#Jake Joseph Paul

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[80smovies]

[echeveriia]

photographing my favorite artworks from the state fair's fine arts gallery is starting to feel like an integral part of grieving the summer and settling into the fall

three serpents - jake fifer (digital collage print on giclee paper) // beginnings - mark bergeron (digital print) // a breath in, a breath out - kimberly wetzel (charcoal on yupo) // space between - suyao tian (water based media) // crossing mekong - kao lee thao (watercolor on cold press paper) // light runs through it - jean a wright (encaustic on birch panel) // sheep anatomy 1 - lexi ames (ballpoint pen) // portrait - buck holzemer (digital print) // horsemen - joseph gallup (oil on vintage barkcloth) // attrition 01 - amy usdin (handwoven jacquard) // couch art #3_composted volunteers_ikea vase - abbe mcgray (oil on panel) // superior reflection - becca mulenburg (oil on linen) // black-chinned hummingbird on hibiscus - paul nelson (giclee print) // scrap metal deer - brian quail (scrap metal sculpture) // cremation - lena pak (oil, acrylic, ink, paper, wood, and glass on panel)

[thenerdsofcolor]

Massive Marvel Studios Lineup Lines Up at SDCC 2024!

Massive Marvel Studios Lineup Lines Up at SDCC 2024! @MarvelStudios #SDCC2024 #MarvelSDCC2024

On the most anticipated evening of this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, 6,000 fans crowded into the massive convention center auditorium known as Hall H to hear about the highly anticipated new projects from SDCC MVPs Marvel Studios. However, elsewhere in San Diego, a small group of journalists gathered together preparing to intercept the night’s A-List assembly of superheroes and villains in a much…

[v6quewrlds]

GOOD DAYS, JOE BURROW.

pairing⠀⁎⠀joe burrow x reader. word count⠀⁎⠀2.8k.

summary⠀⁎⠀what gift do you get for a man who has the world at his fingertips? a really, really good day.

author's note⠀⁎⠀fluff to celebrate joey's 28th. warnings⠀⁎⠀crying, mentions of the jake paul mike tyson fight.

In the early morning light, the Cincinnati suburbs were habitually quiet. The calming silence was only broken by the occasional chirp of a bird or the distant sound of a neighbor's lawnmower. Inside Joe's sprawling home, he lay on his stomach in your plush, king-sized bed, his broad shoulders moving up and down in a steady rhythm as he quietly snored.

Your brown skin shuffled against the eggshell white comforter as you tried to slide away without disturbing him. But as soon as you moved, Joe's hand reached for your wrist, dragging you back into his grasp as you shrieked in response. Despite being a heavy sleeper, Joe always had a strange sixth sense that woke him up whenever you attempted to leave his warmth.

“Where do you think you're goin'?” he mumbled groggily, his blue eyes peeking open to find you pouting at him from underneath his arm.

You leaned in and kissed Joe's cheek, your voice soft with morning sweetness, “Happy Birthday, baby.”

Joe's sleepy smile grew as he rolled over and pulled you closer, his hands feeling the fabric of your hoodie from your alma mater. “It’s too early for you to be sneakin' away from me. What are you up to?”

You chuckled and kissed him again, your face nestling into the crook of his neck as you whispered, “Just a little something for your birthday.”

Joe’s eyes narrowed playfully as he felt you trying to squirm out of his embrace. He tightened his grip and hummed skeptically, “Is that so?”

“I wanted to pamper you a little bit. Breakfast in bed, maybe?” you offered with a small smile, hoping to distract Joe with morning kisses and the promise of food.

“Mm, or you could stay here? Pamper me where it's warm and comfortable?” Joe's voice was a low rumble as he leaned into your touch, his eyes closing briefly.

You rolled your eyes, picking up on the hidden innuendo in Joe's suggestion, but you were determined to stick to your plan. You shifted your weight, allowing Joe's head to rest on your chest as you ran your fingers through the soft strands of his messy hair. You whispered, “Later, maybe. Right now, I need to know how your knee's doing.”

Joe grunted, his hand reflexively moving to rub his left knee. “It's fine, just a little sore. Nothing too bad,” he replied, trying to sound nonchalant.

Your eyes searched his, knowing he was downplaying it. you had watched the game the night before, your heart in your throat every time he took a hit. “Joseph,” you warned, using the name that always made him squirm. “You need to be honest with me about these things. If it's bad, you need to tell me so I can take care of you properly."

Joe sighed, his hand moving from his knee to squeeze your thigh. “It's just a bruise, sweetheart. The trainer said I’ll be good to go in a few days.”

You nodded, not entirely convinced but deciding to let it go for now. You leaned over him to grab the bottle of painkillers and a water bottle from the nightstand. “Take these for now, and I'll get breakfast started. Try to get some sleep, Joey.”

Joe took the offered pills with a grateful smile, watching as you slipped out of bed and padded barefoot to the kitchen. You had insisted on cooking him breakfast yourself, despite his suggestion to order in from your favorite brunch place when he got in from his flight last night.

Joe settled back into the pillows, watching your retreating figure. The aroma of sizzling bacon and eggs began to waft into the bedroom, and his stomach rumbled in anticipation. Despite the pain in his knee, a sense of comfort washed over him knowing you were there to take care of him.

Meanwhile, you hummed to yourself in the kitchen, juggling pans and plates with an ease that belied the complexity of Joe's breakfast order. You had been planning this for weeks, eager to show your appreciation for his hard work and the sacrifices he made for his dreams. As you flipped the french toast just right, you couldn't help but feel a twinge of excitement for the main surprise you had in store for him.

Once the breakfast was ready, you returned to the bedroom with a tray laden with food. You found Joe propped up against the headboard, his phone in hand as the sound of his parents' voices filled the room. You set the tray down gently on his lap, the aroma of cinnamon and butter floating through the air.

He looked up at you, reaching for you to return to bed, frowning slightly when you simply pressed a kiss to his temple and turned to leave the room again. He didn't dwell on it for too long, turning his attention back to his parents on FaceTime.

You retreated to the bathroom, your thoughts racing with excitement. You had been planning the next part of Joe's birthday surprise since the moment you had decided to put on this low-key, home-based celebration. You turned the tap on the bathtub, pouring in a generous amount of Epsom salts and bubble bath. The water began to froth and steam, filling the air with a calming scent of peppermint.

You knew Joe took his recovery days seriously, especially after a rough game, so you figured a warm bath would be perfect for his knee and aching muscles. You waited for Joe to finish his conversation with his parents, your smile growing wider as you listened to their laughter and shared stories. When the call ended, you poked your head into the room.

“Alright, birthday boy,” you called out, your voice bouncing off the walls with excitement. “Your bath's ready. No complaints.”

Joe groaned but obeyed, heading towards the bathroom with a grin he failed to suppress. You watched him carefully, your eyes tracking the movement of his injured knee. You knew he was in more pain than he let on, but you also knew that Joe was never one to make a fuss. Once Joe was undressed, you turned off the lights, allowing the natural light to flood in before leaving the door slightly ajar.

“Ja'Marr and Sam will be here in about an hour. I've got some errands to run, so just rest up, okay?” You called out as you left the bathroom.

Joe's voice echoed through the space, “You're the boss,” he joked, his smile fading into a grimace as he eased into the hot water. You knew he'd protest if you hovered too much, so you left him to soak while you started to clean up the kitchen.

Your mind raced with the final details of the surprise. The video montage you had been working on for the past two months had to be perfect. You had collected messages from everyone Joe cared about—from members of the Bengals organization to high school friends and family members—a testament to the love and support surrounding him. You hoped it would serve as a reminder that even on his toughest days, he wasn’t alone.

Your phone buzzed with a text from Sam, confirming his arrival. Ja'Marr, on the other hand, was running a few minutes "fashionably" late. You knew Joe would be thrilled to see two of his closest friends, especially on his birthday. You hoped that by inviting them over, they could keep Joe occupied while you set up your home theater for the nearly 30-minute-long video tribute you had painstakingly edited over the course of two months.

Ja'Marr, with his broad smile and infectious laugh, barged through the door a few minutes later, a bottle of champagne in hand. “Happy birthday, Joey B!” he bellowed, the sound echoing through the hallways.

You emerged from the kitchen, pulling your hair into a ponytail as you gathered your purse and wallet to head out. “He should be down in a bit. I'm ordering from Jeff Ruby's, you guys want anything?”

As Ja'Marr and Sam took turns typing their orders into your notes, Joe emerged from his bath. He was now dressed in a comfortable pink hoodie and his Seinfeld sweats, thundering down the stairs, his face breaking into a wide smile when he saw his friends. You noted the slight limp in his step but pushed aside your concern as he greeted them with enthusiastic handshakes and daps. You knew he was in good spirits, which was all that mattered for today.

“We still watching the fight?” Sam asked as you grabbed your keys from the counter.

Joe nodded eagerly, his eyes lighting up at the mention of the Jake Paul v. Tyson fight they’d been dying to watch together. You couldn't help the scoff that left your lips, shaking your head in amusement. The fight had taken place nearly a month ago, but they had agreed to watch it again in greater detail as if there was much to miss the first time. But, you knew better than to stick around for the rewatch, knowing they'd be arguing over every jab, pausing and rewinding to analyze every hit.

“Alright, I'll be back in a few. You three behave yourselves,” you warned playfully, pointing a finger at them. “Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.”

Ja'Marr held up his hands in mock surrender, “I don't know what you're talkin' about, we're the perfect angels.”

you ignored him, simply calling out, “Sam, I'm trusting you.”

When you returned with the food, you found Joe and his friends engrossed in the fight, shouting at the TV as if they were ringside. You couldn't help but laugh at their passionate commentary and insistence they knew better than the professional boxers.

You quietly slipped upstairs to set up the final part of Joe’s birthday surprise. The video montage was ready to play on your home theater, and you had the room set with your favorite snacks and drinks, the ambiance perfect for a heartfelt moment. The anticipation grew as you thought about his reaction—how his face would light up when he saw the messages from his loved ones.

As you finished putting every thing in place, you heard Joe send Sam and Ja'Marr on their way, the fight having wrapped about an hour ago. You could feel your heart racing as you descended the stairs. Joe was waiting for you in the living room, his head bowed as he read through his texts, probably catching up on missed messages from his friends and family.

“Hey, you okay?” you asked, your voice low and concerned as you approached him.

Joe looked up, his expression unreadable. “Just some birthday messages,” he said, his thumb scrolling through his phone. “Everyone's asking about my knee.”

Your eyes softened as you took in the weight of his words. He was always so private about his injuries, not wanting to be a burden on anyone. You knew he was trying to be strong, but you also knew that he needed this day to be about him, not football. You took a deep breath and announced, “You can respond tomorrow. I have one more surprise for you.”

Joe's curiosity piqued, and he followed you into the home theater, the room dimly lit and cozy as he took a seat. He glanced over his shoulder to see you approaching with a tiny, ridiculous party hat in hand.

“No.” Joe said firmly, eyeing the party hat with a disapproving squint.

You rolled your eyes with a laugh. “C’mon, it’s your birthday, you have to wear it!”

With a dramatic sigh, Joe allowed you to place the hat on his head, the elastic band snapping around his chin as you stepped back to admire your accessorizing touch. The hat was a neon pink monstrosity with a plume of feathers sticking out of the top. You giggled uncontrollably, pulling out a duplicate hat to put on yourself. The sight of the two of you with these absurd party hats brought a warmth to the room that Joe hadn’t felt in weeks. Joe couldn't help the laugh that bubbled up from his chest, his cheeks reddening slightly.

“Alright, alright, now that we're both looking like complete idiots, can we get on with this?” Joe teased, his eyes sparkling with amusement as he picked up the TV remote.

You grinned, taking a seat beside him. “Yes, sir, Mr. Grumpy Pants. But before we do, I just want you to know how much I appreciate you and how much everyone else does too.”

You took the remote from Joe and hit play on the video you had queued up. The screen flickered to life with a montage of photos and videos from Joe's life—his childhood, college days, and moments from his career. The first message was from Joe’s high school coach, who spoke about Joe’s unwavering dedication and talent on the field.

Joe's eyes grew misty as he watched, his chest swelling with pride and love. Each message brought a new face into your private sanctuary, sharing stories and well wishes. His parents talked about the first time they held him in their arms, and his brothers reminisced about the fierceness they recognized in his eyes from such a young age. His teammates praised his leadership and friendship, sharing inside jokes that made Joe's laugh echo through the room. You had managed to capture every aspect of his life, every person who had shaped him into the man he was today.

The video went on, each message more heartfelt than the last. You watched Joe's reaction, your heart swelling with joy at the sight of his tear-filled eyes and the occasional sniffle he tried to hide. When the video reached its final moments, you took his hand in yours, giving it a gentle squeeze. The screen filled with a picture of the two of you from your first date, both smiling awkwardly but eyes hopeful.

Your face appeared last on the screen, your eyes shining with love as you recorded your message.

“Happy Birthday, Joe. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your life, for making me laugh, and for being the most dedicated, disciplined person I know. There's no one on Earth who deserves this love and appreciation more than you do. You inspire me every single day, and I am so proud of you. Everything you've accomplished in only 28 years is nothing short of incredible. And even though we all know you’re going to do so much more, we'll still celebrate all the wins, even the small ones. I love you more than you'll ever know, and I'm here for every hit, every victory, and every moment in between. Happy birthday, my love.”

Joe looked over at you, his eyes glistening with unshed tears. He leaned over, pulling you into a tight embrace, whispering into your ear, “Thank you for this. I had no idea you were going through this much trouble putting this together.”

You leaned into him, your arms wrapped around his neck, feeling his heart pound against your chest. You whispered back, “It's nothing compared to what you do every day, Joe. You give everything for the people you love, and I just wanted to make sure you knew how much you're loved and cherished in return.”

You sat there, holding each other, as the final message from the video played out—a group of guys from his high school football team shouting “Happy Birthday, Joe!” in unison, their faces a blur of happiness. The screen went black, and the room grew quiet except for the soft background music that you had chosen for the end credits.

Joe pulled away, swiping at his eyes, trying to compose himself. You handed him a box of tissues from the side table, your own eyes misty with happy tears. “Was it okay? Did you like it?” you asked, your voice gentle.

“It's perfect, babe. Thank you,” Joe said, his voice thick with emotion. He took a tissue and dabbed at his eyes, trying to regain his composure. You sat next to him, your hand on the back of his neck, gently rubbing circles. You sat in silence for a moment, the weight of the video’s messages lingering in the air.

Then, as if on cue, Joe’s stomach rumbled, and you both burst into laughter. It was a welcome relief from the emotional intensity of the video. You picked up the remote and paused the video, standing up. “I got your favorite from Jeff Ruby's. It's all ready for you in the dining room.”

“You didn’t have to do all this,” Joe murmured, following you out of the theater, the party hat still atop his head, taking your hand in his as you made their way back to the dining room.

You looked up at him, your eyes meeting his. “You’re worth every second of it and more.” Joe leaned down, kissing you softly on the forehead before allowing you to lead him to the dining room.

[1americanconservative]

@elonmusk

These awful people all need to be voted out, either in the primaries or the general election. They sully the Capitol Building with their presence.

THESE ARE THE 158 DEMOCRATS WHO VOTED AGAINST DEPORTING SEX OFFENDERS Alabama: -Terri Sewell California: -Pete Aguilar -Ami Bera -Julia Brownley -Salud Carbajal -Tony Cárdenas -Judy Chu -Jim Costa -Mark DeSaulnier -John Garamendi -Robert Garcia -Sylvia Garcia -Jimmy Gomez -Jared Huffman -Ro Khanna -Sydney Kamlager-Dove -Barbara Lee -Ted Lieu -Zoe Lofgren -Doris Matsui -Kevin Mullin -Grace Napolitano -Nancy Pelosi -Katie Porter -Linda Sánchez -Adam Schiff -Brad Sherman -Norma Torres -Mike Thompson -Maxine Waters Colorado: -Jason Crow -Diana DeGette -Brittany Pettersen -Joe Neguse Connecticut: -Rosa DeLauro -John Larson -James Himes Delaware: -Lisa Blunt Rochester Florida: -Kathy Castor -Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick -Lois Frankel -Maxwell Frost -Darren Soto -Frederica Wilson -Debbie Wasserman Schultz Georgia: -Sanford D. Bishop Jr. -Lucy McBath -Henry “Hank” Johnson -Nikema Williams -David Scott Hawaii: -Ed Case -Jill Tokuda Illinois: -Sean Casten -Danny Davis -Jesús “Chuy” Garcia -Jonathan Jackson -Raja Krishnamoorthi -Robin Kelly -Delia Ramirez -Janice Schakowsky -Mike Quigley -Bill Foster -Brad Schneider -Lauren Underwood Indiana: -André Carson Kentucky: -Morgan McGarvey Louisiana: -Troy Carter Maine: -Chellie Pingree Maryland: -Steny Hoyer -Glenn Ivey -Kweisi Mfume -Jamie Raskin C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger -John Sarbanes -David Trone Massachusetts: -Jake Auchincloss -Katherine Clark -Bill Keating -Seth Moulton -Ayanna Pressley -Richard Neal -Lori Trahan -James McGovern Michigan: -Dan Kildee -Debbie Dingell -Rashida Tlaib -Shri Thanedar -Haley Stevens Minnesota: -Betty McCollum -Ilhan Omar -Dean Phillips Mississippi: -Bennie Thompson Missouri: -Cori Bush -Emanuel Cleaver New Hampshire: -Ann Kuster New Jersey: -Andy Kim -Rob Menendez -Donald Norcross -Bonnie Watson Coleman -Frank Pallone New Mexico: -Melanie Stansbury -Teresa Leger Fernandez New York: -Jamaal Bowman -Adriano Espaillat -Hakeem Jeffries -Yvette Clarke -Gregory Meeks -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez -Jerrold Nadler -Nydia Velázquez -Paul Tonko -Dan Goldman -Ritchie Torres -Grace Meng -Joseph Morelle North Carolina: -Alma Adams -Valerie Foushee -Deborah Ross Ohio: -Shontel Brown -Joyce Beatty -Greg Landsman Oregon: -Earl Blumenauer -Suzanne Bonamici -Valerie Hoyle Pennsylvania: -Madeleine Dean -Mary Scanlon -Summer Lee Rhode Island: -Gabe Amo South Carolina: -James Clyburn Tennessee: -Steve Cohen Texas: -Greg Casar -Veronica Escobar -Joaquin Castro -Sylvia Garcia -Lloyd Doggett -Lizzie Fletcher -Al Green -Jasmine Crockett -Marc Veasey Vermont: -Becca Balint Virginia: -Donald Beyer -Gerald Connolly -Jennifer McClellan -Bobby Scott Washington: -Suzan DelBene -Derek Kilmer -Rick Larsen -Marilyn Strickland -Pramila Jayapal Wisconsin: -Gwen Moore -Mark Pocan Source: Newsweek

[hikamancer]

A Really Stupid Curse of Strahd Casting

Strahd - Jerma985

Rahadin - Stephen Merchant

Ludmilla - Lindsay Ellis

Anstrasya - Angry Video Game Nerd

Volenta - DreamSMP

Escher - Ster

Ireena - Philomeena Cunk

Ismark - MoistCr1tikal

Kolyan - Hbomberguy

Madam Eva - Anne Rice

Van Richten - Ricky Gervais

Ezmerelda - Jacksfilms

Izek - Borat

Vargas - Jontron

Lydia - Griffin McElroy

Victor - Vinny Vinesauce

Stella - F1NNSTER

Fiona Wachter - Blair White

Wachter Bros. - Jake and Logan Paul

Nikolai Wachter Sr. - Jeremy Fragrance

Blinksy - Justin Kuritzkes (Potion seller guy)

Arabelle - Greta Thunberg

Arrigal - Tyler McVicker

Luvash - Joseph Anderson

Old Shillikuny - Moo Deng

The Abbot - Karl Pilkington

Zhudun - Mr. Beast

Vampyr - Pewdiepie

Tenebrous - Ellen DeGeneres

Godfrey - Jacksepticeye

Vladimir - Darkiplier

Alek - Vargskelethor Joel

Sergei - DanTDM

Tatyana - Jacob Geller

Patrina - SSSniperwolf

Kasimir - Contrapoints

Dusk Elves - Harambe

Zuleika - David Hayter

Emil - Femboy Fishing

Kiril - Asmongold

[underthelecves]

heeey tags! i’d love to have some chill, long-term discord rp partners. i’m all for text and para threads, swapping headcanons, and making pinterest boards for our ships!!

i’m taboo and dead dove friendly ofc. honestly the smuttier, the better <3 

i mostly write male characters, but i also write ladies on occasion too. below the cut you’ll find a list of some of my favorite fcs to write :'))

plot wise, I'm down for anything. if you've got a plot you've been wanting to do, chances are I'm down for it!!

anyway, give this a like and i’ll reach out <3  

alexander skarsgard, eric dane, jon bernthal, nicholas gallitzine, joe keery, idris elba, jake gyllenhaal, henry cavill, jensen ackles, jesse williams, walton goggins, manny montana, charlie hunnam, bill skarsgard, jacob elordi, aaron taylor johnson, barry keoghan, keith powers, taylor zakhar perez, paul mescal, jeremy allen white, tyler james williams, timothee chalamet, manu rios, harry styles, robert pattinson, harris dickinson, aaron moten, callum turner, nicholas hoult, archie madekwe, mike faist, josh o’connor, tamino, joseph quinn, dacre montgomery, pedro pascal, timothy olyphant, austin butler, mason gooding, darren barnet

[ambientshawtysoulangel]

Celebrities who have tasted human flesh:

Emma stone

Chris pine

Wes Anderson

Joel McHale

sofia coppola

Jake Gyllenhall

Greta Gerwig

Zendaya

Kristen Stewart

Celeberties who killed someone with their car

Joseph gordan Levitt

Cher Loyd

Andrew Garfield

Taylor swift

Chris Rock

Ru Paul

Jeremy Allan white (recently)

Celebrities who have strangled one of their assistants:

Barry Keogan

Andy Samberg

Taylor swift

Fred Armisen

Stanley Kubrick

Jeremy Strong

[cherienymphe]

I'm bored and feel like beating the "she thirsts over every white man" allegations so here is a list of white men who don't do shit for me. I'm talking the Sahara Desert down there:

1. Channing Tatum

2. Hugh Jackman

3. Glen Powell

4. Chris Pratt

5. Tyler Hoechlin

6. Paul Wesley

7. Joseph Morgan

8. Robert Downey Jr

9. Misha Collins

10. Kit Harington

11. David Tennant

12. Stephen Amell

13. Ryan Reynolds

14. Nicholas Hoult

15. Miles Teller

16. Eric Dane

17. Jason Statham

18. Jake Gyllenhaal

19. Hugh Grant

20. Daniel Craig

21. Liam Hemsworth

22. Jude Law

23. Scott Eastwood

24. Gerard Butler

25. Paul Mescal

26. K.J Appa

27. Joe Keery

28. Robin Thicke

29. Joe Jonas

30. Mark Ruffalo

[marrziy]

★. O que pedir?

✦: Não imponho grandes restrições quanto ao tipo ou gênero de história; lido com fluffy, romance, drama, terror, dark, angústia, hot... Só não estou muito familiarizado com fantasia e tramas de época.

Aqui, a gente vai do romance fofo de dar dor de dente à angústia latente do relacionamento mais tóxico com a maior naturalidade. Portanto, não tenham receio de fazer algum pedido. De qualquer forma, o máximo que posso fazer é não fazer (???).

Aqui vai uma lista bem completinha com obras que conheço e/ou tenho mais afinidade para escrever (mas podem pedir qualquer outro conteúdo! esses são apenas exemplos prioritários).

🎬: FILMES

‣       AÇÃO & AVENTURA:

. Marvel e DC

. Aranhaverso

. Maze Runner

. Bullet Train

. Top Gun: Maverick

. Duna

. Gladiador II

. Twisters

. Harry Potter

. Jogos Vorazes

. Avatar

. Kick-Ass

. Inception

. A Origem dos Guardiões

. Uncharted

. The Fall Guy

                         

‣       DRAMA & ROMANCE:

. Saltburn

. Challengers

. Anyone But You

. Vermelho, Branco e Sangue Azul

. Clube da Luta

. Aftersun

. O Diabo de Cada Dia

. Me Chame Pelo Seu Nome

. Donnie Darko

. Verão de 85

. Triângulo da Tristeza

. Entre Facas e Segredos

                         

‣       TERROR & SUSPENSE:

. Scream

. Boneco do Mal

. Psicopata Americano

. Halloween (original, H20 e remakes)

. A Casa de Cera

. Dark Harvest

. It - a Coisa

. Verão de 84

. O Telefone Preto

. Rua do Medo

. O Massacre da Serra Elétrica (original e remake)

. Sexta Feira 13 (original e remake)

. Alien: Romulus

. Marrowbone

. Um Lugar Silencioso

. Premonição

. Hellraiser (2022)

. Thanksgiving

. Fear

. The Passenger

. X, Pearl e Maxxxine

. Sala Verde

. A Bolha Assassina

. A Hora do Espanto (original e remake)

. Eu Sei O Que Vocês Fizeram no Verão Passado

. A Babá

. Olhos Famintos

. 16 Facadas

. Sorria

. Invocaverso

. Fresh

📺: SÉRIES

‣       GERAL:

. Outer Banks

. Euphoria

. Shameless

. The Boys

. Heartbreak High

. Heartstopper

. Pacificador

. The Umbrella Academy

. A Casa do Dragão

. Young Royals

. Fellow Travelers

. Cobra Kai

. Loki

. Cavaleiro da Lua

. Falcão e o Soldado Invernal

. Deadly Class

. Elite (temporadas 1, 2, 3 e 8)

                         

‣       TERROR, SUSPENSE & SCI-FI:

. American Horror Story

. Stranger Things

. Supernatural

. Missa da Meia-Noite

. The Last of Us

. Scream: the tv series

. Grotesquerie

. Chucky

. You

. Teen Wolf

. Hannibal

. The Vampire Diaries

. A Queda da Casa de Usher

. A Maldição da Mansão Bly

. A Maldição da Residência Hill

                         

‣       ANIMAÇÕES:

. Arcane

. Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

. X-Men '97

. Hazbin Hotel

. Helluva Boss

. Invencível

. Fionna e Cake

. A Casa da Coruja

. She-Ra e as Princesas do Poder

. Star vs. As Forças do Mal

🎭: ATORES

(também abrange os personagens que interpretam)

. Drew Starkey

. Glen Powell

. Tom Holland

. Aaron Taylor-Johnson

. Austin Butler

. Jacob Elordi

. James McAvoy

. Harris Dickinson

. Hugh Jackman

. Paul Mescal

. Pedro Pascal

. Andrew Garfield

. Alexander Skarsgård

. Bill Skarsgård

. Ryan Gosling

. Michael B. Jordan

. Dev Patel

. Dylan O'Brien

. Joseph Quinn

. Idris Elba

. Jake Gyllenhaal

. Kyle Gallner

. Spike Fearn

. Timothée Chalamet

. Louis Partridge

. Robert Pattinson

. Ethan Hawke

. John Krasinski

. Jack Quaid

. Brad Pitt

. Marco Pigossi

. Chay Suede

. Tom Hiddleston

. Sebastian Stan

. Chris Hemsworth

. Chris Evans

. Jensen Ackles

. Devon Sawa

. Miles Teller

. Matt Bomer

                           

♡.       XODÓS    F: Scream, Challengers, Aranhaverso, Saltburn e Halloween. S: Outer Banks, Stranger Things, American Horror Story, Euphoria e Arcane. A: Alexander Skarsgård, Harris Dickinson, Andrew Garfield, Glen Powell e Drew Starkey.

[lorata]

There was a ask about alec and his dad reconnecting post war and you have said that, that was in canon and things go differently in canon divergence. How different is it? Does it go better then canon?

any universe where selene is alive has a higher chance of going better where ones where she is not, just by default

but in general, in canon divergence joseph has been convinced to evacuate safely rather than arrested for fighting to the end, he knows that there are rebels who have d2's best interest in mind, he knows there are some victors alive who have allied with said rebels, he knows his son is, at least in some fashion, in contact/aligned with them, so when the war ends he isn't in prison awaiting execution for refusing to recant his allegiance to the old regime

that already is worlds better than canon where alec fails to convince him not to die and has to go beg paul to do it for him

alec still doesn't like. try to TALK to his dad for several years i think. they're both still proud and stubborn and dumb about the whole thing and neither of them are good at listening to each other. but once petra convinces selene to reconnect with her family there's possibility of an inroad.

now i don't ............ know how that happens, still, because alec runs away out of district, and selene is SUPER embarrassed about being there and letting him take the fall and hopes he never finds out, so i'm not sure what the impetus for all these idiots actually managing to talk to each other is. but once they do it'll be better, lol

(honestly it might be jake and sara, at this point. who knows!)

[theguywithaplan]

List of Films Turning Ten (10) Years Old in 2025

American Ultra (stars Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart as stoners).

Ant-Man

Avengers: Age of Ultron (pretty short Age, if you ask me...)

Beasts of No Nation (stars Idris Elba as a warlord).

The Big Short (the favorite movie of the most annoying guy you know).

Black Mass (stars Johnny Depp as Whitey Bulger).

Bridge of Spies (directed by Spielberg, written by the Coen Brothers, and stars Tom Hanks. What more could you want?)

CHAPPiE

Cinderella (the live-action disney remake)

Creed (the successor to the Rocky movies

Crimson Peak (a gothic horror movie from Guillermo del Toro).

Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (a horror movie from Spike Lee).

The DUFF (stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend).

Ex Machina (the AI movie with Oscar Isaac).

Fant4stic

Fifty Shades of Grey

Focus (a pretty decent crime drama with Will Smith and Margot Robbie).

Furious 7

The Good Dinosaur (the rare misstep for Pixar).

Goosebumps (starring Jack Black as R. L. Stine).

The Green Inferno (a cannibal movie from Eli Roth).

The Hateful Eight (the eighth movie from Quentin Tarantino).

Hitman: Agent 47 (based on the video games).

Home (the DreamWorks movie starring Sheldon Cooper and Rihanna).

Hotel Transylvania 2

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2

Inside Out (one of Pixar's best)

Insidious: Chapter 3

It Follows (a fantastic horror movie).

Jem and the Holograms (I'm so sorry that you guys had to go through this).

Jupiter Ascending (an honest to god underappreciated sci-fi movie from the Wachowskis).

Jurassic World

Kingsman: The Secret Service (look up the church scene with Doom music. Thank me later).

Knock Knock (an erotic thriller starring Ana de Armas and Keanu Reeves)

Krampus

The Last Witch Hunter (a strange passion project from Vin Diesel).

Mad Max: Fury Road (greatest movie ever made, don't at me).

Magic Mike XXL

The Martian

Minions

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

The Night Before (a really fun Christmas movie with Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

Pan (a really terrible Peter Pan adaptation with Hugh Jackman).

Paper Towns (based on the John Green novel of the same name).

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

The Peanuts Movie

Pitch Perfect 2

Pixels (Pac-Man's da bad guy...?)

Poltergeist (the remake)

The Revenant (Leo DiCaprio got his Oscar, and all he had to do was get mauled by a bear).

Room (Brie Larson won an Oscar for this. Deserved).

Run All Night (Liam Neeson post-Taken).

San Andreas (not based on the GTA game.)

Sicario (Denis Villeneuve does not miss)

Southpaw (a boxing movie with Jake Gyllenhaal).

Spectre (the James Bond movie... it was just okay).

The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Spy (a shockingly good spy comedy with Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham).

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Steve Jobs

Straight Outta Compton (starring Ice Cube's son as Ice Cube).

Taken 3 (how were there three of these??)

Ted 2

Terminator Genisys (I'll defend Salvation, but not this).

Tomorrowland

Trainwreck (an Amy Schumer comedy. Approach with caution).

Vacation (a reboot of the National Lampoon Vacation movies).

The Visit (the movie where M. Night Shyamalan finally decided to stop sucking).

[phalpz]

BB26 as YouTubers

Angela = Trisha Paytas. Blonde, unhinged, mother, usually crying.

Chelsie = Mr. Beast. Powerful with an undeniable dark aura.

Tucker = PewDiePie. Had a good run.

Rubina = Grace Helbig. Could have been a big deal but ultimately a flop.

T'kor = Alfie Deyes. Disconnected from reality, has an accent.

Quinn = Tana Mongeau. Self-identified villian.

Julie Chen Moonves = James Charles. Actual villian.

Mackensy = Manny MUA. Easily manipulated.

Matt = RayWilliamJohnson. Gone and forgotten.

Cam = GraveyardGirl. Present and forgotten.

Joseph = Jake Paul. Dirtbag.

Leah = Sssniperwolf. Desired by men with porn addictions.

Cedric = Ryan Trahan. Oddly youthful vibes.

Brooklyn = Nikocado Avocado. In need of one or more prescriptions immediately.

Kenney = Michelle Phan. The less I know the better.

Kimo = Rhett and Link. Somehow still relevant.

Lisa = Freelee the Banana Girl. Never shuts the fuck up about food.

[the-daily-male]

Preliminary Bracket Masterpost

SIDE 1

Shuichi Saihara vs Yu Narukami

Jack Conte vs Jade Harley

Mads Mikkelsen vs Santino D'Antonio

Tyr vs Aurélien_Sama

Lon Hammond Jr. vs Jason Voorhees

Dave Strider vs Michael Stipe

Tim Drake (Red Robin) vs Barack Obama

Prince Henry of Wales vs Sandiction

Rekrap2 vs Russel Ziskey

Logan Howlett (Wolverine) vs Andreas Maler

Dark Cacao Cookie vs Galad Damodren

SIDE 2

Zeemyth vs Bela Lugosi

Kieran Culkin vs Corc Brady

001/Henry Creel/Vecna vs Eijirou Kirishima

Horus Lupercal vs Na-Hun

Remnan vs Godric Unicorn

Xornoth vs Matthew Murdock (Daredevil)

Papa Emeritus vs Lightsong

Johnnie Guilbert vs Ringo

Fitzwilliam Darcy Esquire vs Mark Bonnar

Dr. Andre Lee vs Martin "Marty" Steiber

Joseph Oda vs Albert Einstein

SIDE 3

King Magnifico vs Starlight Glimmer

Charles Smith vs SB737

Toya Todoroki/Dabi vs Richie Tozier

Saundor vs James McAvoy

Qifrey vs Paul David Hewson/Bono

Vampire!Milkman vs Gustav Elijah Åhr

Orpheus vs The Traitor Lord

Matrim Cauthon vs King Mendanbar

Cyrus Pynn/Cydeshow Cy vs Jake Webber

Hikaru Nakamura vs Mortimer

SIDE 4

Happy Chaos vs Commander John Shepard

Sawyer vs Chris Bumstead (CBum)

Ludwig Ahgren vs Bonnie Prince Charlie

Edgar Allan Poe vs Caine

Miles Edgeworth vs Michael Carpenter

Qibli vs Yusuke Kitagawa

Lance Crown vs Man O' War

Lord Huron vs Hiro Mizushima

Link vs Roman Torchwick

David Bowie vs James Spader

Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin vs Mask

SIDE 5

Thomas Raith vs Pete (the plug) Conlan

Totoro vs Colonel Hugh Pickering

King Arthur vs Scott Lang/Ant-Man

Hector of Troy vs Giovanni

Beast Boy (Garfield Logan) vs Soichiro Yagami

Nagito Komaeda vs Chris Colfer

Todd Chavez vs Preminger

Jordan Fisher vs Yo Yo Ma

Oscar Wilde vs Mephisto

Ulfric Stormcloak vs Ian Dury

Will Arnett vs Leonard Nimoy

SIDE 6

That Chief Guy vs Colby Brock

Hugo Vega vs John Lewis

JayMoji vs Spartacus

Billie Joe Armstrong vs Black☆Star

[1americanconservative]

@elonmusk

These awful people all need to be voted out, either in the primaries or the general election. They sully the Capitol Building with their presence.

THESE ARE THE 158 DEMOCRATS WHO VOTED AGAINST DEPORTING SEX OFFENDERS Alabama: -Terri Sewell California: -Pete Aguilar -Ami Bera -Julia Brownley -Salud Carbajal -Tony Cárdenas -Judy Chu -Jim Costa -Mark DeSaulnier -John Garamendi -Robert Garcia -Sylvia Garcia -Jimmy Gomez -Jared Huffman -Ro Khanna -Sydney Kamlager-Dove -Barbara Lee -Ted Lieu -Zoe Lofgren -Doris Matsui -Kevin Mullin -Grace Napolitano -Nancy Pelosi -Katie Porter -Linda Sánchez -Adam Schiff -Brad Sherman -Norma Torres -Mike Thompson -Maxine Waters Colorado: -Jason Crow -Diana DeGette -Brittany Pettersen -Joe Neguse Connecticut: -Rosa DeLauro -John Larson -James Himes Delaware: -Lisa Blunt Rochester Florida: -Kathy Castor -Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick -Lois Frankel -Maxwell Frost -Darren Soto -Frederica Wilson -Debbie Wasserman Schultz Georgia: -Sanford D. Bishop Jr. -Lucy McBath -Henry “Hank” Johnson -Nikema Williams -David Scott Hawaii: -Ed Case -Jill Tokuda Illinois: -Sean Casten -Danny Davis -Jesús “Chuy” Garcia -Jonathan Jackson -Raja Krishnamoorthi -Robin Kelly -Delia Ramirez -Janice Schakowsky -Mike Quigley -Bill Foster -Brad Schneider -Lauren Underwood Indiana: -André Carson Kentucky: -Morgan McGarvey Louisiana: -Troy Carter Maine: -Chellie Pingree Maryland: -Steny Hoyer -Glenn Ivey -Kweisi Mfume -Jamie Raskin C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger -John Sarbanes -David Trone Massachusetts: -Jake Auchincloss -Katherine Clark -Bill Keating -Seth Moulton -Ayanna Pressley -Richard Neal -Lori Trahan -James McGovern Michigan: -Dan Kildee -Debbie Dingell -Rashida Tlaib -Shri Thanedar -Haley Stevens Minnesota: -Betty McCollum -Ilhan Omar -Dean Phillips Mississippi: -Bennie Thompson Missouri: -Cori Bush -Emanuel Cleaver New Hampshire: -Ann Kuster New Jersey: -Andy Kim -Rob Menendez -Donald Norcross -Bonnie Watson Coleman -Frank Pallone New Mexico: -Melanie Stansbury -Teresa Leger Fernandez New York: -Jamaal Bowman -Adriano Espaillat -Hakeem Jeffries -Yvette Clarke -Gregory Meeks -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez -Jerrold Nadler -Nydia Velázquez -Paul Tonko -Dan Goldman -Ritchie Torres -Grace Meng -Joseph Morelle North Carolina: -Alma Adams -Valerie Foushee -Deborah Ross Ohio: -Shontel Brown -Joyce Beatty -Greg Landsman Oregon: -Earl Blumenauer -Suzanne Bonamici -Valerie Hoyle Pennsylvania: -Madeleine Dean -Mary Scanlon -Summer Lee Rhode Island: -Gabe Amo South Carolina: -James Clyburn Tennessee: -Steve Cohen Texas: -Greg Casar -Veronica Escobar -Joaquin Castro -Sylvia Garcia -Lloyd Doggett -Lizzie Fletcher -Al Green -Jasmine Crockett -Marc Veasey Vermont: -Becca Balint Virginia: -Donald Beyer -Gerald Connolly -Jennifer McClellan -Bobby Scott Washington: -Suzan DelBene -Derek Kilmer -Rick Larsen -Marilyn Strickland -Pramila Jayapal Wisconsin: -Gwen Moore -Mark Pocan Source: Newsweek