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Choir: ♪ Holy infant So tender and mild ♪
John: Wait, who describes an infant as mild?
Ted: Yeah, I'm more hung up on tender.
John: Yeah, somebody's eating this baby.
Priest: It's important that we remember just why we celebrate Christmas. We observe the holiest of all days to rejoice in the glory of the birth of Jesus Christ, born not from the seed of man but from divine origin. Never before or since have we, God's children, been blessed by such a miracle.
Ted: Excuse me. Yeah, over here. Hi. Ted, local bear. You're talking about a guy who came alive out of nowhere, right?
Priest: Yes.
Ted: Yeah, me.
Priest: I'm sorry?
Ted: I'm just saying, he's not the only one.
Priest: I don't think that's the same thing.
Ted: Well, you said, never before or since. But… You know, this guy.
Priest: The birth of Christ was a heavenly miracle.
Ted: I mean, what do you call this? I mean, I don't see any Pound Puppies or Monchhichis walking around.
Priest: Christ's birth was clearly ordained by God, marked by the star of Bethlehem, a miraculous beacon from the heavens.
John: There was a star there. Ted: There was a star, right?
John: Yeah, no, it was a shooting star.
Ted: I had a star. John: Yeah.
Priest: Jesus had a divine purpose. God sent him to us to spread the word that He loves us.
Ted (recorded voice): "I love you."
Ted: Your move, Friar Tuck.
Priest: I just want to finish the sermon.
Ted: I'm just saying, I might be Jesus. Might. I'm not saying for sure. I'm just saying it's a possibility. I might be Jesus.
Priest: That is incredibly disrespectful.
Ted: Says the guy eating babies.
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John: OK, we can't read this whole thing.
Ted: Well, if we're gonna figure out if I'm actually Jesus, we at least got to skim it.
John: I have never seen pages so thin.
Ted: I know. It's like Kleenex with boring stories on it.
John: You know, I was thinking. How do we know that Dennis isn't Jesus?
Ted: Johnny, Jesus walked on water, all right? Walked! That means he had feet, not wheels.
John: Yeah, that makes sense.
Ted: Oh, wait, hang on. Stop right there. Look, look, look. Matthew 21:31, "Truly I say to you, the tax collectors and prostitutes go into the kingdom of heaven before you." Look at that. Jesus hangs out with hookers.
John: Yeah, and he says there's hookers in heaven too. He sounds a lot like you.
Ted: Oh, yeah, heaven is probably mostly hookers.
John: Wait, so you're paying for sex in heaven?
Ted: You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to fly away.
John: Oh. Let's see. "And behold, I come quickly, and my reward is with me to give"…
Ted: What was that first part?
John: "Behold, I come quickly."
Ted: Jesus said that?
John: Yeah.
Ted: Yeah, that's not the kind of thing I'd start with "behold." What else? Well, look, look, look. Right there. Right there. John the apostle. Jesus had an apostle named John.
John: Holy shit. Those were, like, his buddies, right?
Ted: Yeah, yeah, there was Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Johnny, Blitzen, and Larry, Darryl, and Darryl. There's no doubt anymore. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
Ted: Holy shit. Does this mean you have, like, powers and stuff?
Ted: Yeah, but I probably got to learn how to use them. Flip to the spells.
John: OK, spells, spells, spells. Ted: Spells, spells, spells.
Ted: Wonder what my alignment is.
John: Chaotic good.
Ted: Ah, yeah, yeah. Good, but, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.
John: Yeah.
Ted: Shit, we supposed to have dice?
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Ted: OK, what do you say we try one of them spells, huh? Water into wine, here we go. "Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho. Meka leka hi, meka chiney ho." All right, try it.
John: Still water.
Ted: Fuck! Oh, you know what? It's 'cause we don't have the wand.
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Blaire: Shit. I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to share a house with somebody who treats me like I have some fucking disease Guess there's no chance he's gonna apologize.
Ted: You know, if I can offer a bit of Christly wisdom, Blaire? You're smarter than he is, so you might have to go talk to him.
Blaire: Oh, fuck that. I am not extending an olive branch to somebody who's against basic equality.
John: Well, that's the thing, Blaire. I don't think he's really even against anything. Think he just didn't want to look stupid in front of his truck.
Blaire: Listen to yourself!
John: OK, then don't do it for Dad. Do it for Mom. Look, she's really bummed out right now, and it's all just 'cause Christmas is messed up. Look, I know it's gonna suck, but…
Ted: But it's like I say in the Book of Romulans: turn the other cheek. Do unto others. Say it, don't spray it. I'll have what she's having.
Blaire: You're an idiot.
Ted: Oh, what do we say to that, Apostle?
John: Four hell points.
Ted: Four hell points.
Blaire: What the fuck is a hell point?
Ted: It's how I determine which of my children, who I love, will be tortured forever.
Blaire: Oh, God. Ugh, all right, all right, I'll… I'll talk to him.
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Ted: Well, I Jesus-ed the shit out of that one.
Blaire: You? You didn't do anything.
Ted: Eh, I worked in mysterious ways.
Sarah: How?
Ted: Where there was only one set of footprints, that's where I carried you.
Blaire: You watched 18 hours of TV yesterday. You barely moved.
Ted: When it most appears I'm not Jesus, that's when you need faith.
Sarah: Ted, you do know what happened to Jesus, right?
Ted: Yeah, he gave back the Gobstopper, and they gave him the chocolate factory. I mean, I think that's what happened. I'm reading, like, two books at once.
Sarah: They nailed him to the cross and crucified him for our sins.
Ted: Wait, what?
Susan: It was so nice of him to let them do that for us, wasn't it?
Ted: They killed him?
Sarah: Yeah.
Ted: Oh, shit. Yeah, fuck that. I'm out. Wait, maybe I'm Buddha. Buddha was lazy, right?
#Ted#Seth Macfarlane#John Bennett#Johnny Bennett#Max Burkholder#christianity#jesus christ#Loud Night#LOL#funny#religion#religion is a mental illness
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my fave couples [pt1?]
[re-upload sorry about the double tags] IF I HEAR ONE BAD THING ABOUT THIS IM GOING TO CRACK IT- i spent wayyy to much time on this to be able to deal with negativity (i lowkey think its a bit too fast but no shh its perfect and thats final) also new watermark hehe
@nqds, @xo-zozo, @reminiscentreader, @lxvebelle, @sophiesonlinediary
#˗ˏˋems edits ˎˊ˗#wesliz#wes bennett#liz buxbaum#better than the movies#johnnyshannon#johnny kavanagh#shannon lynch#binding 13#keeping 13#boys of tommen#averyjameson#avery grambs#jameson hawthorne#the inheritance games#paekai#paedyn gray#kai azer#powerless#reckless#aaronella#aaron warner#juliette ferrars#ella sommers#shatter me#gibsieclaire#gerard gibson#claire biggs#taming 7
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...night."
#beat reporter stereax#johnny gaudreau#columbus blue jackets#sam bennett#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers
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Jeff Bennett Signature piece
#jeff bennett#johnny bravo#dexter's laboratory#gravity falls#summerween trickster#xiaolin showdown#adventure time#choose goose#powerpuff girls#gargoyles#my art#artist#artist on tumblr#art#cadenreigns
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you know i didnt think i needed stolie benny and matthew with their arms all over each other singing and swaying along to music as they sip on beers but shame on me i shouldve known i needed it
WPLG Local 10 | 6.25.24 (x)
#anthony stolarz#sam bennett#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#for those starved for stolie content HE LIVES HES VIBIN#pure vibes#god i need to drink with them#just nice just sway just lets vibe it out boys#lord almighty theyre 5 sips away from breaking into sea shanties at the top of their lungs may god help us all#comraderie! nothing like it!#arrrgh matey lets raid the ole tavern so we might bask in each others touch in sweet bliss#and if we accidentally brush lips we might blame that on havent seeing a lass in years whilst on the cruel mistress that is the sea#or alternatively if we swap spit while singing leave her johnny its not gay#or something#yeah
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#tv shows#tv series#polls#johnny bravo#jeff bennett#brenda vaccaro#mae whitman#1990s series#us american series#have you seen this series poll
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'The Sweetest Thing' (2002) film
-watched 5/4/2024- 2 stars- on Amazon Prime
26% Rotten Tomatoes
#my have seen list#The Sweetest Thing#(2002)#film#roger kumble#comedy/romance#cameron diaz#christina applegate#selma blair#thomas jane#jason bateman#parker posey#frank grillo#eddie mcclintock#johnny messner#joe bellan#lillian adams#jennifer gimenez#siena goines#james mangold#john bennett#sybil temtchine#bryan anthony#linda asuma#georgia engel#nancy priddy#judith chapman#john lehr#Amazon Prime
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Johnny Bravo Director: John McIntyre | Studio: Hanna-Barbera | USA, 1997
#Johnny Bravo#Scooby-Doo#Animation#Cartoon Network#Velma#Hanna-Barbera#Casey Kasem#Frank Welker#Cartoon#Horror#Jeff Bennett
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RIP Tony Bennett
#the muppets#tony bennett#muppets tonight#johnny fiama#sal minella#take a bow#muppet#muppets#gif#muppet gif#muppets gif#gifs of puppets#rip tony bennett
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🎊🥳🎂🎈🎁🎊
#Jeff Bennett#Aaron Horvath#Michael Jelenic#teen titains go#James Tucker#hanna barbera#DC#Scooby doo#batman the brave and the bold#Genndy Tartakovsky#samurai jack#Pendleton Ward#aventure time#alex hirsch#gravity falls#Glen Murakami#beware the batman#Brandon Vietti#young justice#Van Partible#johnny bravo#Duncan Rouleau#Joe Casey#Joe Kelly#Steven T. Seagle#Ben 10#Thurop Van Orman#the marvelous misadventures of flapjack#Christy Hui#xiaolin showdown
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Throwback to Christmas 2016 when Matthew Tkachuk, Johnny Gaudreau & Sam Bennett met some penguins for a Christmas sweater promo for Calgary merch & none of them look to sure about the penguin's intentions.
#matthew tkachuk#johnny gaudreau#sam bennett#calgary flames#florida panthers#I miss Johnny and Chucky together#especially their glove kiss ritual#source Benny's Instagram
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t-shirts i saw in harlan, kentucky, and the "justified" characters i would buy them for: a list
boyd crowder:
raylan givens (ironically):
ava crowder:
helen givens:
arlo givens:
johnny crowder:
dewey crowe:
mags bennett:
#justified#justified fx#boyd crowder#raylan givens#ava crowder#helen givens#arlo givens#johnny crowder#dewey crowe#mags bennett
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my fave book boys [atm]
this will probs change in like two days when i read a new book but oh well. ALSO this took me sooo long to finish im not even joking
@nqds, @xo-zozo, @reminiscentreader, @lxvebelle
#˗ˏˋems edits ˎˊ˗#aaron warner#shatter me#johnny kavanagh#boys of tommen#wes bennett#better than the movies#levi coldwell#picking daisies on sunday
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2023 best of
best parts
Cyrus Bennett - HUF FOREVER / Johnny's Vid / 7 Ball
Patrick Praman - Three Seasons / REAL pro
Miles Silvas - City to City
Donovan Piscopo - Pawnshop x Nike 'Old Soul'
Bobby de Keyzer - 2411-Q02 HD24 (HARD DREAM)
Mason Coletti - Viva Mexico / Back to My World
Nick Matthews - HUF FOREVER / AM Scramble 2022
Rowan Davis - Lad is Pro as
Leo Romero - SKATER
Alan Bell - ab
Evan Wasser - Sk8 Prodigy
Eddie Cernicky - Inferno
Oscar Candon - Giddy #13: Abseiling Down
Mason Silva - HUF FOREVER / Take a Lap
Joey O'Brien - Alien Workshop / Thunder
John Shanahan - DOUBLE UP / Double Down
Jahmir Brown - BETA BLOCKERS
Ryuhei Kitazume - Meet You There / LENZ III / Nike x Tightbooth
Akwasi - Sci-Fi Fantasy / TOTAL ACTUAL COMFORT
Hermann Stene - Lille Rotta
Conor Charleson - Slight Inclination
Antonio Durao - Johnny's Vid
Max Palmer - Johnny's Vid / "Spiked Off" / LIMO / Atlantic Drift
Ville Wester - What Now? / 7 Ball / BETA BLOCKERS
Jordan Trahan - Hurricane Party / STATIC VI
best full-lengths
HUF - FOREVER
Foundation - Whippersnappers
Nike - 7 Ball
Palace - BETA BLOCKERS
Scumco - STRIKING DISTANCE 2
VANS VIDEO by Flech
Quasi - SIMULATION
SK8MAFIA VIDEO 2023
Tightbooth - LENZ III
Static VI
WKND - JIT
Lakai - Bubble
Magenta - Just Cruise II
best breakout parts
Felipe Munhoz - Devaneios
Tobias Christoffersen - Bissemayn Canape
Ben St. Aubin - rendered
Johnny Cumaoglu - DON’T ASK ME WHEN
Jason Nam - Carousel / SIMULATION
Johnny Purcell - Nova Scotia
Justin Grzechowiak - STRIKING DISTANCE 2
Rio Morishige - LENZ III
Jedd Mckenzie - Indy Raw AMs
Morgan DT - Empire MISMATCH
best womxn+ parts
Tania Cruz - WHIPPERSNAPPERS
Leo Baker - Nike signature
Sam Narvaez - HUF FOREVER
Nicole Hause x Chloe Covell x Hayley Wilson - Gassed Up
Cata Diaz - Cachai
Keet Oldenbeuving - Don't Walk
Fabiana Delfino - Santa Cruz / Swamp Week / FAST AF
Vitoria Mendonca - Element pro
Arin Lester - Sci-Fi Fantasy
Jenn Soto - Thunder
best independents
SHOPAHOLICS: Abandoned Mall
Circle by Chase Walker
Brett Nichols - Pathways 2 / Broadway
Steve Mastorelli - DON’T ASK ME WHEN
Fritte Soderstrom - Jante 5:36
best promo
GX1000 - Viva Mexico
adidas - Abnormal Communication ep. 5 Paris
Limosine - AUSTIN TEXAS LIMO TRIP
Pawnshop x Nike - Old Soul
This is Not the New Sour Video
Bronze TV ep. 2 (8/17/23)
Samurai Safari II
AM Scramble 2022
Quentin Guthrie - Assets
HARDBODY x DANCER
youtube playlists: best of 2023 (100) great vids 2023 (485)
#happy new year#so much more to include but damn new tumblr limits#peep the youtube playlists for more#felipe munhoz#mason coletti#tobias christoffersen#ben st aubin#johnny cumaoglu#johnny purcell#cyrus bennett#limosine skateboards#bronze 56k#best of 2023#skateboarding
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#flashback friday#jeff bennett#voice acting#johnny bravo#gargoyles#brooklyn#magus#animaniacs#charlton woodchuck#baloney the dinosaur#batman#the creeper#powerpuff girls#ace copular#big billy#freakazoid#candle jack#lord bravery
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Benny Cup Day | 8.16.24 (x)
special johnny mention!!!!
#sam bennett#florida panthers#HI MR JOHNNY#oh ex flames ohhhhhhh#chirping him for his mop eh#GOD THE OLD PHOTO IS KILLING ME#BENNNYYYYY#PROMISE KEPT INDEED 😭😭😭#IM GONNA BAWL MY EYES OUT ITS THE FULL CIRCLENESS OF IT ALL
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