#Jeff Blim is scary
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#jeff blim#starkid#Jeff Blim is stupid scary sexy#horror#horror comedy#Jeff Blim is scary#Workin Boys#Rim Tim Timmy#lego maniac
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As a certified JeffBlimtologist, this is a normal and common emotion when experiencing with the Blim, in whatever shape and form.
I do to have these same feelings but in a different range. Sometimes it goes, then comes back. The common reason is that he knows his strength in acting is playing scary, disheveled, immoral, chaotic and/or anti-heroic characters. It could also because of his handsome yet intimidating face. His talking voice can also be authoritative at times, but only when he's talking about the things he is passionate about and it combines with enthusiasm. It may also be his temperament but he only gets angry at technology, never at fans (at least, so far). Another reason, he's not easily emotionally uncomfortable by things that usually makes normal people uncomfortable. Possibly because he composes the creepiest and naughtiest songs.
Another reason is that a couple of his love languages are being sarcastic and ribbing with his loved ones (e.g. how he treats Jon Matteson).
But he is truly a nice, funny, genuine, anxious, and vulnerable demi-god.
I hope you will someday truly love the Blim. You need to ask Jeff to come into your heart. Accept the Chaos, and love him with all your might. Can you hear that someone is knocking? It's him, he's outside at your door.
jeff blim genuinely scares me😭 like whenever I see or hear him I begin to feel uncomfortable for no logical reason
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#jeff blim#confession#starkid#Jeff Blim is not scary he is cuddly#Jeff Blim is scary#uncle jeff#come to the dark side where there is music and no lore
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#starkid#team starkid#avpm#firebringer#twisted#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#a very potter musical#a very potter sequel#what the heck#lets add in#spies are forever#too#holy musical b@man#me and my dick#mamd#i love all of you so much I'd fight a bear for you#but not a grizzly bear because those are scary#and not a panda because they know kung fu#but a carebear#Id definitely fight a carebear for you#think of the IMPLICATIONS#curt mega#kim whalen#mariah rose faith#meredith stepien#joseph walker#joey richter#jeff blim
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MacNamara moodboard with Cryptid and Monster inspo!
☼︎ rq'd by @the-interidiot! ☼︎
(All images found on pinterest)
#starkid#moodboard#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#black friday#starkid black friday#john macnamara#cryptid#monster#mothman#sasquatch#scary#jeff blim#SORRY ITS A BIT LATE
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i finally got around to listening to nightmare time, and ted?????? ted spankoffski???????? how did you turn this shithead asshat into a genuinely kind of tragic character???????????????
my one consolation is that with the hatchetfield multiverse being canon, maybe theres an iteration out there where he gets to be with jenny. maybe theres in iteration where hes happy. but ig in this one hes just the time bastard.
#starkid#team starkid#team starkid nightmare time#nightmare time#nightmare time spoilers#im kind of sad now wtf#also ive seen so much fan content about him and pete#and how like hes a decent brother (even if he is an awful person)#so now im just more sad..#jeff blims tinky is lowkey so scary too#curt mega tinky is kind of just a goofy guy#but jeff blim tinky scares the bejabbers out of me#tinky starkid
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That slimy bastard Pokotho can meet me IN THE PIT 😤🤬👏
#forgot i had this one buried in my Drafts until i was just working on the last post#anyway#genuinely in awe of Jeff Blim’s ability to make it look like there’s NOTHING behind those eyes#like Sir i love you but you’re literally Scary Good sometimes#general john macnamara#john macnamara#general macnamara#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#starkid memes#marie kondo meme#i write shitposts not tragedies#general john mcnamara#john mcnamara#general mcnamara#infected macnamara
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i need your opinion. jeff blim tinky or curt mega tinky
Oh this is such a good question!
While I do have aspects that I love about both portrayals my overall favourite is undoubtedly Jeff’s.
In Time Bastard we get to see Tinky be absolutely deranged when it comes to fucking around with Ted, and Jeff manages to protrude that sadistic energy entirely. The laugh alone solidifies that for me. Jeff has such a way with playing unhinged characters (Hidgens in Workin’ boys, Aladdin in Twisted, The father in Trail to Oregon, etc) that I don’t think there is a better Starkid actor to play Tinky.
While Grace, Steph and Pete are acted as being scared in The Summoning honestly wasn’t that scary? For me at least? Idk it was more silly (don’t get me wrong I love The Summoning scene it just didn’t have that scare factor- I mean Curts dancing around in neon yellow). And while I do like Tinky having a more silly goofy side to him I prefer the portrayal of that having a more sadistic streak, as seen in Time Bastard.
I know that in The Summoning the LIBs “hold court in your own tongue and form”, (aka appear as teenagers) makes sense story wise and for a on stage preformance. But I’m a big fan of horror, so even the description Tinky being a:
“A solidarity figure. It wears a baggy, furry body- suit. It’s yellow and matted. Dirty. Stinking. Worst of all is its head. A motionless, demented goat mask. It has glassy, evil eyes, a slack jaw with big crooked teeth, a flopping wet tongue”.
Fuck so hard to me. That shit slaps ok. Tinky being refered to a “The thing”, “This creature”, “The nightmare goat”, in the Time Bastard script? Give me more of that please.
(I know that this isn’t particularly pertaining to Jeff’s portrayal, more of the script writing, but they go hand in hand. The script is only as good as the actors can make it. And Jeff does that description of Tinky so much justice).
All that being said- when it comes to drawing Tinky I prefer to draw him as Curt (plus a few extra things added to put my own spin on the design) due to that being his first human form portrayal. Also because I can’t draw goats.
Despite all this, I need it to be known that “oh boy! A spankoffski! I’m going to have the whole set in my toy box!” has and will continue to rot in my brain for many more months to come.
#abomy talks#asks#thank you for the question!#I know you probably wanted a straight answer but you gave me an opportunity to ramble#I’m going to take it#don’t get me wrong I do like both portrayals but I heavily prefer Jeff’s#I have watched Time Bastard an unhealthy amount I can’t not say Jeff#I literally have the script saved in my Google drive which I busted out to answer this#starkid#tinky#t’noy karaxis#the lords in black#lords in black#time bastard#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield
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"Jeff Blim will probably play Stanley"
that's fair and probably true. But the correct casting in my opinion is actually AJ Holmes, who can have all of the offputting energy that Jeff has without the history of Hatchetfield characters. Therefore, if he were to play Stanley, it would be a lot easier to believe him as this oppressive scary dude, instead of seeing some caricature of Sam Sweetly or Professor Hidgens. If you think he looks too innocent, that just adds to it. Becky married him for a reason.
#I don't know if it's just me who sees it#but like#when I saw him play Joey's heart in MAMD I legitimately thought he was going to kill someone#he's spooky like that#aj holmes#starkid#hatchetfield#team starkid#stanley starkid#becky barnes#nightmare time#nmt#nmt2#nmt3#fancast#jeff blim
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literally every time i see jeff blim i say “god he’s so scary” and/or “fucking psycho” and both are almost always true (i literally appreciate him so much)
#starkid#jeff blim#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#npmd
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JEFF BLIM ON THE KILLER TRACK SONNGG? ?? HIS EVIL ASS TEETH FLASHING IN THE BACKGROUND? HELLOOOOOO??????? so cool
duke is so baby girl
KILLER TRACK COMING OUT OF DUKE AND ROSE VOCAL CHORDS WHIIIILLLEE HOLLOWAY WAS FERAL WAS SO SCARY...... STARKID ALWAYS DOES THE SCARIEST IMPLICATIONS... IT SO INCREDIBLE. I LOVE THEIR WRITING...
rose apologizing to duke............ "you were in love with her weren't you?" "who wasn't?" I'm throwing up? on your shoes! kim whalen gives me mommy issues in every role she plays.
ms holloway is so fucking tragic I'm so sad I'm so sad I'm s ooo said I'm so sad. "anytime i share a part of my past it just disappears, that time those memories..."
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The last face you see before you die???? 😈 😱😆
Since Team StarKid is following me now and in case they share this to Jeff....Jeff I'm just teasing ya and I love your face here.
Actually, do remember, when there are posts I somehow make fun of you, Jeff, I'm just teasing ya cause I love ya (and it's gonna get more sarcastic as the time goes by ever since you laughed at your wiki page that I updated)
#jeff blim#starkid#team starkid#its starkid innit#accidental scary grinning face#the last face you see
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Forever in favor of Jeff Blim's Tinky, I just love him, the LiB are supposed to be creepy and scary to me and I just honestly don't think they accomplish that as well in Npmd
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okay now i've had some time to process and stop hysterically laughing here are my actual thoughts on hey, melissa!
everyone who said this is bad is a coward. this FUCKED. like do i ever want to see it again?? doubtful. but it was still really good!!!
honestly this might be the scariest nmt ep. there's a lot of nmt eps where even tho i really like them they do make me sort of sit back and go like that wasn't actually scary though? but THIS?? hell yeah babey finally some good fucking horror
i think this is the only nmt ep without any supernatural or sci fi phenomena???? which is WILD. my girl melissa doesn't need any of that shit to be fucked up #girlboss
i like to think that in at least one world melissa and grace are best friends. the absolute havoc they'd wreak,,,,,,,,,
man i'd missed the s1 format so MUCH like i love the way s2 got to be edited and it definitely makes them easier to follow but i missed seeing everyone absolutely lose their shit in the background (like you cannot tell me that daddy wouldn't be 10 times better with the cast reacting)
mariah's such a good singer that i tend to forget she's also an amazing actress. sorry queen you are terrifying. i still want kim to play the next musical villain but god mariah needs to be a main villain at some point too please maybe they can be villains together
mr jeff blim sir i know you're busy but i swear to god if you guys just wrote and quietly dropped a hey, melissa! song it'd be so fucking funny
i still think melissa's hot. if anything she's hotter now. sorry 👉👈
#hatchetfield#hey melissa!#god forbid women etc etc#nmt lb#okay now i gotta watch workin boys (tonight) and then i'm done! woo!#which of the lib do you think would take an interest in melissa? i think probably blinky or nibbly
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some nerdy prudes must die thoughts
spoilers ahead MAJOR SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
STEPH AND PETE STEPH AND PETE STEPH AND PETE
god i love the lords in black
the entire time i kept thinking about how much i wanted a steph and pete duet and lemme tell you mr jeff blim sir fucking delivered
mariah is so beautiful and i want a hug from her so bad
JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY loml
richie and ruth were hilarious
thank god for grace giving up her chastity (hehe) so pete didn’t have to die
the way that that was the closest thing to a happy ending in all of the hatchetverse
high school is killing me has been stuck in my head ALL DAY and it’s a bop
holy fuck will as max was incredible and so fucking scary in the best way
the show gave low key heathers vibes sometimes which makes me so happy
#starkid#team starkid#therealteamstarkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#npmd spoilers#joey richter#mariah rose faith#angela giarratana#lauren lopez#corey dorris#curt mega#kim whalen#will branner#bryce charles#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#steph and pete#lautski#grace chasity#max jagerman
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hello this will be a reaction to black friday starkid because i like to talk about the things i like
(it ended up only being act 1 bc it got super long lol)
ths is only my third time watching it and the first time was like. 2 years ago (the second time was only a few months ago but i didnt absorb enough or write this so here we go again)
will be VERY long btw
in the jingle when angelas sniggle says "we're the sniggles! don't be scared!" she winks when she says dont be scared. this is. foreshadowing :thumbsup:
never getting over "hes deep down in drowsy town, sleepng the dreamless sleep of the dead!"
also JAMES TOLBERT!!!!! his VOICE im so <3 [heart]
also oh my god im reading WAY too far into this but. "hes riding santas sleigh cause hes friends with all the elves" wigglys main allies are uncle wiley and linda monroe, who are played by joey and lauren, who both play elves in santa claus is going to high school!!!
OUGH i love the announcer whose voice is that?? it is reminiscent of big bill hells lol
"i wanted a salad, but now i have a child" never gets old lol. also the exposition in this scene is FLAWLESS mwah
THE LA DI DA DA DAY MOTIF IN THE BACKGROUND LMAO (it is definitely NOT a la di da da day)
"i do not get flashbacks!!! ...i remember bad things vividly." TOM IS SO ME CODED LOL
emma doing paul's "okay" thing gives me LIFE
DYLAN SAUNDERS APPRECIATION MOMENT i love tom houston so much i love dylan saunders oh my goodness gracious literally flawless acting !!! and his VOICE i cant even (also him holding up his hands like the steering wheel is such good foreshadowing for him having been the one driving!!)
tom is COMPLETELY unable to read sarcasm. tom houston autism confirmed. (/silly)
OK OK I KNOW that "bud" is a common way to refer to weed. however. lex smoking weed in hatchetfield and says "bud" specifically?? PERKYS BUDS REFERENCE!
the "to nordstrom? ah shiiit!" he sounds so canadian?? i cant be the only one hearing this lol what was that
COREY DORRIS APPRECIATION MOMENT!!!!! HIS VOICE HIS ACTING HES SOOOO <3 [heart] also the frank and uncle wiley interaction is SO FUNNY !!! and the condescension paired with calling lex "alexandra" is a rlly good way to make it obvious how icky frank is i love it
"honest?" "cross my heart, hope to die" BUT HE WAS LYING AND THEN HE DIES. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE STARKID
am i the only one whos curious about the gerald cinnabon story lmao. what did he DO that was so bad that gary goldstein attorney at law couldnt save him from the consequences?
"thats called a BRIBE and its ILLEGAL!!!" *skeptical look* "...or it SHOULD be." IM GIGGLING
im osrry the "my CHILDREN were accidents" line KILLS ME lmao. esp bc she literally IS making it everyone elses problem (by demanding 4 wigglys)!!
ik this fandom talks a lot about "stop crying gerald i wasnt talking to you" but i dont think we pay enough attention to lindas stanley monologue. like holy shit.
ALSO TOM TAKES THE SPOT BEHIND BECKY IN LINE AND DOESNT PAY ANYONE and no one even notces bc theyre all too busy gossiping lmao also what do you say is SUCH a good song aaaa!!! (why is the homeless man so invested on
"tHe YeArS hAvE pAsSeD"
FRANK MY BELOVED I LOOOVE OUR DOORS ARE OPEN
unrelated but i just noticed curt (the farmer who has peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel during what if tomorrow comes) does not currently have peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel! how does he come to be in possession of peanuts? was peanuts also drawn to wiggly (since he is canonically a sentient being?) what is really going on here? maybe this was the real conspiracy all along /silly
JEFF BLIM WIGGLY HANDS (also distinctly resembles the wiggly hands jon does as wiggly in npmd!!)
also feast or famine is an INCREDIBLE song like actually AAAAAA !!! chaos reigns!!!
is ethan wearing a kilt? or a skirt?? also him saying "more bad" instead of worse GIGGLE
tom scaring gary off just by looking scary is PEAK comedy i take no criticism
"aHhH yUmMy!!!!!"
"I HAVE A HAIR APPOINTMENT TODAAAAAAAAAY"
the resurgence of hello naughty list?? does sthat mean uncle wiley originally wanted lex to be the prophet. DOES THAT MEAN UNCLE WILEY ORIGINALLY WANTED LEX TO BE THE PROPHET.
i cant stop saying "i have pepper spray and i use it more than you can possibly imagine", also "ohh i dont know if you wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna FUCK with me miss monroe" ITS SO SILLY
when he sings the little "why should you give when you can get" BE STILL MY HEART (i have gender envy for joey richter)
"all you gotta do is just do what you do best-" "SHOP." "-be a mother." "...right." I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC.
"yEs I fUcKiNg SeE hIm"
i never noticed bob is a parody of obama lmao ALSO HIM COMFORTING WIGGLY AFTER HOWIE CALLS HIM A FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE MONSTER LMAO
"iLL bItE yOuR nIpPLe OfF"
the way the wiggly is damaged is NOT what wouldve happened from being shot. but thats ok bc its my babygirl general john macnamara <3 [heart]
MONSTERS AND MEN IS SO GOOD. I LOVE JEFFS VOICE SM JEFF BLIM APPRECATION MOMENT !!!!! also he looks Rigjt at the camera when he says "its nothing on your phone" GIGGLE
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just got jeff blim jumpscared on 911 that was so scary
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