#Julius tag

[contagious-addiction]

I have to share my bastard Julius since Ammy did a hecking wonderful job on the patreon rewards this month oughh <333

He’s my bastard divine soul sorcerer I play in the homebrew world Enjira that my friend Parker DMs :3

Artwork is by the wonderful @acverg on twitter! You can also find her patreon here as well as her other socials on twitter. I wholeheartedly recommend her for commissions and character designs! Truly gorgeous work every time and great turn around as well.

[sketchyface]

Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

[ao3commentoftheday]

Blorbos, baby girls, little meow meows, lend me your junk; I write not to get myself off but to make sure you do.

[callisteios]

happy ides of march. in honour of the sitewide holiday i thought id make a new uquiz, so take to find out how you get assassinated

[pygian-weapon]

DO NOT COMPARE CAESAR TO ELON MUSK HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT we can come with a Bastille day tumblr celebration or smth, but Caesar was killed by a bunch of old rich men lmao (and his adopted son, et tu brute - cit. Jared Padalecki). this isn't exactly a win for the working people.

Yeah yeah he did war crimes and got too drunk on power, but at least he didn't have an hentai addiction is what I mean

[the-casbah-way]

been having brutus thoughts recently

[filurig]

lichen

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

ides of march pride flag btw. since i remember this being a thing last year and i thought i could do better

[whoredmode]

Scheherazade - Richard Siken // Saints Row 2006

[enigmasandepiphanies]

happy ides of march *stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs*

[beefdogcoffee]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite character has the same initials as jesus christ” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happening to me.

[daffodiria]

I found this chart meme on Pinterest and I liked to use it XD

the students who started the fight are the detention gang

[brother-emperors]

WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME PRIEST ROMAN?

When Caesar arrived in pursuit on the third day, Theodotus showed him Pompey's head and ring, but Caesar was offended and wept.

-Liv. Per. 112.4

the title quotation is referring to the famous quote associated with the henry II-thomas becket conflict. the uhhhhh. the themes match, somewhat. feels the same, in some kind of way. anyway, fucking RIP to caesar and pompey. it's gotta be lonely, to start off as three, and then two, and even locked in conflict, there's a familiarity of being known that you're never going to have again. ah, what loss. what tragedy. etc etc etc.

[danechka]

Creature

[cafeaubandage]

Is it ok to simp for a horror beyond comprehension... Hi @fresacake :) hehe Big (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

I drew another piece for Julius but it is a bit more my style (aka suggestive in terms of body BIG TIDDIES) so u can see it in the cut below!

I WOULD HEADBUTT INTO THIS MALL im president of the Julius Simp club <3

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Why you need to put the knife down

Or I know I'm late but wouldn't it be so fucking funny

Like, come on. How many times can you reasonably kill a guy until the very process becomes a form of immortality. I don't think the man deserves to be jesus-on-the-cross bleeding out divinity. 

I understand your Roman Empire is the Roman Empire and coincidentally your girl dinner is also the Roman Empire. However. Please think about it. What would infuriate him more than obscurity.

 If we pretend the ides of March is just another tuesdaymondaywednesday we get so much of around here that would count as the ultimate betrayal. Knife through the matter of him if you so will. Brutal in a Brutus sort of way.

 Go forth and sow as much chaos as you see fit. Special shoutout to like half the Senate that decided to simply not show up. Outside of being a perfect microcosm of human interaction in my eyes they're also achieved timeless comedy gold.