#Jotaro mention

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

Vampire Empire by Big Thief

[spinningstraw]

It really weirds me out that "Stands as Pets" AUs will make Hierophant Green, like, a cat or something when he's so painfully snake-coded

(I made him an Emerald Tree Boa)

Jotaro is not a huge fan

[eterniqht]

realised i never posted this here whoops…

[december 2021]

[vinnival]

if i were allowed to do a full essay analyzing kakyoin’s character it would mean the end of the world because i would be too powerful

[mrmillipede]

jotakak angst but I was really lazy and couldn’t be bothered to draw a bg <333

[bayfuzzball7050]

Papeada termonuclear

@cassyapper

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

It was the 80s, you can bet Polnareff was doing lines in club bathrooms.

Dio and his manservants too, come to think of it...

[steblynkaagain]

I know this fucking mask lol it's so obvious

Everyone who was bullied knows it

[itsdeathofabachelor]

My favourite thing are those Jojo abridged videos on YouTube whose voice actors can’t mimic certain accents accurately enough so they make Advol Scottish

[dragonpigeons]

My full piece for @/stardustovazine on twitter : Jotaro vs Avdol ⭐️ This took me a long time to do because I love to suffer. Leftover sales are open until Jan 4, 2024!

[a-stars-art-blog]

Family Trip to Morioh [part 1]

Jotaro heads to Morioh to do part 4, but this time he has a whole family that pesters him to let them go as well. Despite his efforts, he gives in.

A nice family vacation. What could go wrong?

[wtf-a-psychoanalysis]

Purple Cousins

Since his “uncle” Usagi married Leo, Jotaro gets to hang out with his new cousin, the equally chaotic S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.

Bonus

“A gun”

[tubbypeddle]

Vampire Kakyoin with totakak?

hi!!!

vampire kakyoin!! that's unique, I haven't written anything like that before!!

(also i'm going to assume you mean jotakak 😭 I can't imagine that would mean anything else)

sorry this took so long, I was a lil busy today 😓

(author's note: major spoilers for part 3! I apologize if this isn't what you were imagining, but this is the first thing that popped up in my head when I read vampire kakyoin😓 credits to gif owners!! also features other characters that will be listed in the tags. let's see if you can catch the little unspoken details I added ❤)

enjoy!!

Noriaki doesn't remember where he is, or how he got there. There's water rushing around him, and his head and neck hurt.

There's a horrid hunger in his stomach that he can't understand. He doesn't know what he's craving, but it's not food. His stomach cramps.

He's pretty high up in the air, and he can hear the commotion of a fight somewhere nearby, where he can't see. Is he in a water silo?

He slowly, carefully, makes his way out of it. He lands onto the ground with a splash. His legs are weaker than he first realized, and he collapses onto the ground with a grunt.

"Where the hell am I?" Noriaki grumbles. "Hierophant?"

His oldest and closest friend shimmers into existence behind him and lays bodily over his back. Something tight in Noriaki's chest releases into relief at the sight of him.

"Where are we, Hierophant?" Noriaki asks, though he knows Hierophant doesn't know anymore than he does.

His point is only proven when Hierophant shrugs. Noriaki sighs.

The hairs on the back of his neck rise, and a second later, a body slams into the concrete right behind him. When Noriaki swivels around, his sight doubles and the pounding behind his eyes gets worse.

Another presence appears before him, as if they'd teleported there. And Noriaki knows immediately that this presence is dangerous. This is something not to be defied.

"Hoh?" it says, steps lightly into Noriaki's field of vision. Its shoes were ridiculous.

Despite his pride, he cowers away from it, crawling backwards until his legs give out.

"How interesting," it continues, stopping just before Noriaki's trembling form. "I'd never imagined taking blood from you like this would turn you."

The other form that was crumbled beside Noriaki stirred, and when he saw his face, Noriaki stilled.

It wasn't that he was handsome, or stoic, or injured. It wasn't even the fact that this man was so familiar that it nearly doubled Noriaki's vision again.

It was the blood dripping from a gash on his forehead. Noriaki could smell it. Like iron and sweetness combined into an intoxicating package.

Noriaki could taste the saliva pooling in his mouth. He wanted the blood dripping from the man's head.

"Kakyoin," the man says, his eyes turning from stoic to worried. Noriaki could barely hear him over the static in his ears. "What's the matter with you?"

"Oh, I'm afraid that our dear friend is far too gone now. I'm sure he must be absolutely starving right now," the dangerous entity says.

The hunger that was curdling in Noriaki's stomach urges him forward. He's crawling towards the injured man on all fours, staggering and frothing at the mouth. The man in turn scrambles backwards away from him, but Noriaki doesn't stop his hunt.

He can see the man's lips moving, he's probably saying something, but Noriaki can't hear him. The ringing in his ears is too loud.

But he can hear the dangerous entity says, "He's so hungry, Jotaro Kujo. You better run while you can."

What follows is laughter that Noriaki can only describe as maniacal. But he doesn't focus on that. He can't focus on that. He's so hungry. He follows after the man with the hat that scrabbles to stand and run away from him. He won't let his prey get away that easily.

When Noriaki pounces on the man, fangs bared, he and the man both go down to the ground. Noriaki prepares to sink his teeth into the man's neck, but the man manages to get a stick in his mouth just in time. Noriaki growls around it, snapping his teeth trying to break through it. But it's then that the man's voice gets through to him.

"Kakyoin, listen to me! You won't kill me. Do you understand me? You won't. I'm your friend."

Something about the way he says it has Noriaki pausing despite his starvation.

"Do you hear me, Noriaki Kakyoin? I know you're still in there. I know my friend is still in there. And he'd be devastated if you killed me here."

Hierophant is summoned without Noriaki actively calling to him. And all he does is look Noriaki in his eyes. The space behind his eyes throbs, and a memory flashes before his eyes.

-----

"Really?"

The voice is astonished, which Noriaki considers a win in his books. His friend usually never sounds anything other than stoic.

"I'm your first friend outside of Hierophant Green?"

"Well, yeah. Nobody wanted to be friends with the freak who could see things that weren't there."

Noriaki's voice is full of bitterness. Resentment. He didn't know if he could ever forgive the kids who treated him horribly as a kid.

"For what it's worth," his friends starts. Noriaki feels a warmth over his hand, and when he glances down, he sees his friend has laid his palm over the back of his hand. His face feels hot. "I'm glad I get to be your friend in this lifetime."

And Noriaki Kakyoin meets Jotaro Kujo's eyes, unhidden by his hat for the first time since he's met him. And he smiles.

-----

"Jojo," Noriaki mumbles, muffled behind the stick, but still comprehensible.

Jotaro underneath him flashes a rare smile. "There you are, Seaweed."

He says it in Japanese. His nickname for him rolls off his tongue more naturally than English does. Nori.

Hierophant helps Noriaki stand when Jotaro finally takes the stick out of his mouth. He's still hungry, and he still wants Jotaro's blood. He doesn't know what's holding him back from eating his friend alive right now, but whatever it is, he is eternally grateful.

Jotaro takes his stance in front of Noriaki. The sight makes him feel hot in his face, but safe.

"Come on, Seaweed," he says. "Maybe we'll find a way to use your new Vampirism to take down DIO."

[signanothername]

The road to recovery is a long one but one eventually gets there <3

[untilsfe]

Usagi Yojimtober (lol) day 2 - cooking

It occurred to me that Jotaro at some point would like to learn how to cook so he and Usagi have something decent to eat even when they don't have a lot of money during journeys. So he asked Kenichi for lessons!! Really bad move hahaha

Usagi is thinking something like: calm down, Kenichi would not let your own son kill you, right? Right???