#Jesus miracles

[i-am-trans-gwender]

I just realized that because the body is approximately 60% water, Jesus could kill someone by turning the water in there body to wine.

[thecatholiccrusade]

From Nazareth To Now: Jesus' Amazement With Our Disbelief

“He was amazed at their lack of faith.” – Mark 6:6 These words from the Gospel of Mark should give every Catholic pause. In this simple statement, we encounter a striking moment that carries profound implications for our faith today. Consider the scene: Jesus, the incarnate Word of God, stands before the people of Nazareth, his hometown. He teaches with wisdom and performs miracles, yet instead…

[xxplastic-cubexx]

sequel to this ig but more importantly congratulations to Francesca for winning the Name The Cherik Cat poll !!!!!! theyre stuck with her now.

bonus:

[kingdomreigns]

[icaruspendragon]

girls will be like, “i don’t have catholic guilt. i use the imagery when writing because it’s fun to play around with!” and then write this:

[illustratus]

Jesus and Peter on the Water by Gustave Brion

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

bangtan boys in turtlenecks (15/??) cr. 0613data, namuspromised

[miracle-negative]

Evening primrose ☆ミ Forget-me-not

(The language of flowers)

[tomicscomics]

05/10/2024

The widdle baybeee!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. This cartoon is based on a story from the 6th session of St. Joan's trial. Before I explain it, here's the original segment, translated by W. S. Scott: "Asked what was the age of the child at Lagny that she went to see, she replied: The baby was three days old. And it was brought to Lagny to Notre Dame. And she was told that the maidens of the town were before [the statue of] Our Lady; and that she might like to go and pray to God and Our Lady that it might live. And she went there and prayed to God with the others. And finally life appeared in it, and it yawned three times; then it was baptised and immediately after died, and was buried in consecrated ground. For three days, they said, no life had appeared in the child; and it was as black as her tunic. But when it yawned, the colour began to come back. And she was with the maidens on her knees in front of [the statue of] Our Lady, offering prayers. Asked if it were not said by the town that she had brought this about, and that it was by her intercession, she replied: I never inquired." 2. To summarize, Joan was in a town called Lagny, where a stillborn child was placed before a statue of Mary in hopes of a miraculous revival. Joan is asked to pray over him with the other young women of the town, and when they finish, the baby is temporarily revived and quickly baptized before dying again. 3. Medieval Catholics believed baptism was essential for salvation, and that anyone who died without it could not get into heaven. Losing a child would've been bad enough without believing their soul was lost too, so although this baby's return to life was only temporary, his quick baptism would have meant the world to his family and community. For those who are curious, the Church still believes that baptism is necessary for salvation, but they also teach that God can offer its graces Himself, without the need for formal ceremony. The sacraments are bound to God, but He is not bound by His sacraments. 4. Though it's not explicitly stated in this part of the manuscript, one of the narratives being pushed by the judges during the trial was that Joan was always out to glorify herself, not God. They ask her if the people of Lagny credited her for the miracle, but in this cartoon, I expand that question a bit to get at what they were really trying to say. 5. For more background on this story, here's one of the sites I referenced: https://www.online-literature.com/anatole-france/joan-of-arc/25/

[valiantdust]

"hold me like water or hold me like a knife" hozier expunged every ounce of lesbianism from his body and concentrated it into that one line

[godslove]

²⁹ Then Jesus touched their eyes, saying, “Let it be done for you according to your faith.”

—Matthew 9:29, Jesus Heals Two Blind Men

[cath-lic]

i understand Jesus cursing the fig tree because that’s exactly how i am with printers. oh u refuse to print for no good reason? Ye Shall Never Bear Scans Nor Copies Nor Double-Sided Sheets, Nay, In All The Years Ye Be Powered On

[libraryfag]

[dramoor]

The Raising of Lazarus of Bethany

(Icon by Tatiana Nikolova-Houston)

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:

1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*

2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them

3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out

4) literal rainbow lighting around them

5) endless hand holding and twirling

6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck

7) the fucking closing scene?????????

[angelgunfighter]

every time i think about miracle mask i think about her