#jolly rancher flavors

[bigtreefest]

This is important information that the people must know!!! WHAT is your favorite jolly rancher flavor?!?!

(mine is watermelon)

Well, anything for ‘the people’!!! It’s green apple!!! Followed by blue raspberry, and then cherry, and then grape, and then watermelon😬😬😬 I’m sorry, I’ve just never been a watermelon girlie, but it’s okay, bc you can have mine!!

[scatterbrainedbot]

@d3cayingabyss i got your ask and it was so wonderful and sweet and made me want to crunch on some hard candy but i made the mistake of saving my reply as a draft and tumblr fucking ate it im so sorry :(((

but in the spirit of treat-or-treat season, please enjoy some candy!

it is almost certainly safe for consumption and not at all radioactive!!! probably!!!

[r0semultiverse]

Anyone know why America's sour/green apple artificial flavor makes people cough more when inhaled through candy spray or jolly ranchers? 🍏 I know we have way less food safety regulations than Europe, but what the fuck is in these little bastards that makes that kind of reaction? 💚

[whimsicalcotton]

rly specific stims that are Unmatched

-- when your cat sits in your lap and leans over your arm a bit and makes little tiny biscuits and you can feel the tips of their claws just barely digging into your skin

-- eating a whole handful of jolly ranchers and then topping it off with something sour and you can feel it buzzing between your molars and you know your tongue is gonna be mad at you tomorrow but in the moment it's so worth it

-- being the big spoon and slinging every available limb over gf and holding onto them like a sloth

[degendog]

That blue cock of yours looks like a jolly rancher and hoo boy I guess blue raspberry is my favorite flavor now

id be happy to have you suck on it like a jolly rancher too :P we’ll see if it tastes like one too. but i’m sure you wouldn’t complain if it didn’t :)

we can see if you can fit the whole thing in your mouth. it’s not that big, so it shouldn’t be that difficult. id love to watch it disappear between your lips :)

[orkowhereheshouldntbe]

[ID in ALT!]

Orko in some candy canes. Minty!

[merevide]

i love how haribo gummy bears have this whole color organization system for their flavors and strawberry is fucking green bc raspberry is red. meanwhile jolly ranchers doesn’t gaf. is this flavor cherry or watermelon. doesn’t even matter. both are the exact same shade of red if you get it mixed up it’s your own fault and u should be very ashamed forever

[eepymonstrr]

i need flavour….. sweet sweet ginger ale.. come to me bomba….

[tache-noire]

PUNK IS A CHERRY BOY LIKE ME........

[pixelprofligate]

the bimness boys

[sargentcat]

is leaving grape flavored jolly ranchers in random places out in the open for people to find threatening?

[galacticnova3]

Me making The Potion: Aw yea this is gonna be awesome! Wooooo!

Me after drinking The Potion and getting cramps: Man this sucks, what the fuck!

[cerealmonster15]

My jello was blue flavor, yeah :)

omg..... you 🤝 my partner... sjkdfjlds he loves the Blue Flavors of everything lol

[queen-mabs-revenge]

foraging site said that meadowsweet tastes like watermelon and TCP antiseptic and my god i have never read more accurate tasting notes in my life my mouth has tasted like a straight up hospital for the past half hour