#Jolly answers asks

[jolliestlolli]

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Oh boy good question!

I have a ton of games in my Steam library, but most of them I don't really play anymore for one reason or another, mostly owing to lack of space on my laptop. But the top 3 I've been playing a ton lately are

1). Rimworld (though rn I can't really play that cause my game is glitching out for some reason)

2). Project Zomboid

3). Sid Meier's Civ 6

[midgardian-witch]

...free use with cecil but youre the one using him... eye twitching

Ooo I love this! Cecil is the type to get horny very easily so once you suggest a 'free use' policy he's over the moon.

You're bored.

That's usually how it starts when you hang out with Cecil, the novelty of the current trouble he is in fading out until you're left with him leaning into you, just taking in your warmth and presence like he could live off of that alone.

So if you're bored you might as well just fuck, right?

You lean into him, your lips brushing over the shell of his ear as you whisper: "Get hard for me, baby. I wanna ride you."

Cecil looks up at you, blinking slowly, needing a bit longer than the average person to process what you're saying. But once he does it's like a switch has been flipped. Cecil scrambles to get his cock out, fumbling with his fly as you simply watch him, amused by how eager he is. His dick is already half hard once he actually gets it out of his pants. He spits on his length before he starts stroking it like he is under a timelimit. He might as well be, you have left him high and dry before just for your amusement. Cecil really has no right to look that hot and pathetic at the same time.

His cock is hard in no time, twitching against his abdomen as he finally lets go of it. His sad cow eyes look up at you, begging you to use him like you said, to make him your little fucktoy (and maybe even let him cum if he's good).

You giggle to yourself as you straddle his lap, your clothes already stripped while Cecil got himself nice and ready for you. Without much preamble you sink down on his cock with a drawn out sigh, enjoying the feeling of being filled.

"Fuck- your pussy feels so good," he slurrs as you start a slow rhythm, bouncing on his cock at your own leisure. As he huffs and puffs against you, moaning like a cheap whore, you wonder if maybe you should just stay like this, warm his cock for a bit until he crys and begs you to move. Or if you should just ride him like you said before, using him to cum and then leaving him hard until you felt like round 2 was in order.

Either way you'd make good use of him.

[circle-with-me]

And a 3x3 for the untitled jolly x reader x noah smut pls? 🩷

specially written for you dear 🩷

NSFW below

It’s all too much. Noah’s grunts in your ear, his hand wrapped around the back of your knee holding it against your chest. He sinks into you so deep again and again at such a speed he nearly knocks the breath out of you. You’re so consumed with his body weight against yours you don’t even hear the footsteps from your guest entering the room.

[faffreux]

Sometimes I make myself emotional by imagining Fawful and Jolligig growing old together, causing shenanigans up into the end as best as they could and always finding something to giggle about.

Fawful was okay one day and then suddenly he wasn't... got a bad cough. Jolli took care of him until one morning he didn't stir like he usually did but passed with the warmest smile on his face and his hand in Jolli's. Needless to say, Jolli took it hard. Both of them knew it was coming but neither of them really knew which would go first.

Jolli has a few years to go alone where he writes all about the adventures they shared in a large journal. He has it mailed back home to the Beanbean Kingdom enclosed with a letter that talks of a hope that even if nobody who reads it approves of how they chose they live, perhaps theirs was a story worth hearing regardless.

"You may use this however you like, even if it's only to teach others how not to be." He laughs to himself as he's writing. "Just as long as it's told at all, that's all I request. Thank you for your consideration." A few months after finishing the book, Jolli passes peacefully too.

When he opens his eyes, the first thing he sees again is Fawful, but he's youthful and vibrant again the way he was when they first met in what feels like many lifetimes ago now. They walk to their next adventure hand in hand, laughing and joking the whole way.

[ladyveronikawrites]

here to politely ask for an impolite part five sneaky peek 😌

of course dear💜

IMPOLITE PART FIVE - Jolly Karlsson x Female Reader x Noah Sebastian

It’s been a month since the band left for their European tour and it‘s been non-stop ever since. Wrapped in one of Mr. Karlsson’s favorite blankets you sip your morning coffee. Sadness and loneliness fight for your attention briefly as you look out at the rising sun. Despite the summer moving into the autumnal season, you know it will be sweltering hot again by midday. You look down at your smartwatch when it vibrates. 

<Mr. Karlsson:> Good morning love, did you sleep ok?

You’ve learned real quick the time zone differences but your body still feels exhausted from the late nights and early mornings. Sighing deeply, you let the word love sink a little deeper into your bones. You and Mr. Karlsson didn’t get the chance to really talk about your relationship and how it changed before the band left for tour, but you swallow down the flittering butterflies in your stomach when you get another notification.

<Mr. Karlsson:> Day off - no work means no rules.

Impolite Masterlist asks open💜 WIP WEEKEND KINKTOBER EDITION MIW Kinktober 2024 Bad Omens Kinktober 2024

[doodle-do-wop]

who's your favorite and/or least favorite kotlc character?

At this point I've forgotten Canon with all my might, I live in a fanon and I'm having a baller time.

Fanon fave and least fav

Stina Heks (fav) and Forkle (least)

Canon

Timkin Heks (fav) and Forkle/Keefe(least)

[bigtreefest]

This is important information that the people must know!!! WHAT is your favorite jolly rancher flavor?!?!

(mine is watermelon)

Well, anything for ‘the people’!!! It’s green apple!!! Followed by blue raspberry, and then cherry, and then grape, and then watermelon😬😬😬 I’m sorry, I’ve just never been a watermelon girlie, but it’s okay, bc you can have mine!!

[canisalbus]

its 08:27, im scrolling thru your machete tag while viciously eating an everything bagel with cream cheese. Mass is at 9, "rock and roll mcdonalds" is playing on loop in my head.

i hope youre having a good day!!

That's a very specific vibe you got there. An advanced combo.

Thank you, I hope you have a nice day too!

[askthecmcs]

What are each of your favorite candies?

[kazumimishimadaily]

today's mishima is:

KEIJI Apparently, your jolly policeman got a little too jolly with some women... / I went parading around, who knows how many presents in tow... and left boss in the snow. MISHIMA I suppose you're a present-giving (eggnog) drunk then. KEIJI Guess that'd explain why I'm trying to coax gift ideas out of you right now, Mishima. MISHIMA Indeed. I'm happy to hear more about your gift ideas too, Keiji. KEIJI Well, shoot... Guess I am the one getting presents. MISHIMA I'm afraid the Christmas season is far from over. KEIJI ...Boy, this is tough. You're doing a lot more than just spreading holiday season cheer, Mishima. [You had a jolly time with Keiji. / Keiji's Christmas Spirit increased.]

hohoho or whatever/j

[jolliestlolli]

Cursed

[thejollywriter]

What the piece you are proudest of writing and why?

What's the hardest lesson you ever learned about crafting stories?

If you could collaboratively write a novel with any person living or dead who would you want to coauthor with and why?

"What piece of writing am i Proudest of, and why?"

I legitimately don't know off the top of my head. Because once I've written something, it kind of sluices off my brain and exists in this kind of nebulous state of "yeah I wrote a thing." unless, of course, it's brand new, and i need to show it to everyone immediately right now this instant or i will simply PERISH.

I'm very proud of the little mystery story I wrote earlier this year. I also, whilst scrolling through an album of sea-shanties one night, heard a song that like. CONSUMED my brain, and a story flashed into being all at once. And I proceeded to, in a fit of absolute motivation, write like 10,000 words in a single sitting to sate that creative need.

It was a Lot. but I'm very proud of it. It's also aesthetically different to most of the things I've written. It's on my patreon to read but yeah. I think that's the proudest one.

Though I will say: i may not be the best judge of what's really good that i've written? My friend Eve has read a LOT of my writing and one of her faves is this thing called Red Canvas. Premise is, a bad guy (we don't know he's a bad guy at the start, but there are Hints) encounters Delilah Jones one night on a rooftop. She's had a Bad Day, and is in a deeply fucked up way.

He convinces her to meet him, every morning, on that rooftop. He goes up there to paint the sunrise, catch the lights as they play across the skyscrapers and stuff. And he teaches her to paint. But it's a story about Delilah from the perspective of an outsider who doesn't know her, her reputation, or what she does. Just that she's Big, and she can Think. I am quite proud of that, but Eve RAVES about this particular story. so.

I'm proud of what I finish, because I managed to finish it.

"What's the hardest lesson you ever learned about crafting stories?"

Motivation has to come from You. You can't let other people be your Muse or your inspiration or things like that. They can give you pieces, they can give ideas and maybe even notes, but the internal combustion that makes you face that blank document HAS to come from within you.

Because if your Muse betrays your devotion, if you lose the inspiration, you'll wind up broken. And then you have to learn how to write, all over again. And you'll be starting from almost a worst place than simply square one.

It has to come from within, first. Validation, support, all that stuff makes it worthwhile, and helps us keep going.

But first the drive has to come from within.

"Who's the dream collab?"

I don't have one, full stop. I love peoples' stories because THEY wrote them. I don't know how Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett wrote Good Omens. They've both talked about How They Wrote It, but my autistic ass is out here being like, "nah son i'm a control freak and i don't play like that."

But it's also just kind of my writing process. A story only works for me if, as I write it, What Happens Next occurs to me. if someone else gives me that, i have to twist it somehow. I can't just take the plot point.

But that's just me. I don't want to make something with others, I just want more of what everybody already makes. Although. There are worlds I'd love to play in. Others' sandboxes I'd love to explore some. But that's more, they let me play with their toys, not, we play with them together to create a Thing.

Thank you for the ask <3

[midgardian-witch]

robbie and cecil would soo get turned on watching you tell off some guy at a bar/club,, practically beg you to take them somewhere private right after youre done;)

Oh yes! Robbie and Cecil (both which are of the pathetic meow meow variety of wet cat which are my personal favorites) would fucking melt when they see you defend yourself and tell somebody off.

Cecil's eyes glaze over as he watches you talk down the unwanted advances of some guy that tried to buy you a drink

your tone of voice is a bit off but it reminds him so much of the tone you use when you tell him you're going to punish him for fucking up (again)

his cock is already half hard and forming a noticable bulge in his pants when you turn back to him

he is just staring at you, mouth hanging open, just short of drooling over himself

you're about to ask what's wrong when he suddenly says "Fuck, that was so hot" full of awe

you raise an eyebrow "Oh really?"

"Yeah...," he blinks at you for a moment, "You wanna fuck me in the bathrooms?"

you can't help but laugh, shaking your head in disbelief until you realize he's being serious

"Please?" he adds, remembering that you like it when he uses things like manners

you do end up fucking him in one of the bathroom stalls at the bar because Cecil absolutely couldn't wait to get home

now Robbie is a bit less direct about it

he's watching you dance while he guards your drinks when some guy tries to grind against you from behind

you shut that shit down fast and while he can't hear you, just the way you hold yourself makes him swallow hard

Robbie doesn't know what to make of his own reaction to what just happend, "I can't believe this is turning me on - what the fuck" type deal as his dick starts filling up, straining against his pants

when you return to your little corner offside the dancefloor you don't notice anything strange at first

you give him a kiss to his cheek and cuddle up to him as you take your drink from his hands

and he freezes up

you look at him, confused

"You ok, baby?"

he wants to reassure you, tell you that everything is good and that you shouldn't worry

instead what leaves his mouth is a strangled whine as he looks into your eyes

you're very familiar with that look and immediatly your lips curl into a sly grin, leaning in closer

"Are you horny, baby? Need me to make you feel good?" you whisper in his ear

he chokes on a groan and nods frantically

you take a quick look around, easily finding the fastest route to the bathrooms and drag him towards them

[circle-with-me]

3x3 for tempt with hours of pleasure, please?

nsfw below <3

With no time to recover and still trembling, Noah scoops you up and drags you into his lap. He swiftly places his cock back inside of you, praising you for being so good for them. It occurs to you that you’re being good for them. Not just Noah. The trembling in your legs suddenly moves throughout your whole body.

[jollyimposter]

Woody: Hi, there's a letter for you from my creator. And I'm sorry that without knocking, you just have a hole in the wall there. But keep the letter and good luck.

Jusko! Woody! You scared me, man…(Are you wearing a mailman outfit?)

Oh uhh…You got a letter for us from your creator?

Thanks, careful on your way out!

…Tan-awon nato ni…Oh it’s a bunch of questions! Cool, been dying of boredom in my little canvas here.

“How are you doing with your art?” Doing good! Since I have a few characteristics like my creator I have the same art style as her! Though I prefer different brushes than she, but this is the only brush I have access to…She currently isn’t here so I’ll answer for her. Hold on, let me just…

Here! Creator has been practicing how to draw characters in a style she is comfortable with, since she doesn’t know her art style yet she is currently looking for it. And also practicing uhhh….

…Anatomy….

Anyways, next question! “How is your creator doing?”

She’s doing fine, just got back home, but tired due to traveling around hometown all day, but you know her, always like that, uhhh “What will you plan in your drawings in the future?”

She plans to get better, maybe even create her own series, but when she has time and fixes her writing skills, she wants to learn how to animate as well, so the list is she wants to learn/have animation, anatomy, her own style, and maybe a series if we are lucky.

Thank you for taking the time to make such things! Creator read your note and is really happy and thankful as well, and is really looking forward to your future in art, Woody, thank you so much and I hope this is enough. See you!

Wait what happened to my art style—

[yarnacle]

I wasn't sure about the Chanse/Trevor dynamic after the first few videos but today I see the vision. Chanse's love language seems to be roasting people and there was a lot of teasing lol

omg my first ask hello anon

u get me !!! theyre js lil guys !!! do i have any actual solid thoughts abt them no but for now they sit in my brain and be jolly