#Juju Bean

[unluckyamulet]

marrymemarrymemarryme i mean what

they seriously missed out on this opportunity whatever it is going on there i need to get in asap to feed everyone

[craftyjuju]

It's Sunday, and I'm cracking on listing my new jewellery collection to launch later today.

I got a cuppa, fan on and catching up on Handmadealphas Friday bean ♡

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[jimmyenthusiast]

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i hope you are having a beautiful day 😊

Go fuck yourself.

[conjuremanj]

Part 1. Charms / Jujus Used in Real Hoodoo.

In traditional hoodoo we don't have amulets, but we do have a few charms here are some that are traditional

Mojo Wish Beans also called African Wishing Beans is believed to possess the power to make your wishes come true. In some beliefs they are distributed for luck or carried in a flannel bag to obtain desires.

Buckeye Nut. Gets rid of and turns back all evil, jinxes, or curses placed on you by the devil or your enemies. Brings good luck to you!

DEVIL POD

This curio is often used for protection both in the home and on your person in a mojo bag.

A Jet Stone has long been carried in real traditional root workers in hoodoo to keep away negative spirits, energy, and vibrations. This is not a crystal but more like petrified cold.

Black Tourmaline. Known as a grounding stone, is believed to foster a connection between the Earth and the human spirit, aiding in the removal of negative energies within a person or a space. Helps with your work.

[rinnysmuses]

Jusis squinted at Igino. "I highly doubt they were 'business trips'. Some of those were absolutely for pleasure."

Still...Uggghhhhhh.

"He must be really head over heels for her to want to get back together with her. And be okay with having a kid while not married. I guess he forgot to think with his brain that night."

He watched as Hyth came back with the tea. And began to put it out for everyone. Along with an extra cup. Uuuh?

Anyway...

"She doesn't have to worry about me taking the baby from or something. If...Anything, when the time comes, I would like to give her Ishnard. So her child can have the sword their father favored."

Jusis stared at Igino and blinked slowly. And groaned. Rufus... Putting his hands in his head, he sighed. He didn't know where to begin with any of this.

Congrats to him for being an uncle, he guessed? ...Actually, no. That was the best news he had heard in a long while. Lifting his head, he bit the inside of his cheek. Hm.

"Many times a witch is needed to guide the Awakaner-to-be to the trial. And to be the arbiter of said trial. That explains so much."

And, really...

"That explains all the weird trips to Ordis a few years back. Adios..."

[bubblepopsims]

I support the idea of the comic * Love is ... *

Thank you for the tag @theosconfessions bean <3

"Knowing when I fall your hand will be there to lift me up, finding you being that sense of calm before a storm, a peace of mind, a warm bed, a comforting meal... that first satisfying sip of a fresh cup of coffee or tea at early morning sunrise, nourishing me, replenishing me.... hehehe and wears matching undies with me" - Juju

"A balance.. a cycle.. of give and take, yin and yang, sun and moon, fire and ice, light and dark... a clique really.. but when it comes to love even the cliques are possible because one is not possible without the other...a sense... purposeless. When you find that person that gives you that feeling of purpose... Challenges you for the better in more ways than you thought was possible...hold on to them because you might have just found your match. " - Izzi

I tag @madfeary @plumbewb @teddybearsims @koibish

@sadgirr (SORRY IF YOU ALREADY DID IT, also you dont have to do it XD)

[aniju-aura]

I sphinx-a-fied them because I can

Added some train into the mix. Emmet is speedy like a bullet train and Ingo is strong like a freight train. That's the logic. This little Juju Bean likes dinosaurs so Emmet's a theri and galli mix and Ingo is a giga with a little shant sprinkled in. Yes perfect

I play the Isle too much...

Mama Lancer

To the mortals Lancer is known as Razzarah. Sphinxes only tell people their name if they think it's important for them to know and/or they like the person enough. Lancer is a laid back kind of sphinx. Don't mess with his pups tho

BONUS

Here's their Dad. Flix is a normal human, ranger class who likes falconry and gardening. He's a good dad. Ingo gets jealous when Emmet gets scritches, if Emmet gets scritches Ingo gets scritches too! Emmet likes scratches along his jawline under his sideburns while Ingo enjoys belly rubs.

Flix is Bird dad. Everyone else got one of these so he gets one too. Gamefreak really did make the perfect pokemon for this guy now didn't they.

[ambrosialdesire]

fic playlists

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songs that i thought were fitting to the fic/what i listened to while writing them (yeah ik i have ASS music taste LMFAO) some of them are longer, some of them are short since it kinda depended on how long each fic was or whether a song actually fits it

might update it, might not idk (doing everything but writing rn lol)

LAST UPDATED: 08-04-2024

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𓆩♡𓆪 cacoëthes        — mascara by deftones        — entombed by deftones        — pork soda by glass animals        — change by sephe        — i hate everything about you by three days grace        — all i want is you by rebzyyx        — yandere by jazmin bean        — hatef--k by the bravery        — i love you hoe by odetari        — chxse by whatsaheart

𓆩♡𓆪 inamorato        — wasted summers by juju<3        — be quiet and drive (far away) by deftones        — beware by deftones        — night shift by lucy dacus        — gooey by glass animals        — christmas kids by roar        — gallery piece by of montreal

𓆩♡𓆪 boundless/bounded        — are we still friends? by tyler, the creator        — running out of time by tyler, the creator        — problems by mother mother        — oleander by mother mother        — please, please, please, let me get what i want by the smiths/deftones        — rule #34 by fish in a birdcage

𓆩♡𓆪 down boy, down        — wet dreams by odetari        — animal i have become by three days grace        — she's my collar by gorillaz        — heaven can wait by michael jackson

𓆩♡𓆪 hedonic        — functioning alcoholic by odetari        — cake by melanie martinez        — how i'd kill by cowboy malfoy        — angel eyes by abba

𓆩♡𓆪 desiderate        — obsessixn by whatsaheart        — let me in by whatsaheart        — she by tyler, the creator        — saccharine by jasmin bean        — pain by three days grace        — tear you apart by she wants revenge        — my way of life by frank sinatra        — custer by slipknot

𓆩♡𓆪 bloodsports (yea ik it's not fully out yet lol)        — b.a.s. by megan thee stallion        — the haunting by set it off        — whore by in this moment        — slut me out by nle choppa        — crack baby by mitski        — i'm your man by mitski

[the-thieves-gambit]

⇥ @practicalmagiick / @7ndcvils

Juju !! I wish you the bestest greatest thing as you complete another revolution around this star of our solar system. I love all our chats from life updates, to Ao3 rants, to creating a million new muses! You are an amazing human bean and I hope that this new year brings you amazing and great things to you and yours <3

[faerunsbest]

have some juju!

shes nervous right now but shes wyrms lil girlie bean

from the pirate au with @barbwillbrb

[jestersdlc]

what silly guys are currently in your tumblr tumbler

These beans!!! :DDD

I have no name for there universe/project so I generally just call em all the cast for DS+ (.....excluding the player.....and lil Juju has more expansion later on and another player chara then.....)

From top left to bottom right we haveeeee

Myth! Familiar of Fable (Agender and Aroace, it/its.) It's a lil crow familiar and the embodiment of Fable's magic! It is very happy and often dances and pesters others for attention and to cheer them up! (And has a rampant obsession with blueberries............no blueberries are safe from the sad eyes)

Fable (Alatar) Fae! (Undecided if she's agender or a demigirl(She/they).....Questioning theirself so demi aroace or demi-rom/ace! And demiplatonic :3) Fable is a witch, specifically with ties to the sun. She's fond of her books and solitude, and can come across as stoic and intimidating (she is also the tallest of the cast :3)

Reese! (I....forgot the rest of their name....its on one of my notes....somewhere.....) (Aroace, Intersex, demiqueerplatonic, they/them) Reese is a werefox! They are also autistic and mute using ASL to talk. They're very shy and can get overwhelmed meeting new people but like making new friends and have a special interest in clothing design (and often makes things for the rest of the cast and mini versions for Myth to match with people since that makes it happy)

Mauve! (.....also forgot the rest of her name T^T) (Demiromantic, GNC woman, she/her) Mauve is the only human! Has ADHD and a bit of a social butterfly (and a nerd.) If you need help? She can and will do whatever it is she can do to help and is a very supportive person! Also a bit of a flirt but its more lighthearted (and she is very respectful about boundaries!) Computer nerd who will walk around doing finger guns and grinning at everyone (also the only one who can drive)

Jules! (Juju/Julia/Julian) The child of Mauve and Quincy's different skill sets combined, started as a basic AI and eventually grew to be their own person (Genderfluid it/they/she/he) Considers Mauve to be 'Parental Unit Mama' while Quincy is 'Parental Unit Moddy' and the others are aunt/uncle/aunkle units. Friendly but sassy and quick to quip (takes after the parents who are very proud of them) Gets an entire expansion just on them when they are a 'young adult' because I love them too much and Jules needed more screentime. (...additionally in the TRUE canon Mauve and Quincy are a QPR for years to come <3)

Mocha (Caramel) Latte! An incubus (Nonbinary, Apothisexual, alloromantic, They/he) Mocha often comes across as a sweetheart, easygoing, caring, will lightly scold you for bad eating habits and make you better food, and has a VERY colorful closet of fem/androgynous clothes but he has quite the temper if you upset someone they care for.

Quincy (Copper) Gear! A cyclops (CupioAroAce, A-aesthetic, Genderqueer (but also just....doesn't care about gender just confusing the funk outta people, has had top surgery :3) It/they) Snarky mechanic and inventor, always has some sass or a quip on hand and WILL cause shenanigans (Poor Reese is often dragged into said Shenanigans cause Quincy MAY be the shortest but it's also the strongest of the bunch) Grinning a good 90% of the time.

Soleo (Uhhhhh.....) Songbird! A harpy (AlloAllo Man, He/him (....debating giving him top surgery scars but.......I also want him to be vibrant so......if he ends up a trans man then he has to dye his feathers...hmmmm) Drama king, he's eccentric with his dancing and singing and ugly patterned button ups that he never does up. He is just silly bird man who is also a bit of a flirt, but more like....trying to come across OVERY cheesy kind of way (......this also applies to ANY kind of relationship not just romance he's just cheesy in general XD)

And the never to be seen only ever mentioned (cause I COULD NOT DRAW HIM) Val (Or Valentine who's name is ridiculously long and he hates it so goes by Val) Val is just....vegan vampire with a love of hiphop music and dance and dreams to pursue them (despite his families tradition of ballet) and that's all there is to him, he just gets mentioned on occasion.

[lee-minhyuk-stole-my-puddin200]

LITERALLY I WAS LIKE??? 48 HOURS AND NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM JUJU?? HELLO???? UNIVERSE??? HAVE YOU COLLAPSED AND DISAPPEARED???

Missed seeing @justine-the-guillotine on twt so I gotta see her content on here 😭😭😭 Elongated Musket needs to calm down.

[moldsporr]

Done with the Intermission!

Act 1 reaction here

Act 2 reaction here

Act 3 reaction here

Notes:

SPADE SLICK!!!!

LORD ENGLISH MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sans

All aboard the idiot wagon!

You aren't going to stand around jack king off

BULL PENIS CANE

Holy shit the felts are dying …

OH IS THAT JUJU THE THE CHERUB THING

Yo don't do that to their eyeballs…

Is it a bomb????

Oh. An oven

What did Fin do :0

OH FINS LIKE A SHARK <33

FIN NOOOOO

OH MY GODDDDD YOU KILLED DIE

You hate time travel

LORD ENGLISH'S COAT!!!! FUCK YEAHHHH

I love you CD

NOOO YOUR SMUT!!!!

What the fuck

is this what the 8 ball Jade Dislikes Means

You kinda look like WV… but different

To be honest I can't tell the characters apart other than Snowman and Deuce. Oh well

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!?!?

Okay I like Clover

All of a sudden Cans plows through the wall Kool-Aid Man style.

Oh no!

NOOO TIMELINE WHERE DEUCE AND CLOVER ARE DEAD…

Holy shit his fuckin arm

Oh hi Karkat

Looks like we're at troll stuff!!!! Cool beans. That was a fun Intermission that I completely understood

Intermission was confusing and I didn't get attached to the characters really (except like Deuce and Clover because they're cute) but uhhh not bad !! I wanna get back to the kiddos though

[askvocaloidoffspring]

About FanKids!

I decided to make a separated post about beans for mobile app users, so it will be easier to see.

Hope you guys enjoy it!

Maro Shion-Sakine🍫🍦

A 6 year old boy with curly brown hair and brown eyes. He is the oldest of Sakine-Shion's children, and the most prankish (for this reason, Mama Mei reprimands him often). Although he is hyperactive and often argues with his twin sister Noriko, he is actually good boy with a good heart (for this Meiko calls him a "chocolate teddy bear").

Maro is a big sweet tooth, adoring his mother Meiko's homemade pastries, and no doubt inherited his love of ice cream from his papa Kaito (Maro`s favourite ice cream is chocolate).

He loves to play games, especially building cushion and box fortresses (he doesn't actually make them himself: Kaito helps him build a secure cushion and box fortress) and shooting water pistols from there.

Noriko Shion-Sakine🍫 🎶

A 6 year old girl with blue hair and brown strands. She is outgoing and active. Maro's twin-sister; she often argues with him about who is older. Noriko loves playing space cowboys and is also fond of playing cushion-shaped fortresses. A sweet tooth, she loves candy sticks and milkshakes.

However, unlike Maro, she is a bit more responsible - so if she gets into, say, a fortress, she still makes sure her little sister Junko doesn't hurt herself (because Maro, in such a situation, might inadvertently throw a pillow right at JuJu)

She dreams of becoming a "Bokkaroido", just like her parents (in particular, she wants to be like her father), she also loves when she`s getting babysit with Auntie Miku and often asks her tips about how to become a singer!

Junko Shion 🐳💞

4 year old girl with pink curly hair and blue eyes. She is the youngest of the three. Quiet and shy towards strangers, but very talkative and tender in towards family (she loves her parents and older siblings very much).

Junko loves whales and plush toys, so she can often be seen with a stuffed whale named Kujira. Her biggest dream is to see whales and dolphins with her own eyes.

Junko likes listening to fairytales and lullabies from her mama Lu, and often comes to sleep to parents bed (especially when she has nightmares) and receives a hug from them. She enjoys making tea parties with her plush toys, siblings and her best friend Baoro (Megpoid Gumi and Roro's son)

[ittybluebell]

Itty Bitty Brains - iZombie g/t fanfic (ao3) | Chapter 2

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The beans that worked here were fucking weird.

It'd been a day since Atom had moved in. He'd gotten good borrowings in the night - food, building supplies, etc - and alternated between working and sleeping during the day. He was constructing a lean-to out of cardboard and a Tupperware lid when the sounds of conversation had him pausing to listen in.

"... brain's made... into some kind of astrology nut... There's just... constantly in my head... understand the world better, but at the same time, it's the greatest mystery that I can't wait to solve."

"Right, well," said another voice, one Atom hadn't heard before, "why don't you focus on solving our mystery? You know, the murdered woman whose brain you turned into a hot pocket."

"It's called a calzone, Clive. And yeah, I got it - no pondering the meaning of life as we know it and how everything is somehow connected but not at the same time and- yes, I'm completely focused. I promise."

"Good," said 'Clive.' "Because we're going to interview the widow again. She gave us what she could, but her wife was just murdered - she was barely coherent. I'm hoping that today we can get some information about the break-in. Come on - let's go."

And they were gone, leaving Atom utterly flabbergasted with his jaw hanging and his eyes bulging. She ate... no. No way. Mm-mm. Atom was not living with cannibals. That human bean did not eat-

Oh, he was going to be sick. Just thinking about- nope. Nuh-uh. He was gonna puke. No more thinking about it. Just ignore it and move on. They were not talking about eating brains because that was- that was disgusting. Nobody did that. Nobody ate people and just casually brought it up like the weather. Atom remembered the sound of food being prepared and thrown in the toaster oven. He remembered the tantalizing smell when it came out, how it made his mouth water and his stomach growl something fierce. If that was brains-

Oh, good lord.

Atom made it a few paces away from his campsite before he emptied his guts onto the floor. He heaved and coughed, shuddering as saliva and the taste of bile filled his mouth. He spat and wiped his mouth, hoping that was the end of it, when his mind flashed back to the scent of bread and cheese and fle-

"HRGH."

Oh, yeah. That was gonna fuck him up for a few days.

Night came. Atom found himself several unopened packages of needles in a drawer that was cracked open enough for him to slip inside. He broke one out of its packaging and hefted its weight. It was perfect. The bright green end fit into his palm like it belonged there. He slid the metal into a loop on his pants and the needle sat on his hip like a knight's sword. There was a hop to his stride for the rest of the night, his pride and excitement leading him to nearly skip across the linoleum. He collected other bits and baubles, but nothing compared to the needle. The weight on his hip solidified his place there, giving him some sense of belonging. The dry pasta and staples came close, but they didn't have the same oomph. He had a sword; a symbol of his independence and self-sufficiency. How could he know fear when he wielded such a weapon?

The lights flicked on.

Evidently, Atom still knew fear.

He threw himself under the desk. The pasta shell he'd been carrying clattered to the floor. He swore under his breath, trying to catch a glimpse of the intruding human bean. Pasta didn't belong in an office. If he could just scooch a liiiittle closer...

Footsteps. A sigh from a man. The examiner? 'Clive'? Someone else? Who came into a morgue this late? Wasn't there bad juju around morgues? Fear of bodies coming to life? Ghosts? Just leave! Only the dead and things that go bump in the night belong in a morgue at this hour.

Massive legs swept into Atom's vision. Oh, of course the bean was coming into the office. Of course. Why not? Go make yourself a cup of tea, while you're at it! The human stomped closer. Atom shrunk in on himself, swallowing harshly. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. The shoes stopped dead in front of him. Atom felt like breaking into tears.

Two giant fingers pinched the pasta shell and picked it up. There was another sigh from above. Atom held his breath. Something cold and paralyzing settled in the pit of his stomach. He couldn't move, could barely breathe.

"Liv," the bean said, annoyed. He rounded the desk and settled in the chair. The single piece of conchiglie made several bouncing clacks as it landed on the wood above. Atom slowly and shakily exhaled into his hand. He turned around, coming face-to-face with a pair of shoes crossed at the ankle and a chair wheel.

"Holy shit," Atom said, closer to a gust of air than words.

The bean muttered to himself as he typed on his keyboard and flipped through pages. The sounds of pen scratching paper and clothes rustling were too loud in Atom's ears, challenged only by the thud of his own heartbeat. Atom had to remind himself that no, the human bean could not possibly hear it.

Atom began to rise, only to freeze when the bean shifted. The shoes swapped places, crossing again at the ankle. Atom pushed himself the rest of the way up. He eyed the doorway. Should he risk it or stay here? The bean was doing paperwork. But he might notice something small moving in his peripherals. Beans were hunters, after all. Atom had a greater chance of going unseen if he stayed put, out of the way. Right under the giant man's nose.

"Cause of death," he heard the human bean mutter, "stab... wound... to left lung."

That gave Atom pause. Of course he was going over Jenny's medical report. There were no other recent bodies.

"Wife found her in the morning," the man said. "Window was jimmied open, money and phone were missing. Robbery gone murderous. Knife was a weapon of opportunity. Unfortunately, there were no cameras to capture the break-in. Which means it's going to be almost impossible to track the killer down without Liv's visions."

Visions? Did she have superpowers? From eat- nope, not going there.

But they were looking for the killer? Atom frowned. He remembered that evening very clearly. He could recall every detail as if watching it play out again. He'd peeked out from behind the painting, and then it happened. And he was horrified. He couldn't remain in that house, not after what he'd seen. He was near suffocating in its atmosphere. Leaving was the best option, which he still stood by. Kind of. Okay, so maybe not - the cannibalism and 'visions' bullshit was really making him regret that decision.

"But if the robber was wearing a mask, which they were unless they're an idiot..." The bean groaned and scrubbed his face. "We're back to square one."

Goddammit. Something inside of Atom ached. Something righteous that screamed 'You know! You can help!' and urged him to tell someone. He knew what happened. He saw the whole thing. But what could he do? He was a borrower. He couldn't reveal himself - purge the very idea! Could he leave a clue? But then they would wonder who and go looking for him. He couldn't help. He wouldn't risk his people, his family, his life for one measly bean and some 'righteous feeling.' He was frustrated, not suicidal.

"Get over yourself," Atom growled, combing through his hair and catching knots. He pulled at them, untangling untameable curls. He'd done it since he was a child and was unable to cull the habit. His mother discouraged it, so he learned not to do it in front of her. It was calming, in a way. It helped in the same way that playing with his sleeves or a tool cleared his head.

Atom sat. He would wait for the bean to finish up. There was no reason to put himself at unnecessary risk. He leaned against the metal leg and closed his eyes, listening to the mumbled ramblings of the human. He mostly spoke of the mystery around Jenny's death, but he did mention cures (for what?) and rats.

That gave Atom a start. There were rats here? Of course there were. Because there wasn't enough for Atom to worry about already - the universe just had to add rats.

Rats were borrowers' number one enemy. Rats killed indiscriminately, destroyed homes - families - and encouraged humans to hire exterminators. Then came the traps and poison and cages that forced borrowers to flee their homes or risk death, or worse, discovery. Atom had to move. Again. Any day now, the pest control van would roll in and they'd start spewing fumes and setting up their bone-breaking traps.

"Oh, shit, I forgot to feed you guys tonight," the bean said.

Atom watched the skyscraper of a man go off to the back room. And then he heard eager squeaking. Realization dawned on him. They're pet rats. Lab rats. Relief flooded his body. Well, that changed everything. He didn't have to move.

Atom's head shot up. I need to move. Now! While the bean was occupied. Atom scrambled to his feet and wasted no time sprinting out of the office. He craned his neck to see into the back room. The medical examiner wasn't visible, but the popping of a plastic lid was plenty enough to place him there.

Atom made it back to the safety of the walls without further issue. He melted into his sleeping bag, deflating with a massive sigh and an adrenaline-fueled laugh. That's enough excitement for tonight, he thought.

In the morning, Atom stood atop the very desk that saved his hide last night. Every instinct in his being told him this was a horrible idea and what was he thinking? But he couldn't take it. His own guilt, knowing he could help out but just stood by and did nothing, was overpowering. There was a thrill in being out in the open during the day. His nerves were shot and his hands trembled so badly that he missed his hook throw the first two times, but he couldn't deny the exhilaration that he felt. The forbidden nature gave him a rush like no other.

Atom struggled to hold the pen upright. He wrapped his arms around it in a tight embrace and used his whole body to guide the ink, dragging the pen across the page as he walked. Finished, he rolled the pen back to its original spot. He gave a satisfied nod and proceeded to climb down to the floor, but not before grabbing a paperclip and sticky note. With a sharp yank of his shoulder, the hook came loose and fell into his waiting hand. The sharp point was a hair shy of slicing open his arm. It was a serious risk, injuring yourself with your own hook - you had to know which angles were safe to catch it and which ones were best to just let it hit the floor, even at the risk of making noise. Atom didn't like to risk it, but today felt different. He felt different.

Atom wound up the rope as he jogged back to the kitchen. It was a quick in-and-out errand - go, leave the message, come back. He was riding a high, but he didn't expect it to last long. And his luck wasn't something to be tested. Not like this. He got away with too much lately - his luck was bound to come crashing down around him. And he didn't want to be out in the open when it did.

"Liv! I got the... coffees. Right, then. I'll just leave yours here! For when you get back."

Fuck.

Atom's heart dropped to his stomach. The doctor was here. Atom knew he shouldn't be out in the daytime and he went and did it anyway! What the hell did he do now? He was gonna be seen and captured and dissected and-

Hide! I need to hide. Atom whipped around, searching. Shit shit shit shit. He was stuck in the middle of the floor. But the fridge was right there. Would he make it?

He had to try.

Atom made a break for it. His breath came in great, terrified puffs. His heart pounded louder than the bean's footsteps, beating so much faster than own footfalls. His jaw clenched. Hard. Hard enough to make his teeth ache. His neck prickled furiously, instincts yelling at him to find cover. There were eyes looking for him. A human was too close. He wasn't safe.

Just a bit closer. He was almost there!

"What-" started the doctor's voice.

Atom dropped like a hot stone. He slid across the linoleum, leaving a trail in the dust under the fridge. His chest heaved, sweat damp on his face and back. He laid on his back for a few more moments, basking in the cool air that felt so good on his burning hot skin.

The bean didn't see him. He was alright. Everything was alright.

The bean was in his office. He got the note, if the phone call in the other room was any indication. Atom got away with it. But that was too close. He'd only been here for two days and already had two close encounters with the one human bean. He had to be far more careful from now on; a third save was asking too much. He needed tunnels and a proper home. With all the staples and thumbtacks and pins he'd collected, he felt confident in his ability to make a ladder to the ceiling.

After his heart stopped beating out of his chest, though. A couple more minutes here. 'Here' was nice and cool. Yeah. A nap couldn't hurt, either.

Hours later, Atom had himself a functional stairway up to the ceiling. It was precarious and he'd feel more comfortable with an elevator, but he didn't have those kinds of materials yet. There was an upstairs to this place that he wanted to explore. It was a police station, right? Who knew what sorts of goodies they kept up there. Rulers and snacks and tape and pencils... oh, it would be glorious, he could already tell. His only greater wish was for a craft store next door.

The beans knew about his note. The medical examiner told his friends about the tip that was mysteriously left in his office by someone "With just awful penmanship. I mean, it's like a six-year-old broke into my office and scribbled on my work."

Yeah, screw you, too, buddy. You try writing with a pen bigger than your body.

Liv and Clive were following up on Atom's tip. It probably wouldn't lead to anything without proof, but at least he tried. It satisfied his desire to share his knowledge and that's all that mattered. Not solving the actual murder. Why would he care about what happened to beans? He'd only lived in Jenny and Sara's home for... seven years.

Shit. Maybe he did care.

No. Humans were tyrants with no regard for others. They would kill or torture or sell borrowers if they got their giant hands on one. He couldn't be sympathetic. He couldn't afford sympathy for beans. Just like he couldn't afford sympathy for a rat or raccoon. No, he didn't care about Jenny or Sara. What a ridiculous notion. Atom shook his head as he pulled himself onto the final thumbtack, curly hair flopping around him. He climbed over a wood beam and examined the dark, dusty space that laid above the ceiling. There were cobwebs everywhere - all of them vacant and perfect for sewing and building. Atom rubbed his hands together. Yes, this would do nicely. He just needed that elevator and construction could begin.

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So with that comes the close to October's candy month and I gotta say, some amazingly tasty energy drinks damn. But, I said the final can of the month was special yes, how though? It is the 100th energy drink I've put a rating to, there are many I haven't shared and with that this is my personal list of energy drinks I've tried.

I'll try to update this every so often, and don't be too surprised when flavors aren't where they were bc sometimes I retry the flavors and find I was just wrong or I was wrong when I posted and then realized the error of my ways. This is both powdered and canned btw!! Best to worst, check the cut.

Ryse Pink Splash Can - Ethereal Monster Java Irish Blend - Wonderful (Sorry) G FUEL Traveler's Ale - Wonderful GHOST FaZe Pop (Gamer powder) - Wonderful G FUEL Black Ice (Blackberry Pear Vanilla) - Wonderful G FUEL Sour Power (Sour Raspberry Candy) - Wonderful Dubby Dubsludge (Sour Green Apple + Bubble Gum) - Wonderful Freshen Up Cherry Limeade - Wonderful GHOST Swedish Fish Can - Wonderful Rogue Tiger's Blood - Wonderful Monster Ultra Violet - Wonderful GHOST Orange Cream Can - Wonderful Ryse Sour Punch Blue Raspberry Can - Wonderful G FUEL Rainbow Sherbet - Wonderful Ryse Ring Pop Berry Blast Can - Wonderful GHOST Cotton Candy Can - Wonderful GHOST Sour Pink Lemonade Can - Wonderful Rogue Cotton Candy Can - Wonderful Monster Ultra White - Wonderful G FUEL Candy Corn - Great but Candy Corn so it's wonderful to me Monster Ultra Sunrise - Wonderful Advanced Cotton Candy - Wonderful GHOST Strawberry Splash Can - Wonderful G FUEL Cotton Candy - Wonderful G FUEL Lingonberry - Wonderful Dubby Dragonade - Great Reign Blue Raspberry Can - Great Alani Witch's Brew Can - Great G FUEL Grape Gummiez Can - Great GHOST Citrus Can - Great G FUEL Power Pellet Can (Cherry Lollipop) - Great G FUEL Blueberry Muffinz Can - Great G FUEL Mystery Flavor - Great G FUEL Tropical Rain - Great GHOST Tropical Mango - Great GLYTCH Moonbow - Great GHOST Warheads Sour Watermelon - Great G FUEL Kamehameha Can (Strawberry Lychee) - Great G FUEL Black on Blackberry - Great G FUEL Soda Ice Candy Can - Great Monster Aussie Lemonade - Great G FUEL Watermelon - Great Monster Khaos - Great GHOST Cherry Limeade Can - Great Monster Ultra Paradise - Great Ryse Sunny D Can - Great GHOST Sour Strips Rainbow - Great G FUEL Strawberry Banana - Great Monster Papillon - Great Rockstar Recovery Fruitpunch - Great Monster Ultra Rosa - Great Freshen Up Samurai's Spirit (Fuji Apple Mango) - Great Advanced Strawberry Shortcake - Great Alani Retro Rainbow - Good QT Rooster Booster (Strawberry) - Good GHOST Redberry Can - Good Monster Java Loca Moca - Good GHOST Blue Raspberry can - Good GLYTCH Cherry Bomb (Black Cherry) - Good Monster (classic) - Good Monster Ultra Gold - Good JuJu Caramel Apple Squeeze - Good Advanced Dream Team Punch - Good Mtn Dew MDX - Good (Listen,,,,OKAY LISTEN it tasted like Slurm, like a made up drink that couldn't exist. I liked that a lot) GLYTCH Dragonsweat (Dragonfruit) - Good G FUEL Tetris Blast Can (Grape, Apple, Passionfruit, Orange + Candy) - Good Gamersupps Strawberry Lime - Good G FUEL Blue Ice Can (Blue Raspberry) - Okay G FUEL Battle Juice (Pineapple) - Okay Gamersupps Pineapple Cocktail - Okay Bawls - Okay G FUEL Wumpa Fruit Can (Apple Peach Candy) - Okay Jolt Cola - Okay Monster Java Mean Bean - Okay GHOST Warheads Sour Green Apple - Okay Monster Ultra Peachy Keen - Okay Poggers Cream Dream - Okay (Ashwagandha root so advised against) Bang Rose - Okay Advanced Blueberry Acai - Okay Monster Ultra Fiesta Mango - Okay Full Throttle Blue Demon - Okay G FUEL Blue Ice (Blue Raspberry) - Okay Advanced Magic Rainbow Sherbet - Okay Gamersupps Blue Razz - Okay Venom Death Adder - Okay Tab Energy - Okay Redbull - Okay NOS - Okay Full Throttle - Okay SoBe Adrenaline Rush - Okay Rockstar (2005) - Bad Mtn Dew Amp - Bad Full Throttle Fury - Bad (Great if u have had enough vodka) Monster Assault - Bad Full Throttle Blueberry Acai - Bad Monster Ultra Watermelon - Bad (Made of cigarettes) Bang Rainbow Unicorn - Bad (but trans colored,,,,,,,,,,,,) G FUEL Snow Cone - Bad (flavorless??) Mtn Dew Kickstart Pineapple Orange Mango Can - Bad (salty fruit beer) Crunk!!! - Horrible (Damaged me psychologically and physically in ways I can't recount) GLYTCH Falcon Smash (Sour Blue Raspberry) - Horrible (fart smell and flavor? is there sulphur in this??)