#Jonesy... I love you Jonesy...

[eldritchravens]

Welcome Home - Springtime Salutations ! - A collection of every secret I could find

⚠️SPOILERS AHEAD!⚠️

This post is a collection of all the things I discovered during my exploration of the website. I'm not going to delve too much into theories, this is more of a list of curiosities with a pinch of speculation. Buckle up, this will be a long post! Enjoy!

1 - Where's Wally?

Where did Wally go?! Oh No!! It seems our beloved puppet went missing! Seriously, this is very strange, and probably the first thing everyone noticed when loging in. Instead, Julie is here to welcome us. Hello Julie! :)

Most noticeably, Wally is missing from the front page, the Guestbook page and the Welcome Home page. His absence is also alluded to in the Storybook "Sweet Briar". So... Where IS Wally? We'll come back to this in a minute.

2 - The page is still breathing

Look very closely, the image is still... breathing. This phenomenon was added during the homewarming update, however it's interesting to note the image still moves even after the outfit change, and after Wally's disappearance. Very unnerving.

3 - Audio Distorsions

I managed to find 4 instances with audio distortions, specifically in the storybooks.

You can find two of them in "Springtime Salutations" (0:26 & 11:35). And the last two are heard in "The Julie Guide to being Joyful" (4:06 & 5:19)

4 - Missing page

In the storybook "The Julie Guide to being Joyful", here you may notice there is actually a missing page, it seems to have been ripped off! Not only that, but the audio distorts right as we're supposed to read the missing page. This section might have been supposed to be about Frank. How curious!

5 - Goo be upon ye!

That mysterious goo is still everywhere! What I find very interesting is how it always seems to be present where some nefarious, secret stuff is happening. It's like an infection.

6 - New... Friend?

Hello there little guy! You seem... quite curious. The page is burned away you say? Strange, usually the damage is made by paint and ink. Let's keep them in mind for later, shall we?

7 - The Neighborhood

There is our good old familiar Neirborhood, beautifully blooming for spring time! Except... What's this? Look at the center. When you open the background image in a new tab, as ususal, you can see what's underneath Home. Here, it appears that the Welcome Home Restoration Project did their best to block out the black goo from pouring out, by scribbling on the hole. Is this why Wally is missing? Because they're trying to keep him away?

It might not be working as well as intended, because now, some sort of dark void is creeping out of the forest. Look closely That definetly wasn't here before. Something is desperatly trying to seep out of the website. But I digress. Why don't we click on home to see Wally's profile?

8 - Finding Wally

Oh! That is... very much unusual. They took Wally's canvas away, and most importantly, he is not looking at us anymore. Whoever is behing WHRP is doing their darn best to keep him at bay.

But that's not all! His audio changed too! It's a phone ringing for about 40 seconds. Hm, a phone ringing huh? Maybe a hint? Where have we seen a phone we can interact with on the website before?

Bingo. Go to the Toys page in Discoveries, and then click the red button, it will take you to this secret link. We found Wally!

There, Wally sounds... rough. His voice is quite distorted, and Home is there as well. I strongly advise you to listen to the whole thing, our beloved puppet has a LOT of things to tell us. Most importantly, he is sending us on a quest.

"Gather good words from the flowers."

... Hm.

You know where this is going. Here we go.

9 - The Floriography Puzzle

OH BOY OH BOY. We finally arrive at the meat and potatoes of the update. Strap in, this one was quite tough to crack. Let me walk you through the process.

First of all, what is Floriography? Floriography, or “the language of flowers,” was a popular Victorian fad in which specific meanings were attributed to different plants and flowers, specific words.

Knowing this, we are going to need two things : First of all I recommend using this website, it has a solid list to help you decode that flower puzzle. Then, we need the board game cards from the WH website.

Now that we have our decoding tools, we may begin gathering the flowers. To do so, you need to spot them in the website's new additions. Then after spotting them, you need to translate their meaning using Floriography ! Don't worry, I already did the work for you, here's all the flowers I could find :

Storybook - Springtime Salutations : Trefoil, Iris, Oleander = Revenge, Message, Beware

Storybook - Sweet Briar : Quince, Osmunda, Hawthorn = Temptation, Dreams, Hope

Storybook - The Julie Guide to being Joyful : Daffodil, Moonwort, Belladonna = Regard, Forgetfulness, Silence

Food - What makes the Flowers Bloom : Daisy, Bluebell, Witch Hazel = Innocence, Constancy, A spell

Music - "Devotion" Album cover : Helenium, Rosemary, Dahlia = Tears, Remembrance, Instability

There we go, fantastic! But now, what do we do with that big bouquet of words? That one took me a while to figure out : We need to find secret links! The way to do so is rather simple once you figure it out, at the end of the WH web adress, type in the words you decoded from the flowers in order of their appearance.

This will lead you to hidden links! Videos, to be precise. These videos are all part of a story focussing on Julie, I won't say anything else, just watch them! No worries, I've prepared all the links for you, in chronological order too ! Enjoy the show, neighboor :

/revengemessagebeware

/temptationdreamshope

/regardforgetfulnesssilence

/innocenceconstancyaspell

/tearsremembranceinstability

There is so much to unpack here, and there is so much I'd like to say. I'm going to restrain myself though because this post is getting long. Please note though, in the third video at the end, you can hear Wally repeating a line from the "Julie Guide to being Joyful".

That... and...!

WELL HELLO THERE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU. WHY ARE YOU HERE. (Told you to keep them in mind for later, didn't I?)

10 - Super secret link

One last secret link to find. If you take each first flower word of each link, in chronological order, and then assemble them, you may find one last (to my knowledge) secret link! This link leads you to an image. Frank is looking directly at the viewer. It's not the first time this happened, curiously enough, if you remember the Homewarming update.

11 - Awayfrompryingeyes

Let's end this with a visit inside W's eldritch horror-proof bunker website, Away from Prying Eyes.

Here, you will find three new entries from our mysterious "W". One of them is titled "April 12, 2025" a general update on their situation, which seems to have gotten better according to W.

The second one is titled "Joy", and features W trying out the so called Joy Soda. You can see the advertisement for this drink in the Food section of Discoveried on the main website.

Oh... that's... Hm.

W, sweetheart, we appreciate your dedication to the cause, we really do, but I really don't think drinking something that was made in the 70s is a particularly good idea.

And finally, most interesting of all in my opinion, we have an entry titled "Toy Box". In this, W wrote about this so called toy box, expressing their excitement about recieving such an object. They then post a picture to show us. At first glance, the picture is completely dark... but with a few adjusments...

There it is. From what we can see, there seems to be some kind of green leaf motif here, with the characters "GLE ' " at the bottom, and what I think might be the MARLO logo on the bottom right. Beyond that, we can't really make out anything else. Fascinating, thank you W. Please don't sink further into madness.

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AND THERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS! I was unable to discover anything else on my own, but please do let me know if you find anything new!! I'd love to know! So please, if you've discovered anything not mentioned in this post, share it in the comments!

Thank you for reading, and Springtime Salutations, neighboor! 🌸

[lizaisdrawing]

MR. JOYFUL 🌈

[thecodeisveroncia]

Jimmy and rare Jonesy sighting…plus robert

[loveinhereyes-flowersinherhair]

Extract from “When Giants walked the Earth.” by Mick Wall ♡

“Watching Bonzo now, being able to hear the detail, to actually see him close-up working, it’s marvellous,’ agrees Jones.

“That was the thing about the smaller gigs. Drums get fairly unsubtle through a large PA. But in a smaller place like Albert Hall you can hear all the incredible detail he was always putting into his work. He was constantly varying, changing all the time. He was just such an exciting musician to play with. Some musicians hate if the drummer or one of the other musicians starts to diversify from the song, or go off into their own thing. But in Zeppelin, that was the whole point, and John was magnificent at that. He really kept you on your toes as a musician and a listener. That’s when the empathy becomes incredibly exhilarating.

He was the best drummer i’ve ever played with, bar none.”

[aliksims]

Happy New Year's Eve everyone!

I've been wanting to recolor the Jonesi Bed Blanket for a while because it just has so many fun meshes linked to it, so I'm excited I finally got to this!

Extra credits for the textures: the knitted texture is from YanderePlum's recolors(1), the Province Quilt texture is from AmythestFenix(2), the Winter Arabesque pattern is by Mollie Coonce(3), and the Vintage Retro Grunge Wallpaper pattern is by WebtreatsetC(4). (Unfortunately, I didn't save the specific page where I found the first two textures, so I'll just be linking to a website for each creator. ;;>_>)

I included HugeLunatic's fixed Jonesi blanket mesh(5) with each recolor, but if you have more than one version of that mesh in your downloads folder it disappears! So do make sure to check!

All recolors come in all 110 colors of the AKS Object Rainbow 4 (6). A few colors/actions are borrowed from others; each individually packaged recolor file is labeled with the original creator, palette, and name, but it’s all abbreviated so check the included documentation to fill in the missing letters. While I only bundled the files together by pattern, you can bundle them however you want yourself- they all have different SortIndex numbers, so you won't have to worry about the colors overwriting each other. ^^b

Remember, I'm including 2 types of packaging for each recolor, but both have the exact same recolors- pick your favorite poison. ^^b

A01- Linen all 110 colors packaged individually: http://simfil.es/5167172/

A01- Linen all 110 colors in ONE file: http://simfil.es/5167174/

A21- Knitted all 110 colors packaged individually: http://simfil.es/5167175/

A21- Knitted all 110 colors in ONE file: http://simfil.es/5167195/

B01- Province Quilt all 110 colors packaged individually: http://simfil.es/5167214/

B01- Province Quilt all 110 colors in ONE file: http://simfil.es/5167231/

B11- Winter Arabesque 4b all 110 colors packaged individually: http://simfil.es/5167232/

B11- Winter Arabesque 4b all 110 colors in ONE file: http://simfil.es/5167239/

C01- Vintage Retro Grunge Wallpaper 6 all 110 colors packaged individually: http://simfil.es/5167253/

C01- Vintage Retro Grunge Wallpaper 6 all 110 colors in ONE file: http://simfil.es/5167260/

The preview picture, swatches, and color info are included with both downloads. As always, I own nothing so you can’t sell it. :)

(1): https://yandereplumsim.tumblr.com/

(2): https://sims2artists.com/index.php?board=259.0

(3): https://molliesavestheday.blogspot.com/2015/01/pixelscrapper-january-2015-blog-train.html

(4): https://www.deviantart.com/webtreatsetc/art/Vintage-Retro-Wallpaper-Part-6-198359686

(5): https://sims2artists.com/index.php?topic=602.0

(6): https://aliksims.tumblr.com/post/713353318051856384/

[disarminglybright]

Funny thing about letterkenny is like- you don't really know anything about the characters. It really does feel like you're just catching glimpses of their lives during their off hours

[daisychain-unchained]

I love how during the Madison Square Garden performance of Dazed and Confused, you don’t realize until about halfway through that Jimmy has been summoning demons with his guitar, when Robert starts vocally exorcising them from his body

[pfhwrittes]

from this prompt list i give you "first time meeting their superior" with my oc jonesy.

–

“oh fuck me, you’re bloody huge ent yew?!” the words are out of jonesy’s mouth and hanging in shocked silence before she even realises it. 

someone in the circle surrounding the mats giggles nervously before the sound is cut off by a strangled yelp and a hastily hissed “shut it, pearson!” as the absolute mountain of a man - “ghost” as he’d been introduced by the charismatic scot - cocks his head and nails jonesy to the floor with a look nanny grace would be proud of. 

“what did you just say?” 

oh shit.

jonesy clears her throat and pointedly ignores the voice in the back of her head that sounds a lot like her year 10 biology teacher reprimanding her in the same tone.

“what i mean to say, sir, is that you’re fuckin’ massive.” 

there’s another hiss from the crowd and jonesy swears she can feel thirty sphincters tightening in fear as ghost takes three heavy steps onto the mats. 

"step forward, sergeant." ghost rumbles and jonesy swallows convulsively.

oh fuckin’ hell, this is gonna hurt.

–

ten minutes later, eight more than jonesy was expecting, she holds an ice pack to her rapidly swelling eye and bites back a grin as she overhears ghost talking to captain price. 

“she’ll do.”

[onemorecupofcoffee]

led zeppelin performing “since i’ve been loving you” at madison square garden, 1973.

[noots-wears-blue-boots]

Having an extra all fucking day fortnite day because I need to visit all my bbgs before the season ends and they leave tmrw 😭

[indecisive-dizzy]

Thinking about Julie and Daisey, I need them to be friends

Julie would totally drag Daisey to play her made up games, Daisey has genuinely lost their head multiple times trying to play

They do each other’s hair, Daisey loves playing with and braiding Julie’s long hair

Cuddles are real, they hug almost every time they see each other. Daisey loves Julie’s hugs

Girlfriends maybe?? /hj

Julie makes flower crowns with the flowers in Daisey’s garden, with permission of course. Daisey keeps every single one

Daisey helps with her jokes, they buy her joke books

Julie totally asks if Daisey has horns (since she knows Flora has horns)

Daisey is confused and just says no

Daisey gets along with Julie’s siblings, they like Bea the most. Frannie tends to be mean but Daisye can handle it lmao

I know next to nothing about Jonesy but I love him and Daisey likes messing with his hair

That’s all my ideas I don’t think about them often but I love them

EEEEEE FRIENDSHIP <333

Julie's games get intense I'm not surprised Dasiey loses her head! I'm sure Frank has to on occasion lol

Doing 👏 Each others 👏 Hair 👏 the ultimate platonic love language for Julie, she loves letting people play with her hair

Cuddles, Hugs, akfjajdjjad YES absolutely Julie is spinning Dasiey around in a hug every day without fail, girl has so much energy (and strength)

Flower crowns sniff,, I love flower crowns,,

ajfjajdb Julie loves the joke book, she probably decorates it with stickers <3

JOYFUL SIBLINGS MENTIONED <33

Bea is definitely the calmest of the four I imagine,, Look at her and tell me that's not a Peacekeeping Older Sister

Franny has an attitude! But she genuinely cares for her family, you just gotta learn to understand when she's roasting you with love

Jonesy is a mystery! and I bet he's so confused by that lol. He's not trying to be mysterious, he's a just quiet, chill dude. But he will roast Franny right back. And play all of Julie's games (except chess). And enjoys hanging out with Bea while they do their own thing, parallel play my beloved.

Oh and He totally doesn't mind when Daisey messes with his hair, Julie and Franny do it all the time so he's not bothered!

[thecourtofgraywaves]

(To the tune of “Peaches” as performed by Jack Black) Jonesy, Jonesy, Jonesy Jonesy Jonesy

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

IM COPING REALLY WELL.

[nekohrine]

being a fan of alien (1979) is amazing because there are at least three more films Exactly the same as That One

[hearts-hunger]

hey by the way my first gay crush when i figured out i was bisexual was a tumblr moot

[daisychain-unchained]

I would kill to have video of this performance, or better yet have seen it live!

The rhythm section is so fierce, it’s like you’re sitting right next to Jonesy’s amp, and I can only imagine how relentless Bonzo was on the drums. Those triplets are something else.

The sounds Jimmy pulls from his guitar are raunchy and groovy and driving all at once. I cannot get enough of those piercing chords.

I need to see Robert’s stage presence during that rhythm change, during “why don’t you roll over baby, see what it’s like on the other side”, and especially during that last belting note he hits at the end.