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#jude bellingham#la liga#real madrid#bellingham#rmcf#jude#jude victor willliam bellingham#rma#jadon malik sancho#jadon#jadon sancho#sancho
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new kind of love
#jadon#sancho#jadon sancho#js10#bundesliga#bvb#manutd#borussia#dortmund#borussia dortmund#UCL#football
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he’s so boyfriend like actually
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@entertainmentguardian
I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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Himachal Pradesh: Cloudburst in Jadon village kills 7 people, leaves 3 unaccounted for, and destroys houses and a cowshed
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jude went over to hug almost every dortmund player before the trophy presentation 🥺 that jadon jude hug was filled with so much love for each other 🥹🫶🏽
#jude bellingham#la liga#real madrid#bellingham#rmcf#jude#jude victor willliam bellingham#rma#bvb#bvb09#ballsportverein borussia#borussia dortmund#borussia bvb#jadon malik sancho#jadon#jadon sancho#sancho
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Dick: Is the plural of milf , milfs or milves.
Jason: Milfs.
Y/n: Milf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves.
Dick: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Bruce: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Bruce: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Y/n: Mom I'd Love to Fuck.
Dick: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Dick: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Bruce: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Jason: What? No! It isn't!
Bruce: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Y/n: Bruce...
Bruce: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Y/n: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Bruce: TIM, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Dick: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Jason: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Y/n: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Y/n: Damain, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Damain: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Y/n: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Tim.
Damain: Wait- Y/n, no-
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Jason: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Y/n: Heck.
Jason: You're on thin fucking ice.
Jason: Oh no-
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Jason: I owe you one.
Y/n: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Jason:
#batfamily x reader#batfamily#batfam incorrect quotes#yn incorrect quotes#dick grayson#jadon todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne x daughter!reader#bruce wayne#tim drake
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made an image and a half, also, gave him the jadon 3 pisas vicariously. i cant afford em
#hlvrai#benrey#my art#joke#half life vr but the ai is self aware#benry#benrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenry#the previous version of this meme had a guy from fallout . and i accidently spoiled my bfs fresh fnv run with him#so i fixed it 4 him#doc martens jadon iii pisa#yeah i dont advertise for free 😤
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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
#mason mount#marcus rashford#declan rice#martin odegaard#trent alexander arnold#ruben dias#cristiano ronaldo#ben chilwell#christian pulisic#dominik szoboszlai#leah williamson#jude bellingham#andy robertson#darwin nunez#bukayo saka#son heung min#kylian mbappe#erling haaland#jadon sancho#kai havertz#karim benzema#jurgen klopp#jarrod bowen#leandro trossard#sarina wiegman#pep guardiola#harry kane#james maddison#carlo ancelotti#kieran tierney
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Instagram : VanillaSyndrome
#instagram#vanillasyndrome#DrMartens#jadon#boots#Black Boots#tee#t-shirt#black t-shirt#white rose#rose print#kanken#all black#fashion#street fashion#street style#style#cool#cool style#soft grunge#outfit#black style#dark style#heart choker#cute
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📸: Florence Pernet
#marco reus#nico schlotterbeck#mats hummels#jadon sancho#emre can#julian ryerson#niclas füllkrug#borussia dortmund#bvb09#bvb#ucl 23/24
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@entertainmentguardian
going
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He's really that dad trying to keep up with the kids
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