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Daddy Issues
Max verstappen x reader
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Both you and Max have similar daddy issues. How do you comfort eachother in times of need?
Warnings: DADDY ISSUES GALORE, depictions of verbal, emotional, and physical abuse, anger issues, Google translated Dutch (I know two other languages and neither if them is dutch)
Notes: Not proofread (we die like Charles Leclerc's car at the 2023 Brisish GP FP2), third-person POV
Masterlist // Part Two // Part three
Sometimes, her love story with Max felt like that of Romeo and Juliette. That's what she likes to tell herself as their dads once again go to war with their respective children.
How either of them had made it this far in life, she had no clue.
This particular night was Max's turn to receive a phone call. The two lovers had been laying in bed during the winter break, keeping eachother warm, when the phone started buzzing.
Max had taken one look at the caller ID and debated whether to just let it ring through or answer. The latter being the better decision or else he would get that added to the procrastinated verbal slaps his father likes to give freely.
The Dutch picked up the phone and pulled the woman close to him in the same motion.
"Hello." His voice is rough, his annoyance becoming apperant in this moment.
Jos' voice through the phone was so loud she didn't even have to try and listen. It was as if he was in the room with them.
She ran her fingers through his hair as he did his best to keep his composure.
"Have you been practicing with the sim?"
"Yes."
"Good, wouldn't want you getting worse or being distracted by the female in your house over the break," he laughed.
Max's free hand entwined with hers. The woman proceding to squeeze his three times. A silent I love you for time like this.
"Maybe you can finally put her to use if you were smart."
A blow to both of them. She had winced only a little, but it didn't go unnoticed. Max brought her knuckles to his mouth and silently let his lips graze them.
"Next race I expect to see you make less mistakes and if there is more then you only have yourself and the women to blame."
"Goodnight dad."
Max quickly hung up the phone and tossed it aside.
She, however, took a different approach and jumped out of the bed. Her now cold body running to the kitchen. Max close behind her.
"I've decided we need hot chocolate." She stated before he could even get the question out.
The two spend the rest of the night cuddling with hot chocolate and watching kids' movies.
The words of Jos are not easily forgotten, but maybe Max could find a way to heal regardless.
The next time something like this happened, it was her turn.
Unfortunately for her, they were at a race. Her parents wanted to come because it's a race in her home country. Spending the day with their daughter, who lives far away now, sounds great in theory.
It had started tame. The three of you sitting in the Redbull hospitality catching up until she went to go find some of your friends and wish them luck.
Thankfully, Lando was walking by and spotted her.
"Hey (Y/N)!" He shouted. Successfully grabbing her attention. The woman waved and made it three steps forward before her dad had placed his hand on her shoulder.
Startled, she spun around and put some distance between them.
"We need to talk." The older man crossed his arms.
Immediately, her body felt like she was a child again. Her shoulders sagged but looked him in the eyes anyway. Knowing if she didn't, he would become more upset.
"I know me and your mom aren't the most rich people, but at least we gave you a better childhood thank ours." He sighed and let out a small laugh. Something he did to make her believe she wasn't in trouble. "You could be a little more grateful to us before running off with some guy who has more than us."
"I'm sorry," was all she could muster.
Thankfully, lando had come over to say hello after she had finished her conversation. He waited, not wanting to interrupt. Until he heard the apology, then he decided to gently step in.
"(Y/N)! Glad I caught you! Max wanted to see you before qualifying." The Brit felt proud of himself for how smooth that sounded.
"Oh do you know where he is?"
"Yeah, follow me." He gestured with his head the direction they were going to head.
"I'll talk to you later, dad." She smiled sadly. Then, she turned to follow Lando.
The two walked in silence to the Redbull garage. Lando not wanting to push the woman and her attempting to swallow her tears before having to talk to Max. Stressing him out before he needed to race was not on her agenda today.
When Max spotted her coming into the garage, he jogged over, greeting his love and his friend with a bright smile.
"What are you doing down here? I thought you were up in hospitality?" He asked.
Max's eyes dart between the two. Taking in the sheepish smile of one and a mixture of sadness and confusion on the other.
Lando turns to look at the woman beside him. "Sorry about lying to you, but I heard what your dad was saying to you..." He trails.
Max's face drops. Suddenly understanding why she had come with a sullen expression.
"It's okay Lan, thank you for rescuing me."
"Anytime." He nods before making his way out of the garage.
Max places his hands on her shoulders. "Do you want to talk about it now, or do you want a hug?"
She doesn't respond. Instead, she embraces him, inhaling his scent and listening to the sound of his heart.
"Race first, talk later." She gives him a quick kiss on the cheek for goodluck.
Max understanding her needs and how she is feeling, helped put the words of her dad into the back of her brain.
The following incident happened in the two's shared home. Jos had cone knocking at the door while Max was away grabbing some essentials for dinner that night. She regretted not going with him now. Opting to get things ready and started while Max was away.
"Oh, it's you." Jos sneered. Practically shoving her out of the way to get inside the apartment. "Where is my son?"
"He's at the store grabbing things for dinner, but I think he'll be back shortly." The young woman closes the door but hardly moves, barely a breath entering her lungs.
Dealing with Jos on her own was always a difficult task. Often fighting with herself between being on the defensive and provoking him more, or just staying quiet. Normally, she opted for the latter.
"You should really consider leaving him now. It'll hurt him less, and he'll be able to focus on what's important again." His eyes burn on her. "Have you still not understood that you are hindering him?! He has been making more mistakes since you seduced him."
She lost her grip for a moment, her mouth letting the words slip before her frontal lobe could fully process.
"Have you ever considered that encouraging and being proud of him might help him more than the constant berating?"
Jos' face went red, his jaw clenching in anger. He looked like he might break something.
Originally, she hadn't realized how close he had been. Now, knowing she should have put more than an arms reach.
The sting on her cheek was not a sensation she was used to. Her father had never actually hit her. thrown stuff around, and broke things from occasionally, but never hit her.
Tears began pricking her eyes. How was she to respond now?
"Don't speak to me like that. It's ridiculous that he keeps you around."
Well, she already crossed the line. There's no going back now. "Maybe because I am actually kind to him." Standing her grand, she managed to look directly at him. The shock of her action clearly displayed on his figure. "Your son is one of the kindest and funniest people I have ever met. He is successful not because because of you but because of himself and what he has achieved through his own hard work."
She had been so lost in her speech that she had failed to hear the keys in the door.
"I'm glad you think so geliefde." His voice was soft towards her. Relief washed over her face as she turned to see him. "What are you doing here, dad?"
"I came to look over some things with you about your next race."
Max's eyes narrowed at him. He quickly places the bag with groceries in it on the floor and strides over where the young woman is still trying to figure out what to do next.
Max places his hands on either side of her face and examines it. "Well, now you don't get to ever come back."
"Max-"
"She is right. I am loved by her unconditionally, and I don't need you to constantly criticize me. And you especially do not get to lay hands on anyone I care about."
Max's eyes turned cold. Now staring past her while still holding her protectively. "Get out."
"Son I think we should at least talk about this!"
"Get out! Or I will call the authorities."
Jos raised his hands in defeat and wnt to exit the space. Before he closed the door, he left you both with a parting message. "I hope she is worth it, Max, and if you realize she's not, then don't come crawling back to me."
When the door clicked closed, she couldn't stop the tears from flowing. "I'm so sorry I shouldn't have said anything to him." She sobbed.
Max embraced her gently and leaned to whisper, "You did nothing wrong, I don't need him to be proud of me. Instead, I think your encouragement will be enough to fuel me for races."
Then, they both started to heal.
#max verstappen#x reader#max verstappen x reader#formula one#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#angst#possibly self indulgent#redbull racing#daddy issues#max verstappen is a protector#he is also very funny#max#verstappen#motorsport#Jos is the worst#super max#orange army#lando norris#lando norris x reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x y/n#daniel Riccardo#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#pierre gasly
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It’s so funny to me how wildly different so many of the companions impressions of the master are, because you’ve got:
- someone who repeatedly imprisoned and kidnapped you but was oddly polite about it
- someone who possessed and killed your father then destroyed your home planet
- someone who got turned into a cheetah creature
- someone who imprisoned and tortured you and your family for a year
- someone who clearly has a thing going on with the guy you have a thing with and is getting territorial about it
- someone who’s actions directly lead to your death and subsequent conversion into a cyberman
- someone who played dress up with you for a bit before he started trying to kill you
#that’s not all of them but like#imagine what that conversation at the companion support group must have been like#Jo definitely would have been the outlier#but aces experience wasn’t exactly the worst either#like it was mostly bad on account of the cheetah virus#the master was more focused on having a weird gay thing with the doctor#doctor who#the master
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the gorms in our most debauched state
posting steamplant content on this fine day because i am missing the other half of the rat pack deeply.
phia aspen we love you and miss you :')
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photo: @heykrashly
harrow: @wyyrdplayy
ianthe: @phia.cos (ig)
gideon: it me
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon cosplay#harrow cosplay#ianthe cosplay#griddlehark#worst throuple ever#cw ianthe tridentarius#my cosplay#friend's cosplay#friend's photography#jo's cosplay
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The flavor’s intoxicating
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Seo Moon-jo who has a canon(!!) habit of dragging you into enclosed spaces and shutting the door whenever he's about to fuck you up
#i am not okay#this man is bringing out the worst in me#seo moonjo#seo moon jo#seo moon joo#seo moon jo x reader#strangers from hell#lee dong wook#hell is other people#lee dong wook x you#lee dong wook x reader
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza series#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza 7#yakuza like a dragon#ichiban kasuga#jo sawashiro#masumi arakawa#snap sketches#sorry every time i draw jo i think of this vine its like. a legal requisite in my brain to think of it#unrelated tag ramble time i finished smile. it was. :)#it wasnt especially good but it wasnt the worst thing ever- it was funny but definitely not intentionally LMAO#a sad kind of funny ig but id have to explain the entire series to elaborate on that#i feel slimy saying i didnt really like the romance but it just.. it just didnt work for me..#cant wait to start garden of wind.... second time nakai's chara has a terminal illness and has to reconcile with his family... awesome...#ok bye im gonna make porkfloss onigiri because ive lost control of my life#i need medical attention cause i just keep thinkin bout how cute ttm is.. maybe pork floss onigiri will fix me.. <- doubt
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not me pulling this face 🥹 because do me yourself is suddenly getting a lot of love?!! whoever out there must be loving on it, thank you! 😘 I wish to send you a bouquet of jo love and forehead kisses
#jo: dmy#fic: dmy#jo’s thoughts#(like for real I loved this fic and it ended at the worst moment when my inbox was a horrid minefield of nasty and the summer happened)#(and somehow this lovely fic I poured my heart into got stained because of it but the fact people love it??? makes me grin)#(I love them - I love that fic - I need to do better at not letting outside things make me feel weird about my work)
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ngl somehow SSFummer sounds like a slur for joker out fans
"you fucking ssfummer"
#or smth else like that idk im not a slur expert#jo continue to make the worst puns and jokes and i need to kill them and shut them up (affectionate)#joker out
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Someone explain to me how Checo gets to renew his contract when his crash in Monaco was SO BAD it put him in lead of the Destructors Championship by over $400k and Ferrari is only 24 points behind in current standing.
#god now i have to watch my chili pepper go to fucking WILLIAMS ARE YOU SHITTING ME???#“he'll go to Audi in 26 dont worry” excuse me i will worry with all my worries#they better pay him big money#fuck jos verstappen fuck him so much he's the worst#trying to force Max into Mercedes then chasing Carlos away from RB#i hate that man#carlos sainz#red bull racing#formula 1#checo perez#sergio checo pérez#sorry if my numbers are off im at work screaming into the void w/o internet
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“these two will fight forever; a prophecy” ❤️🩹
#f1#formula 1#max verstappen#verstappen#charles leclerc#leclerc#lestappen#jos saying this?????#worst person u ever know made a great point#i posted it on twitter and thought oh good plan to do it here too
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together in every universe. or something
#bojan cvjetićanin#kris guštin#joker out#im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point#hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨)#<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj#i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now#i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW)#only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert#NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭#what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot#and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit#(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy#but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to#actively seek them out and you know go to a concert#im just too scared and awkward to do it#maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me#i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age#like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to???#like i'd rather go with my friends#but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever#sooooo#not happening any time soon#maybe next yr?? but probably not#unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool#i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess#at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see#(you will know since it will have been posted)#a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home#my art
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Munich, Strom 04.12.2023
Picture by me
#nace jordan#jan peteh#joker out#nace ja jan#the worst#yeah the post-gig blues are hitting me#giving away my tickets to the spring tour bc nothing can EVER compare to this#the gig was lit and the shirt thing happened and I met mogoče-nocoj and saw so many amazing people again and just#how can anything ever compare to that?#they are MADE for such small gigs ngl#and also those two are the worstest#jo munich 23#my gig footage
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Damn some of yall hate fun fr can’t I just do a sad little meaningless Logan Sargent edit/drawing and everyone loses their minds 😭😭 it’s not that serious…
#why are ppl dming me talking ab his blood money#and how shitty his family is#THE SAINZ FAMILY IS FULL OF FASCISTS DAWG#THE SARGEANTS BEING REPUBLICANS IS UM BAD. BUT NOT THE WORST THING AN F1 FAMILY HAS DONE#fr like Jos had MURDER charges???#there’s def worse things but like..#it’s just not that serious#anyways#f1#f1blr#formulanni#ls2
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personally i think they're in love
#man down#brian ames#brian's one-sided pining for dan since their school days...#under the impression that dan might have feelings for jo or vise versa so laying back keeping it under wraps#just happy that they have their trio. they're safe group. found family so doesnt risk anything#they grow up.. brian gets a real job. starts his life .. shelves the whole thing and gets on with it#sorry im so in my head right now i just watched the mock date episode#all brian wanted was to feel special.......#also brian's constant exasperation when dan needs him for things. because he'd do anything for dan but it's the Worst!!!! he's the worst!!!#ok i think im done now#md posting
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In addition to the Molly and Burrich stuff at the end of AQ being Fucking Weird it’s also like the last thing Fitz says to Burrich is accusing him of not being able to live his own life at all so Burrich goes to set out and abandons his adoptive son (that he just raised from the dead!!) to prove that he can live his own only for (he believes) that son to get murdered. But he goes to look after Fitz’s ex and child, before getting together with Fitz’s ex and raising his child! Like it just proves how right Fitz is because no Burrich can’t be his own person, first he takes Chivalry’s place in the story and then he take Fitz’s! Burrich has devoted so much of himself to each of these people that when they are gone from his life he becomes them.
#Jo’s posts#rote#realm of the elderlings#fitzchivalry farseer#burrich#I think that Molly’s feelings regarding all of this is also fucked up#like here is 20 year old girl with extreme daddy issues who marries a man 15+ years older than her#like Burrich and Molly are really together to play out their worst traumas#Burrich’s being the loss of Fitz and Molly’s being the abuse she suffered from her father#it’s a lot
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happy halloween :]
bonus outfit concept doodles under the cut lol:
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza 7#yakuza like a dragon#arasawa#masumi arakawa#jo sawashiro#snap sketches#//insert doujin joke here//#sorry for putting bonafide old man spice on the dashboard </3 aint even that bad tbh#still da|go avert your eyes#gotta make a 'not safe for daigo' tag now LMAO STOP#nsfd#ok anyway.#sorry i was in the worst mood of my life while drawing this <3 i almost stopped stream right around the second round of shading#i just felt so Ugh BUT i was too excited to finish this on stream to not so. here we are#i was most excited t post this and the comic cause i did make sawashiro look kinda cute in the first panel </3#i think thats all i got to say. ok bye dont look at me#happy halloween <3 <- halloween is two weeks away ?????
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