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ladies and gentleothers, it is official. i have acquired the long-awaited Second Pair of Shoes™.
hello Jadon! we will be friends.
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new kind of love
#jadon#sancho#jadon sancho#js10#bundesliga#bvb#manutd#borussia#dortmund#borussia dortmund#UCL#football
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he’s so boyfriend like actually
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@entertainmentguardian you
Well I’ll beast
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Himachal Pradesh: Cloudburst in Jadon village kills 7 people, leaves 3 unaccounted for, and destroys houses and a cowshed
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Dick: Is the plural of milf , milfs or milves.
Jason: Milfs.
Y/n: Milf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves.
Dick: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Bruce: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Bruce: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Y/n: Mom I'd Love to Fuck.
Dick: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Dick: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Bruce: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Jason: What? No! It isn't!
Bruce: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Y/n: Bruce...
Bruce: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Y/n: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Bruce: TIM, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Dick: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Jason: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Y/n: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Y/n: Damain, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Damain: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Y/n: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Tim.
Damain: Wait- Y/n, no-
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Jason: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Y/n: Heck.
Jason: You're on thin fucking ice.
Jason: Oh no-
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Jason: I owe you one.
Y/n: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Jason:
#batfamily x reader#batfamily#batfam incorrect quotes#yn incorrect quotes#dick grayson#jadon todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne x daughter!reader#bruce wayne#tim drake
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A Rainy Night and a Game of Truth or Dare~ Jadon Sancho
Request: yes!
The storm outside howled as rain lashed against the windows of Sancho's house. Inside, the living room was warm and filled with laughter, snacks scattered across the coffee table, and a group of friends gathered in a circle on the floor.
Someone — probably Noni, with his wild ideas — had suggested they play Truth or Dare to spice up the night. The game had been harmless fun at first, with silly dares and embarrassing truths. But things took an unexpected turn when someone pulled out a bottle to make the dares more interesting.
Sancho's friend, Cole, spun the bottle with a mischievous grin. It whirled and twirled, capturing everyone's attention until it finally slowed… and stopped.
It pointed directly at you and Sancho.
A chorus of gasps and giggles erupted from the group.
"Alright, here’s the dare," Cole announced, her eyes gleaming. "You two… ten minutes in the closet. Together."
Sancho immediately shot up from his spot on the floor. "Nah, am I seriously going to have to stay here with her?"
His friends laughed, blocking his escape. Noni stepped in front of the door, arms spread wide. "Oh no, Sancho. Rules are rules. You know that!"
"But this is stupid!" Sancho groaned. He turned toward you, as if seeking an ally. But you just shrugged, amused by how desperate he looked.
"Come on, Sancho," Cole tased. "What’s the worst that could happen? It’s only ten minutes."
Realizing he had no way out, Sancho sighed heavily and ran a hand through his messy hair. "Fine."
His friends cheered as they opened the closet door. Sancho stepped inside reluctantly, and you followed. The door closed behind you with a soft click, cutting off the laughter from outside.
The closet was dark and cramped, filled with the scent of cedar wood and faint traces of cologne from Sancho’s jackets. He leaned against one wall, arms crossed over his chest, staring at you with an unreadable expression.
"So… what do we do now?" he mumbled.
You shrugged again, leaning back against the opposite wall. "I don’t know. You’re the one who wanted to leave so badly. Why don’t you come up with something?"
He rolls his eyes, sighing and trying to think of something to do* "I’m bored." Sancho mumbled, looking around and then back at you.
"Isn’t there something we can do to get the time to go faster?" he crosses his arms again, looking away from you and looking at the ceiling
"What do you want to do?"
Sancho looks back at you, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed and looking at you with a sarcastic smile on his face
"What do you think I want to do?" He looked you up and down, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't know, I'm not in your brain" you say sarcastically
Jadon chuckles, still looking at you, his eyes on you as he takes a step towards you and slowly starts approaching you, looking at you smugly
"You don’t even have a hint of what I want?"
He continued to approach you, getting closer and closer
he smirks, now right in front of you, so close that your bodies are almost touching. He continues to smirk, looking down at you and leaning in a bit closer
"I think you should." he responds, still with the same smirk.
the smirk was still on his face as he leaned even closer to you, until he’s almost pinning you to the wall. He looked you up and down, still with his smirk, his body almost on yours
"Don’t you even have a guess?" He asks again, his smirk still on his face
"should I?" you tease him. Jadon lets out a laugh, his smirk widening, looking at you with a gleam in his eyes and leaning in ever closer, so close that one of his hands reaches out, gently holding onto your waist
"You’re very good at teasing, aren’t you?"
He lets out a laugh, his smirk widening, looking at you with a gleam in his eyes and leaning in ever closer, so close that one of his hands reaches out, gently holding onto your waist*
"You’re very good at teasing, aren’t you?"
"maybe" you look at him amused. Jadonlaughs, looking you up and down again and then back at your eyes, a slight smirk still on his face and one of his hands still on your waist
"You are definitely very good at teasing, princess." he says amusedly.
Jadon slowly, very slowly, began to start closing the distance between your bodies, pressing himself a bit more against you, both of his hands on your waist now
"You know, you look very cute when you tease me like that." you get closer to him
Jadon laughs again, his smirk widening as he feels your body against his. He looks down at you, his hands on your hips, pushing himself against you, his body flush against yours
"You’re cute, you know that?" He says amused
Jadon looks down at you, his smirk turning into a slight, soft smile, his hands still on your hips and his body pushed against you.
"You’re adorable, princess." he responds, his voice slightly quieter now, looking at your face and his eyes traveling down.
His hands slowly start to move up your body, from your hips to your back, his eyes following them as they go up.
"You know, we still have a few minutes left."
"So why don't we make the most of them?" .he laughs, looking at you with a sly smirk, his eyebrows raised. He leans in, his face getting closer to yours, his hands moving to your hips again, gently gripping them
"Oh, I like the sound of that."
Jadon laughs, looking at you with a sly smirk, his eyebrows raised. He leans in, his face getting closer to yours, his hands moving to your hips again, gently gripping them
"Oh, I like the sound of that." He moves closer to your face, his nose almost touching yours, his lips close to your ear. He whispers in your ear softly
"How about we make these last few minutes the most interesting minutes of this game? He laughs softly
"I'd be happy" you whisper. Sancho responds by getting even closer to your face, his nose almost touching yours. He chuckles, his eyes darting down to your lips before going back to your eyes, a smirk on his face
"Do you think you can handle that, princess?" "Try me"
Jadon laughs again, amused by your response. He looks at you with a smile on his face, a bit of a challenge on his eyes.
"You’re playing with fire, princess." He says quietly. He moves his hands to your hips again, gripping them, his face still close to yours, his lips just inches away, his smirk growing
"You’re being bold, princess. Am I rubbing off on you?"
"go on" you whisper. He lets out a laugh, amused by your response and your boldness. He moves a bit closer towards you, closing what little distance is left between your bodies and gently gripping your hips, his face now only inches away from yours
"Oh, I think I definitely am rubbing off on you, princess."
Jadon moves one of his hands up to your face, gently tucking a lock of hair behind your ear and his other hand still on your hip. He looks down at you, his smirk ever so slightly growing
"You know, I kind of like this bold version of you, princess."
you look at him mischievously and stroke his hair. Jadon lets out a low chuckle, amused by the feeling of you stroking his hair. He leans in a bit more, his lips just a few millimeters away from yours
"Are you getting cocky all of a sudden?" he asks, his smirk still ever-present.
smile and kiss him. He freezes for a second as you kiss him, surprised by your boldness for a moment, but he immediately kisses you back, his hands moving from your hips to your face, gently cupping your face as he kisses you back.
Jadon pulls away, breaking the kiss for a moment so that he can look at your face, a smile on his face, his hands still on your face, gently cupping it
"You're being very daring today, princess." He says, his voice low and soft.
"and you like this" you say mischievously. He laughs, looking at you and still with a bit of a smirk
"Oh yeah, I definitely like this new you." he moves his hands from your face back to your hips, gently gripping them again.
Jadon laughs, looking at you and still with a bit of a smirk"Oh yeah, I definitely like this new you."
He moves his hands from your face back to your hips, gently gripping them again.
"I could say the same thing" you whisper and suck his bottom lip. Jadon lets out a low chuckle, amused by your response, but still trying to maintain his demeanor. A slight shiver runs through his body as you gently suck on his bottom lip, the sensation sending a pleasant feeling through him
"Careful, princess. You're really getting bold."
smile and kiss his jaw. He shivers slightly as you kiss his jaw, the feeling of your lips on his skin sending a bolt of electricity through him. He closes his eyes for a moment, before opening them again to look at you.
"You’re making this really difficult for me to be this whole nonchalant, arrogant thing, you know that?"
Jadon lets out a laugh, trying to maintain his smirk while at the same time trying to hide the effect you’re having on him, his hands gripping your hips a bit tighter
"You don’t realize how hard you’re making it for me to keep up the whole ‘sarcastic, nonchalant’ act. You’re making it really difficult for me to not just-“
He breaks off mid sentence, cutting himself off before he said something incriminating
"just?" you whisper seductively. Jadon freezes for a second again as you say that, a shiver running through his body at the tone of your voice. He pauses for a moment before answering, a hint of a smirk on his face
"Just shut you up. In the best way possible." he responds jokingly, his tone clearly masking a bit of desire.
You look at him seductively and move closer to him "I don't think so".
He laughs softly, clearly noticing that you’re trying to get a reaction from him. He looks at you with a smirk, his eyes running over your face
"Don’t you? You should be careful, princess. You’re making this really hard for me to control myself around you."
Jadon looks at you for a moment, his eyes looking down at your face before gently gripping your hips, pulling you a bit closer to him. He looks at you, his eyes holding something like a challenge in them
"Are you trying to drive me crazy?” he mutters looking at you
"Yes" you respond with a little smile
He lets out a soft laugh, his eyes still looking into yours. The look on his face is a mix of amusement and a bit of frustration, his hands still on your hips
"You’re doing a damn good job at it. And you know exactly what you’re doing too, don’t you princess?"
Jadon moves a little closer to you again, his body almost flush against yours, his hands gripping your hips a bit tighter
"You’re really testing my limits, princess. You’re really pushing it.”
you smile and kiss his jaw "time is running out"
Jadon shivers a bit as you kiss his jaw, closing his eyes for a moment before opening them again to look at you. There’s a mixture of desire and irritation in his eyes, and he lets out a slight laugh
"Oh, you’re just trying to provoke me at this point, aren’t you? Teasing me and pushing my buttons."
You go down to his neck and kiss him .
Jadon closes his eyes again as you move to his neck, your lips on his skin sending a jolt through him, a low, almost involuntary moan escaping his lips, which he quickly tries to cover up but fails
"You’re making this hard. So damn hard. You know that, don’t you? You know what you’re doing to me.”
"maybe" you tease him and give him a hickey. Time's up and you're out of the closet
Jadon lets out a soft curse as you give him a hickey, shutting his eyes for a moment and letting out a soft, very quiet, moan. He slowly opens his eyes, looking at you with a look that looks a bit like a combination of irritation and desire*
"Damn it, princess. You’re gonna get yourself in trouble if you keep that up."
He lets out a frustrated but amused laugh, running his hand through his hair and looking at you with an expression of slight anger but clear desire in his eyes, frustrated and a bit annoyed that you got the best of him
"Yeah, the game is over. You’re going to be the death of me, you know that princess?"
You came out of the closet and your friends Noni and Cole they were watching you. Sancho follows you out of the closet, coming face to face with Noni and Cole, who are both looking between the two of you, a very clear look of amusement on both of their faces.
He tries to maintain his demeanor, his usual cocky and nonchalant expression crossing his face, but it’s clear that he’s a bit worked up. HIs friends are clearly enjoying this, giving him looks that say ‘nice job, dude.’ Noni looks at you and then looks at him, her expression screaming the words ‘oh, you’re so screwed.’ Cole looks amused, and gives the two of you a look that clearly says ‘oooooh, trouble.’
Sancho tries to play it off, rolling his eyes and giving them a look that says ‘knock it off.’ The two of them continue to look very amused, Noni laughing quietly to herself, and Cole giving him a smirk
#jadon sancho smut#jadon sancho#chelsea fc#footballer imagine#footballer x y/n#football x you#football x y/n#cole palmer#english footballers#football imagine#football fanfic#football blurb#football fluff#football x oc#football x reader#footballer x you#footballer x reader#noni madueke
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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
and
Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
Best viewed on desktop!
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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
#mason mount#marcus rashford#declan rice#martin odegaard#trent alexander arnold#ruben dias#cristiano ronaldo#ben chilwell#christian pulisic#dominik szoboszlai#leah williamson#jude bellingham#andy robertson#darwin nunez#bukayo saka#son heung min#kylian mbappe#erling haaland#jadon sancho#kai havertz#karim benzema#jurgen klopp#jarrod bowen#leandro trossard#sarina wiegman#pep guardiola#harry kane#james maddison#carlo ancelotti#kieran tierney
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made an image and a half, also, gave him the jadon 3 pisas vicariously. i cant afford em
#hlvrai#benrey#my art#joke#half life vr but the ai is self aware#benry#benrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenry#the previous version of this meme had a guy from fallout . and i accidently spoiled my bfs fresh fnv run with him#so i fixed it 4 him#doc martens jadon iii pisa#yeah i dont advertise for free 😤
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Instagram : VanillaSyndrome
#instagram#vanillasyndrome#DrMartens#jadon#boots#Black Boots#tee#t-shirt#black t-shirt#white rose#rose print#kanken#all black#fashion#street fashion#street style#style#cool#cool style#soft grunge#outfit#black style#dark style#heart choker#cute
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Think about if talia decided since Bruce adopted children they were her children now too. Ra loans everytime he has to update the family registry from Bruce's side.
So talia and dick hate each other. But when dick was in school and got sick, Bruce couldn't come, and alfred couldn't come at this point. talia was pregnant, like 6 months in ans in America, for some random craving. Dick had them call her. He wasn't sure the number he had for her was still working but it was.
Nurses:good after noon is this Richard Grayson Wayne's mother
Talia: ...yes...
Nurse: he is sick,we are asking you to pick him up since there are no other person available.
Talia: okay...
Talia shows up in her car and shocks Dick with her very pregnant belly and the two go to the hospital and them back to the manor were she took care of him until alfred came. Who convinced her to stay, until Bruce came and found out she was pregnant and tried to hide it from him. Before they started yelling at each other. Talia heard a cry and ran up to thr boys room and Dick looked he'd in the eyes and started sobbing. Bruce followed and the two cared for dick for a week.
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With Barbara, talia used to spar alot, so when she lost her ability to use her legs talia, almost killed joker. She would have too but decided against it upon the girls wishes.
It was hard at first with she not wanting to do anything for days or not eating or sleeping. Burce didn't know what to do, the commissioner was in the same ball part. All they could do was support her and try to get her to do basic things. Even when she screamed at them for her having to use a wheel chair.
Talia came and sat down with her in a room and nobody knows what happened. They just know Barbara was crying in her arms when they went back in clinging to her clothes. Sometimes talia would walk with her and they didn't stop sparing no. After Barbara discovered she liked computers, they had spars by hacking each other nobody was going to give in even now thier are codes and viruses they are trying to de code every time they do they put a mark on a score board. Rules are
1. Not alowed to ask for outside help.
2. You must do the work with your own hands
3. Talk when it's too hard
4. Think about what would joker not do.
5.have fun.
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Jason had always known he had Bruce and a mother he also knows his elder brother hates thier mother, loves her aswell but hates her. He knows he has another sibling because he's seen the baby that gets dropped off with gifts.
One day when alone at home with the baby, talia comes buy and sees him in the kitchen trying to make something to eat and fail.
Talia teaches him how to cook something simple and now the make meals together when ever she visits. Making dick come by more. One day he asked her
J:mom.
T:yes
J:dad and dick are fighting and I think it's because of me
T: ....why would you think that
J: I think it's because I'm robin
T:no dear, your dad is just bad at talking to people and your brother got it from him, he just hides it by being happy most of the time. When I first met him he was an angry boy and he still is.
Talia made and stayed for dinner forcing much to Alfred's joy Bruce and Dick to talk or so help her she would have them sleep in the dog house. While Bruce tried to argue she can't do that in his house. Dick knew better than to fight her because well she wad his mother. Talia slept in Bruce's room and he slept in a guest room and in the morning he got burnt food dick and Jason and alfred found this to be peak entertainment and if baby dami laughed nobody was upset this continues for 2 months then Bruce apologised. Bruce learned his wife could be more stubborn than him.
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Cas shows up one day? Yea but talia immediately noticed when she walked in that there was a girl in the house. She went into the kitchen and looked at the ceiling.
T:girl get down and greet your little brother then call down the rest of who is here
Cass is shocked and did as told the boys rushed down the stairs when talia makes a mark on the black board to day she un did 4 viruses. Dick picked up baby damian and cas just watched like a cat how the daughter of ra blended so well within the world of the Wayne's. But didn't even try to go into the bat
When she and cass really bonded was when she had a nightmare, of her dad. She loves her dad. She understood why he did what he did but he also hurt her by doing it. She understood he loves her but it hurt so much in the end. She found herself sitting beside talia as she fed Damain.
T: I understand
C:[you wrong] she was still learning to sign
T:I do , my father isn't just like yours but they are similar.
C: [how?]
T:he does things that hurt me and damian I leave when it hurts my baby. He knows I leave because it will hurt my baby. I understand why he feels like he needs to do this, for the most part but it still hurts me. But it's hard to hate him when I love him too.
C:[...]
In the end Cassandra cried in talias side and talia ran her hand through her hair. Now w
Cassandra has a baba[Bruce] , a daddy, and a mama.
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Tim was a surprise... talia had taken Damain into hiding in the aftermath of jasons death.not being able to let her son go she takes his body with an angry split with Bruce. It takes a few years until she came back there was a spoiler and a Robin.
Tim was injured at titans tower by Jason when talia showed up with a spoon in her hand and smcked the taller boy in the back of his head before scolding him in Arab for hurting his little brother.
She turned to Tim and sighed. "I'll see you at dinner. You will be at dinner."
She left no room for argument and Jason was pouting. Dick ws in the plane because she picked him up to watch his tolder brother while she wrongled her zombie son from hurting her Sleep deprived son.
T:"y-"
Talia :"I'm not asking I'm telling get your stuff and get in the plan before I hit you next"
Tim had never moved faster. He went into the plane and saw a baby in dicks lap and he looked at Tim and laughed
D:dami that's your older brother Tim say hi tim
Dami: hi Tim.
D:*squeals*
Tim flabbergasted sits down, Jason gets red in by his hair and the plan takes off. To Gotham.
D:"mom~¡!~¡! JASON HIT TIM AGAIN"
J:" you rat! Mom he's lying!!!!!!@!"
Tim:*confused boy blinking* "he...hit me"
J:"they are!!! Lying"
Talia:"If I hear anyone hitting anyone so help me god I'll turn this whole plane around!"
J:leans over to time with a glare and whispers "snitches get stitches"
Tim: I understand it now. "MAMA!"
Jason is yelled at for thr rest of the ride much to Tim's pleasure he grinned. Dick looked proud.
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Her bonding with steph happened naturally, it didn't have an event it kinda just happened. They liked to watch t.v together and talia likes waffles surprising and steph didn't mind sharing.but now they have waffle day when ever talia gets to visit. (I'm lazy I've been wring this for 2 days I think I relapsing on bad eating habits)
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Duke just needed a mom when he needed a mom. Someone to cry and talk to someone to hug him and tell him he's enough after all these years talia got pretty good at it too.
#damian al ghul#batman#alt au#headcanon#dick grayson#jadon todd#tim drake#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#talia al ghul#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#ra is mentioned#funny headcanon#talia is good parent
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📸: Florence Pernet
#marco reus#nico schlotterbeck#mats hummels#jadon sancho#emre can#julian ryerson#niclas füllkrug#borussia dortmund#bvb09#bvb#ucl 23/24
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He's really that dad trying to keep up with the kids
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