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Welcome Home - Springtime Salutations ! - A collection of every secret I could find
⚠️SPOILERS AHEAD!⚠️
This post is a collection of all the things I discovered during my exploration of the website. I'm not going to delve too much into theories, this is more of a list of curiosities with a pinch of speculation. Buckle up, this will be a long post! Enjoy!
1 - Where's Wally?
Where did Wally go?! Oh No!! It seems our beloved puppet went missing! Seriously, this is very strange, and probably the first thing everyone noticed when loging in. Instead, Julie is here to welcome us. Hello Julie! :)
Most noticeably, Wally is missing from the front page, the Guestbook page and the Welcome Home page. His absence is also alluded to in the Storybook "Sweet Briar". So... Where IS Wally? We'll come back to this in a minute.
2 - The page is still breathing
Look very closely, the image is still... breathing. This phenomenon was added during the homewarming update, however it's interesting to note the image still moves even after the outfit change, and after Wally's disappearance. Very unnerving.
3 - Audio Distorsions
I managed to find 4 instances with audio distortions, specifically in the storybooks.
You can find two of them in "Springtime Salutations" (0:26 & 11:35). And the last two are heard in "The Julie Guide to being Joyful" (4:06 & 5:19)
4 - Missing page

In the storybook "The Julie Guide to being Joyful", here you may notice there is actually a missing page, it seems to have been ripped off! Not only that, but the audio distorts right as we're supposed to read the missing page. This section might have been supposed to be about Frank. How curious!
5 - Goo be upon ye!

That mysterious goo is still everywhere! What I find very interesting is how it always seems to be present where some nefarious, secret stuff is happening. It's like an infection.
6 - New... Friend?
Hello there little guy! You seem... quite curious. The page is burned away you say? Strange, usually the damage is made by paint and ink. Let's keep them in mind for later, shall we?
7 - The Neighborhood

There is our good old familiar Neirborhood, beautifully blooming for spring time! Except... What's this? Look at the center. When you open the background image in a new tab, as ususal, you can see what's underneath Home. Here, it appears that the Welcome Home Restoration Project did their best to block out the black goo from pouring out, by scribbling on the hole. Is this why Wally is missing? Because they're trying to keep him away?
It might not be working as well as intended, because now, some sort of dark void is creeping out of the forest. Look closely That definetly wasn't here before. Something is desperatly trying to seep out of the website. But I digress. Why don't we click on home to see Wally's profile?
8 - Finding Wally
Oh! That is... very much unusual. They took Wally's canvas away, and most importantly, he is not looking at us anymore. Whoever is behing WHRP is doing their darn best to keep him at bay.
But that's not all! His audio changed too! It's a phone ringing for about 40 seconds. Hm, a phone ringing huh? Maybe a hint? Where have we seen a phone we can interact with on the website before?
Bingo. Go to the Toys page in Discoveries, and then click the red button, it will take you to this secret link. We found Wally!

There, Wally sounds... rough. His voice is quite distorted, and Home is there as well. I strongly advise you to listen to the whole thing, our beloved puppet has a LOT of things to tell us. Most importantly, he is sending us on a quest.
"Gather good words from the flowers."
... Hm.
You know where this is going. Here we go.
9 - The Floriography Puzzle
OH BOY OH BOY. We finally arrive at the meat and potatoes of the update. Strap in, this one was quite tough to crack. Let me walk you through the process.
First of all, what is Floriography? Floriography, or “the language of flowers,” was a popular Victorian fad in which specific meanings were attributed to different plants and flowers, specific words.
Knowing this, we are going to need two things : First of all I recommend using this website, it has a solid list to help you decode that flower puzzle. Then, we need the board game cards from the WH website.
Now that we have our decoding tools, we may begin gathering the flowers. To do so, you need to spot them in the website's new additions. Then after spotting them, you need to translate their meaning using Floriography ! Don't worry, I already did the work for you, here's all the flowers I could find :
Storybook - Springtime Salutations : Trefoil, Iris, Oleander = Revenge, Message, Beware
Storybook - Sweet Briar : Quince, Osmunda, Hawthorn = Temptation, Dreams, Hope
Storybook - The Julie Guide to being Joyful : Daffodil, Moonwort, Belladonna = Regard, Forgetfulness, Silence
Food - What makes the Flowers Bloom : Daisy, Bluebell, Witch Hazel = Innocence, Constancy, A spell
Music - "Devotion" Album cover : Helenium, Rosemary, Dahlia = Tears, Remembrance, Instability
There we go, fantastic! But now, what do we do with that big bouquet of words? That one took me a while to figure out : We need to find secret links! The way to do so is rather simple once you figure it out, at the end of the WH web adress, type in the words you decoded from the flowers in order of their appearance.
This will lead you to hidden links! Videos, to be precise. These videos are all part of a story focussing on Julie, I won't say anything else, just watch them! No worries, I've prepared all the links for you, in chronological order too ! Enjoy the show, neighboor :
/revengemessagebeware
/temptationdreamshope
/regardforgetfulnesssilence
/innocenceconstancyaspell
/tearsremembranceinstability
There is so much to unpack here, and there is so much I'd like to say. I'm going to restrain myself though because this post is getting long. Please note though, in the third video at the end, you can hear Wally repeating a line from the "Julie Guide to being Joyful".
That... and...!
WELL HELLO THERE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU. WHY ARE YOU HERE. (Told you to keep them in mind for later, didn't I?)
10 - Super secret link

One last secret link to find. If you take each first flower word of each link, in chronological order, and then assemble them, you may find one last (to my knowledge) secret link! This link leads you to an image. Frank is looking directly at the viewer. It's not the first time this happened, curiously enough, if you remember the Homewarming update.
11 - Awayfrompryingeyes
Let's end this with a visit inside W's eldritch horror-proof bunker website, Away from Prying Eyes.
Here, you will find three new entries from our mysterious "W". One of them is titled "April 12, 2025" a general update on their situation, which seems to have gotten better according to W.
The second one is titled "Joy", and features W trying out the so called Joy Soda. You can see the advertisement for this drink in the Food section of Discoveried on the main website.
Oh... that's... Hm.
W, sweetheart, we appreciate your dedication to the cause, we really do, but I really don't think drinking something that was made in the 70s is a particularly good idea.
And finally, most interesting of all in my opinion, we have an entry titled "Toy Box". In this, W wrote about this so called toy box, expressing their excitement about recieving such an object. They then post a picture to show us. At first glance, the picture is completely dark... but with a few adjusments...
There it is. From what we can see, there seems to be some kind of green leaf motif here, with the characters "GLE ' " at the bottom, and what I think might be the MARLO logo on the bottom right. Beyond that, we can't really make out anything else. Fascinating, thank you W. Please don't sink further into madness.
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AND THERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS! I was unable to discover anything else on my own, but please do let me know if you find anything new!! I'd love to know! So please, if you've discovered anything not mentioned in this post, share it in the comments!
Thank you for reading, and Springtime Salutations, neighboor! 🌸
#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home arg#welcome home update#welcome home frank#welcome home julie#welcome home secrets#julie joyful#frank frankly#For those who read even the tags#can I just say#Jonesy... I love you Jonesy...#He is very groovy and i like his voice and i would like to give him a smooch thank you very much#be still my gay little heart...#ALSO... THE NEW MERCH... HARK!!!#I will never recover financially...
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"you have so much mcr merch! you're obsessed!!" THATS BECAUSE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS MY FAVORITE BAND

#2000s emo#emo#my chemical romance#gerard way#ray toro#frank iero#mikey way#music#i will never recover financially
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A loose collection of frames (WIPs) from an animatic I’m working on :P
#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#my art#digital art#artwork#animatic#art wip#current wip#my wips#skyward sword#loz sksw#but also eventually#linked universe#animatic frame#loz#I’ll never financially recover from the scene in that first image tbh#I’m using a Sleep Token song for the music#I probs should not share these wips or divulge this info (I sometimes lose my drive to finish things when I share too much)#but I was working on it tonight and was really proud of my progress and *technically* I haven’t really explained it#so it should be fine#art posted before I fix my banner and profile picture and theme? it’s more likely than you think. 😜
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Bernard because his ass thought it would be a good idea to double major
#dc comics#bernard dowd#dc universe#Bernard dowd being a poor university student is my life#that man is going through this#saw random memes on Pinterest that I wanted to draw#Bernard dowd will never financially recover from this#I like to think at his darkest moment he considered becoming a sugar baby#it’s funny#luckily for him his bf is a actual billionaire#when he’s stressed he remembers how his parents don’t love him
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No but seriously imagine it:
You're going to a wedding on Hermitcraft. Everyone is having a great time. The MCs Tango and Impulse seem a little excited at the reception. "We have a surprise for you guys." Mumbo the film maker says. All of a sudden X comes out with his Minecraft box head and start singing "Hermitgang" When X gets to the chorus, someone plays the Impulse “hohmygod” horn.
Lights flash everywhere, and you see Wels rapping, while Grian is playing "Please hold". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, False and Ren walk down the aisle and do the backwards handshake, under the MCC9 Blue Bats signed cards.
#hermitshipping#<- I guess.#NEVER SAY I AM NOT COMMITTED TO THE BIT#I deserve financial compensation for writing this#this is how to recover from 2021 crashouts about hermitshipping#this is me reclaiming#the nightmare is over because i am the nightmare now#i hauve become the enemy#having a doc level of crash out at 3:30am don’t mind me#Shitposting#no but seriously imagine it
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How are we gonna gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss outta this one Arthur??
#part 52#malevolent#malevolent spoilers#i mean kinda#i need to go the fuck to bed#i am in shambles#i may never financially recover from this one boys#sonni talks#op
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MY OINTS
#now i know why its called the wheel of misfortune ):#neopets#7 fucking points im NEVER going to financially recover from this
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I just accidentally bought a few too many potatoes.
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Scrollin down me dash when this pops up..
Ah.haha.. how ghaha.. i wonder who ?? would have resonated with this post? Who rebloggwd it?
Oh. ? Well., i mean, i..guess, It can sort of apply? Beni DID tell me that the Dantesickness didn't hit his brainwaves until late in the metaphorical game, so-
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#i was just enjoying a casual stroll on the dashboard#and i got EVISCERATED#random act of violence in MY vertical virtual landscape???#brother quilorey was not at fault. i'm afraid it was brother dubious (benititio) dragging my carcass thru the detritus this time#i will never financially recover from this callout#it IS humiliating#the first experience of its kind (in my lifetime)#absolutely............mortidyinggfd............
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Eyyy I'm on pornhub apparently 🥳
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~ Monthly BL Breakdown: June 2024 ~
☀️ Happy July!!! 🧴
Disclaimer: ALL shows can be streamed here or here, as well as on Youtube and other platforms. For more info on where to watch what, check out this post!
New breakdowns are coming at the end of every month - feel free to add stuff! -> previous breakdowns
What came out this month? (green = seen/currently watching)
🌟 My Love Mix-Up - June 6th (Thailand)
🌟 Love Sea - June 9th (Thailand) ✅
🌟 SunsetxVibes - June 15th (Thailand)
🌟 Blue Boys Part 2 - June 15th (South Korea)
🌟 His Man Season 3 - June 21st (South Korea)
🌟 Marahuyo Project - June 24th (Philippines)
🌟 The Rebound - June 26th (Thailand)
🌟 I Hear the Sunspot - June 26th (Japan)
🌟 Sparks Camp Season 2 (Dating Reality Show) - June 26th (Philippines)
🌟 The Trainee - June 30th (Thailand) ✅
Monthly Likes / Dislikes
❣️ - 👎🏻 -
New series & movie announcements
🎥 Islanders - Date TBA (Taiwan)
🎥 Desire (Omegaverse) - Date TBA (China)
🎥 Khemjira - Date TBA (Thailand)
🎥 See Your Love - Date TBA (Taiwan)
🎥 Happy Ending (starring JeffBarcode) - Date TBA (Thailand)
🎥 Sugar Dog Life - Coming August 2024 (Japan)
🎥 Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo - Date TBA (South Korea)
🎥 Allure of the Siren - Date TBA (Thailand)
🎥 Soulmate (starring Taec-yeon from 2PM) - Date TBA (South Korea)
🎥 Secret Love - Date TBA (Thailand)
Other news from the BL world
❗️ Bible W. and Jess J., the leads of the upcoming BL 4 Minutes, starred in a music video - short film by the Thai band Getsunova called Spaceless. The film was released on June 4th, the music video was released on June 6th.
❗️ Jeff S. and Barcode T. were revealed to star in the upcoming BL Happy Ending, along with Mike Angelo and Jorin K. A first trailer was released on June 15th. The show is produced by Jeff S. himself.
❗️ Actor Chimon Wachirawit withdrew from the upcoming GMMTV BL Perfect10 Liners due to his struggle with mental health issues. He was previously hospitalized and pulled back from various events, such as the LOL Fanfest and multiple fanmeetings. He released a statement on June 24th saying he has been suffering from depression and is currently receiving treatment. On June 27th, GMMTV issued a statement announcing a hiatus in Chimon's career and the end of the PerthChimon ship as a result. They have mutually agreed to end their work as a pair due to Chimon's condition and will continue to pursue separate career paths. Chimon will return to acting once his treatment is finished.
❗️ It was revealed that the upcoming Taiwanese BL First Note of Love will be a collaboration with the Thai production company StarHunter. The show stars Charles Tu (HIStory 4) and Michael Chang (My Tooth Your Love) as well as Jame Kasama (GenY) who plays a Thai singer. The show is set to premiere in August.
❗️ The production company Be On Cloud announced a lineup event titled "The Next Altitude", which will be held on July 9th. It will feature upcoming projects such as series and various events. Further details are unknown.
❗️ Following the legalization of same-sex marriage in Thailand, the production company StarHunter announced a reality series surrounding the marriage of actors Porsch A. and Arm S. titled "Porsch-Arm The Wedding". The show will follow the pair on their path to their wedding and is thus the first Asian LGBT+ marriage themed reality show. In light of the bill-pass, fellow actors Both N. and Newyear K. also celebrated their engagement after 10 years of being together.
Upcoming series & movies for July
👉🏻 Takara no Vidro - July 1st (Japan)
👉🏻 This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans - July 5th (Thailand)
👉🏻 The Boyfriend (Gay Dating Reality Show) - July 9th (Japan)
👉🏻 The Next Altitude (BOC lineup event) - July 9th (Thailand)
👉🏻 Century of Love - July 10th (Thailand)
👉🏻 Meet You at the Blossom - July 11th (China/Thailand/Taiwan)
👉🏻 Heavens x Candy - July 13th (Japan)
👉🏻 Sky Valley - July 20th (Philippines)
👉🏻 4 Minutes - July 26th (Thailand)
👉🏻 Battle of the Writers - July 29th (Thailand)
#doreens monthly bl breakdown#thai bl#bl drama#upcoming bl#update#bl news#the perthchimon thing makes me so sad#i was never a big fan of them but i feel really bad#some ppl were so hateful on twitter#i hope chimons recovery is going well and I wish them the best for their futures :( <3#also why is all of this happening during pride month#not fair#on the bright side im so happy about the bill pass#fcking finally#also what up with starhunter bagging all these shows lmao?#first the taiwanese one and now the marriage reality show??#whats happening#theyre still recovering financially from the geny disaster i guess#(as am I)#its been another MONTH ladies and gays#may july be full of love and peace and good shows 🧡
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do you think it’s a friendly wolf
#my art#werewolf#anthro#furry#wolf#oc#els#illustration#the answer is NO but we should also remember looks can be deceiving#guys i accidentally started buying pokemon cards again. i'm never going to financially recover from this#but have you seen the crown zenith subset with full art cards of underappreciated pokemon....did you see....I NEED it#i haven't brought ANY cards since early sun/moon and even then it was just a little collector's box because i wanted the arceus pin/promo#please god forgive me for spending money on pokemon cards again PLEASE#i'm your weakest soldier anud i require your strongest card pulls so i can get simisear vstar thank you amen#and also bibarel thievul lumineon and miltank thank you amen#GRAAAAAGAGHHH WHY DID I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON PIECES OF CARD I'M NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!#monster art
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Anna from Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE & Sumire Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal.
Artwork made by: AlexisMC2
#comission#fire emblem#anna#sumire yoshizawa#persona 5 royal#jack frost#tokyo mirage sessions#I will never recover financially from this purchase hahaha okno#I love you girls
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Ive done it. Ive broken the seal. The floodgates are open and I fear nothing may hold back the flood...

I bought my first hello kitty plush...
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TICKETS OBTAINED
FUCK
#and i only had 2 panic attacks with feels cool#im never going to financially recover from this#watch me give a shit#worth it to make up for last year's trauma#so.......anyone gonna be at the raleigh show lmao
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S1: "You wear fine things well," Stede says. Iconic. Changed lives. Solved world hunger. My skin cleared and my mental health improved.
S2: "You wear fine things well," Ed says. 77 dead and 150 injured. The casualties are still being counted. I haven't seen my mother in weeks. There will be no survivors.
#im not angry im just#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT#im dead ive died im gone im dead#i will never emotionally recover from this#i will never financially recover from this#god i love this show#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#ed x stede#gentlebeard#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard#the gentleman pirate
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