#Joren Jawbreaker

[sugaldean]

Because of the time quangle i'm currently shipping Arthur Aguefort with every old (weird?) person that ever showed up in d20

[emiko-matsui]

7 years into the ravening war and not one single mention of Jawbreaker. Matthew Mercer I am coming for you

[heytherecentaurs]

If after a Crown of Candy Joren rejoined Candia proper and entered the Concord now that Amethar is Emperor, no longer existing as a rogue state, he would regain his title of Prince in addition to being a Duke and in doing so would make Liam a prince as well. Because the Candian monarchy appears to be modelled generally after the British one, Liam receives the title of Prince because his father was the son of the king and remains a Count of Freezyberg because that is a title of peerage.

This would mean that Duchess Primsy Coldbottle isn't courting a humble Count as she says in that sweet scene where she asks him to hold hands and go for a walk but a Prince of Candia in the line of succession for the Candian throne.

Just some stuff to think about.

[d20unfuckability]

"He's a big fuzzy perfect gentleman who doesn't do pants"

"The platonic ideal of a Hunk, with a weapon called "chinseeker" so you know he's not afraid to dish out punishment if you misbehave! ;) also he's a maestro of piss in terms of power and control, so if golden showers are your thing he'll give you a golden power-wash!"

[lunarlover12]

"Seed guy, war guy? You're my guy."

[chungledown-bimothy]

You can find this in every drawer in Castle Manylicks

[chaoticallynerdy]

Idk why or if this was mentioned somehow somewhere but I have what feels like this insane headcannon that Duke Joren Jawbreaker looks like Jason Momoa. This is how I always imagine him in my head lmao

[scottsumrners]

me too mr. joren

[magicratfingers]

just war guy stuff

[sakul21]

The party on their way with Duke Joren Jawbreaker to break the siege of Port Syrup!

[thehobbitlass]

The only way Joren Jawbreaker knows how.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Meeting Joren Jawbreaker and it's like okay. This is where Liam's social skills come from. I get it now.

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Tournament Two: Round Three - Bracket One [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Ayda Aguefort vs Joren Jawbreaker

Propaganda under the cut

Ayda Aguefort - She/Her

Campaign: Dimension 20 LIVE, Pirates of Leviathan

Who is she?

Ayda Aguefort (pronounced EYE-da) is a half-phoenix divination wizard and a librarian in the Compass Points Library in Leviathan. She is the daughter of Arthur Aguefort and girlfriend of Fig Faeth.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

"Queer Black autistic pirate wizard librarian of my heart <3"

"Shes the lesbian autism rep we NEEDED"

"Autistic, wlw, immune to fire damage. Need I say more?"

"Daughter of perhaps the most powerful and most unhinged man in the world, and a bird made of literal fire. Beyond being a black canonically-autistic lesbian wizard/phoenix who becomes girlfriend to one PC and best friend to another, she is also immortal in a way that is both beautiful and tragic. She raised Garthy, and was then raised by Garthy, and then she will most likely be raised by Adaine ad infinitum—gifting Adaine eternal company as a fellow immortal, but also the pain of loss each time she dies and the joy of rediscovery each time she is reborn. Truly the most character of our time."

"AUTISTIC SWAG YOU KNOW IT."

Submitted by: WON HER SUDDEN DEATH MINI-ROUND

Joren Jawbreaker - He/him

Campaign: A Crown of Candy

Who is he?

Duke Joren Jawbreaker is the head of House Jawbreaker and Liam Wilhelmina's father.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

Sex positive icon who supports his asexual son (even if he doesn’t always remember his name). Also greatest pisser in the land.

Submitted by: Anonymous

[d20unfuckability]

can you believe joren and baba yaga are losing what has the world come to

piss kink is wildly underrated

[operationslipperypuppet]

Top 5 DM whomps! This is such a fun series

hoo boy yes this is very fun. also there are so many this is gonna be rough.

The Lord Scythe fight, particularly when Murph is like “Lord Scythe casts invisibility and runs” and Emily says “absolutely not, branding smite doesn’t let that happen”. Also it’s not a whomping moment but the conversation Billie, Krissy, and Johnny have during that fight is so funny.

Not a full whomping, but the first 2 rounds of the Thiala fight are like textbook perfection for the boobs. Hardwon stays focused and does 580something damage. Moonshine makes sure everything sticks. Bev becomes an elder champion. So much fun.

I’m now gonna also draw from d20! Surprise! Emily’s first turn in the battle to save Joren Jawbreaker in ACOC. The thunderstep + channel divinity combined with a quickened spare the dying. Incredible.

Also from ACOC, when Liam casts “detect poison and disease”, causing Brennan to say “I hate having my shit fucked”. (At least I think that’s how it lines up. That Liam moment is excellent regardless).

Sid critting on the Vercadian Protector Droid and doing 520 damage. “Is there another vercadian protector droid” “nope just the one”. Exchange of all time