#eddie balthazar the rat

[hannahhook7744]

Eddie Balthazar's Application;

Name: Edmund Seraiah Balthazar.

Known Aliases: Eddie, The Rat, The Informant, and Detective Balthazar.

Nicknames or Other: Balthazar Jr, Balthazar, Ed, Eds, Eddie Spaghetti, Edmister, Eddie Teddy, Steady Eddie, Mund, Eddo, Edsy, E, Eddie B, E.B, and E-Man.

Date of Birth or Best Guess: November 10th, 15 years ago.

Place of Birth: Isle of the lost.

Favorite Color: Grey.

Favorite Activity: Going out for midnight slurpees.

Favorite School Subject: Lunch. It's the only time of the school day I'm awake.

Father's Name (or alias): Edgar Balthazar.

Mother's Name (or alias): Sarah Brown.

Father's Profession: None. He's in no condition to work anymore.

Mother's Profession: None. She's in no condition to work anymore.

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer.

This is a dumbass question and I'm not gonna kiss anyone's ass by pretending that I like anyone from the first wave of Vks enough to deem as my favorite.

Also who even came up with the term Vks and Aks? It's stupid.

I'm not a vk. I'm a kid.

There's nothing that makes me any different from any of your so-called Aks so stop acting like there is.

I didn't ask to be born here. You made it to where I would be. So don't go punishing me for it.

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

Because I don't know how much longer I can go on taking care of my parents by myself.

They're old. Really old and really sick.

And I'm just one person and a kid in an environment that doesn't really allow me to take care of them in the way one should be able to.

I can't find medication to ease their pain.

I can't find enough clean enough water for them to bathe in.

I can't bathe them.

I can't find food fresh enough often enough to not worsen their condition.

And I can't find anyone trained to help do any of these on the isle.

So while I don't want to go to Auardon I don't have a choice.

I have to.

Because if I don't, my parents will die.

My mom doesn't even recognize me anymore and she keeps asking where 'Jamie' is. She always sounds so terrified, it breaks my heart.

And my dad's mobility is getting more and more limited, and he broke his hip awhile ago.

I don't think it healed properly.

He gets more frustrated as the days go by and I don't know what to do.

I don't want my parents to die.

They might have been old when I was born and I might have gotten a lot of health issues because of it but they were good parents.

They don't deserve to die like this.

To die here.

Please.

Get us out of here.

I don't know how much longer I'll be able to take care of all three of us.

I'm always so tired and hungry now.

I don't want to worry my friends by telling them since I know they'd probably starve themselves trying to help me and my parents.

But I really don't know what to do.

Please.

Take us out of here or send someone.

We need help.

I need help.

Signature:

Eddie B.

[hannahhook7744]

OK if The BDA Went to camp half blood who would be their godly parent /patron?

Main BDA members:

Eddie Balthazar—Ponos (personified as the spirit of labor, toil, and hardship), Hephaestus (god of fire, volcanoes, forges, and blacksmithing), or Hypnos (the god of sleep).

Maybe Hypnos is his patron and Ponos or Hephaestus is his godly parent/grandparent if he were a demigod? Same could be said for their roman counterparts.

Harry Badun—Nemesis (goddess of retribution), Psyche (goddess of the soul), Dike (goddess of justice, morality, and order), and Themis (goddess of justice, law, order, etc).

Again, one of these (or their roman counterparts, if they have any) could be his mom or grandmother or his patron. Or a mixture of both.

Hermie Bing—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre) or his roman counterpart.

Jace Badun—Hercules (god of strength) or Soteria (goddess or spirit (daimon) of safety and salvation, deliverance, and preservation from harm).

Reza—Nut (goddess of the sky, stars, cosmos, mothers, astronomy, and the universe in the ancient Egyptian religion) or Urania (goddess of astronomy and one of the nine Muses in greek mythology).

Yzla—Hecate (greek goddess variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, protection from witchcraft, drugs, the Moon, graves, and ghosts), Mama Quilla (inca goddess of the moon, marriage, and menstruation), Urcaguary (inca goddess of metals, jewels and other underground items of great value), and Urcuchillay (inca god worshiped by Incan herders, believed to be a multicolored male llama who watched over animals).

Mystery the nunchuck welding turtle—Thaumas (an old sea god who personified the wonders of the sea).

Proteges:

Ace—Ares (God of war and courage, civil disturbance, riots, rebellions and uprisings) or Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre).

Avalon Mim-Knightley—Hecate (greek goddess variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, protection from witchcraft, drugs, the Moon, graves, and ghosts).

Bill—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre)

Chester—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre), Pan (god of shepherds, flocks, the wilds, hunting, and music), or Thalia (goddess of comedy and idyllic poetry).

Chloe Charming—Tyche (goddess of chance), Nemesis (goddess of retribution), Ares (god of war and courage, civil disturbance, riots, rebellions and uprisings), or Athena (goddess of wisdom, war, and the crafts).

Danny Darling— Pan (god of shepherds, flocks, the wilds, hunting, and music), Thalia (goddess of comedy and idyllic poetry), or Melpomene (goddess of tragedy and chorus. Member of the muses).

Dee and Twee—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre) or Castor (goddess of Horsemanship).

Dora—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre) or Arimanius (god of rats and darkness).

Edith Olympian—Eris (Greek goddess of strife and discord).

Everlee D'Aquire—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre) or Melinoe (goddess of ghosts and nightmares).

Glauco White—Boreas (god of the cold north wind and the bringer of winter) or Pan (god of shepherds, flocks, the wilds, hunting, and music).

Hadie—Hades (god of the dead and the king of the underworld) and/or Persephone (Goddess of the dead, the underworld, grain, and nature, and queen of the underworld).

Katy/Katy—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre), Apollo (god of god of archery, music and dance, truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, poetry, and more) or Asclepius (god of medicine and healing).

Khalil Hunterson—Revanta (Indian patron god of hunting, guardian deity of warriors and horses, and protector from the dangers of forests), Pan (god of shepherds, flocks, the wilds, hunting, and music), and Aristaeus (god of bee-keeping, cheese-making, herding, olive-growing and hunting).

Lada Hag—Hecate (greek goddess variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, protection from witchcraft, drugs, the Moon, graves, and ghosts) or Nemesis (goddess of retribution).

Lazarus Stromboli—Tyche (goddess of chance) or Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre).

Maddox Hatter—Dionysus (god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre), Athena (goddess of wisdom, war, and the crafts), or Hephaestus (god of fire, volcanoes, forges, and blacksmithing).

Miriam Monroe—Hecate (greek goddess variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, protection from witchcraft, drugs, the Moon, graves, and ghosts).

Panos Imp—Phobos (god of panic, fear, and flight) or Deimos (god of terror).

Paro Imp—Hedone (goddess of pleasure, enjoyment, and delight), Oizys (goddess of grief, anxiety, and depression), or Epione (goddess of soothing pain and the giver of health).

Red—Hecate (greek goddess variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, protection from witchcraft, drugs, the Moon, graves, and ghosts), Eros (god of love, desire, and fertility), or Aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, desire, and sexuality).

Also Hestia (the virgin goddess of the hearth and the home) would make a good patron.

Shan Deja—Ares (god of war and courage, civil disturbance, riots, rebellions and uprisings) and Nemesis (goddess of retribution).

Zuri Crocuta—Agé ( patron god of animals, hunters, and the wilderness in the Fon people's mythology), Demeter (goddess of the harvest, agriculture, and grain), Pan (god of shepherds, flocks, the wilds, hunting, and music), or Ares (god of war and courage, civil disturbance, riots, rebellions and uprisings).

Also Artemis (goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, nature, vegetation, childbirth, care of children, and chastity) would make a good patron.

Other:

Elle—Poseidon (god of the sea and waters, as well as of horses and earthquakes) or Amphitrite (goddess of the seas).

I know non greeks wouldn't be at camp half-blood but since we know Roman and other non greek demigods exist, I figured it'd be fine.

[hannahhook7744]

Can you share any headcanons about the Badun Detective Agency?

Of course.

Thanks for asking!

Sometimes when Reza is overwhelmed, sleep deprived, and overworked, he has black outs.

He also tends to forget his own name during these periods.

Reza compares himself to Carlos alot and thinks that his friends only keep him around because they need him.

Yzla is a big cat person.

She is also the most patient out of the Badun Detective Agency and her own family.

Eddie Balthazar is pretty friendly with Diego de Vil because he's the one who gave him his tattoos. He also gets along with Anthony to some extent.

None of the Badun Detective Agency members take Hadie seriously when he slips into his villian phase. It drives him nuts.

Jace's mother was a strong woman from the ringmaster's circus, which is how he knows Hermie. Both of them vaguely remember the woman.

Harry B. can't sleep without seeing all of the dead of the isle. Mainly his siblings and cousins.

Hermie is obsessed with clowns not just because her dad runs a circus but because her mother made her a clown doll when she was baby. Which is the only thing she has left of her.

Jace has been a fighter since he was little and has always protected his friends with these skills.

Reza gets along well with both of Yzla's parents, funnily enough.

Before he met his fellow detectives, the only friend he had was a little robot he made out of a phone and some garbage. After joining the agency and getting closer to his friends, he eventually lets his imaginary home made friend go.

Each agent has had to yank little Hadie out of some danger he got himself into by snooping more than once.

Jace is the most responsible out of the group followed by Yzla.

Eddie and Hadie have come across eachother doing things they both know the other is not supposed to be doing on multiple occasions. They've both formed a mutual agreement of 'don't rat me out and I won't rat you out' which works well for both of them.

Hermie takes care of her dad's former employees and took care of he circus animals the best she could before they died.

Jace will catch a drink with Harriet, Uma, Ben, and Evie sometimes to rant about how their idiots have no self control. It is very therapeutic.

Reza had a head injury when he was young that some time causes memory issues.

Reza is a lot like five from umbrella academy.

[hannahhook7744]

If I go Missing (Eddie Balthazar);

Trigger warnings: Mention of Organ Harvesting. The following is to be handed over to Auradon in the event I go missing at the soonest possible convivence.

MY FULL LEGAL NAME: Edmund Seraiah Balthazar.

NICKNAMES OR PET NAMES I GO BY:��

 Eddie, The Rat, The Informant, Detective Balthazar, Balthazar Jr, Balthazar, Ed, Eds, Eddie Spaghetti, Edmister, Eddie Teddy, Steady Eddie, Mund, Eddo, Edsy, The Spy, The Double Agent, Detective Eddie, Edsy Dear, E, Eddie B, E.B, and E-Man. 

DATE OF BIRTH:  November 10th, 15 years ago. 

RACE: Caucasian.

HEIGHT:  6’0 (183 cm).

APPROXIMATE WEIGHT:  168 lb (76 kg).

EYE COLOR: Dark Brown.

HAIR COLOR: Black.

GENDER: Male.

IDENTIFIABLE SCARS OR TATTOOS AND PLACEMENT: B.D.A Magnifying glass tattoo on the right wrist, a faint cat scratch scar on his nose, and a dog bite scar on his neck.

MOST RECENT ADDRESS: 3rd house on the right from Hell Hall.

FAMILY:

Unnamed (Maternal Aunt/uncle)(Deceased),

James Brown Sr. (Maternal cousin)(Living),

Elizabeth Brown (Maternal cousin-in-law via marriage)(Living),

James Brown jr. (Maternal first cousin-once-removed)(Living),

Lulu Brown (Maternal adoptive first cousin-once-removed)(Living),

Sarah Brown (Mother)(Living), 

Edgar Balthazar (Father)(Living), 

Hermie Bing (Girlfriend)(Living),

Si (Pet cat)(Deceased), 

Am (Pet cat)(Deceased), 

Flea (Pet cat)(Living),

 Blech (Pet cat)(Living),

 Snot (Pet cat)(Living), 

Furball (Pet cat)(Living), 

Tape Worm (Pet cat)(Living), 

Mange (Pet cat)(Living), 

And Mystery Noir (Pet turtle)(Living).

CLOSE FRIEND NAME: Jason ‘Jace’ Nelson Badun.

PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT: Whoever pays for his housekeeper and pet groomer skills for the day.

CLOSE WORK ACQUAINTANCE/MANAGER: Harold 'Harry' Everett Badun.

POSSIBLE SUSPECTS: 

My health. 

Organ harvesters.

Rosina Leckermaul (The gingerbread hag). 

Barker Coachman (the Coachman).

Whoever I’ve run my mouth off to that week. 

Any of the other human traffickers on the isle.  

[hannahhook7744]

Badun Detective Agency Detective Profile (Eddie Balthazar):

Name: Edmund ‘Eddie’ Seraiah Balthazar.

DOB: November 10th, 15 years ago. 

Status: Living.

Last Known Address: 3rd house on the right from Hell Hall.

Previous Address: N/A.

Country of Origin: Isle of the lost. 

Race: Caucasian.

Gender: Male.

Dental:? (Profiler does not know what dental is and thus cannot answer the question). 

Height:  6’0 (183 cm).

Weight: 168 lb (76 kg).

Hair color: Black.

Eye color: Dark Brown.

Languages: Peruvian Spanish, Greek, Romani, Scottish Gaelic, English, Ciazarn, Arabic, French, and Latin.

Title: The Rat, The Informant, The Spy, The Double Agent, and Detective Eddie.

Identifiable markings: B.D.A Magnifying glass tattoo on the right wrist, a faint cat scratch scar on his nose, and a dog bite scar on his neck.

Family: Unnamed (Maternal Aunt/uncle)(Deceased),

James Brown Sr. (Maternal cousin)(Living),

Elizabeth Brown (Maternal cousin-in-law via marriage)(Living),

James Brown jr. (Maternal first cousin-once-removed)(Living),

Lulu Brown (Maternal adoptive first cousin-once-removed)(Living),

Sarah Brown (Mother)(Living), 

Edgar Balthazar (Father)(Living), 

Hermie Bing (Girlfriend)(Living),

Si (Pet cat)(Living), 

Am (Pet cat)(Living), 

Fawnsworth (Pet cat)(Living), 

And Mystery Noir (Pet turtle)(Living).

Education: High school (Ongoing).

Employment: Housekeeper and Pet Groomer for hire.

Badun Detective Agency Employment: Detective, Rat, Spy, and Informant.

Skills/abilities: Stealth, Bugging, Breaking and entering, blending in, climbing, lock picking, good at reading people, lip reading, sneaking, escaping, dodging, quick reflexes, good situational awareness, good liar, etc.

Signature:

Eddie B.

Notes:

—Agent is exceptionally stealthy.

—Agent is the most emotionally stable.

—Agent is an exceptional driver.

—Agent is good at sneaking around. 

—Agent is exceptional at bugging buildings. 

—Agent has exceptional hearing. 

—Agent is the sole carer for his parents and their pets, which makes it difficult for him to be functional and punctional. 

—Agent is slightly apathetic to everything.

—Agent is slightly reckless and irresponsible but an overall moral person. 

[hannahhook7744]

Since Hadie is an occasional member of the badun agency can we have more bout their interactions? Does he had his own badge (if they make badges idk)? Who does he get along with the most and least! I know that they don’t really involve him cause he’s 8 at first and all!

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Trigger warnings; death.

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You sure can!

And the Badun Detective Agency (and Hadie), or B.D.A as they're known for shorthand, do in fact have badges. Though only 6 of them (meaning not Hadie) have two sets of Badges.

The one that all seven of them have is basic and simply says '[their name] can do whatever the fuck they want'. Still very official looking though.

The one that only the agency members have, on the other hand, is a very official looking detective badge that can open up to reveal a professional looking picture of them.

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Hadie gets along with all of the agency members well but the one he gets along with most is Eddie because he's fun and treats Hadie like an equal.

He gets along least with Jace because Jace refuses to let him come along on investigations and barely lets him come along on Body retrievals even though he's older than they were when they started.

And though that changes slightly as they get older, the slight dislike doesn't go away completely because he doesn't like being treated like a child.

Which also kinda leads to Hadie becoming a wannabe villian in his teen years whose more of a minor inconvenience than a serious threat at most.

But he still helped them on investigations despite that. Even with Jace treating him like a child (which, spoiler alert, he is).

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As for their interactions when he's 8:

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Hadie: Hi!

Harry, not even looking up from his bitter coffee: Hey buddy, you got any news for us on the case?

Hadie, standing on his tippie toes and resting his chin on the table Harry B is sitting at, nods: uh huh! The body is in the basement of Frollo's Creperie!

Harry, absent-mindly pats Hadie's flaming hair and doesn't even notice the pain in his hand: Thanks little H.

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Hadie, kicking and pounding on Jace's back as Jace carries him out of a crime scene : PUT ME DOWN! I WANNA HELP!

Jace *caring him over his shoulder as he sighs heavily * no, Hadie. I'm not letting you look around a crime scene site. You're 8.

Hadie *pouting and crossing his arms* no fair. I can't help the year I was born!

Jace *sighs again *

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Hadie and Reza *staring at eachother *

Reza, holding up two brushes: wanna help me dust for finger prints?

Hadie: sure!

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Yzla *trying to break into a safe*

Hadie *pops up from behind it* What's ya doing?

Yzla, use to people jumping out at her because she's siblings with Zevon doesn't even flinch: Trying to find out what the victim left in this safe and hoping it leads to their killer.

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Hermie *filing*

Hadie, who wasn't there a second before: Your mice miss you.

Hermie: that's nice. Do they like the little coffins I made them?

Hadie *nods excitedly* They love them! They're apparently really cozy.

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*Hadie and Eddie out at 3am on a school night*

Eddie, with a slurpee out on a case: Isn't it past your bedtime?

Hadie, stares defiantly like he isn't in footie pajamas: Isn't it past yours?

Eddie: I don't have a bedtime. I take care of my parents so I don't get one.

Hadie: That's not what Hermie and Jace say.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: Do your parents know you're out here?

Hadie:..

Eddie: ...

Hadie:...

Eddie: I won't tell if you don't.

Hadie: deal!

*Both go on their merryway*

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As for their interactions when he's 16:

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Hadie, in an obviously fake, manly voice: I am vengeance! I am the night! I am everything you should fear--

Harry, genuinely concerned: What's wrong with your voice? Why do you sound like that? Are you sick?

Hadie *deeply embarrassed, hisses at him* Harry, cut it out dude! You're ruining my villian cred!

Harry: what villian cred? You're harmless!

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Hadie *doing his villian song and dance with his minions*

Jace *sticks his head out the window* Hadie, let that kid go and go home! Mal's wondering where you are!

Hadie: Shut up! You're not the boss of me!

Jace, not impressed: If you don't go home, you're not allowed to help on any cases for a month!

Hadie scandalized: you wouldn't!

Jace *giving him a hard stare*

Hadie: uh! Fine! You suck!

*Hadie storms off*

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Hadie: You're too late! I've already set a cloud of voice changer potion to pour down all over Auardon--

Reza: Just the voice changer? But that only last 24 hours ! Imagine what would have happened if you added a hair changing potion. Or a true colors potion. Everyone in auardon would see eachother's true self or have a ridiculous voice with their least favorite Color as their hair color! Imagine a pour of those potions landing on Beast!

Hadie *in shock*

Reza *just staring at him blankly, a mishevious look in his eye*

Hadie, snaps figured and hits his leg: DAMN IT! I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!

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Hadie *sneaks into the new Badun Detective Agency Base via window trying to steal some potions*

Yzla *back to him, working on some potions*

Hadie *tries to sneak past her*

Yzla *without even turning around* Hadie, if you want some potions you could just ask.

Hadie *jumps* damn it, how do you always know when I'm near?

Yzla *unimpressed* I use to live with Zevon and sometimes CJ, remember?

Hadie:...

Hadie: Good point.

Yzla: now that that's established, why don't you come over here and help me with these potions and I'll give you a couple before Jace shows up.

Hadie: Okay...

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Hadie: I am the baddest guy in the Auardon! The worst of the worst! I am--

Hermie: Hi Hadie, how's Ceberus?

Hadie: vile ---he's doing great, your pets and parents say hi btw-- a monster! The who when you ask who's there----

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Eddie *walks into a tattoo parlor* Hey Diego, I'm back-- Hadie?!

Hadie *getting a flower tattoo on his wrist done by Diego, no parent in sight. Just nods at him* Sup man.

Eddie: you know Mal is gonna murder you both, right?

Diego: Hey man, I'm just doing my job and standing by my principles.

Hadie: and I'm willing to take that risk.

Eddie: ....

Hadie:...

Diego:...

Eddie *shrugs* Good enough for me. Diego, hit me up. I want a tattoo of a cat smoking a cigar in a bowler hat.

Hadie: My man! I knew I could count on you to be cool!

Eddie: yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just Don't tell Hermie or Jace or Mal or your parents that I knew about this.

Hadie: Deal.

[hannahhook7744]

Hey, could you write a file for my OC, Colombe “Loomy“ Tremaine?

Thanks!

(Ask me for more info about her)

Getting To Know The Dead Part 3;

Name Of The Dead: Colombe 'Loomy' Tremaine.

Age Of The Dead: Four years old.

Mother: Bio mother is unknown but she was adopted by Anastasia Tremaine.

Father: Unknown.

Sibling(s): Lou Tremaine (Older sibling),

Anne Tremaine (Younger sister),

Stella Tremaine (Younger sister),

Anthony Tremaine (Older Brother),

And Aaron Tremaine (Younger brother).

(All at the time of her death).

Favorite Color: Blue and Orange.

Favorite Food: Cake. Any kind of cake.

Favorite Toy: A busted up laser pointer and a stuffed orangutan.

Hobbies: Playing with her cat, being read stories, pretending to be an orangutan, playing veterinarian, baking with her mama, and helping her mama clean up.

Dream Job: Veterinarian or zoo keeper or baker for orangutans and cats.

Pet(s): A black kitten named 'Corvis'.

Cause Of Death: An unknown illness.

Signature Of Person Who Filled Out The Report:

Detective Edmund "Eddie" Balthazar.

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Badun Detective Agency: Death Report.

Name Of Detective: Detective Hermione 'Hermie' Bing.

Age Of Detective: Twelve years old.

Date Of Report: December 3rd, 2015.

Name Of The Deceased: Colombe 'Loomy' Tremaine.

Age Of The Deceased: Four years old.

File Number: 0091.

Report:

The Desceased (4, female. Adoptive Daughter of Anastasia Tremaine) appears to have died from an ailment that is unknown to isle folks.

Her older brother, Anthony, age 11, reported alongside his mother, other siblings, and cousins that the deceased had been unwell for quite sometime and that nothing they gave her made her any better.

They reported that she had been getting weaker and weaker over the past year, and that she had been getting more and more tired as time went on. She couldn't keep any food down and her eyes had changed from blue to purple due to something called 'Sun Damage'.

They all appear to be genuine and no foul play was found. It is suspected that the illness might have been a side effect of her being Albino but no one is quite sure.

She was found by her mother early Christmas morning. A funeral is being planned but that is all the information that the agency has.

Hermie signing out.

(The report was made a few years after she died).

[hannahhook7744]

Could you do one of the detective agency files for my OC Carlotta de Vil, Carlos' older sister?

She disappeared when she was ten and he was seven. No trace was ever found.

Her middle name was Eleanora. She had black-and-white hair, of course. She liked to sew and draw designs for clothing, just like her mother. As she was never confirmed dead, her file has never been closed.

(I mean, they know she's probably dead, because it's been years, but they never actually found her, so her file is still open.)

Thank you!

Of course I can! Thank you for sending an ask in! If you have any other characters you'd like me to make, let me know!:

Trigger warnings: Murder, death, child death, child abuse, etc.

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Getting To Know The Dead Part 2;

Name Of The Dead: Carlotta Eleanora de Vil.

Age Of The Dead: Ten years old.

Father: Jean Pierre le Pelt.

Mother: Cruella de Vil.

Sibling(s): Carlos de Vil (Younger Brother).

Favorite Food: Plums.

Favorite Color: Purple.

Favorite Toy: Her stuffed dalmatian, Dots.

Dream Job: Fashion designer, shoe maker, doll maker, or artist.

Hobbies: Sewing and drawing.

Pet(s): A snake named 'Stripes'.

Cause Of Death: Unknown. She disappeared in 2010.

Signature Of Person Who Filled Out The Report:

Detective Jason 'Jace' Badun.

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Badun Detective Agency: Death Report (Made after Carlotta was found).

Name Of Detective: Jason 'Jace' Badun.

Age Of Detective: 17 years old.

Date Of Report: August 2nd, 2018.

Name Of The Deceased: Carlotta Eleanora de Vil.

Age Of The Deceased: Ten years old.

File Number: 0278.

Report: The Desceased (10, female. Child of Cruella De Vil and Jean Pierre le Pelt) appears to have died from blunt force trauma, though it's not 100% confirmed as the deceased was found years after she was first disappeared.

The deceased disappeared in 2010 on August 28th after staying behind from school to clean their home for their mother. When their younger brother returned home, they were gone and their mother had said that she left.

But, recently, the Anti-heroes club was exploring the catacombs on the isle and found a hoard of barely decomposed bodies under HellHall.

One clearly being that of the deceased along with her pet snake.

The main suspect behind these murders is the mother herself, Cruella De Vil.

The Badun Detective Agency will be investigating further, though we will be down a member after Detective H. Badun's breakdown.

Jace signing out.

[hannahhook7744]

We bath in the insanity and flames:

Inspired by @dragoneyes618 and her ao3 story 'Nightmares' and her ao3 series 'De Vil' child but with a few tweaks. Go check out their blog and. Carlotta belongs to her.

Trigger warning; murder, child murder, spousal murder, animal murder, child abuse, Arson, and a teenager experiencing a serve mental breakdown.

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Harry Badun stood in front of an almost empty HellHall, shoulders shaking as he watched the flames slowly begin to swallow it up. Beezlebub the cat sitting atop of boxes of sentimental items beside him. Matches in hand.

He heard hurried footsteps behind him and 5 pairs of feet skidding to a stop followed by a mix of gasps.

He felt hands on his shoulders, yanking him around and found himself face to face with his giant of a cousin, Jace.

Jace, a giant of a young man with curly brown-- nearly black hair-- and nearly black eyes, who looked very freaked out.

"Harry, what have you done?"

The smaller teen let out a small wheeze.

And then a chuckle.

And then he began to cackle, letting out a Joker like laugh as silent tears ran down his cheeks.

Yzla grabbed Beezlebub and held her to her chest, eyes darting to the fire.

Reza grabbed a couple of the boxes and Hermie grabbed the others.

"What are you guys doing?" Jace asked, tearing his eyes away from his laughing cousin. Still very much panicking.

"Dude, grab Harry and run first. Questions later" Eddie said staring at the flames, surprisingly calm. Much calmer than any of them had any right to be at the moment.

"But--"

"No buts!" Reza snapped "we gotta go!"

"What about Diego and the others?! They're in there!" Jace protested.

"No they're not" Hermie spoke up quietly, not looking at him.

"What?" Jace felt like his head was spinning. As if the world had been flipped upside down. He couldn't understanding what was going on.

First Harry had seemingly lost his mind and now his friends were all freakish calm about it. What the heck was going on?

"They aren't in there. As soon as the bodies were found, Diego informed the others and he, Hunter, and Ivy moved out. The only ones in there are your dad, his dad, and Cruella" Hermie informed emotionlessly. "Now let's go."

"But--"

Eddie stormed over and grabbed him by his collar. "Jace, do you want your cousin to die?"

Jace jerked back as if he'd been slapped.

"What? Of course not!"

"Then fricking move it!"

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Harry's insane laughter didn't flatter as they ran to Eddie's house, though it could be because he himself wasn't actually doing any running. No, he left that all to Jace who had dragged them all the way there as lights flickered on all over the isle.

His friends didn't know what to do as the young detective continued to alternate between laughing and crying madly. They hadn't expected this when they went to find him.

They never expected their strong-willed leader to break.

Though who could blame him after what they had found the day before?

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Twenty-six human bodies and over a hundred animal ones had been found under the catacombs of HellHall.

Two toddlers. Three babies. Seven children. Eight women. Two men.

And the worst part was that Harry, Jace, and the isle residing three de vil cousins could identify each and every one of them.

Carlotta de Vil, daughter of Jean Pierre le Pelt and Cruella de Vil.

Baby C. De vil, the daughter of Cruella and Jean Pierre le Pelt.

Henrick Badun, the son of Hoarce Badun.

Harley and Mabel Badun, the daughters of Hoarce Badun.

James and Joseph Badun, the sons of Jasper Badun.

Jacqueline' Badun, the son of Jasper Badun.

Horace's four wives.

Jasper's four wives, including Jace's mother.

Harry's half siblings, Hartley and Harper.

Harry's two step siblings, Henny and Heidi.

Jasper's half sister, Jodie, and his three half siblings, Johnny, Judy, and Josephine.

Jean Pierre le Pelt, Baby C and little Carlotta's dad.

And... James Charming, Carlos' dad.

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Harry had taken it upon himself to draw each and every one of them, and dig up the pictures of them for their files as the rest of them relocated the bodoes

And after staring at the dead's faces for nearly 40 hours, he couldn't take it anymore.

Cruella had to pay and his dad and uncle did too for allowing it to go on and if he didn't do it, no one would.

And that's when the matches caught his eye and the idea sparked in his mind.

What a suiting way for a devil to go out?

[hannahhook7744]

The Badun Detective Agency Characters;

Detective Harold "Harry" Everett Badun, the leader and founder of the Badun Detective Agency.

Detective Jason "Jace" Nelson Badun, the muscle and co-founder of The Badun Detective Agency.

Detective Reza Vizer, The Foresnics Expert and bad cop of The Badun Detective Agency.

Detective Yzla Sorcerer, The Codebreaker and good cop of The Badun Detective Agency.

Detective Hermione "Hermie" Leona Bing, the secretary, file keeper, and master of disguise of The Badun Detective Agency.

Detective Edmund "Eddie" Seraiah Balthazar, the rat and informant of The Badun Detective Agency.

A group shot of the Badun Detective Agency Agents.

[hannahhook7744]

Badun Detective Agency Masterlist;

Summary; I headcanon the Badun cousins from descendants as detectives with a handful of other kids. Here is the info on that and the stories I've made based on it.

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The Badun Detective Agency;

The Badun Detective Agency characters;

Summary; Who are the Badun Detective Agency and what are their motives?

Hadie's minons/more Badun Detective Agency Protégés;

Summary; Who are the Badun Detective Agency protégés thst just so happen to be Hadie's minions?

Badun Detective Agency Picrews;

Summary; what the title says.

Badun Detective Agency Protégés /The Pocketwatch Characters Picrews (Part 1);

Summary; what the title says.

Badun Detective Agency Protégés /The Pocketwatch Characters Picrews (Part 2);

Summary; what the title says.

Questions;

Hadie's occasional part;

Summary; Hadie can see ghosts. Does he help?

Why do you think Reza dislikes Carlos;

Summary; Why Reza dislikes Carlos.

Auardon infighting;

Summary: a question about the Badun Detective Agency answered. And how it affects Auardon.

Zevon's reason;

Summary; Zevon gets questioned as to why he did what he did.

Who is your favorite Badun Detective Agency Member;

Summary; a poll about the Badun Detective Agency Members.

Who has the saddest backstory out of the Badun Detective Agency?;

Summary; a poll about the Badun Detective Agency Members.

Reza look;

Summary; how I picture Reza.

Hadie's villian phase;

Summary; Why Hadie has a villian phase years after the barrier is brought down.

Aesthetics;

The Badun Detective Agency Characters aesthetic;

Summary; The badudun detective agency characters aesthetic.

Unofficial Members of the Badun Detective Agency Aesthetic;

Summary; The Badun Detective agencies unofficial member and pet.

Headcanons;

The Badun Detective Agency headcanons;

Summary; headcanons about the detective agency as a whole.

Hermie Bing Headcanons;

Summary; my Headcanons about Hermie Bing.

Eddie Balthazar Headcanons;

Summary; my Headcanons about Eddie Balthazar.

Yzla Sorcerer headcanons;

Summary; my Headcanons about Yzla Sorcerer.

Jace Badun Headcanons;

Summary; my headcanons about Jace Badun.

Harry Badun Headcanons;

Summary; my headcanons about Harry Badun.

Reza Vizer Headcanons;

Summary; my headcanons about Reza Vizer.

Badun Detective Agency Headcanons;

Summary; Headcanons about the Badun Detective Agency members.

Fanfictions;

What happened to Badun children;

Summary; There use to 8 Badun children. Now there's only two. Trigger warning; child abuse and child death. This is fairly dark.

6 Detectives And 1 Civilian Play Never Have I Ever;

Summary; The B.D.A and Elle play never have I ever.

Concerns;

Summary; Reza comforts a concerned Yzla, who's mourning one brother and worried about another.

It's okay (Zevon);

Summary; Zevon has a nightmare and Cj Comforts him.

Badun Detective Agency files part 1;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 2;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 3;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 4;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 5;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 6;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

Badun Detective Agency files part 7;

Summary; files of the Badun Detective Agency (The Badun cousins, Yzla, Reza, Eddie Balthazar, and Hermie Bing).

If I go Missing (Yzla Sorcerer);

Summary; Yzla Sorcerer's 'If I go missing' file.

If I go Missing (Hermie Bing); 

Summary; Hermie Bing's 'If I go missing' file.

If I go Missing (Harry Badun);

Summary; Harry Badun's 'If I go missing' file.

We bath in the insanity and the flames;

Summary; Detective Harry Badun snaps.

White lies of A detective;

Summary; Jace Badun informs Carlos de Vil of the HellHall fire. Omitting some important details.

Agrabah Club;

Summary; Jordan, Aziz, Jade, and Jay interacting with Reza.

The Case of the Missing Pirate Kitty;

Summary; The Badun Detective Agency looks for a lost cat.

Random;

Hadie and the B.D.A;

Summary; Informatiom about Hadie's relationship with the B.D.A.

Badun Detective Agency next gen picrews;

Summary; The Badun Detective Agency's kids.

Mystery the Turtle info;

Summary; information about Mystery the nunchuck wielding turtle.

Badun Detective Agency Playlist;

Summary; Badun Detective Agency Playlist.

Death Report template;

Summary; type of file the Badun Detective Agency does.

Getting to know the dead template;

Summary; type of file the Badun Detective Agency does.

Badun Detective Agency tattoo;

Summary; What the title says.

The Badun Detective Agency YouTube Channel;

Summary; our chaotic dumbasses getting their own YouTube Channel and giving their viewers whiplash via their vastly different contents. Yay!

Badun Detective Agency Incorrect quotes;

Summary; what the title says.

Badun Detective Agency Base Outlines;

Summary; what the title says.

Random facts about the Badun Detective Agency's lesser known protégés;

Summary; what the title says.

Timeline;

Summary; timeline without dates of the Badun Detective Agency.

B.D.A Next Gen;

Summary; the next generation of the B.D.A.

Ships in the Badun Detective Agency;

Summary; the ships in the B.D.A.

Badun Detective Agency Smells;

Summary; what each member of the B.D.A smells like.

The Badun Detective Agency's weapons of choice;

Summary; weapons of choice of the Badun Detective Agency and their protégés.

[hannahhook7744]

What are your headcanons about Eddie Balthazar?

Eddie Balthazar Headcanons;

Trigger warnings; Old parents, auardon sucking, etc .

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Eddie's full name is Edmund Seraiah Balthazar.

He is the son of Edgar Balthazar and Sarah Dear.

Eddie is apart from of The Badun Detective Agency and is the rat/informant of the group.

He blends in and people tend not to notice him. Which means he overhears alot. Making him perfect for the job.

He lives with both of his parents, who he loves dearly.

He, like the rest of the Badun Detective Agency, has seen the worst of the isle. Despite his parents' best efforts.

And it haunts him.

Very few people on the isle even know he's apart of the Badun Detective Agency because they're all so discreet about it.

He despises Auardon for sending his elderly parents to die/suffer on the isle. And he plans to make that very clear when he gets there.

He also despises his mom's family for letting it happen.

Which leads to him avoiding Jim Jr for a good while after the barrier is brought down.

He is apart of the Antiheroes club alongside Hermie and wants to be good and do some good in the world.

Because of the fact he was raised by two elderly people, Edmund has alot of... odd tastes...

Mainly when it comes to food and hobbies.

Food like hard candy, chicken pot pie, and toast with beans.

He also likes red wine, coffee, tea, and champagne.

And cigars. Lots of cigars. Much to his parents' dismay.

They've tried to get him to stop but the habit keeps coming back.

They don't know that he drinks as well.

He's been smoking since he was 13.

He's 15 in d1.

He's a year older than Hermie.

Who he has a major crush on. Has since he was 9.

Hobbies like croquet, crochet, golf, birdwatching, reading, listening to music, writing, knitting, and sewing.

But he also loves picnics and collecting things.

Things like bugs, coins, figurines, and stamps.

He has a litter of kittens that he adores to death as well as a busted up motorcycle that Carlos use to repair for him.

He and his parents use to go on picnics together to the safer parts of the isle before they got too weak to do so.

Eddie has very strong morals and won't hurt people he despises, even if it's the ones who created the isle unless he's provoked.

He's been taking care of his parents since their health has started deteriorating. Since he was 9.

Eddie cleans the house regularly and does anything he can to make his parents' lived easier.

He's terrified that he's gonna lose them soon. He doesn't know where he'd be without them.

He refuses to send them to a nursing home. No matter how bad they get.

Unbeknownst to his parents, he and the rest of the Badun Detective Agency have their symbol tattooed on all their wrists.

Their symbol is a magnifying glass with the agency's initials on it.

They also don't know that his ears are pierced.

Eddie eats dinner at 5pm like his parents.

He wears his jacket even even it's not cold outside.

He also loves taking pictures of things that aren't him.

He also collects newspapers and reads them.

He loves bingo and maps.

He keeps a collection of letters and knick knacks that his friends have given him over the years.

He might have a bit of a hoarding problem. Though he's neat about it.

He wakes early to take care of his parents.

He also loves napping with his parents. It makes him feel like they aren't going anywhere.

Eddie loves hearing the stories of his parents' glory days.

Eddie is the best at writing readable cursive on the isle.

He finds crosswords fun as well, along wih the circus.

Eddie has nightmares about losing his parents often. Like nightly. Multiple times of night.

Everything he does is for his family and friends. He's a family guy and his family and friends are very important to him.

He's wary towards dogs. Doesn't hate them but also doesn't want them alone with his cats unless they are well trained.

He has an accent like his dad's, though his is far fainter.

His favorite shows are the 'Golden Girls' and 'Murder She Write'.