#you too montague

[noots-wears-blue-boots]

Having an extra all fucking day fortnite day because I need to visit all my bbgs before the season ends and they leave tmrw 😭

[sword-fighting-hermit]

"She leaned in and kissed me.

There are no words to describe the pain. My face erupted in boiling agony as I felt my skin start to crack and peel, and the heat washed over me, erasing all thoughts in blistering white.

[...]

I don’t know if I would have had it in me to resist. I just couldn’t avoid being drawn in, like a moth to the flame."

| Hemlock | You will be my death

or

Jack Barnabas can't resist the hot hot woman who happens to be the destined avatar of The Desolation, who can blame him?

[journey-to-the-attic]

the divorcee chronicles: part 1 of ???

this was meant to be a comic but for some reason i decided I'm going to do this ace attorney style... and then the official localisation of aai got announced so?! i'm prophetic in one way or another, is all i'm saying

[laughable-umbrella]

back at it again so i’ve been thinking that maybe jon’s powers of compulsion come from the web instead of the eye? cause, i mean, when tma characters ask each other if they had been manipulated by the web to do something they literally say “were you compelled” and as jon becomes more monstrous im sure his connection to the web grows stronger because that’s exactly what the mother of puppets wants him to be doing

idk just something to think about 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[thecapuletjuliet]

o hark, god! hark, angels! hark, spirits and my ancestors up above!

hark, and hear my pleas for mine cousin! catty tybalt, whom so often bares his claws, is aiming to hiss and scratch at those of the montague house... whilst i share his contempt and have lived to beseech the montague name, i believe not in the treachery of war and hate! not when mine heart has been taken captive in the gallows of the enemy's boy... and his heart be in the gallows of capulet girl, i am sure 😕

hark, and let these things not return to what they wast! do not let them come from whence they came! this terrible feud, bring it to an end, a feud now only of name! and if thee do not bring it to a stop then let us all be damned, for tybalt, catty tybalt, is bound to have his messenger pigeon confiscated again!! 😭😭

[dailykugisaki]

138 | id in alt

Being delirious leads to mistakes, one of those mistakes is not noticing a curse on your back and attached to your neck. AND. it's ugly.

[lyx456]

You ever dislike/hate a character for no fucking reason (or like a small enough reason that it doesn't explain the pure hatered you feel) and you are like damn what is wrong with me BUT THEN the character pulls up some fucked up shit and you just feel so validated?

Yes this is mainly about Jayce how did y'all guess?

[piepiepiemag]

im laying between them

((fun fact: tumblr would not let me put this in the tags cuz of monty's chest lol so i put him in a binder. sad cuz now you can't see his cool scars:( also please don't sleep in binders obv))

[gay11aliens]

Thank You

feeling sentimental and need to fucking say it so-

thank you dad for raising me and doing art with me and even though you’re shit at talking still trying with me, you are amazing and I hope you live forever. Thanks mum for being nice and calm and patient most of the time, I’m sorry I’ve distanced myself from you but I don’t like what you’re trying to do right now. Thank you group chat for welcoming me even though I had no clue about the drama, I understand why you wanted me gone, but I swear I was never anything but good intentioned when it came to you guys, and you showed me how nice online friends can be, I really hope you all are doing well.Thank you Strange for still liking my posts, I think you’re awesome :). Thank you Nana for being chill and chatting to me about random stuff, it’s nice to have a friend like that, even if they’re online. Thank you Cy for being one in a million and so kind and friendly to me, I hope I get to see you again because I have never loved a friend more. Thank you Lucille for being so genuine and giving me a two for one deal on hot cheetos you’re fucking awesome and I’m glad we still text #sigma. Thank you B for being nice and giving me a little gender euphoria, you never deserved what happened and I hope you know how much Cy loves you. You were definitely the most unforgettable person I have ever met, and although I admit I was always on the fence about you, you were pretty cool :). Thanks M for being my friend since kindergarten even though you are way to unpredictable for you own good and love 90s punk bands, you’ve still been there from the start. Thank you Mackenzie Lee for writing that series, it brings me so much joy and happiness even if it is an obsession I can’t get away from, it gave me so much and I wish I could return the favour. Thank you to the characters in those books, you are so perfect I can’t put words into it. Thank you everyone who has been in my life because I know I will add more people on here as time goes on and anyone I leave out, I still appreciate (unless you were a fuckwit) I’m so glad I’ve met so many great people and I want to express my gratitude for them <333

@resident-danmei-enthusiast

@bananapudding752

@heaven-sent-hell-bent

[thepaladindragomere]

Dumb crossover headcanons,Fortnite x Avatar edition, starring the Society.

Nisha would be an Airbender. Her lithe movements are like the wind and let’s not get started on the high jumps from Flowberry Fizz and how it feels like an airbender jump.

Montague would be from the water tribe. I mean, the man thrives in cold places and so do the water tribes. That and waterbenders tend to be cocky as heck.

Oscar is definitely the Earth Kingdom earthbender type. Hunters and gardeners need to know the lay of the earth and how to use it effectively, just like earthbenders.

Valeria is obviously the firebender. She’s got the fire magic already and she’s ambitious like a firebender.

…

And if we count Peter Griffin, he’s a non bender and he’s obviously the Sokka of the group but not as smart.

[paper-bag-arts]

GRAHH @montlie’s Relive all the ways you still want me MONTY SKETCHES

[britneyshakespeare]

I can't believe the Younger Brother (1689) by Aphra Behn has the only one bed trope

[eerna]

I love it when people are like "WAIT THERE IS A THIRD MONTAGUE SIBLING????" bc it means we all collectively forgot the reason Monty and Felicity were allowed to go have adventures across Europe in the first place

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Hi, I just wanted to say Nhthcth is my favorite TMA fic ever.(sorry this is so long)

The different ways it’s written is so cool and fun, I especially like the bit in the theater with Grimaldi. The characterization is amazing - I love your Jon so much, he’s been through so much, but is still trying to help everyone in anyway he can(just like in the podcast), not to mention you’ve somehow made a character that literally never shows up in the podcast be so fun and enthralling (I can’t imagine Danny in any other way now)

I know there are a billion AU TMA fics out there, but so many of them are time-travel fix-it (which is fine, some of them are really cool) But I really like what-if type fanfics, and yours is, in my opinion, one of the best out there.

I could literally go on about it for days, it’s so good! Once I get an ao3 account, I will probably comment on like every chapter, picking out the bits I really like; if you don’t mind that is, I don’t want to spam you with comments on old chapters. (Sorry if this is weird or creepy, I just really like your fic)

y'all are sooo kind thank you so much you guys make my day

the theatre bit with Grimaldi i feel actually ended up being pivotal to how nhthcth ended up being written. I remember that when I first tried writing that chapter, I struggled a bit with how to best convey the stranger, and I ended up experimenting with the theatre script format and it just clicked. then, danny and jon were trying to outrun a REALLY fucked up clown and danny was catching jon when he was jumping and kicking grimaldi in the face and i was like "oh this is fun. this is so much fun" and it kind of gave the license lean into more experimental formatting and a little bit of slapstick. that chapter/scene really changed a lot of how i approached nhthcth for the better.

Danny is one of my FAVORITE characters in nhthcth and he actually isn't fully from nhthcth. I have this really elaborate, ridiculously long story plotted out that I affectionally call the himbois AU starring Gerry, Jon, and Danny. the idea is that Jon has a run-in with Agnes Montague while he's still at university and finds himself free of strings that Mother would really rather he kept in, and somehow spiraled into Jon, Gerry, and an amnesiac Danny Stoker running a ghost hunting youtube channel as a cover for supernatural shenanigans that accidentally blew up and became famous. it's basically just buzzed unsolved and famous for the air of skepticism they bring to supernatural investigations--because jon and gerry could NOT take some old houses with bad insulation seriously when they were on the run from the spider that tried to eat jon in childhood.

i actually got back into fanfiction because of it--i wasn't publishing anything for years, just writing it for myself, and then i started explaining this story to a friend who was really into it, and especially danny's character. when i decided to start putting my stuff out there, I already had nhthcth planned and decided to try for that one. danny stoker was already in the plans for, but he wasn't anywhere close to the danny that ended up in the final product of nhthcth. i ended up adapting the danny from the himbois AU for my friend who loved him so much, and he's much better for it.

i think i'll always be partial to himbois!Danny as like, my favorite mental version of danny stoker, but nhthcth!danny is extremely important to me too. i'm really thrilled that so many other people have found him to be important to them too

[synthetic-synthwave-syreno]

youtube what the fuck is this

FOUR VIDEOS TO DESCRIBE MY TASTES AND IT DECIDES TO PULL UP DBD LEON KENNEDY SOUNDS??

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS VIDEO IN MY LIFE WHY IS IT EVEN HERE 😭

[jadienjaystoriesandart]

Upright: The Lovers is a card of destiny and of fate. Two beings who find each other in the burning embers of a world. Twin flames tied together by mutual want and desire. Embracing each other and the warmth they give, The Lovers is a sign of communication. Opening the bridge to connections beyond words and touch. Share your light with another, be it romantically or platonically. Give your fire to another, share in this warmth and light. Days ahead promise happiness and love.

Reversed: Broken words and unspoken phrases caught in the throat that rages to let them go. Burning their way inside until one can speak them no more. The Lovers have turned away, unable to embrace each other. Miscommunication, harsh words, and regrets fill the smoke between their mouths. This is a sign to reevaluate your path, is this the one you wish to take with another? Is it the path you want for yourself? Open your throat, least your words fade away like the dying embers of a fire. You don’t want to leave it to burn away, do you?

Happy Valentines Day to the Lovers💕

Pleased to show off the first fully rendered tarot card!