#Jean gets yours

[sp-growingpains]

10, 20, 40, and 70!

I'm gonna keep the Jean and Kyle train rolling because I need to develop them more god damn it. Thank you love!!

10) Who plays with whose hair?

Oooo see, they're both so very touchy about their own hair. That's right! It's the one thing Jean prides herself in, is her hair! That's why she spends every morning making sure it's braided and the way she wants it to be. No, it's not because of how sensitive her neck is! You're being fucking crazy!

And Kyle isn't insecure about his hair after years of being made fun of! He doesn't get frustrated with it and shave it down to a buzz every summer, much to every single person's dismay.

Rambling aside for a moment, Jean wins that fight. Because it is an ordeal. Not a full-blown fight, playful borderline "I love you, but you're pissing me off."

They both settle on an agreement. Jean gets 15 minutes to run her fingers through his hair. More if shebmassage his headaches away. In return, Kyle gets to touch her hair and promise he won't touch her neck too much.

20) Who handles the spiders? Who screams directions in the background?

Jean handles the spiders because she loves them! She loves all bugs really!

Kyle will probably scream out of being jump scared or startled by them more than anything, but if he does that within earshot of her - she's there. She's full sprint towards it, almost sliding in the process, and quickly scoops it up.

Because Kyle will just fucking kill it. No hesitation.

Jean will take it outside and let it be free. Whispering to it like it can understand her dumb ass. She cradles it and coos at the little thing. She doesn't giggle often, but she does when she's looking at the cute little guy! ♡

40) What is a song that reminds you of the OCs' relationship?

Oh??? I get to answer this twice? You people spoil me!

So instead of me, I'm gonna give you the song that reminds Jean of Kyle!

70) If they went out to dinner, who is paying? Would there even be a discussion?

As much as Jean would love for this to not be a discussion, it ends up being one. Then, a fight. It's something so stupid, too. One they probably look back at and laugh.

I've mentioned before Jean's fuck you, rich. While most of the time she hates it, times where she gets to spend it on people she loves or if she can give it to people who need it, she happily takes it.

So dinner shouldn't be that big of a deal.

But for her it is! It is a big deal because in her eyes, Kyle deserves to be pampered and taken care of. Especially through college!

So most of the time, she doesn't even ask. She just shows up with takeout. Ordering from his favorite restaurants because she already knows his favorite dishes. He can't argue with her if she's already paid for it

Kyle catches on to this pretty quick and lets her think she's being slick. That is until they're at their favorite little diner, and he mentions going to the bathroom. He gets up, swiping the check while she's distracted. Pays for the food and sits back down like nothing happened.

They're both competitive in all the wrong aspects! So, like the hair thing, it has to come down to a compromise.

[bananakeiky]

jeremy really was like "I hate both of my last names :) can we give our dog yours" and jean caved in like zero seconds. loser didn't stand a chance.

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[encounteratnearpoint]

This is killing me. In the episode Qpid, Picard’s old flame Vash reappears and she and Picard are catching up, having a flirty conversation over morning tea.

Then Dr. Crusher unexpectedly shows up and immediately tells Vash that she and Picard have morning tea together very often.

She then proceeds to sit down in the seat Picard was sitting in and starts DRINKING PICARD’S TEA??

Then she offers Vash a tour of the ship, leaving Picard alone in his room.

Power move of the century.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

personal happiness or what the fuck ever

bonus:

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Jean and Jeremy pre-banquet tossing gay panic back and forth like

[sugarverse]

“you’re so fucking greedy.” he spits, staring down at your very full mouth. he liked to fuck your mouth when you were tiredest, so most of the time your head was turned slightly to the side of the couch while you were laying down. however, he noticed you started liking different content on twitter. not that he checked constantly or anything. he also noticed most of the videos were threesomes and that hadn't ever brought it up to him. why hadn't you brought it up to him? he didn't ask. instead, he went out of his way to surprise you the next time he asked for a blowjob. 

“take these stupid ass panties off..” he slurred, practically ripping them off of your waist as he slid himself against your tongue. His hand had your hair balled into a tight fist, the other occupied by a pink dildo. your mind raced at the mention of trying something new earlier but you didn’t think that’d involve a toy. you felt his grip on your hair loosen, sliding out of your mouth and stopping at the tip before leaning to press the cold silicone against your–

“..miserable cunt..” he muttered something under his breath, continuing to speak up as you caught the end of his sentence. “your poor cunt.. what would she do without me, hm..? here you go, whore.” he shoved the toy into you harshly, hearing the squelch of his pussy. he snickered, shoving it deeper before bottoming down your throat. “whats wrong? can’t multitask? y’ur stupid pussy sure c..can..” he laughed, hand gripping your hair tighter. you moaned, feeling tears prick your eyes, but you loved it. like he knew you would.

[cursedyuri]

au where vi is your middle-aged neighbor who’s recently divorced and spends her time fixing up a rusty shitbox car in her garage, chugging beer after beer between cigarette puffs and blasting butt rock from a 90s-era boombox. send tweet

[workingchemistry]

Every time I picture JereJean meeting with Andriel in a Walmart parking lot to transfer custody of their mutual boyfriend I get another year of my life back.

[zombiecowboy65]

Still holding out hope for homosexual longing in ceramics btw. Staring at fingers while they push and prod and work the clay open. Jeremy sucking even harder at making whatever he’s trying to make and Jean offering to help him. A good old fashioned let me sit behind you and bracket your thighs and arms with mine and guide your hands and hook my chin over your shoulder so I can see better …

[aglionbyacademia]

Neil in a “my kink is karma” t shirt

[bubobubosibericus]

I finally found evidence for the fact that Isuna Hasekura of spice & wolf fame did indeed study medieval economy at a university level, he mentions reading about it for his studies in the afterword of the second coin of the sun book.

Which also led me to a very fun discovery, because in the same afterword he also explains how he got the name for the series from one of these books, and when you go to look up the one in question on amazon, you are greeted by this massive tome on economy in the middle ages with language like "preeminent historian" and "comprehensive examination of political, social, moral, and economic milieus of the late Middle Ages that engendered Europe's transformation from feudalism to capitalism."

But then you scroll down slightly further than that truly massive synopsis and are greeted by the following sight:

It pleases me much.

[you-know-i-get-itt]

so reading tgr is just a compilation of going “yes you tell em babe <3” to jean and then gazing sadly at jeremy for 45 minutes, huh?

[okjii]

there is something SO satisfying in knowing the majority of rikos precious perfect court is CANON queer. “perfect court” my ass riko you assembled a pride parade

[lesiasmadness]

What an odd trunk episode

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

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