#Jennifer Jureau

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CM Attraction Venn Diagram

[sad-trash-hobo]

I think its actually really sad that Spencer and JJ's relationship really fell off after Emily's "death". He may forgive her to a point, but he never puts his full trust in her again. There's still an almost familial bond between the two, but after season 6, the amount of times that they're seen joking and being relaxed goes down. That could be because the writers didn't want to do any of that, but just viewing the content available, their relationship becomes almost completely professional. And especially when Alex joins the team, it's someone that Spence can relax with and rely on. She never teases him like JJ and Morgan do, and when she leaves the team it becomes more clear how alone he really is.

The whole prison stint kind of just reinforces how Reid can't rely on anyone in the team to help him, especially when JJ visited and having a pretty lady visit you in prison is bound to turn heads.

The whole thing in the last season of JJ telling Reid that she loves him and he's her first love really bothered me. And I felt like it put Spencer's feelings to the side, it made him be the selfish one for wanting what he didn't know was actually on the table because JJ already had a family. I also felt like that whole plot line was fanservice for all the people who thought JJ and Reid shouldve been together the whole time.

Overall, I do still love their relationship on the surface, but so much of the growth of their relationship was wasted and ignored and became stilted.

- read my tags for rambling -

[onefail-at-atime]

Eugh, I just finished rewatching the end of Season 14 this weekend and have to say that I think the beginning of S15 is even worse. Not only is there the awkward "Oh, I'm falling and you caught me" but the conversation at the hospital after she's been shot with her husband just down the hall?? And then Spencer goes to cry to his mom about not knowing how to live if he's not hoping for a future with her?

Where did that come from? What about Maeve? What about that Russian translator?

And then to show him magically getting over JJ a few months later to jump into things with Max? If he really had been moping after her for that long, he wouldn't have tried gone from just talking to flirting with Max so quickly.

CBS execs, what the hell were you smoking when you decided to push this? The ahowrunner didn't want it. The writers didn't want it. The actors didn't even want it. You took a beautiful friendship and made it awkward.

im at season 14 of my criminal minds rewatch so now ive got to suffer through the "ive always loved you" shit

[cfcorruptibility]

❝ My past is My business . ❞

        savannah smith  ›› K9 Officer  ››  sophia bush  ››   tw: drug use, alcoholism , death , murder , overdose, relapse, serial killer/rapist , kidnapping

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―  ✘ ╱ ⟨   –  sophia bush, female, she/her.  ⟩ it seems like savannah bradley has been seen around town, humming unsteady by x ambassadors under their breath. apparently they are a 39 year old human. townsfolk whisper about them being dauntless and adventurous, but also blunt and resentful. the police officer has been in town for 4 years, and gives off the vibes of a rebellious past scared straight, lonely nights, and k-9 loaded police cruisers. ( penned by sushi, 27, she/her, est. ) (charlie swan wc)

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full name : savannah nova smith

nicknames : sav, savvy, nova

age : 39

date/place of birth : april 5th in Queens, NY

occupation : K9 officer

affiliation : n/a

language(s) spoken : english  ,  spanish , french, latin

hair color : brunette

eye color : green

notable scars : couple of scars scattering here and there from bullet and knife wounds from work

PERSONALITY ​

positive : dauntless , resilient , adventurous , persuasive , independent , outgoing

negative : impulsive , truculent , cantankerous , aggressive

moral alignment : chaotic good .

deadly sin : wrath

hogwart house : slytherdor

element : earth

emotional stability : for now stable but wasn’t always

alcohol use : regularly

prone to violence? : very

habits : tbd

drives / motivations : her kids

aesthetic : brooke davis from one tree hill ; erin lindsay from chicago pd ; mace browne from the 355 ; jennifer “jj” Jureau from criminal minds ; penelope garcia from criminal minds ; natasha romanoff from marvel cinematic universe ; 

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mother : unnamed hartfield ( bio mother ) †  , unnamed smith (adoptive mother)

father : unnamed smith ( father )

sibling(s) : unnamed ( older half brother ) , unnamed ( older half brother )

spouse : noah alexander dawson sr ( husband )  †

child(ren) : emma rose dawson ( 13-year-old daughter ) , aspen lily dawson ( 13-year-old daughter ) , isla grace dawson ( 10-year-old daughter ) , noah alexander dawson jr ( 8-year-old son )

other family : tbd

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―  Birth : Born in Queens, NY

―  Age 2 : Mother dies of overdose; goes to live with bio dad and his family

―  Age 4 : Adopted by bio dads wife

―  Age 14 : starts high school ; joins volleyball team and softball team ; works part-time at local cafe

―  Age 15 : starts kickboxing and martial arts in spare time ; starts dating

―  Age 16 : boyfriend cheats on her with best friend ; begins to spiral ; meets guy ( he was twenty five ) at party and is introduced to alcohol and drugs ; rebellious stage begins

―  Age 17 : arrested at party for drug use and under-age drinking ; current nypd sergeant takes pity on her ; gives her slap on the wrist ; enters rehab for 6 months

―  Age 18-23 : graduates high school and joins the police academy ; rises quickly in rank ; joins homicide team with sergeant that took pity on her at 17 ; grows close to sergeant like a second dad ; dating partner/sergeant’s son, noah dawson ; becomes best friends with the only other female cop on homicide team ; loses best friend in the line of work when she’s shot through a door with a shotgun by perp ; toxic ex boyfriend from when she was 16 shows up as suspect holds her and his baby mama hostage, ends up shooting him in self-defense, he doesn’t survive ; noah proposes on her 23rd birthday and  she accepts 

―  Age 24 : her and noah go to bar that is mostly full of off-duty cops and detectives after work to destress over some drinks when bar gets shot up ; takes bullet to abdomen, survives surgery ad returns to work a month later ; married three months after shooting and honeymoon in the maldives ; 

― Age 25 : suffers head injury chasing after suspect, spends a week in the hospital before returning to work ; meets 21-year-old girl with a drug addiction much like herself when she was younger and saves her, puts her through rehab and gets her a job helping the homicide team in house as she goes to school for criminology, the two become best friends and practically inseparable ; serial killer/rapist becomes obsessed with her and begins to stalk her ; best friend is kidnapped by the serial killer/rapist obsessed with her and is killed by him ; homicide team is called and savannah identifies the body as her best friend ; begins to spiral ; makes risky moves and puts herself in the way of harm without second though ; is held at gun point by a childhood friend, yells for him to shoot her what’s one more person ; relapses ; is ambushed by fellow cops who broke into her and noah’s home ; quits job ; few months pass discovers she’s pregnant and returns to rehab, gets clean ; finds out she’s pregnant with twins in rehab

― Age 26 : gives birth to twins ( emma and aspen ) at 30 weeks ; gets job back with homicide team ; gets kidnapped 6 months after giving birth to daughters, more psychological trauma and games from serial killer/rapist obsessed with her, shoots and kills him 

― Age 29 : Pregnant again, gives birth to daughter, isla dawson

― Age 30 : Pregnant once more, gives birth to son, noah dawson jr

― Age 31 :  husband is linked to the murder of a woman and is later found in the trunk of his car shot in the head, noah sr doesn’t survive, leaves savannah widowed and single mother of four young children under the age of 5 ; father-in-law/sergeant retires.

― Age 35 : Father-in-law passes away and Savannah moves herself and her kids to Forks.

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―  has a cat named sapphire and a german shepherd named alpha

― attends therapy twice a week 

― has a masters in criminology and is self-taught in hacking and coding

― working on her phd in psychology

― suffers from ptsd and severe night terrors

― has been clean for 13 years

― is terrified of returning to the dating scene especially being she’s the single mother of four children

[onefail-at-atime]

"Tyler, shut the fuck up."

- Literally anyone in the BAU all the time before they send a "this is your fault" glare in Garcia's direction.

Tyler shut the fuck up

[ofstarsandvibranium]

If you sent the BAU team a text asking if they want to fuck

y/n: hey do you wanna fuck?

hotch: I’m your unit chief. Did you mean to send this to someone else?

y/n: ....so is that a no?

..........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

rossi: you’re a good kid, but i’m more of a “marry ‘em then divorce ‘em” kinda guy.

y/n: that’s fair.

..........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

derek: just say when and where, mama, and i’ll be there.

y/n: wait. are you serious?

derek: are you?

.........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

spencer: now? we’re on a case.

y/n: so what you’re saying is after the case is over, we can fuck?

.........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

jj: i’m married???

y/n: will doesn’t have to know.

.........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

emily: when we finish the case.

y/n: okay, bet.

.........................

y/n: hey, do you wanna fuck?

penelope: you must have got the wrong number, my darling friend. but PLEASE tell me who you meant to send this to!

y/n: ...it’s a joke...BUT i did send the same text to everyone else on the team.

penelope: what did they say?!

y/n: well....

[storiesofsvu]

[royslovelanguage]

jj just wins. im in awe of her and it’s always Vibes when she’s on screen

[writhingcreature]

I... really don’t ship JJ and Reid? Why is this a popular ship?

Is this “it’s because you’re gay and you don’t find anything fun in het ships” thing again because I know I do see the chemistry between JJ/Prentiss and Reid/Morgan just,,, not Reid and JJ? She feels like a mom watching a child to me like,, older sister at best AM I JUST WEIRD??

[sad-trash-hobo]

Imagine being the shot manager in 14x15 and having to listen to a man yell at two fbi agents and then for one to say she'll play truth or dare with him only for her to confess her love to her best friend which is also the other agent held hostage with you. Imagine lying on the ground, having been shot, and hearing that love confession and you can't even see either of their faces. Bro I'd be on my stomach crawling my way over like what did he say did he respond, only for the man she loves to shoot the bad guy! And then you have to listen to dead quiet except for the man cutting the tape on the woman's wrists. Imagine being wheeled out on a gurney and seeing them both at different ambulances and not looking at each other!!!! I'd be in the hospital telling everybody I saw, yeah I mightve gotten shot, but did you hear about the two fbi agents? There's some drama there for sure

[onefail-at-atime]

Matt to Luke after being kidnapped: So ... your girl?

Luke: Not Penelope. Definitely not Penelope. Why would he think that? The unsub is stupid.

Matt: ... I was going to say I thought you broke up with Lisa but DUDE.

[friendlyneighborhoodbookworm]

This has been a Public Service Announcment:

The fact that Spencer Reid allows Morgan to hug him even though he’s a germaphobe speaks to their level of friendship

[jacensolodjo]

“This is no one’s fault.”

[crappywriting]

Doctor Who? : Spencer Reid x Reader

Being lost in a Doctor Who convention was not the best situation for you right now. You were late to your panel where you were supposed to speak with the rest of the cast and had no idea where you were going. Security had lost you in the large crowd so you had to fend for yourself. You were starting to become desperate and looked around for someone trustworthy to ask. You found someone dressed as the fourth doctor and tapped them on the shoulder.

“Excuse me,” you say. The fourth doctor turns around to look at you. “Do you know where the show’s panel is? I’m (Y/N) (Y/L/N) and I am completely lost. I’m supposed to be speaking with the rest of the cast.”

His eyes go wide and his jaw drops. “Oh my god, you’re (Y/N) (Y/L/N). I’m D-doctor-”

“Doctor who, sweetheart?” you laugh. You were used to those reactions but they never failed to make you smile.

“I’m Doctor Spencer Reid, I was just on my way to your panel if you would like me to take you.” He offers, still obviously flustered.

“That would actually be amazing, thank you so much Dr. Reid.” You follow him as he pushes through the crowd, trying to get your to your panel as fast as he could. 

You two end up having to walk to the other side of the convention center before security finally spots you. Spencer is in front of you as security comes to get you.

“Hey! Who are you?” One of your bodyguards, Grant, comes rushing over to get you. “(Y/N), would you like us to remove this man?”

“No, Grant, thank you. Actually, could you give my friend Dr. Reid here some VIP passes? I would like to see him after the panel.” You smile at the Doctor and thank him profusely.

“It’s honestly no problem, I’m always happy to help.” He says, happily taking the passes before going to see the panel.

It takes around two hours to finish up the panel and screen the new trailer for the newest season. Spencer is sitting in the front row, just waiting for the panel to end so he could come get a picture or and autograph with you. The crowd is soon dismissed and a security guard comes to get the people with VIP passes. Spencer is one of around 25 people who have them and he’s ecstatic. They lead the group behind the set stage and everyone starts to freak out at the sight of you and the cast.

Spencer makes a beeline for you as he is tailed by a blonde woman in a fez and already has a little notebook open with a pen in his hand for you to sign. You happily take the pen and sign your name on the little piece of paper.

“It’s been great to meet you Dr. Reid,” you say with a smile, handing him his notebook back. “Thank you for getting me to the panel in time.”

“Of course.” He shoves the notebook in the large pocket of his coat. “Thank you for the VIP passes! My friend Penelope and I are truly grateful for them.”

“Yes, very truly grateful, (Y/N)(Y/L/N). Thank you so much,” Penelope quickly shakes your hand with the biggest smile on her face.

“I would love to see you again, Dr. Reid. Maybe you could come visit the set sometime? I’m sure everyone would love to meet you,” you offer.

“That would be amazing! Thank you, (Y/N)!” He goes to hug you and you hug him back. You were used to people doing this to you but this felt different. He felt warm and comfortable, unlike most people.

“Maybe we can get lunch on set too, if you’d like.” Your face goes pink and you shyly glance at the ground.

“Uh, yeah,” Spencer’s cheeks go bright red and he rubs the back of his neck. “That would be awesome.”

[shcftingpieces]

“  i can’t keep doing this.  i want to pretend to be happy for you but it’s killing me inside.  ”  | jj & blair

Jay does memes sometimes | @varispiritcd

Blair was stopped short by JJ's admission. They had plans to hang out at her place. She'd mentioned she'd grab them beer but there was nothing really defined about the night. For a fraction she thought the this JJ couldn't do was her job, only the second admission hit Blair hard in her gut. Her face knit together as the emotions of realizing she had hurt JJ washed over her expression. "I- I didn't know. I thought we were good." She moved to reach for JJ to take her hand, Blair always having been far better at physical communication than words, but she pulled back realizing the touch maybe wasn't really wanted at a time like this. JJ had been Blair's one serious relationship. The person she should have known well enough to see and instead she had missed this huge thing this whole time. Actually if asked, Blair would have said they were great. Blair had moved to the area a little bit ago and it had only made sense the two of them would reconnect. Their breakup while not easy had been cordial. They stayed friends, going through the usual types of ebbs and flows people do, of stages of simply liking each other's posts on social media all the way to late night phone call catch ups. Blair had heard of JJ's relationships and in turn she had shared of string of fun flings she'd had. Of course when Blair ended up at a nice school and serious coaching job near the FBI headquarters, JJ was the one she wanted to see.

Blair ran her hand up and through her short hair blowing out a long breath before she spoke again. "How long has it been like this? You seemed so-" Put together. Happy. Successful. All the things Blair had hoped for JJ when they had gone their own ways. JJ had always been destined for big things and distance was an easy enough excuse to not hold her back. It was like the rug had been pulled out. Blair had over the years struggled with, certainly before JJ and some after, assuming relationships were much more casual than the seriousness with which the other party had viewed things. She'd really hurt people no matter her intentions at the time. It was something she had thought she had matured past. Of all people JJ, someone she truly cared for, was not the one she was supposed to be doing this to. Hell just last week they had been laughing about Blair's latest guy she'd found at the gym - great muscles, fun in bed, nothing else going on in his head. She felt awful for having been too oblivious to see what she had been doing. "I'm sorry." Blair's stomach churned as she stood, hands on her hips, lips pressed together as she struggled to know how to make things right.

[shanetheferretgaming]

Sims 4 Challenge: Criminal Minds Legacy

Okay this one feels unhinged, but I have been watching Criminal Minds and I think a legacy challenge inspired by it could be fun. I determined the generations by the characters being the first season or in at least 100 episodes. 

Rules:

Start with 1000 Simoleans.

Work your way through Generations themed around the members of the BAU

Feel Free to reorder the generations

The Generations are inspired by the characters, and you by no means have to make the characters for each generation.

The Extras can be switched in at any Generation

Gen 1: Jason Gideon

Traits: Loves the Outdoors, Gloomy, Good

Reach Level 10 in the Art Career, following the Patron of the Arts path

If you have University you can choose to pursue a career as a Professor

Get the "Observant" Reward trait"

Get the "Mentor" Reward trait

Complete "The Curator" Aspiration

If you have Outdoor Retreat you can do the "Outdoor Enthusiast" Aspiration

Name something Stephen (Child, Pet, Cowplant, etc.)

Gen 2: Aaron Hotchner

Traits: Ambitious, Perfectionist, Family-Oriented

Reach Level 10 in Secret Agent, following the Diamond Agent Branch

If you have University you can choose to pursue a career as a Lawyer

Get the "Entrepreneurial " reward trait

If you have Snowy Escape Earn the Workaholic lifestyle

Complete the "Soulmate" aspiration

Name something Jack (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc..)

Gen 3: Elle Greenaway

Traits: Loner,  Good, Hot-Headed

Reach Level 10 in Astronaut Career, Space Ranger Branch

If you have Get to work you can choose to pursue a career as a Detective

Get the "Independent" reward trait

Complete the "Neighborhood Confidant" Aspiration

Never get married

Have or adopt a child

Gen 4: Jennifer Jureau

Traits: Family Oriented, Outgoing, Self-Assured

Reach Level 10 in Writing Career, Journalist branch

If you have City Living you can pursue being the Social Media career, Public Relations Branch

Reach Level 10 in Charisma

Have at least 3 kids

Name some things Henry and Michael (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc..)

Complete a Social aspiration

Bonus: unlock the grilled cheese aspiration

Gen 5: David Rossi

Traits: Food Lover,  Snob, Non-Comital

Reach Level 10 In Writing Career, Novelist Branch

Complete "Fabulously Wealthy" Aspiration

Have 3 ex-spouses

Only eat Italian food

Master Gourmet Cooking

Gen 6: Emily Prentiss

Traits: Good, Outgoing, Ambitious

Reach Level 10 in Secret Agent Career, Diamond Agent Branch

Never Marry

Date someone with a child, whom your sim takes care of

Complete the Renaissance Sim Aspiration

Name something Sergio (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc.)

Gen 7: Penelope Garcia

Traits: Genius, Geek, Childish

Reach Level 10 in Tech Guru Career, either branch

Or Freelance as a Programmer, and make money Hacking

Complete Computer Whiz aspiration

Master Programming Skill

Complete the My Sim Trophy Collection

Gen 8: Derek Morgan

Traits: Active, Self-Assured, Romantic

Complete Bodybuilder Aspiration

Reach Level 10 in Athletic Career, Professional Athlete Branch

Max Fitness skill

Max Charisma Skill

Bonus: If you have Get to Work Marry a Doctor

Name something Hank (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc.)

Gen 9: Spencer Reid

Traits: Genius, Loner, Bookworm

As a child Complete Whiz Kid Aspiration

Bonus Complete all Child Aspirations, and Master all Toddler skills

Complete Renaissance Sim Aspiration

If you have University, you may choose Academic

Reach Level 10 in Logic Skill

If you have University Reach Level 10 in Research and Debate

Reach Level 10 in Piano

Reach Level 10 in Writing

Reach Level 5 in 2 Careers

Gen 10: The Extras

Pick one or switch them in or out as you want

1. Luke Alvarez

Traits: Bro, Active, Outgoing

Complete Serial Romantic Aspiration

Reach Level 4 in Astronaut career

Reach Level 4 in Secret Agent Career

Reach Level 4 in Athlete Career

Name Something Roxie (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc.)

Bonus: If you have Cats & Dogs  have a dog

2. Kate Callahan

Traits: Family Oriented, Outgoing, Good

Complete a Family Aspiration

Reach Level 8 in Business Career, wither branch

Marry your High School Sweetheart

Adopt a child

3. Matthew Simmons

Traits: Family Oriented, Good, Ambitious

Complete a Family Aspiration

Or if you have Strangerville Complete the Strangerville mystery Aspiration

Have 5 Kids

Reach Level 10 in Fitness Skill

Reach Level 10 in Astronaut career

Or if you have Strangerville Reach Level 10 in the Military career

Name something after one of his children (Chloe, Lily, Rose, David, and Jake (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc.))

4. Tara Lewis

Traits: Genius, Good, Ambitious

Reach Level 10 in Logic

Reach Level 10 in Charisma

Reach Level 10 in Writer Career

If You have University, Become a Professor

Bonus if you Earn a Distinguished Psychology Degree

Complete 2 Aspirations (Your choice)

5.Ashley Seaver

Traits, Good, Gloomy, Perfectionist

Reach Level 8 in Logic

Be Good Friends with parents

Complete a Career and Aspiration of your choice

Bonus if you have Cats and Dogs, Get a Pet

6. Alex Blake

Traits: Genius, Loner, Family Oriented

If You have Strangerville trade Loner for Paranoid

Reach Level 10 in Logic

Reach Level 10 in Charisma

Complete a Knowledge Aspiration

Name something Ethan (Children, Pets, Cowplants, etc.)

Bonus: If you have Get to Work Marry a Doctor

Have fun and Happy Simming Created by: ShanetheFerret