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It’s been a while, Tumblr. How’s it going?
Anyway, remember ages and ages ago I shared the start of a murder mystery set in Ancient Rome?
It’s a thing now! It’s a new name for a new genre. This one is not a romance, but there is a very, very slow burn mm subplot.
It’s out on November 28, and would make the perfect Saturnalia present!
Rome, 58 AD.
The dinner party didn’t turn out the way Aemilius Valerius expected. He didn’t expect a place at the main table. He didn’t expect to drink that much. He didn’t expect to hook up with one of the scarier dancers. And he most certainly didn’t expect to trip over the bloody corpse of his host on the floor of the informal dining room.
One man’s grisly murder is another man’s opportunity. Valerius teams up with the investigator, a plebeian with a chip on his shoulder, to discover the killer. Mad Uncle Maro promised it would be a smart career move, but that was before a second senator turned up dead. Now everything points towards a corrupt legion, an imperial assassin, and the emperor’s mother. It might have been smarter to accept that honorary priesthood, stupid hat or not.
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Book Review: Sub Rosa (Valerius Mystery #1) by Jennifer Burke
In my experience, the best historical fiction involves stories that show the more things change, the more they stay the same. After all, people are people throughout history, just occasionally with better hygiene. Valerius is the highlight of this extended cast of characters for a story in which Burke effortlessly blends modern voice with a historical setting to create an accessible peek into a…
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#book review#historical fiction#historical mystery#Jennifer Burke#mystery#queer romance#Sub Rosa#Valerius Mystery
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Ok now that Clay's shirt makes 0 (zero) sense from timeline issues BUT SHUSSSSH
Idc- but
Teens
Btw Clay is wearing eyeliner and is bigender
He/She pronouns for Clay plz <3
#my art#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#fnaf the silver eyes#fnaf the twisted ones#fnaf the fourth closet#fnaf clay burke#fnaf clara#fnaf clara rosemary afton#fnaf clara afton#fnaf clay#fnaf mrs afton#fnaf henry#fnaf henry alexander emily#fnaf henry emily#fnaf jen#fnaf aunt jen#fnaf jennifer emily#fnaf jen emily#jen emily#jenifer emily#fnaf au#my au#change of heart au#my design#bigender#clay burke#henry alexander emily#clara rosemary afton
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Housewives Rocking Another Boat
Tamra Judge is back, but she’s already all over the place.
She just cried to Shannon Beador and said she missed their friendship, but their talk didn’t go well at all.
And she is throwing some serious jabs at Shannon!
Both Tamra and her husband, Eddie Judge are claiming that Shannon is drinking too heavily and blame that as the root to all of Shannon’s problems.
Tamra even said that the times she has spent with Shannon and her boyfriend John Janssen hasn’t been great and that here’s always a drunken fight.
But when the husband judges another housewife, it’s always awkward and I can’t imagine how Shannon must have felt while watching this episode.
When that’s said, I do agree with Tamra and Eddie. Her drinking has always been uncomfortable for me to watch over the years.
The worst of all was Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s “wedding”.
It was shown in a way for us to laugh of her drunkenness, but she made a fool of herself, and she talked with Braunwyn’s kids while drunk.
It made me uncomfortable. It wasn’t funny or comical. There are fun drunks, there are mean drunks and there are sloppy drunks. And Shannon was sloppy.
Ironically, Tamra got drunk on the boat and she was a mean drunk.
Gina Kirschenheiter had invited the women on a yacht ride. Sadly, or whichever she prefers, for Gina, she got sick and had to stay home.
And housewives famously don’t do well on boats.
Heather Dubrow kept on interrupting conversations and Emily Simpson kept on being annoyed by Heather’s interruptions.
Tamra was drunk and unleashed her wrath on Shannon who failed to show respect for Jennifer Pedranti’s emotional story about how she adopted her son.
And Taylor Armstrong who has joined this crazy group of women, looked baffled most of the time.
Heather is somewhat in the middle of Tamra and Shannon’s feud as they both call her to complain about the other.
But the person who appears to give actual useful advice in this situation, is Emily, who never gets to finish her thoughts on this boat.
#Real Housewives of Orange County#RHOC#Tamra Judge#Shannon Beador#Eddie Judge#John Janssen#Braunwyn Windham-Burke#Gina Kirschenheiter#Heather Dubrow#Emily Simpson#Jennifer Pedranti#Taylor Armstrong
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2025 Oscar Predictions: SUPPORTING ACTRESS (June)
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#2025 oscar predictions#aunjanue ellis-taylor#best supporting actress oscar predictions#danielle deadwyler#glenn close#isabella rossellini#jennifer lopez#joan chen#kathy burke#toni collette#zoe saldana
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Madame Web (Movie Review) | A Carefully Crafted Bullet
Madame Web, the puzzling addition to the superhero genre that leaves a lasting impression. 😒🕷️ #MadameWeb #MovieReview #DakotaJohnson #SydneySweeney #CelesteOConnor, #IsabelaMerced #SuperheroMovies
Writer: Matt Sazama, Kerem Sanga, Burk Sharpless S.J. Clarkson (Director) CAST Dakota Johnson Sydney Sweeney Isabela Merced Celeste O’Connor Tahar RahimAdam Scott REVIEW In a cinematic landscape saturated with superhero tales, Madame Web emerges as a puzzling addition to the genre. Director S. J. Clarkson and her cast led by Dakota Johnson, attempt to delve into the mystique surrounding the…
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#Action#Adam Scott#Adventure#Austin J. Ryan#Based on a graphic novel#Based on Comics#Book adaptation#Book to Movie#Burk Sharpless#Celeste O&039;Connor#Claire Parker#Comic Book Adaptation#dakota johnson#Deirdre McCourt#Dennis Daniel#Emma Roberts#Ilya Tsymbal#Isabela Merced#Jennifer Markes#Jill Hennessy#José María Yazpik#Josh Drennen#Kathy-Ann Hart#Kerem Sanga#Kerry Bishé#Madame Web#Marvel Comics#Matt Sazama#Michael Malvesti#Mike Bash
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Here are bisexual books of August!
Books listed:
The Last Witch in Edinburgh by Marielle Thompson
The Dark We Know by Wen-yi Lee
Catching the Con by Dominique Davis
Mistress of Lies by K.M. Enright
The Phoenix Keeper by S.A. MacLean
Full Shift by Jennifer Dugan Kristen Seaton
Practical Rules for Cursed Witches by Kayla Cottingham
Rules for Ghosting by Shelly Jay Shore
Queen of Dreams by Kit Rocha
Better Left Buried by Mary E. Roach
Kindling by Bonnie Woods
The Sea of Clouds by Sheila Jenné
Mighty Millie Novak by Elizabeth Holden
Navigating With You by Jeremy Whitley, Casio Ribiero
Covington Acres by Riley Hart
Heads Will Roll by Josh Winning (UK release)
Inversion Point by Jenn Burke, Kelly Jensen
Phase Shift by Jenn Burke, Kelly Jensen
#books of the month#My posts#bisexual#bisexual representation#bisexual pride#bi books#bisexual books#sapphic books#booklr#book blog#queer books#lgbt books#lgbtq books#bisexual romance#bookblr#book tumblr#Bi rep#achillean books#bi4bi books#bi4bi#Bi4bi rep#queer bipoc books#bi pride#bisexuality#bisexual rep
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DIRTY DANCING (1987) soundtrack: Be My Baby - The Ronettes / Big Girls Don't Cry - The 4 Seasons / Do You Love Me? - The Contours / Love Man - Otis Redding / Wipe-Out - The Surfaris / Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen / Hey! Baby! - Bruce Channel / Cry To Me - Solomon Burke / Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? - The Shirelles / Love Is Strange - Mickey & Sylvia / She's Like The Wind - Patrick Swayze / I've Had The Time Of My Life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
#dirty dancing#soundtrack edits#patrick swayze#80s movies#filmedit#it took me so long to collect the pictures of the actual records for this that iwas just gonna do screencaps and not gifs but#in the end i made the worlds grainiest little gifs <3 mwah <3#also genuinely solomon burke's version of cry to me >>>> its so good#anyway soundtrack of all time obviously
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Victims in order
Terrifier
1. Steve Decapitated, head turned into a jack-o'-lantern.
2. Ramone Fingers sliced off, stabbed multiple times in a face.
3. Dawn Sliced her body in half while chained upside down.
4. Tara Heyes Shot seven times then presumably mauled her face as her body was seen in a chair.
5. Cat lady Breasts cut off and head scalped.
6. Will Head stabbed and cut off by two knives.
7. Mike Stomped on his head, then squashed.
Terrifier 2
1. Seth Bolton Even though he was not killed from the choke in the first film, Art brutally smashes his face multiple times with a dual head then ripped his brain out.
2. Unnamed man in the waiting room Stabbed in the head with the mop stick.
3. Fourteen clown cafe patrons Shot with a Tommy gun.
4. Clown Cafe Singer Set on fire.
5. Cereal Kid Shot in the neck with a Tommy gun.
6. Opossum Organs ripped out from the body along with The Little Pale Girl. However, it was already dead.
7. Ricky Stabbed in the eye with a bottle then sliced his head with a hatchet and later was using it as a Halloween decoration, but eventually threw it away.
8. Allie Stabbed brutally by ripping out all of her corpse as the most gruesome death.
9. Allie's Mother Art decapitated her off-screen and was using it as a Halloween trick or treat candy bucket.
10. Barbara Shaw Head shot off.
11. Jeff Presumably bled out after got stabbed in the crotch and got his penis cut off.
12. Brooke Face melt by acid, knee broken, beaten with a stick and sharp objects on it to dead. Heart ripped out and eaten.
Terrifier 3
1. Timmy Thomas Dismembered by Art the Clown with an axe off-camera.
2. Mark Thomas Hit with an axe in bed multiple times.
3. Jennifer Thomas Hit in the back and stomach with an axe. Arm cut off and hit in the skull.
4. Juliet Thomas Killed by Art the Clown with an axe off-screen (Debatable)
5. Officer Evans Decapitated off-screen.
6. Unnamed Nurse Face bitten by Art the Clown's head off-screen, body shown.
7. Adam Burke Lower jaw ripped off by Victoria Hayes and scalp partially ripped off by Art the Clown's body.
8. Unnamed Art the Clown Cosplayer Killed by Art the Clown and/or Victoria off-screen, clothes shown.
9. Dennis Stabbed in the hand with a large nail, fingers eaten, scalp cut in half with a box cutter and head's skin ripped in half by Art the Clown.
10. Rat Smashed apart against a table after being frozen by Art the Clown with liquid nitrogen.
11. Smokey Shot in the head by Art the Clown with a handgun off-camera, blood splatter shown.
12. Eddie Bled out after being shot in the neck by Art the Clown with a handgun.
13. Charles Johnson Kneecap, hand, and half of his face bashed repeatedly by Art the Clown with a hammer after freezing them with liquid nitrogen.
14. Corey Killed in an explosion made by Art the Clown with an explosive present.
15. Unnamed mother Head blown apart in an explosion caused by Art the Clown with an explosive present.
16. Three Unknown people Died in the explosion.
17. Mia Carpenter Breasts, hip, and arms sliced off, face cut open partially in half at the cheek, and sawed in half through the waist by Art the Clown with a chainsaw.
18. Cole Deveraux Hand and fingers sliced off, leg partially severed and ripped off, rectum sliced in half, arm sawed off, head sliced in half, and cut partially vertically in half through the groin by Art the Clown.
19. Greg Shaw Decapitated by either Art the Clown or Victoria Hayes off-screen, stomach sliced open, body shown.
20. Jonathan Shaw Presumably killed by either Art the Clown or Victoria Hayes off-screen, skull shown.
21. Jessica Shaw Plastic tube rammed down her throat with a hammer, rats were put in it and forced to go down, later her throat sliced open by Art the Clown and Victoria Hayes with a kitchen knife. Shared kill.
#terrifer#horror blog#horror#horror films#art the clown#terrifer 2#terrifer 3#terrifer universe#terrifer fandom
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DECEMBER 25, 2024 RELEASE
All my videos can be found here, full release under the read more! I am also offering the two Gypsy videos as a bundle for 30 USD! If interested, please contact me at [email protected]!
This release includes: Gypsy (first and last preview), Elf, Eureka Day, Hamilton
ELF November 22, 2024 | Broadway | 4K MP4 (8.85GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Grey Henson (Buddy), Kayla Davion (Jovie), Ashley Brown (Emily), Michael Hayden (Walter Hobbs), Sean Astin (Santa/Mr. Greenway), Kai Edgar (Michael), Jennifer Sánchez (Deb), Kalen Allen (Macy's Manager), Corinne C Broadbent (Mrs. Claus), J Savage (Ensemble), Michael Milkanin (Ensemble), Halli Toland (Ensemble), David Paul Kidder (Ensemble), Clifton Samuels (Ensemble) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this modernized revival! Some obstruction when latecomers get seated, mostly in the first act and beginning of the second act. Some wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBSFuL | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL JUNE 17, 2025
EUREKA DAY December 6, 2024 | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (6.88GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Amber Gray (Carina), Jessica Hecht (Suzanne), Bill Irwin (Don), Thomas Middleditch (Eli), Chelsea Yakura-Kurtz (Meiko) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this new play! Some wandering and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBUkSw | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL JUNE 17, 2025
GYPSY November 21, 2024 | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (11.81GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Audra McDonald (Rose), Danny Burstein (Herbie), Joy Woods (Louise), Jordan Tyson (June), Kevin Csolak (Tulsa), Lesli Margherita (Tessie Tura), Lili Thomas (Mazeppa), Mylinda Hull (Electra/Miss Cratchitt), Marley Lianne Gomes (Baby June), Jacob Ming-Trent (Uncle Jocko/Kringelein), Kyleigh Vickers (Baby Louise), Jade Smith (Uncle Jocko Kid), Jace Bentley (Carmichael/Newsboy), Brandon Burks (Georgie), Hunter Capellán (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies), Tony d’Alelio (Little Rock), Summer Rae Daney (Balloon Girl), Kellie Jean Hoagland (Edna), Aliah James (Geraldine), Brittney Johnson (Agnes), Zachary Daniel Jones (Angie), Ethan Joseph (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies), Andrew Kober (Mr. Goldstone/Cigar/Bourgeron-Cochon), Krystal Mackie (Thelma), James McMenamin (Weber/Pastey/Phil), Cole Newburg, Majo Rivero (Dolores), Sally Shaw (Marjorie May/Renée), Brendan Sheehan (Yonkers), Thomas Silcott (Pop), Jayden Theophile (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies/Newsboy) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this show’s first preview! There was a tech hold 53 minutes into Act One that is cut out. Minor railing and head obstruction cut off a little bit of action, mostly worked around well. Increased wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBSJVa | ASKING $20 USD OFFERED AS A $30 BUNDLE WITH DECEMBER 18, 2024 NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL JUNE 17, 2025
GYPSY December 18, 2024 (E) | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (11.16GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Audra McDonald (Rose), Danny Burstein (Herbie), Joy Woods (Louise), Jordan Tyson (June), Kevin Csolak (Tulsa), Lesli Margherita (Tessie Tura), Lili Thomas (Mazeppa), Mylinda Hull (Electra/Miss Cratchitt), Marley Lianne Gomes (Baby June), Jacob Ming-Trent (Uncle Jocko/Kringelein), Summer Rae Daney (Baby Louise), Jade Smith (Uncle Jocko Kid), Jace Bentley (Carmichael/Newsboy), Brandon Burks (Georgie), Hunter Capellán (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies), Tony d’Alelio (Little Rock), Kyleigh Vickers (Balloon Girl), Sasha Hutchings (s/w Edna), Jordan Wynn (s/w Geraldine), Brittney Johnson (Agnes), Zachary Daniel Jones (Angie), Ethan Joseph (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies), Andrew Kober (Mr. Goldstone/Cigar/Bourgeron-Cochon), Krystal Mackie (Thelma), James McMenamin (Weber/Pastey/Phil), Cole Newburg, Majo Rivero (Dolores), Sally Shaw (Marjorie May/Renée), Brendan Sheehan (Yonkers), Thomas Silcott (Pop), Jayden Theophile (Uncle Jocko’s Kiddies/Newsboy) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of the production’s final preview! The far right is a bit obstructed but worked around very well. Very minor head obstruction on the bottom that blocks very little. Some wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBVz94 | ASKING $20 USD OFFERED AS A $30 BUNDLE WITH NOVEMBER 21, 2024 NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL JUNE 17, 2025
HAMILTON January 5, 2024 | Broadway | 4K MP4 (11.06GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Miguel Cervantes (Alexander Hamilton), Alysha Deslorieux (Eliza Hamilton), Jared Dixon (Aaron Burr), Jennie Harney-Fleming (Angelica Schuyler), Tamar Greene (George Washington), Kyle Scatliffe (Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson), Ebrin R. Stanley (Hercules Mulligan/James Madison), Thayne Jasperson (u/s John Laurens/Philip Hamilton), Yana Perrault (Peggy Schuyler/Maria Reynolds), Jarrod Spector (King George III), Alexander Ferguson (James Reynolds/Philip Schuyler/Doctor), Roddy Kennedy (s/w Samuel Seabury), Adam Ali-Perez (s/w Charles Lee), Robert Walters (s/w George Eacker) Notes: Great 4K capture of Thayne as Laurens! Filmed between heads so there is obstruction on the far sides (mostly on the right) that is worked around well. Semi-frequent brief blackouts from the people in front leaning towards each other. Beginning of Act Two is VERY messy, doesn’t really get settled until Take A Break. Includes curtain call, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjB9o9v | ASKING $18 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL JUNE 17, 2025
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My Requests are open!
Hi guys, I know it's been a while, but I'm back, and with new people who I'll be happy to write for you; here's my list!
The Walking Dead:
Rick Grimes, Carl Grimes, Daryl Dixon, Negan Smith, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Rhee, Enid Rhee, Michonne, Rosita, Simon, Abraham, Carol, Jesus "Paul", Shane, Sasha, Dwight, Beth
House MD:
Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson, Allison Cameron, Robert Chase, Eric Foreman, "Thirteen"
CreepyPasta:
Jeff The Killer, Toby Rogers, BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Jane The Killer, Nina The Killer, Hoodie, Masky, Liu, Sally
Slashers/Creepos:
Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Chucky/Charles Lee Ray, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, BeetleJuice
Criminal Minds:
Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Elle Greenaway, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Tara Lewis, Cat Adams, George Foyet
White Collar:
Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Alex Hunter, Diana Berrigan, Lauren Cruz, Clinton Jones
Hannibal NBC:
Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter, Alana Bloom, Beverly Katz, Freddie Lounds
Marvel Universe:
Loki Laufeyson, Mobius Mobius, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfied, and Tom Holland), MJ Watson, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Prince T'Challa, Princess Shuri, Okoye, Carol Danvers, Gamora, Peter Quill, Nebula
IT (2017 and 2019):
Patrick Hockstetter, Henry Bowers, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Stanley Uris, Pennywise
Stranger Things:
Eleven, Mike Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Joyce Byers, Jonathon Byers, Jim Hopper, Max Mayfield, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Karen Wheeler, Dr. Brenner, Argyle, Billy Hargrove
Once Upon a Time:
Rumplestiltskin, Emma Swan, Prince Charming, Snow White, Regina Mills, Henry Mills, Killian Jones, Baelfire, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, Belle, August/Pinocchio, Ruby/Red, Zelena
Good Omens:
Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Anathema Device, Newton "Newt" Pulsifer, Beelzebub, Muriel
Avatar:
Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri (No smut), Lo'ak (No smut), Neteyam (No smut)
The Boys:
Homelander, Billy Butcher, Becca Butcher, Frenchie, Hughie Campbell, Mothers Milk, Queen Maeve, Starlight, A-Train, Deep, Black Noir, Firecracker, Kimiko "The Female", Ashley Barret, Ryan Butcher (No smut), Victoria Neuman, Soldier Boy
And that's it so far! I'll add more as I go, I swear <3
#negan smith x reader#george foyet x reader#pennywise#patrick hocksetter x reader#patrick hockstetter#stephen king#x reader#rick grimes#carl grimes#daryl dixon#negan smith#glenn rhee#maggie rhee#enid rhee#michone grimes#rosita espinosa#simon twd#carol peletier#jesus twd#shane walsh#dwight twd#beth greene#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#jeff the killer#ticci toby
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rather than who you would like to see on the next taskmaster series, who do you think will be on it? like just your predictions or any inklings you may have!
anon if you're still around then you'll know i really took my time with this hahaha so sorry! i hope anyone reading this takes it as just a bit of fun and nbd, who knows who we'll get or who alex & the network have in mind! i'm answering thoughtfully (bc i always feel guilty not to 😩 so sorry this is long lol) but it's really just fun!!
i will say, of the more recent-ish series, i did get a few right!!! krishnan guru-murthy, nicola coughlan, alan davies, judi love, sue perkins, john robins, and joanne mcnally were people i just knew would eventually be on if the show could get their schedules right, and i was also certain sarah millican and dara ó briain would be asked — though not necessarily that they'd actually agree. when you have a level of seniority and esteem, the "it's such a great opportunity" aspect of the show isn't such a draw 😅 for some reason i feel SO PROUD about guessing nicola! i was just WAITING and wish sooooo much she had done a full series 😭😭😭 (how fun would saoirse-monica jackson be too!)
anyways, as for people who haven't been on yet — and this isn't to say i want them all to be, just that i think it's likeliest they have been asked or will be asked; i talked about who i want to see a little while ago here — it's important to consider the casting 'roles' the network has in mind when working with the producers to form a series, so i will keep that in mind too!
established comedian, typically a straight white man over 40: bill bailey, vic reeves, harry hill, geoff norcott, kevin bridges, adam buxton, ade edmondson, paul whitehouse (tommy tiernan? god i feel bad for not saying ed byrne but why do i feel like he's not gonna make it in the next few series? i'm on the fence with nick helm — unless he's friends with alex, then his chances go up significantly imo — and tom allen for some reason, and i feel like john bishop is almost too much of an ask?)
fresh talent comedian, typically a man under 40: rhys james, huge davies, ahir shah, darren harriott would be my top guesses but tbh any of the semi-recent edinburgh comedy award finalists are good bets as a majority of the winners from the last ~10 years have been on the series + throwing out tom rosenthal (i know he's not fresh fresh and also mostly an actor)...and, like, jazz emu?...just because if taskmaster know how much its audience adores weird little white twinks then they'll cast them
female or non-binary comedian: 100% sarah keyworth + harriet kemsley, maisie adam, jess fostekew, suzi ruffell. i've shifted away from betting on cariad lloyd and catherine bohart for some reason... (joanne was my no.1 lady bet for the last like 4 series hahaha)
non-comedian: this is very, very hard to predict because between comedy actors, non-comedy actors, tv presenters, news people, reality & social media stars... the potential predictions are just so endless! logically, the most likely is an established actor with a lot of comedy connections (think sally phillips, lolly adefope, liza tarbuck, sian gibson, daisy may cooper, susan wokoma; this category is where tm gets quite a few of its female contestants): matt holness, kevin eldon, amanda abbington, tom davis, sharon horgan, kathy burke, georgia tennant (also friends w alex?), su pollard, tom basden, apparently anyone from the cast of ghosts, and so on and so on and so on... + i'll also throw out maggie aderin-pocock as a serious contender + i really feel like one of the spice girls will be on new years treat
friend of alex: john robins was the prediction for the past few series, so just worth keeping in mind other people in this circle include elis james, matthew crosby, tom neenan, and so on
freebie answers because alex/greg have mentioned them before: jack dee, lorraine kelly, joanna lumley (i want jennifer saunders SO BAD give us an epic series w both ade and jen pleaseeee tm gods!!!!)
complete wild card bets that are either my instincts kicking in or my bias taking over: limmy, adam buxton, paddy mcguinness, diane morgan, daniel sloss, joel dommett, jess hynes, spencer jones??, alasdair beckett-king or josh pugh + if suzy izzard wasn't doing a big nyc show i'd say that's a good guess if only bc you know greg & alex grew up big fans
did i mention too many people?? if i had to put my money behind a single person it would be either ahir shah or sarah keyworth
these are almost all of my fr big heavy hitters when it comes to placing bets! but there are of course so many people i didn't name who i could totally see on either a main series or the ny treat — so many people just make sense and that's the beauty of taskmaster!!
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Do you have a list of Toyfolk inhabitants?
The Misfits:
Charles "Charlie" Scopp
Dolores "Dolly" Conley
Eleanor
Gabriel "Gabe" Bianco
Jennifer "Jen " Spagnoletti
Maria Martinez
Melissa "Mel" Ray
Pauline "Paul" Carson
Tabitha "Tammy" Yokoi
André?
Others
Apalala
Brendan
Carol
Flo
Morgan
Cadencia Martinez?
Floretta
Phineas Barnum
Romeo "Candlewick"
Hans
Dorothy "Dollie"
"Moonracer"
Anabel
Ayane Takahashi
Eli "Spots" Banas
Hanuman
Hensley
Molly
Octavia
Silus Zelinski
Suzanne "Zanny" 🏥
"Steadfast Tin Soldier"
"Paper Ballerina Doll"
"Babs"
Fan Characters (this list is incomplete)
Alfons
Alma Irons
Amy "Amy Sh-" Shipperton
Artie
Aster
Barnaby Alberto Alexander
Beatrice "Beau" Pierceson
Bene MaCrane
Bill Stanton
Billie "B.B." Oats
Bobbi
Buster Sweetwater
Butch Franklin
Camille "the Professor" Basset
Carlos
Catherine Hammond
Charlie
Conrad Fothergill
Danzel "Dizzy"
Darcy
Davina & Bronnie
Emit
Eddy/Emi
Elizabeth "Liz" 🏥
Emma
Ezekiel "Zeke" Bridgman
Dr. Ernst 🏥
Fanny 🏥
Freddy "Eddy"
Ganda Green
Georgina George
Gretchen
Gwendoline "Gwen"
Heather Rigger
Horace Parker
Iris Nagi
Isabel "Izzy"
Jane Doe
Janice Ridgewalker
Jason Robbs
Jayden Storm
Jennifer
Jester
Jiro Kanedo
Julia, Thomas, James, and Andrea
Kelly
Kelsey Warren
Dr. Lacey Weaver 🏥
Lux Newton
Levy Atan
Lysandra Atwood-Terpsichore
Madeline
Madilyn "Maddie" Hoek
Mal
Marigold Hartford
Margaret "Margie" Bleeker
Margie
Markley Burke
Mars
Marvin
Mary Annette
Maximilian
Melody
Mike
Milo Otis
Min Hu
Monika
Naomi
Nessa
Nonna Macaw
Odelia Pines
Paul Higgins
Peter Rangers
Petra
Pierce Spotson
Dr. Quentin "Q.T." Darling 🏥
Rachel Thompson
Ralph Patrickson
Richard Tarkin
Rocky
Rodney
Roza Egorova
Ryder Cochran
Sam Greenway
Sandy
Scharlachrot
Sheila
Stanley "Stella" Olson
Sylvik
Taylor Seekins
Terra
Thomas Bower
Tracy Corbett
Walter
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List of Canon Queer Marvel Characters:
(with at least 10 appearances as of current date - no randos included)
Aaron Fischer
Aikku Jokinen
Akihiro
Alani Ryan
Aldrif Odinsdottir
America Chavez
Aneka
Annabelle Riggs
Avril Kincaid
Ayo
Benji Deeds
Betsy Braddock
Billy Kaplan
Bobby Drake
Brandon Sharpe
Brian Falsworth
Brunnhilde
Carl Valentino
Carmen Cruz
Cessily Kincaid
Christian Frost
Cullen Bloodstone
David Alleyne
Elle Diwa
Ellie Phimister
Felicia Hardy
Gwen Poole
Heather Douglas
Heather Tucker
Hercules
Hiroim
Ian Soo
Irene Adler
Jake Oh
Jean-Paul Beaubier
Jean-Paul Duchamp
Jennifer Kale
Jerry Sledge
Johnny Clay
Jonas Greymalkin
Jovana
Julie Power
Julio Richter
Jumbo Carnation
Karolina Dean
Ken Shiga
Korg
Kyle Jinadu
Loki Laufeyson
Martha Johansson
Miguel Santos
Morgan Red
Nadia Van Dyne
Nathaniel Carver
Nico Minnoru
Noh-Varr
Phyla-Vell
Rachel Summers
Raven Darkholme
Roger Aubrey
Roxy Washington
Rūna
Sera
Shatterstar
Shela Sexton
Simon Lasker
Solem
Sybil Dvorak
Teddy Altman
Theresa Burke
Tommy Shepherd
Toni Ho
Val Ventura
Victoria Hand
Viktor Borkowski
Viv Vision
Wade Wilson
Xavin
Xuân Cao Mạnh
Zoe Zimmer
And yet Marvel Voices: Pride only ever features like, five of the same characters every time.
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The Cell will be released on 4K Ultra HD and Blu-ray on January 21 via Arrow Video. Peter Savieri designed the new cover art for the 2000 psychological horror film; the original poster is on the reverse side.
Tarsem Singh (Immortals, The Fall) directs from a script by Mark Protosevich (I Am Legend, Thor). Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, and Vincent D'Onofrio star with Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Jake Weber, and Dylan Baker.
The theatrical and director's cuts have been newly restored in 4K, approved by Singh, with Dolby Vision. An alternate version of the theatrical cut created by director of photography Paul Laufer is also included.
Special features and limited edition contents are listed below, where you can also see more of the packaging.
Disc 1 - 4K UHD:
Theatrical cut (107 min)
Director's cut (109 min)
Audio commentary with film scholars Josh Nelson & Alexandra Heller-Nicholas (new)
Audio commentary with screenwriter Mark Protosevich & film critic Kay Lynch (new)
Audio commentary with director Tarsem Singh
Audio commentary with director of photography Paul Laufer, production designer Tom Foden, makeup supervisor Michèle Burke, costume designer April Napier, visual effects supervisor Kevin Tod Haug, and composer Howard Shore
Projection of the Mind’s Eye - Feature-length interview with director Tarsem Singh (new)
Between Two Worlds - Interview with director of photography Paul Laufer (new)
Disc 2 - Blu-ray:
Alternate version of theatrical cut - presented in 1.78:1 aspect ratio with alternate grading from a 2K master created by director of photography Paul Laufer (new)
Interview with director of photography Paul Laufer about the alternate version (new)
Art is Where You Find It - Visual essay by film scholar Alexandra Heller-Nicholas (new)
The Costuming Auteur - Visual essay by film critic Abby Bender (new)
Style as Substance: Reflections on Tarsem
8 deleted/extended scenes with optional commentary by Tarsem Singh
6 multi-angle visual effects vignettes
Theatrical trailers
Image gallery
Also included:
Collector’s book with new writing on the film by critics Heather Drain, Marc Edward Heuck, Josh Hurtado, and Virat Nehru
When serial murderer Carl Stargher (Vincent D’Onofrio) falls into a coma with his latest victim still trapped in an unknown location and waiting to die, the FBI turn to psychologist Catherine Deane (Jennifer Lopez) for help. Using an experimental technology she enters the dark dreamscape of Stargher’s mind, attempting to learn his secrets before it’s too late. But his unconscious is a twisted nightmare, a labyrinth that threatens to trap her inside his terrifying world forever. To save a life, she’ll have to risk her own.
Pre-order The Cell.
#the cell#Jennifer Lopez#Vince Vaughn#Vincent D'Onofrio#marianne jean baptiste#jake weber#dylan baker#arrow video#dvd#gift#Peter Savieri#tarsem singh#horror#00s horror#2000s horror
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September 2024 Reads
Never Date a Roommate - Paula Ottoni
Love and Other Conspiracies - Mallory Marlowe
My Salty Mary - Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, & Jodi Meadows
In the Orbit of You - Ashley Schumacher
The Beast's Heart - Leife Shallcross
At First Spite - Olivia Dade
The Wall - Marlen Haushofer
The Book Swap - Tessa Bickers
Someone You Can Build a Nest In - John Wiswell
A Daughter of Fair Verona - Christina Dodd
Given Our History - Kristyn J. Miller
Fall for Him - Andie Burke
I'll Have What He's Having - Adib Khorram
Lips Like Sugar - Jess K. Hardy
The Grandest Game - Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Such Charming Liars - Karen M. McManus
The Champions - Kara Thomas
Jupiter Rising - Gary D. Schmidt
Splinter & Ash - Marieke Nijkamp
Knight Owl - Christopher Denise
Young Hag and the Witches' Quest - Isabel Greenberg
Mismatched - Anne Camlin
The Truths We Hold - Kamala Harris
The Third Gilmore Girl - Kelly Bishop
The Striker and the Clock - Georgia Cloepfil
But Everyone Feels This Way - Paige Layle
Ambition Monster - Jennifer Romolini
Body Work - Melissa Febos
Rage - Lester Fabian Brathwaite
The Joy of Connections - Ruth Westheimer
Everyday Dharma - Sunned Gupta
Over Work - Brigid Schulte
Nothing to Fear - Julie McFadden
100 Ways to Change Your Life - Liz Moody
More, Please - Emma Specter
How to Piss Off Men - Kyle Prue
Shitty Craft Club - Sam Reece
Simply Julia - Julia Turshen
Bold = Highly Recommend
Italics = Worth It
Crossed Out = Nope
Thoughts: I'll be thinking about The Wall by Marlen Haushofer for quite some time. It's a feminist, dystopian, survivalist tale with some truly harrowing moments.
Goodreads Goal: 334/400
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