#Joking Around

[just-a-space-rabbit]

May I make a suggestion 😏

How can someone tell you to not sleep on the job when you look just SO CUTE?! 💖🐱

I made a Uquiz!

I tested it, it works, and I'd love for you guys to play it!

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[dustbunnylair]

song is cowboy by tyler the creator!

[arilovescookies]

Soooo uhhh I drew something

What do u want Lily 😦

[just-a-space-rabbit]

TOP SECRET mission for Archer Confirm biometric signature to continue.

MISSION NAME: Messenger

Mr Archer. You have been selected for a top secret mission. You're goal is to deliver this envelope to the space rabbit known as Yuki. Our intel says they are in the Kimduck Galaxy. Considered armed and dangerous.

INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Locate the rabbit. 2. Deliver envelope — for Yuki's eyes only. 3. Be dramatic. Success guarantees future missions. Failure, interception, harm to the rabbit, or exposing their location guarantees a bounty on the bounty hunter. For assistance, you have been provided the book 1001 Overdramatic Theatrics for Beginner Villains by Codex the Charming. You may keep it after the mission.

To accept this mission, send code BANANA to @heroes-villains-side-blog

💌📓

Archer: I accepted the mission.

Archer: I mean...

Archer: BANANA?

[rattythescientist]

Rutile Twins be like:

(my granny raised this cucumber omg)

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #9421

 Making up silly voices to joke with my partner. – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.) 

[nazmazh]

Okay, so hear me out, here.

Ideas for the new/relocated Utah hockey team that was the Coyotes:

They're reborn from the ashes of a failed/dead, franchise? What else is famously reborn from its own ashes?

Hence: the Utah Phoenixes

Eh? Eh?

Okay, fine, that probably won't do.

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Okay, so how about looking to the state reptile for inspiration? The noble Gila Monster.

Probably shorten to just the Utah Monsters for better cadence

[This joke being that one of the Coyote's former arenas was "Gila River" arena. That one was probably a little less obvious than "Phoenixes"]

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Okay, so, I see the problem is that we keep stumbling into invoking the specters of the past [Specters/Spirits/Phantoms - Not the worst ideas I've heard, btw].

Let's maybe focus on the iconic desert landscapes, invoking the common heritage there.

The Utah Buttes / Utah Beauts

Look, I know that I'm doing a lot of joking around here, but I'm honestly legitimately proud of that play on words.

And "Beaut!"/"Beauty!" feels like such a classic hockey term, y'know?

Sadly, probably would be too much hesitation for big, manly NHLers to be officially a "Beaut".

That being said, if a professional Womens'-League team ever expands to SLC - There you go, that's a solid name for your team right there.

I kind of like the cadence of it all, still - How about Utah Brutes? Does that feel more workable?

How about Utah Beasts - Especially if ever partnered with aforementioned "Beauts" female team - ("Beauts" and "Beasts", eh? Eh?!)

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Okay, last one that actually just came to me in the shower, and I'm actually a little bit more serious about this:

Looking for iconic, usually animals, of the region the team is in, that aren't already taken by other team names.

"Home on the Range" could help here: Pronghorns/Antelopes are an iconic species of the prairies/desert - Lethbridge's university teams use that name, though. But that's less an obstacle to say Buffalo/Bison (which do have a presence there) - Because the Sabres use them in their iconography.

"Deer" might be a bit too generic [not to mention the Bucks have that brand, basically] - Elk is the State mammal, but Edmonton's CFL team already has that claim.

So… other iconic desert animals, not already used in team names/logos?

How about hares/jackrabbits?

Probably not the type of animal iconography you wish to necessarily evoke, though.

Positives include speed, supposed cleverness. "Madness" might be a thing to jokingly play up?

But they fundamentally are still a relatively small prey animal.

But (And I swear, I am going somewhere with this),

With the Seattle Kraken, we've leaned into cryptids being a valid name [ETA: . Heck one of the potential names the ownership group seems to be actively considering is "Yeti".

So, what if we combined the pronghorn and hare ideas, yeah?

But (And I swear, I am going somewhere with this),

With the Seattle Kraken, we've leaned into cryptids being a valid name. [See Also: The Jersey Devil - Which is what New Jersey's name is inspired by. Not, y'know, the ruler of hell, despite their branding all leaning into the "cartoon red devil"-style.]

Heck one of the potential names the ownership group seems to be actively considering is "Yeti".

So, what if we combined the pronghorn and hare ideas, yeah?

You see where I'm going with this, right?

The Utah Jackalopes

Or possibly Utah Jacks for better cadence and all their branding is jackalope-related.

I'm actually not-entirely joking on this one. I think you could actually lean into something really fun with this one.

[gummidon]

The god I worship gave me a gift

[ryokanoon]

🌻🌼

[fordofthefalls]

"AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. BILL CIPHER. . .HAS A GUN"

(/ref/j @cill-bipher-official)

"WOWEE, LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY BROUGHT A GUN TO A GUN FIGHT. AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU THIRTY YEARS!"

[breezingwing]

Trick or treat :3

treat uwu :3 *hugs you and reverse pickpockets you some [sunflower seeds] and and maybe an [inert hand grenade]*

[terrietont]

“Stop giving your characers a tragic backstory, it’s overdone!”

Well, then can you go give reality a call and ask it to stop giving REAL people tragic backstories so we can stop projecting our demons onto fiction to help cope? And please ask it to get rid of mental illness while you’re at it.

Cheers~

[peterlorrefanpage]

Peter & The Pink Shirt Slo-Mo

I finally got around to slowing this clip down because I wanted to see Peter's expressions better. Here he's with John Garfield and Richard Conte, Beverly Hills Tennis Club, 1945.

Lads having a good time! Love his smile.

The clip is from the end of Home Movies of Beverly Hills, Circa 1935-1947.

You can also find an excellent gif set here.

[pathogenic]

Laios gets carried by a green dragon in the new OP? Coincidence? I think not

[just-a-space-rabbit]

Flufftober 2024 Day: 16 Sweet Treat

Flufftober 2024: Prompt List by @thepenultimateword

So, I was completely lost on what to do with day 16 since I started planning in late september. Therefor the moment I got this idea and actually felt motivated to draw, I jumped on the opportunity.

@hufflepuffwritingstuff2 Hope you enjoy a cheeky Spider Frost, stealing back the stolen trick or treat candy x3

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Day 15 -🎃- Day 17

[honeycombhank]

The truth is I think every lady has at least two sides, sometimes she’s gunna be wearing makeup and bows and the next day she wanna be a hog and that’s okay.