:09:12 - Death Mirror

18:07:07 - Maha Prasadam

18:05:13 - Black & White

18:05:10 - With Me

18:04:16 - Garden of Eden

18:04:01 - Fixed Gear

18:02:23 - Cold Bus Stations

18:01:01 - Without You

17:12:07 - Home like a Temple

17:11:22 - Come Back

17:10:10 - Friends

17:09:08 - The Temple ⭐

17:08:01 - Don’t Leave Me

17:07:07 - Litte Town

17:06:24 - Raspberries Everywhere

17:05:09 - Separating in Process

17:04:18 - Hippies

17:03:11 - Lost in Travels

17:02:21 - Sex, Drugs and You

17:01:01 - Her Name is Ket 🔒

16:12:24 - Who Are You? ⭐

16:11:16 - Hearth Breakers

16:10:27 - Leave The Big Cities

16:09:06 - Forest in the Center of Concrete Jungle

16:08:05 - Keep the Flow

16:07:07 - Thanks Yall

16:06:13 - The Mead Again

16:05:19 - I lose Ang’s Hearth

16:04:04 - Punks Are Dead

16:03:27 - Trainstaions End

16:02:01 - Learn to be Free

16:01:01 - Whistle Back

15:12:16 - Cutted Rowel

15:11:20 - Red Flag

15:10:19 - Travel, Travel, and Travel

15:09:01 - Recreations

15:08:22 - Bye Ang! I’m Travel Again

15:07:23 - Back to the Home

15:06:16 - Long Ways to PK

15:06:22 - Everybody has a Brick

15:05:03 - 2 Times Homeless

15:04:23 - He is

15:04:18 - Ren

15:03:28 - The Start

14:06:02 - The Mead

14:05:22 - Pistols and Ropes🔒

14:05:01 - Child what? I’m getaway 🔒

14:04:21 - Hang-Air

14:04:18 - She has two parents and a little dog

14:02:04 - Cold Streets, Cod Hearts

13:05:11 - Dom

13:01:01 - Connectors

12:12:21 - Waiting for what?

11:05:07 - The Blue Pocket

10:04:12 - Cigarettes at the back of the Church

09:01:01 - Anyone?

08:07:07 - Visions, Lucid Dreams, Others ⭐

08:06:04 - Sky World

07:07:07 - Self Awareness

06:03:12 - Square World

05:07:07 - Just me, My Dog, and Our Meads ⭐

04:04:21 - Base Of Ancestors

04:??:?? - Bye Mom 🔒

04:??:?? - He said my lovely legs, the other broke them 🔒

03:??:?? - Something In Shadows

01:01:?? - Bye Dad 🔒

00:00:00 - XXI. Century

98:07:07 - Waking up in a Next Dream

[vnenys]

:)))) i'm in such a pissy little mood today jesus. went shopping with mum and i really try and most of the trip it was p great c: but she triggers me so easily. she always tells me that i "shouldn't feel that way" when talking about my feelings of anxiety (getting a job at a nearby grocery store and having to face friends and parents of children i used to work with) ((: thanks ((((: wow ((((: i'll just stop feeling thank you oh my god ((((: that ((((: is such amazing advice (((((: and then went on to explain that she used to feel that way when she was younger but over time you get stronger. haha um miss, you just had to take pain and resentment and you pass it onto other people. that's not strength that's passing on ur trauma <333

anyways :))) i binged on toast, pb and margarine WITH peanuts for breakfeast like a slob c: not starting the day off gr8.

lunch i ate 6 baby carrots + an egg (mucho better) <3

tommorow i'll only eat what i can fit in the tiny red cups c: I gained 3 pounds i cry (143). but maybe i hope!!! that it's water weight and that i'll wake up being 142????

[cutemeat]

no but i think charlie kelly rlly would try to peel an unboiled egg cuz he’d accidentally find out theres like that membrane under the shell n so he’d try to pick the shell off without breaking it… this of course could Only work either as a one off bit for one of the cold opens or as like. a recurring element within the B-plot that compliments the conflict in the A-plot or smth like that …

[zukkaoru]

top 5 desserts?? 😋

all of them

1. ice cream. if i were a fictional character, the food that the entire fandom would base my personality on is ice cream. i know this for a fact because my family did the same thing 😃

2. brownies. specifically brownies with peanut butter chips in them bc those are banger but just. brownies in general. unfortunately brownies are nearly impossible to make without eggs in them, so we don't have them at my house all that much bc two of my sisters can't have eggs and when my mom makes desserts, she wants to make stuff all of us can eat (+ 2.5. my mom used to make brownies in mini muffin trays and then she'd put a mini reese's peanut butter cup in them and those were so good)

3. my mom's no-bake cookies. she has a superiority complex about them but like,, she's right for it. hers are the best. she needs to tone it down a bit when she claims it's not that hard to make them right bc she does alter the recipe quite a bit for hers but. she's right when she says she's the only one who makes them right i cannot lie

4. chocolate cookies. once again especially if they have peanut butter chips in them. what can i say, i'm a sucker for that chocolate / peanut butter combo

5. homemade rice krispy treats. the store bought ones do not have near enough marshmallow and also they don't come with the experience of licking the spatula/spoon used to mix them

honorary mention to the Goose Cake™ bc in a post about desserts, i feel like it needs to be mentioned <3

[the-best-bagel]

I wanna make more tonkatsu

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Mmm, I want... Eggs. But we are out of eggs. Please, give me egg 1 like = one egg- (jokepost but man I want egg) -Sano Kojima, Boyfriend To Death (#🐍💉)

I’m sorry but I cannot shove a eggy through my computer screen! Only my window screen, which has many holes to let my bug friends in and out! Otherwise I would gladly offer you a eggy or five! In the mean time, would you like a Kintype Capsule? We got in a new shipment with the latest popular kintypes! 

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