#Joker is a simp

[j0kers-light]

Chaos I’m begging you I and my sanity need answers! We all know J is a fucking simp but how did he get like this? I doubt he’s the love at first sight type of guy like in general did he have a oh shit I like this girl moment? I need your thoughts

Hey hi my sweet anon! 🖤✨

I’m assuming this is for outside of my series because Joker clearly shows how he developed into a certified simp. SO! I feel this is a head canon I need to fill? Yes? No? Haven’t done this in a while so pardon me 😗 please enjoy. 🥹

Let’s discuss! 👩🏽‍💻

1000% agree with you, Joker is not a love at first sight kind of guy. He actually threatened you the first time you met. Not exactly romantic but moving on 👀

Look in the dictionary and an example of slow burn would be Joker. Just be patient love.. it’s worth it.

It takes him ages just to tolerate you, let alone develop strong romantic feelings, so when it does eventually happen?

Oh girl. It’s so much bigger than The Big Bang.

Joker can be in the midst of a shootout and he just looks up at the ceiling smiling to himself.

“I love that silly girl.”

Everyone side eyes J because he just shot someone in the head while debating which bouquet of flowers you’d like better.

“How many should I steal? A dozen? A thousand? Should I start a garden?”

Normally people are kinder, etc. when they’re in love. Not J. He becomes more unhinged. 🙃

Joker is a monster in love. Every action he does is for you. You are constantly on his mind and there is no other frequency.

Joker has a reason to fight, to maim, to destroy because all the bad he does, you’re waiting at home to forgive him for it.

You shower Joker in your love—blissfully unaware he’s corrupting himself on purpose over and over for this sick form of praise.

You make J feel good. You’re a drug he can’t get enough of.

He knows you’ll kiss his bruises. He knows you’ll wipe away the blood. Joker knows you’ll cup his scarred cheeks and treat him like he’s the victim.

Of course he acts out to get your attention!

He looks forward to getting hurt because his Light is the best nurse ever with your pretty eyes gazing at him or your soft hands making things right.

And when you kiss the pain away??? He’s a sadist for endangering himself just for a kiss.

Joker loves almost getting captured because you cling to him for days never letting go. The sex that comes from those desperate clingy moments..

You’re the only person in the world who cares about Joker so it’s only fair that he’s obsessed with you to return the favor.

It’s toxic, unhealthy, and wrong but Joker cannot help himself. He just 👁️👄👁️ sigh.

Joker does not love you in the same sense that we do, to him it’s a deep devotion, a compulsive need to possess heaven on earth (you) all for himself.

No one else can have you. No one else deserves you, and if we’re being honest, neither does Joker.

But he’ll rather die than live in a world without you.

[afterthelambs]

Ann's confidant wins the most sapphic confidant award in the game. Obviously there's rank 9 with Shiho saying "I love you" but there's also whatever the hell Ann has going on with Mika? Mika spends the entire confidant being rude and mean and underhanded, and Ann just goes "ugh she's amazing"

and in the end when you find out Mika has been sabotaging other people to get jobs this is Ann's response:

GIRL GET UP??? Beautiful girls make her weak asf. This is why Ann being supportive over Joker dating his assassin is in-character, she knows what it's like to fawn over a mean hottie

[respectthepetty]

The first episode emphasized that Joke does not know how to fight at all, yet Jack was good enough to be on the national team and take down three men, so either Joke has been practicing.

Or Jack is taking it easy on him.

[musicalislife]

“collecting souvenirs”😭😭😭😭

[tulisydan]

Bojan being real interested with that one side of audience where certain someone was sitting during kultsa 2.0

Videosources: x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x

[rosetta-j-stone]

Bojan: I would like to do it with someone who is creatively on the same side as us but sounds a lot different so we get a new sound

Kris: I would just do it with somebody who it would be fun to spend two weeks in the studio with

The rest of Joker Out: OK WE GET IT YOU BOTH WANT TO SLEEP WITH JERE

[destroy-some-evil]

This week's tattoo obsession is the Loser/Lover on Joke's wrist.

I originally thought that it lo$er and a commentary about money. Which would have said some interesting things about Joke who comes from a wealthy background.

But, yeah no - it's about Jack. Joke is a loser who wants to be Jack's lover. (one interpretation)

No wonder Joke didn't want to take off his shirt completely in front of Jack. He's already giving himself away with all the visible tattoos. Granted he also gives himself away every time he looks at Jack.

If Jack ever properly looks at him, he's going see just how much he matters to Joke. I hope we get that scene in the future. It's going to be delicious.

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

Honk honk

[happybird16]

I am not at all okay with the fact that anime Joker vaguely looks like Levi Ackerman

[nanonkorapat]

okay but the end sequence of jack and joker ep 1 with the camera following them from behind into the cars while joker (the thief) is being led to justice while jack (the just and honest one) is forced into crime...delicious

[frikatilhi]

Excuse me Bojan, could you please explain wtf is a sauna break [x]

[j0kers-light]

Did anon just ask for sub!Joker?

[a-simp-20]

Okay why ain't nobody talking about Netflix releasing AIB SEASON 3!? LIKE OMG

@creamwh0re @aceofspadegrass @alisblackgf DOES THIS MEAN ARISU'S KID OR IS IT GONNA BE JUST HIM GOING BACK IN THE GAMES CUZ OF THE JOKER CARDS!? please I need you guy's thoughts about this cuz its been too damn long since we all talked about AIB :((

[mitamicah]

Silly little thought about Jere's look:

So we all know the saying that you start to mimik what you love, right?

And Bojan has these little stribes of grey/white hair?

Well, Mr. Jere 'never subtle' Pöyhönen now has tons of grey/white hairs x'D

Yes, I am painting the clown mask on my face again, thank you for asking x'D

[musicalislife]

He is so incredibly hot🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

📹 undergroundbarber_slo ig reel

[sister-pianist-chan]

So you guys remember that post Jan made a while back?

Well... I did a thing.... And I'm going to hell for it. 🔥🥵

Yeah... Sister Pianist-chan has sinned again.