#Jean Pierre le pelt

[slashingdisneypasta]

Lars, Alonzo and Le Pelt (And perhaps Jasper in 1996??) all having crushes on Cruella is my favourite XDD Like I get it, my bros, I g e t it, but holy moly my brethren in christ have some self respect-

I wanna have a tea party with all these men XD

[franklinn97]

102 Dalmatians (2000)

Tim McInnerny as Alonzo & Gérard Depardieu as Jean-Pierre Le Pelt

Part 2/3

[hannahhook7744]

If you're in the mood for depressing story, how about the BDA filling Carlos's death report

Threw in a bonus:

------------------------------------------------------------

Badun Detective Agency: Death Report.

Name of Detective: Harold 'Harry' Badun.

Age of Detective: 18 years old. 

Date of Report: August 13th, Year 23.

Name of the deceased: Carlos Oscar de Vil.

Age of the deceased: 17 years old.

File number: 0499.

Report: The Deceased (17, Male. Child of Estella ‘Cruella’ de Vil and Jean-Pierre Le Pelt) has been 100% confirmed to have died from injuries obtained in an accidental explosion.

The Deceased was last seen tinkering with one of his inventions nearby his chemistry set by his older cousin, Diego de Vil, age 21 half an hour before the explosion occurred at 12:22 PM (or 14:22 Military Time).

The Deceased was quickly rushed to Charmington General Hospital and treated by Dr. Dottie McStuffins but passed away because his injuries were too severe and he’d lost too much blood. 

His time of death was recorded at 1:01 PM (or 13:01 Military Time) on August 13th, Year 23.

His next of kin, crew, and partner were all informed as soon as the agency was and his funeral is scheduled for August 27, Year 23. 

For further information, reach out to Dr. Dottie McStuffins and the Badun Detective Agency.

Harry signing out.

Note: In honor of Carlos de Vil’s memory, a section featuring him has been added to the Badun Detective Agency Museum by those behind the program at the agency’s request.  A plaque honoring Carlos de Vil has been added to ‘ISLE OF THE LOST, CARLOS’ HOUSE: A SAFE PLACE FOR LOST BOYS AND LOST GIRLS. DEPARTMENT OF DISORDER.’ Several extensions funded by Benjamin 'Ben' Florian Léandre, Malanie 'Mal' Bertha Fae-Athanasiou-Léandre, and Evie’s 4 Hearts have been approved and construction should start sometime next year. Plans for an advanced Tech School and Veterinarian's Office with his name attached have also been constructed.  A section featuring Carlos de Vil has been added to the Badun Detective Agency Museum. A new song by the Bad Apples has also been made by his cousin, Diego Ethan Ramirez-de Vil, in his honor.  Listen Here.

------------------------------------------------------------

Badun Detective Agency: Getting To Know The Dead.

Name Of The Dead: Carlos Oscar de Vil.

Age Of The Dead: 17 years old.

Father: Jean-Pierre Le Pelt

Mother: Estella ‘Cruella’ de Vil.

Sibling(s):  

Carlisle de Vil (Older Brother),

Carlotta de Vil the 1st (Older Sister),

Conway de Vil (Older Brother),

Codias de Vil (Older Brother),

And Carlotta de Vil the 2nd (Younger Sister).

Favorite Food: Chocolate, Chocolate Yogurt Pups, Chip’s Grilled Cheese, Pizza, and Dwarf Gems.

Favorite Color: Black, White, and Red. 

Favorite Toy/Object: His copy of the video game ‘Hero Rising’, his laptop, his headphones, and his tool belt.

Dream Job/Job Had: Founder of CARLOS’ HOUSE: A SAFE PLACE FOR LOST BOYS AND LOST GIRLS, creator of Canine Appreciation Day, app designer, dog walker, and veterinarian.

Hobbies: Fencing, Tourney, fog Walking, playing Frisbee, gaming, playing with dude and Beelzebub, inventing/tinkering, listening to music, going to Gadgets and Gizmos club, programming, dressing to impress, etc. 

Pet(s): A dog named ‘Dude’ and a cat named ‘Beezlebub’. 

Cause Of Death: Accidental explosion. 

Signature Of Person Who Filled Out The Report:

Detective Jason ‘Jace’ Badun.

------------------------------------------------------------

This isn't canon to the rest of the series.

[avatarvyakara]

Might as well work on this one too…

On Age in Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Or, at the very least, in the timeline of Crimson Shades.

First off, Carmen’s mother, Carlotta Valdez (aka “Vera Cruz”), was supposed to have “died” in 1999. Carmen looked around perhaps a year old at that point in time, giving her a possible birth-date in 1996 to 1997. This in turn suggests that the series takes place some time before the actual date of publication—say, 2017/2018 onwards—to maintain Carmen’s rough age.

Rough age ranges of the characters, taking Carmen’s rough birthdate for estimation:

Team Red

Isabela Valdez/Black Sheep/Carmen Sandiego: 16/17 starting at VILE, 18/19 during the Poitiers Caper, 22/23 by the end.

Fairly self-explanatory.

Pierre Bouchard/Player: 12/13 as a White Hat Hacker, 14/15 during the Poitiers Caper, 18/19 by the end.

Not quite old enough for a learner’s permit (Up Here it’s a G1) during the earlier capers.

Ivy Collins: 19 during the Donuts/Poitiers Capers, 23 by the end.

Zack Collins: 18 during the Donuts/Poitiers Capers, 22 by the end.

Zack is supposed to be around a year younger than Ivy.

Nakamura Suhara/Shadowsan: 23 when sent after Dexter Wolfe, 42 during the Poitiers Caper, 46 by the end.

Young but not too young, as it were.

VILE

Eartha McGlynn/Coach Brunt: 39 upon receiving Black Sheep, 58 during the Poitiers Caper, 61 when arrested, 63 by the end.

Gunnar Stromme/Professor Maelstrom: 37 upon receiving Black Sheep, 56 during the Poitiers Caper, 60 when arrested, 62 by the end.

Oluchi Cleopatra Okorie/Countess Cleo: 26 upon receiving Black Sheep, 45 during the Poitiers Caper, 49 when arrested, 51 by the end.

Saira Dhibar/Doctor Bellum: 33 upon receiving Black Sheep, 54 during the Poitiers Caper, 58 when arrested, 60 by the end.

Sir Nigel Braithwaite/Roundabout: 56 when appointed, 57 when arrested, 59 by the end.

Margherita Picasso/Cookie Booker: 54 when first pelted, 62 when the Hard Drive was stolen, 67 by the end.

Vlad Bobinski: 28 upon receiving Black Sheep, 45 upon letting Black Sheep get away, 50 by the end.

Boris Vladinski: 27 upon receiving Black Sheep, 44 while watching Vlad let Black Sheep get away, 49 by the end.

They may be slightly younger or older, but at least Coach Brunt’s age seems to have been confirmed at 60 by the time of the Fourth Season.

Graham Calloway/Gray/Crackle: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 24 by the end.

Jean-Paul Marignan/Le Chèvre: 19 starting at VILE, 21 during the Poitiers Caper, 25 by the end.

Antonio Sánchez/El Topo: 18/19 starting at VILE, 20/21 during the Poitiers Caper, 24/25 by the end.

Sheena Landry/Tigress: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 23 when arrested, 24 by the end.

Parker Morris/Mime Bomb: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 23 when arrested, 25 by the end.

Sawa Jin/Paper Star: 17 starting at VILE, 18 during the Magna Carta Caper, 22 when arrested at the end.

ACME

Tamara Fraser/Chief: 26 when killing Dexter Wolfe, 45 during the Poitiers Caper, 49 when arresting VILE, 51 by the end.

Inspector/Agent Chase Devineaux: 37 during the Poitiers Caper, 38/39 when arresting VILE, 41 by the end.

Agent Julia Argent: 25 during the Poitiers Caper, 27 when arresting VILE, 29 by the end.

This is going to cause some trouble, I just know it. But the average amount of time it takes to get a university degree in the UK is around three years, and Julia has two of them. She also seems to have jumped right to an associate professorship at Oxford in Season 3, the requirements for which are around 4-6 years of study plus a thesis. Thus Julia would have had to have been in school for at least something like seven to nine years before joining Interpol, with whom she had apparently only been for a fortnight before the Poitiers Caper. The number above assumes that she skipped a year and took a year less to complete her second degree. Or took two years less. Or started two years early. You get my point. Basically, Julia has to be a fair bit older than she looks in order to actually have the qualifications she possesses.

Agent Umaira Zari: 38 during the Poitiers Caper, 40 when arresting VILE, 42 by the end.

Some additional ages:

Nakamura Hideo: 17 when his brother Suhara was born, 36 when his brother disappeared, 63 when his brother returned for good, 65 by the end.

Not an unreasonable age given his looks, I thought.

Carlotta Valdez: 27 when she gave birth to Isabela, 47 when Carmen returned home to her, 49 by the end.

Young but not too long, once again.

Any I missed?

[dragoneyes618]

i‘d love to hear your HCs about the VK‘s other parents! I still have to figure out how to comment on my own posts, so I‘m just asking like this :)

Freddie Facilier: Ursula

Celia Facilier: Ursula

Uma: Dr. Facilier

Carlos de Vil: Jean-Pierre le Pelt

Anthony Tremaine: The baker from the second Cinderella movie

Dizzy Tremaine: Prince Hans of the Southern Isles

Harriet, Harry, and Calista Jane "CJ" Hook: I made a post about all the possible options. Which is just me listing all the possible candidates, because there are a lot of them.

Sammy, Squeaky, and Squirmy Smee: Mollie from Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Not that I've watched it.

Ginny Gothel: My headcanon is that she is actually the daughter of Cassandra (I haven’t watched Tangled: The Series, but whenever I mentioned this idea people said, “Oh, and her father is Varian?” so I guess her father is Varian), who disappeared when Ginny was five or six, leaving Ginny to be raised by her grandmother Mother Gothel, who had Ginny call her Mother because she doesn’t look nearly old enough to be a grandmother, of course.

[angelique-of-the-volturi-guard]

Listen.

If you don’t think Carlos’ father is Jean-Pierre LePelt from 101 Dalmatians you can fight me.

The fashion sense??? Immaculate.

The similarities in how they carry themselves? Too enormous to count.

If that isn’t enough: Does this look like the closeness between two people who haven’t fucked?

They share each other’s love of fur and fashion and it was definitely passed to Carlos.

In conclusion: Cruella and Jean-Pierre 100% shacked up. I will fight about it.

[mask131]

Found back one of the props from the movie 102 Dalmatians, a copy of a jacket Gerard Depardieu wore as LePelt. 

It is fascinating to see that the jacket is actually lined with tiger, something I don’t think we saw in the movie.

I am honestly really interested in Le Pelt’s fashion. I mean, Anthony Powell must have put as much thought in his wardrobe as he did for Cruella, right? I’m really curious at what other little details may be hidden...

[The websites miscorrectly identifies it as the jacket he wears during the scene where he fights with Cruella over the designing of the dalmatian coat, but in fact it is the jacket he is seen wearing when he and Cruella enter the Parisian sweatshop - he laters get rid of it and puts on his ermine apron to skin the puppies]

[savcaso]

Amazing Video From the Spring 2001, New York Fashion Week, showing the original costumes worn by Glenn Close in 102 Dalmatians,

[themirrormenagerie]

Janvier Pelletier of Mjestamode

Anarchy and aesthetics go hand in hand with this headstrong fashionista.

Big thanks to @silent-dragon for this amazing dorm called Mjestamode.

I'm not even kidding when I tell you I ran for my phone as soon as I saw the inspiration and styles for this dorm.

More below the cut!

Janvier with and without the super cool dorm uniform coat.

And yes I avoid drawing full-body whenever I can. I'm lazy and draw with my fingers okey? Take it easy on me 😭

Twisted from 'Jean-Pierre Le Pelt' in the live-action movie 102 Dalmations (2000).

There is no denying this person has got The Drip. Charismatic in a chaotic way, it's not unusual for people to get swept up in the wake of this metaphorical storm known as Janvier.

Janvier considers faux fur to be the biggest travesty in any outfit. They can and will make fun of people for it too (as well as personally insist on replacing the faux fur with real fur).

This one's fashion sense can most easily be described as: Androgynous. They love to ignore labels and push the boundaries of fashion by utilizing clothes, cosmetics and accessories in ways that allow for self-expression.

Contrary to popular belief, there are certain lines drawn which Janvier absolutely refuses to cross. However, Janvier is the only one privy to this knowledge leaving everyone else second-guessing their next move.

Surprisingly knowledgeable about game coding/programming. They had a whole phase where they were obsessed with Minecraft. Still kinda is.

For obvious reasons (the main one being that he is a fashion icon), Janvier's favorite staff member of the school would be Professor Crewel.

Their singing ability is horrendous and many people have made this fact clear to them. Unfortunately, this has never once stopped Janvier from singing as loudly and proudly as they can, in what can only be described as a terrific rendition of nails scraping against chalkboard.

I don't know how to properly articulate it but Janvier gives me big Only Child™️ vibes.

[franklinn97]

102 Dalmatians (2000)

Tim McInnerny as Alonzo & Gérard Depardieu as Jean-Pierre Le Pelt

Part 3/3

[hannahhook7744]

Could you do one of the detective agency files for my OC Carlotta de Vil, Carlos' older sister?

She disappeared when she was ten and he was seven. No trace was ever found.

Her middle name was Eleanora. She had black-and-white hair, of course. She liked to sew and draw designs for clothing, just like her mother. As she was never confirmed dead, her file has never been closed.

(I mean, they know she's probably dead, because it's been years, but they never actually found her, so her file is still open.)

Thank you!

Of course I can! Thank you for sending an ask in! If you have any other characters you'd like me to make, let me know!:

Trigger warnings: Murder, death, child death, child abuse, etc.

⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦

Getting To Know The Dead Part 2;

Name Of The Dead: Carlotta Eleanora de Vil.

Age Of The Dead: Ten years old.

Father: Jean Pierre le Pelt.

Mother: Cruella de Vil.

Sibling(s): Carlos de Vil (Younger Brother).

Favorite Food: Plums.

Favorite Color: Purple.

Favorite Toy: Her stuffed dalmatian, Dots.

Dream Job: Fashion designer, shoe maker, doll maker, or artist.

Hobbies: Sewing and drawing.

Pet(s): A snake named 'Stripes'.

Cause Of Death: Unknown. She disappeared in 2010.

Signature Of Person Who Filled Out The Report:

Detective Jason 'Jace' Badun.

⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦⚰🪦

Badun Detective Agency: Death Report (Made after Carlotta was found).

Name Of Detective: Jason 'Jace' Badun.

Age Of Detective: 17 years old.

Date Of Report: August 2nd, 2018.

Name Of The Deceased: Carlotta Eleanora de Vil.

Age Of The Deceased: Ten years old.

File Number: 0278.

Report: The Desceased (10, female. Child of Cruella De Vil and Jean Pierre le Pelt) appears to have died from blunt force trauma, though it's not 100% confirmed as the deceased was found years after she was first disappeared.

The deceased disappeared in 2010 on August 28th after staying behind from school to clean their home for their mother. When their younger brother returned home, they were gone and their mother had said that she left.

But, recently, the Anti-heroes club was exploring the catacombs on the isle and found a hoard of barely decomposed bodies under HellHall.

One clearly being that of the deceased along with her pet snake.

The main suspect behind these murders is the mother herself, Cruella De Vil.

The Badun Detective Agency will be investigating further, though we will be down a member after Detective H. Badun's breakdown.

Jace signing out.

[fugglecases]

jean-pierre le pelt from 102 dalmatians (2000) // joe exotic (1963-)

[nemesisbinxartifactseries]

Artifact Series J

J. Allen Hynek's Telescope

J. Edgar Hoover's Tie

J. McCullough's Golf Ball

J. Templer's Wind-Up Tin Rooster *

J. C. Agajanian’s Stetson

J.T. Saylors's Overalls

J.M. Barrie’s Swiss Trychels

J.M.W. Turner's Rain, Steam and Speed-The Great Western Railway *

J.R.R. Tolken's Ring

Jack-in-the-Box

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

Jack Daniel's Original Whisky Bottle

Jack Dawson's Art Kit

Jack Duncan's Spur *

Jack Frost's Staff

Jack Kerouac's Typewriter

Jack Ketch's Axe

Jack LaLanne's Stationary Bike *

Jack London's Dog Collar

Jack Parson's Rocket Engine

Jack Sheppard's Hammer

Jack Sparrow's Compass

Jack Torrance's Croquet Mallet

Jack the Ripper's Lantern *

Jackie Robinson's Baseball

Jackson Pollock's "No. 5, 1948"

Jackson Pollock's Pack of Cigarettes

Jackson Pollock's Paint Cans

Jack's Regisword

Jack Vettriano's "The Singing Butler"

Jack's Wrench

Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm's Kinder- und Hausmarchen

Jacob "Jack" Kevorkian's Otoscope

Jacob Kurtzberg's Belt *

Jacqueline Cochran's Brooch

Jacques Aymar-Vernay’s Dowsing Rod

Jacques Cousteau's Goggles

Jacques Cousteau's Diving Suit

Jacques-Louis David's Napoleon Crossing the Alps *

Jade Butterfly

Jadeite Cabbage

Jalal-ud-Din Muhammad Akbar's Smoke Pipe

Jamaica Ginger Bottle

Jaleel White's Hosting Chair

James Abbot McNeill Whistler's Whistler's Mother *

James Allen's Memoir

James Bartley's Britches

James Ben Ali Haggin's Leaky Fountain Pen

James Bert Garner’s Gas Mask

James Bett's Cupboard Handle

James Braid's Chair *

James Brown's Shoes

James Bulger's Sweater

James Buzzanell's Painting "Grief and Pain"

James Buzzanell’s Survey Books

James C. McReynolds’ Judicial Robe

James Chadwick's Nobel Prize

James Clerk Maxwell's Camera Lens

James Colnett's Otter Pelt

James Condliff's Skeleton Clock

James Cook's Mahiole and Feather Cloak

James Craik's Spring Lancet

James Dean's 1955 Prosche 550 Spyder, aka "Little Bastard"

James Dean's UCLA Varsity Jacket

James Dinsmoor's Dinner Bell

James Eads How’s Bindle

James Earl Ray's Rifle

James Fenimore Cooper's Arrow Heads

James Gandolfini's Jukebox

James Hadfield’s Glass Bottle of Water

James Hall III’s Shopping Bags

James Henry Atkinson's Mouse Trap

James Henry Pullen’s Mannequin

James Hoban's Drawing Utensils

James Holman’s Cane

James Hutton's Overcoat

James Joyce’s Eyepatch

James M. Barrie's Grandfather Clock

James M. Barrie's Suitcase

James Murrell's Witch Bottle

James Philip’s Riata

James Prescott Joule's Thermodynamic Generator

James Smithson's Money

James Tilly Matthews’ Air Loom

James Warren and Willoughby Monzani's Piece of Wood

James Watt's Steam Condenser

James Watt's Weather Vane

James W. Marshall’s Jar

Jan Baalsrud’s Stretcher

Jan Baptist van Helmont's Willow Tree

Jane Austen's Carriage

Jane Austen's Gloves

Jane Austen's Quill

Jane Bartholomew's "Lady Columbia" Torch

Jane Pierce's Veil

Janet Leigh's Shower Curtain

Janine Charrat's Ballet Slippers

Jan Janzoon's Boomerang *

Janis Joplin's Backstage Pass from Woodstock *

Jan Karski's Passport

Janus Coin *

Jan van Eyck’s Chaperon

Jan van Speyk's Flag of the Netherlands

Jan Wnęk's Angel Figurine

Jan Žižka's Wagenburg Wagons

The Japanese Nightingale

Jar of Dust from the Mount Asama Eruption

Jar of Greek Funeral Beans

Jar of Marbles

Jar of Molasses from The Boston Molasses Disaster

Jar of Sand

Jar of Semper Augustus Bulbs

Jar of Shiva

Jar of Sugar Plums

Jascha Heifetz's Violin Bow

Jason Voorhese's Machete

Javed Iqbal's Barrel of Acid

Jay Maynard's Tron Suit

Jean II Le Maingre's Gauntlets

Jean Baptiste Charbonneau’s Cradleboard

Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin's Bubble Pipe

Jean Chastel's Silver Gun

Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin's Pocket Watch

Jean Fleury's Aztec Gold Coins

Jean-François Champollion’s Ideographic Dictionary

Jean Froissart's Mirror *

Jean-Frédéric Peugeot's Pepper Mill

Jean Hilliard’s Earmuffs

Jean Parisot de Valette’s Sword Sheath

Jean-Paul Marat's Bathtub

Jean Paul-Satre’s Paper Cutter

Jean-Pierre Christin's Thermometer

Jean Senebier's Bundle of Swiss Alpine Flowers

Jean Valnet's Aromatherapy Statue

Jean Vrolicq’s Scrimshaw

Jeanne Baret's Hat

Jeanne de Clisson's Black Fleet

Jeanne Villepreux-Power's Aquarium

Jeannette Piccard's Sandbag

Jeff Dunham's First Ventriloquist Box

Jefferson Davis' Boots

Jefferson Randolph Smith's Soap Bar

Jeffrey Dahmer's Handkerchief

Jeffrey Dahmer's Pick-Up Sticks

Jemmy Hirst's Carriage Wheel

Jenny Lind's Stage Makeup

Jeopardy! Contestant Podiums

Jerome Monroe Smucker's Canning Jars

Jerry Andrus’ Organ

Jerry Garcia's Blackbulb *

Jerry Siegel's Sketchbook

Jesse James' Saddle

Jesse James' Pistol

Jesse Owens' Hitler Oak

Jesse Owens' Running Shoes

Jesse Pomeroy's Ribbon and Spool

Jester's Mask

Jesus of Nazareth's Whip

Jesús García's Brake Wheel

Jet Engine from the Gimli Glider

Jet Glass Cicada Button

Jethro Tull's Hoe

Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza

Jiang Shunfu’s Mandarin Square

Jim Davis' Pet Carrier

Jim Fixx's Shorts

Jim Henson's Talking Food Muppets

Jim Jones' Sunglasses

Jim Londos' Overalls

Jim Robinson's Army Bag

Jim Thorpe's Shoulder Pads

Jim Ward's Piercing Samples

Jimi Hendrix's Bandana

Jimi Hendrix's Bong

Jimi Hendrix's Guitars *

Jimmie Rodgers Rail Brake

Jimmy Durante's Cigar

Jimmy Gibb Jr's Stock Car

Jimmy Hoffa's Comb

Jin Dynasty Chainwhip

Jingle Harness

Joan II, Duchess of Berry's Dress

Joan of Arc's Chain Mail

Joan of Arc's Helmet (canon)

Joan Feynman's Ski Pole

Joanna of Castile's Vase

Joan Rivers' Carpet Steamer

Joan Rivers' Red Carpet

Joe Ades's Potato Peeler

Joe Girard’s Keys

Joe Rosenthal's Camera Lens

Joel Brand's Playing Cards

Joséphine de Beauharnais' Engagement Ring

Johan Alfred Ander’s Piece of Porcelain

Johann Baptist Isenring’s Acacia Tree

Johann Bartholomaeus Adam Beringer's Lying Stones

Johann Blumhardt's Rosary

Johann Dzierzon’s Beehive Frame

Johann Georg Elser's Postcard

Johann Maelzel's Metronome *

Johann Rall's Poker Cards

Johann Tetzel's Indulgence

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's Prism

Johannes Brahms' Coffee Creamer

Johannes Diderik van der Waals' Gloves

Johannes Fabricius' Camera Obscura

Johannes Gutenburg's Memory Paper *

Johannes Gutenburg's Printing Press *

Johannes Gutenberg's Printing Press Keys

Johannes Kepler's Planetary Model

Johannes Kepler's Telescope Lense

Johannes Kjarval’s Landscape Painting

John A. Macready's Ray-Bans *

John A. Roebling's Steel Cable

John A.F. Maitland's Musical Brainnumber *

John André’s Stocking

John Anthony Walker's Minox

John Axon's Footplate

John Babbacombe Lee’s Trapdoor

John Bardeen's Radio

John Bodkin Adams’ Stethoscope

John Brown's Body *

John Brown's Machete

John C. Koss SP3 Stereophones

John C. Lilly's Isolation Tank Valve

John Cabot's Map

John Carl Wilcke's Rug *

John Crawley's Painting

John Croghan's Limestone Brick

John Dalton's Weather Vane

John Dee's Golden Talisman

John Dee's Obsidian Crystal Ball

John Dee’s Seal of God

John DeLorean's Drawing Table

John Dickson Carr's Driving Gloves

John Dillinger's Pistol *

John D. Grady’s Satchel

John D. Rockefeller's Bible

John D. Rockefeller, Sr. and Jr.'s Top Hats

John Dwight's Hammer

John F. Kennedy's Coconut

John F. Kennedy's Presidental Limousine

John F. Kennedy's Tie Clip *

John Flaxman's Casting Molds

Sir John Franklin's Scarf

John Gay's Shilling

John Gillespie Magee, Jr.'s Pen

John H. Kellogg's Bowl

John H. Kellogg's Corn Flakes

John H. Lawrence's Pacifier

John Hancock's Quill

John Harrison’s Longcase Clock

John Hawkwood’s Lance

John Hendrix's Bible

John Henry Moore's White Banner

John Henry's Sledge Hammer

John Hetherington's Top Hat

John Holland, 2nd Duke of Exeter's Torture Rack

John Holmes Pump *

John Hopoate's Cleats

John Howard Griffin's Bus Fare

John Hunter's Stitching Wire

John Hunter's Surgical Sutures

John J. Pershing's Boots

John Jacob Astor's Beaver Pelt

John Jervis’ Ship

John Joshua Webb’s Rock Chippings

John Kay's Needle

John Keat's Grecian Urn *

John, King of England's Throne

John L. Sullivan's Boots

John Langdon Down's Stencils

John Lawson's Mannequin Legs

John Lennon's Glasses

John "Liver-Eating" Johnson's Axe

John Logie Baird's Scanning Disk *

John M. Allegro's Fly Amanita

John Macpherson's Ladle

John Malcolm's Chunk of Skin

John Malcolm's Skin Wallet

John McEnroe's Tennis Racket *

John Milner's Yellow '32 Ford Deuce Coupe

John Moore-Brabazon’s Waste Basket

John Morales' McGruff Suit

John Mytton’s Carriage

John Pasche's Rolling Stones Poster Design

John Paul Jones's Sword

John Pemberton's Tasting Spoon

John Philip Sousa's Sousaphone

John Rambo's Composite Bow

John Rykener's Ring

John Shore's Tuning Fork

John Simon's Mouthwash

John Simon Ritchie's Padlock Necklace

John Smith of Jamestown's Sword

John Snow's Dot Map

John Snow’s Pump Handle

John Stapp’s Rocket Sled

John Steinbeck's Luger

John Sutcliffe's Camera

John Sutter's Pickaxe

John Tunstall's Horse Saddle

John Trumbull's "Painting of George Washington"

John von Neumann's Abacus

John Walker's Walking Stick

John Wayne Gacy's Clown Painting *

John Wayne Gacy's Facepaint

John Wesley Hardin's Rosewood Grip Pistol

John Wesley Powell's Canoe

John Wesley Powell’s Canteen

John Wilkes Booth's Boot *

John Wilkes Booth Wanted Poster

John William Polidori's Bookcase

Johnny Ace's Gun

Johnny Appleseed's Tin Pot *

Johnny Campbell's University of Minnesota Sweater

Johnny Depp's Scissor Gloves

Johnny Smith's Steering Wheel

Johnny Weismuller's Loincloth *

Joker's BANG! Revolver

Jon Stewart's Tie

Jonathan Coulton's Guitar

Jonathan R. Davis' Bowie Knife

Jonathan Shay's Copy of Iliad/Odyssey

Jonestown Water Cooler

Jorge Luis Borges' Scrapbook

José Abad Santos' Pebble

José Delgado’s Transmitter

Jose Enrique de la Pena's Chest Piece

Jōsei Toda’s Gohonzon Butsudan

Josef Frings’ Ferraiolo

Josef Mengele's Scalpel

Josef Stefan's Light Bulbs

Joseph of Arimathea's Tomb Rock

Joseph of Cupertino's Medallion *

Joseph Day's Sickle

Joseph Ducreux's Cane

Joseph Dunninger's Pocket Watch

Joseph Dunningers’ Props

Joseph E. Johnston Confederate Flag

Joseph Force Crater's Briefcases

Joseph Fourier's Pocket Knife

Joseph Glidden’s Barbed Wire

Joseph Goebbels' Radio *

Joseph Jacquard's Analytical Loom

Joseph Bolitho Johns’ Axe

Joseph Kittinger's Parachute

Joseph Lister's Padding

Joseph McCarthy's List of Communists

Joseph Merrick's Hood

Joseph-Michel Montgolfier's Wicker Basket

Joseph Moir’s Token

Joseph Pilate's Resistance Bands *

Joseph Polchinski’s Billiard Ball

Joseph Stalin's Gold Star Medal *

Joseph Stalin's Sleep Mask *

Joseph Swan's Electric Light

Joseph Vacher's Accordion

Joseph Vacher's Dog Skull

Joseph Valachi's '58 Chevrolet Impala

Josephus' Papyrus

Joseph Wolpe's Glasses

Josephine Cochrane's Dishwasher

Joshua's Trumpet *

Josiah S. Carberry's Cracked Pot

Joshua Vicks' Original Batch of Vicks Vapor Rub

Josiah Wedgewood's Medallion

Jost Burgi's Armillary Sphere *

Jovan Vladimir's Cross

Juana the Mad of Castiles' Crown

Juan Luis Vives' Quill Set

Juan Moreira’s Facón

Juan Pounce de Leon's Chalice

Juan Ponce de León's Helmet

Juan Seguin's Bandolier

Jubilee Grand Poker Chip *

Judah Loew ben Belazel's Amulet *

Judas Iscariot’s Thirty Silver Coins

Judson Laipply's Shoes

Jules Baillarger's Decanter

Jules Leotard's Trapeze Net

Jules Verne's Original Manuscripts

Julia Agrippa's Chalice

Julia Child's Apron *

Julia Child's Whisk

Julian Assange’s Flash Drive

Julie d’Aubigny's Sabre

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg's Wedding Rings

Julius Asclepiodotus’ Shield Boss

Julius Caesar's Wreath

Julius Wilbrand's Lab Coat Buttons *

Jumanji

Jumper Cables

Junji Koyama’s Vegetables

Jure Sterk's Ballpoint Pen

Jürgen Wattenberg's Leather Provision Bag

Justa Grata Honoria’s Engagement Ring

Justin Bieber's Guitar

Justinian I's Chariot Wheel

Justin O. Schmidt's Wasp Mask

Justus von Liebig's Fertilizer Sack

Justus von Liebig's Mirror

[xjoyce66]

« Mettre en cohérence sa conscience avec la vie, c’est une toute petite victoire mais c’est une victoire. »

Voyageurs du Monde : Imaginons un instant que soit créé aux Nations unies un conseil mondial des sages dont vous feriez partie. Quelle serait votre priorité absolue pour régler les désordres mondiaux ?

Pierre Rabhi : Il faudrait en premier lieu que l’humanité se réconcilie avec la vie. À l’heure actuelle, elle en bénéficie mais la détruit. L’écologie ne devrait pas être un parti politique mais une conscience, et aujourd’hui cette conscience fait défaut. Nous avons coécrit avec Jean-Marie Pelt un livre intitulé Le monde a-t-il un sens ?, dans lequel il explique l’origine de la vie sur Terre et met en avant le rôle essentiel de la coopération entre le végétal et l’animal. Il me revenait la tâche de donner ma vision sur le plan humain. Or, lorsqu’il est arrivé sur Terre, l’homme a instauré la dualité – religieuse, idéologique, entre hommes et femmes, entre la nature et lui. Cela est probablement lié à une angoisse très vive d’être provisoire, une peur primaire de l’extinction. Fabriquer des armes, tracer des frontières : cette quête de la sécurité traduit en réalité la faiblesse des hommes.

Voyageurs du Monde : Dans cette optique de réconciliation avec la vie, votre voie tient plus du changement intérieur personnel, or tout le monde n’a pas cette volonté. La création d’une instance internationale ne permettrait-elle pas d’imposer des mesures indispensables à la survie de l’humanité ?

Pierre Rabhi : Je ne crois pas à un changement global venant d’en haut. Chacun devrait déjà prendre conscience de son inconscience. C’est le premier maillon. Prendre conscience de l’organisation du monde qui n’est pas très équilibrée entre le féminin et le masculin. Il n’y a aucune raison que les femmes soient subordonnées aux hommes. Prendre conscience que l’on ne peut pas éduquer les enfants dans la dualité. Dans les manufactures éducatives actuelles, l’enfant est ensemencé de cette angoisse d’être le meilleur, on lui enseigne la compétition basée sur un modèle de société pyramidale. Nous avons perdu cette capacité à la compassion. En travaillant dans le sens d’une éducation coopérative, les mentalités pourraient rapidement changer. L’école est bien la première des priorités.

Voyageurs du Monde : Comment expliquer le manque de réactions devant les faits accomplis : nous continuons à consommer plus de ressources que nous en produisons, à détruire la biodiversité comme jamais ?

Pierre Rabhi : Malgré des aptitudes formidables, un cerveau performant qui réalise des prodiges, je regrette de constater que l’être humain n’est pas intelligent. Avant de nous autoproclamer intelligents, reconnaissons l’intelligence universelle à l’origine de notre existence. Nous ne sommes pas supérieurs de ce point de vue à d’autres mammifères. Nous avons simplement une capacité à nous poser des questions sur la vie et à nous émerveiller. Ce système dualiste, que les religions et les idéologies ont favorisé, est l’expression même de la nonintelligence. Nous avons une planète absolument splendide, mais au lieu de la voir comme une oasis extraordinaire où tout le bonheur possible pourrait éclore, nous la voyons uniquement comme un gisement de ressources à exploiter jusqu’au dernier arbre. Fairfi eld Osborn l’explique très bien, dès 1949, dans son essai La Planète au pillage. On constate que l’humanité est la pire des catastrophes écologiques.

Si l’on ramène la présence humaine sur la planète à un ratio de 24 heures, nous sommes là depuis une minute et demie et pourtant nous avons déjà créé d’immenses déserts. Alors que certains peuples comme les Amérindiens vivaient en parfaite symbiose avec la nature, dans sa vanité l’homme “moderne” a nié tout ce qui existait avant l’agriculture mise en place il y a plus de 10 000 ans. Depuis, nos capacités à inventer ont servi à accélérer le processus de destruction et d’autodestruction, car en empoisonnant la Terre nous nous empoisonnons nous-mêmes. Cette idée d’avoir séparé la nature de l’homme est à l’origine du désordre. La prétention de faire évoluer l’humanité l’a en réalité fait régresser.

Voyageurs du Monde : Malgré tout, l’agroécologie gagne du terrain, l’utilisation des énergies fossiles recule et les voix s’élèvent contre les Monsanto et autres. Voilà tout de même des raisons d’être optimiste, de croire en la victoire des consciences éclairées, non ?

Pierre Rabhi : Attention, je peux manger bio, me chauffer à l’énergie solaire, recycler mon eau… et exploiter mon prochain ! La réalité, c’est que 1/5e des habitants de cette planète détient toujours 4/5e des ressources et que le divertissement industriel soporifi que et collectif masque les problèmes urgents, qui ne fédèrent pas grand monde. Un monde qui crée de plus en plus de richesses et, parallèlement, un nombre grandissant de personnes qui ne peuvent pas en profi - ter, quoi de plus absurde ? L’humanité est en danger d’elle-même. Il est aujourd’hui impératif de réduire nos appétits, de réorganiser la société autour de la nature et de l’homme. Être optimiste ou pessimiste ne veut rien dire, c’est s’en remettre au sort. Or, chacun peut décider de sa position en agissant dans l’espace où il est souverain. Personnellement, ma conscience refuse les profanations et les aberrations du monde actuel. D’où le principe du colibri : je fais ce que je peux et je mets en conformité mon action avec ma foi profonde. Certes, à la fin j’aurai peut-être échoué mais ma cohérence n’aura pas été détruite. Mettre en cohérence sa conscience avec la vie, c’est une toute petite victoire mais c’est une victoire.

Voyageurs du Monde : Parmi les autres désordres de cette planète, comment résoudre le drame des migrants en Syrie, en Érythrée ?

Pierre Rabhi : C’est à la source qu’il faut résoudre le problème. Nous devons établir une instance internationale forte et réprouvant de manière unanime les crimes qui se déroulent dans ces pays. Une coalition capable d’engager une réelle pression sur les dictateurs pour changer les choses sur place. N’oublions pas non plus que si l’Europe a amené la modernité sur la planète, consignée à son seul territoire, sans la colonisation elle serait le continent le plus pauvre de l’histoire. D’ailleurs elle s’est terriblement appauvrie sur le plan culturel, si l’on en croit les témoignages des voyageurs du XVIIe siècle qui rapportent des diversités régionales d’une grande richesse. Or, aujourd’hui, l’idéologie mondialiste a tout uniformisé.

Voyageurs du Monde : Que dire de la montée du populisme à travers le monde ?

Pierre Rabhi : C’est toute la défaillance d’un système pyramidal, je ne comprends pas qu’un seul homme puisse être au-dessus de 50 millions d’individus. Prenez l’ascension de Trump aux États-Unis, élu par la majorité de la population américaine : un seul homme comme celuilà est capable d’amener le pire du pire dans l’histoire de l’humanité, c’est totalement aberrant. Comme tous les chefs d’État, il s’appuie sur l’irrationalité des êtres humains qui pensent qu’un seul individu peut saisir notre destin et orienter notre histoire. C’est une réelle dé- faillance du peuple. De la même manière, voyez les multinationales qui gouvernent l’économie mondiale : libre à chacun de boycotter les produits de ces dictatures économiques. Ne pas se contenter de manifester, mais aller au bout de ses idées jusqu’à extinction de cette logique absurde de la société actuelle.

Voyageurs du Monde : La pensée que vous incarnez fait de plus en plus d’émules. Quel regard portez-vous sur cette jeunesse, première concernée par l’avenir de la planète ?

Pierre Rabhi : Effectivement, les initiatives à l’image de Colibris se développent au-delà de ce que j’espérais. Ces mouvements sont des ferments qui s’insinuent dans le tissu social, inspirent d’autres idées et se démultiplient. Face à un modèle de société en dégringolade, l’autonomie, l’économie circulaire et l’agroécologie semblent être la réponse. En Afrique notamment, des milliers d’agriculteurs se sont ainsi libérés des intrants chimiques qui les appauvrissaient, eux et leurs sols. Je suis très honoré par la confi ance que m’accorde la jeunesse, et d’une manière globale par celle accordée par les femmes. Elles sont synonymes d’espoir pour cette planète et pour l’humanité. Ayant pour beaucoup d’entre elles porté la vie, elles sont plus enclines à la protéger qu’à la détruire. Aimer, avec toutes les maladresses et les limites que cela implique, mais tâcher d’aimer, tout simplement, voilà où réside la force.

Entretien de Voyageurs du Monde avec Pierre Rabhi

[dragoneyes618]

Who do you think is Carlos’s Father? Personally I think it’s Frollo. Bonus point that that’d make Claudine (and Ginny, I think Frollo’s her dad too) his sister :)

That's one theory. I actually used to have a headcanon that Carlos and Claudine were twins, separated at birth, because each of their parents wanted a child, and while Frollo would have wanted the boy, Cruella didn't want Claudine because she didn't have the black-and-white de Vil hair.

As far as I know. Claudine's appearance is never mentioned. Maybe she does have black-and-white hair.

And then Frollo never got Carlos because....Cruella kept him inside Hell Hall, which is full of bear traps? So he was never able to go in?

Ginny Gothel, too? So that would make all of them at least half siblings, depending on whether or not Claudine's mother is Cruella or Gothel or someone else entirely.

So. Three children. Born of at least two women. Some righteous man Frollo is.

He's the one who set half a city on fire when trying to find a woman he claimed was a witch because he was attracted to her, and now....

Wait. Isn't Mother Gothel actually a witch?

Anyway. Where was I? Right. Carlos's father.

Another possibility is Jean-Pierre le Pelt, from 102 Dalmatians, the sequel to the live-action 101 Dalmatians. Not that I've watched it. All I know is that he's obsessed with furs, just like Cruella, has his own "fashion house," and teamed up with her to get puppy fur, although apparently he had reservations about taking live puppies. So besides for that, they're perfect for each other!

Another possibility, considering the Cruella movie, is Jasper Badun.

Although Cruella was released years after Descendants was created. Then again, Descendants basically combines all Disney canon. Who cares?

And Jasper Badun has a son, Jace, and if he and Carlos were half brothers Carlos would have said something.

And in fact, Carlos says himself in The Isle of the Lost that his mother never spoke to him about his father, because she wanted him to be hers alone.

So the answer is...I'm not sure. ;)

Anyway, thank you for the ask! It's always fun to get them!