#Jack crocker

[mary-su-is-ruining-my-life]

thinking about uncle dirk

[hadthatdreamagain]

God tier brain storms, nothing finalized yet

[vantask430]

transmasc jane changez hiz name to jack btw. if u even care

[cringefail-clown]

turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out

jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop

dirk: seagull + hal

roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish

jake: gcat + his dreamself

[meraki-sunset]

If the gf fans get steve sketches can the hs fans get crow sketches 👉👈🥺

Of course! Tho most of the sketches i have are full of spoilers so this are only the safe ones

[eyeonyou]

TEREZI => THAT HOT FISH GIRL JUST ROBBED YOUR CLOSE GALPAL! DISPENSE APPROPRIATE JUSTICE!

JUST1C3 1N TH1S 1NST4NC3 M34NS T4K1NG H3R SH1T 1N 4 B34UT1FUL FUNCT1ON OF K4RM4. YOU 4R3 JUST ON3 COG 1N TH3 GR34T M4CH1N3 OF TH3 L4W >:]

[phonification]

old homestuckisms i never crossposted here .. whoopsies

[schnuffel-danny]

so hear me out-

[r0semultiverse]

Hey, Jake & Jack fans, is this anything?

Both men imprisoned (literal & metaphorical).

Both offered an out from their current predicament by an outside force (arguably in the case of Brain Ghost Dirk).

Both have loose ties to Lord English visually.

Yellow initial glow & Gamzee involvement too.

Sometimes a guy just needs to explode (same pose too).

Both dual wielding weapons.

That same said weapon type (for Jack Noir) having killed Jane Crocker.

It's really looking like Jake is going to do her in.

I would also like to point out that we've had interactions involving these three (Jane, Jake, and Brain Ghost Dirk) before that consisted of similar topics & themes.

Brain Ghost Dirk implying that he's just there as moral support, a manifestation of Jake's powers, and as a coping mechanism. Jane also talking about ruling an empire with him while talking down to him, similar to how she saw and/or still sees him in Beyond Canon's Candy timeline. Jake also being uncertain about doing anything to harm her despite all the bad things she's doing.

Brain Ghost Dirk going away tells us that Jake's more hopeful than he's ever been. This is the moment where he is the most sure of his decisions than he's ever been in his life, whatever those decisions may be in regards to Jane and how to handle this situation.

He is probably going to shoot Jane down, quite literally. I would also argue that after all this time, the lad isn't beating the Lord English allegations. We might as well have a parallel of him killing Jane much like how Jack Noir killed her right before he got possessed by Lil Cal & given some of Lord English's immense power.

Alternatively maybe we'll get to see what the power of hope or hope bullets can do to someone whose done so much wrong & come so far off the deep end in terms of moral wrongdoings. Maybe with every shot that hits her, she'll begin to be swayed to the side of good & start to self-reflect.

I'm still not fully convinced that Gamzee actually cured Tavros' peanut allergy, I mean just look at the panel.

This could absolutely be interpreted as Jake injecting his hope power into the epipen and by proxy injecting both his power & the epipen into his son! If younger Jake is strong enough to defeat Grimbark Jade, then adult Jake might just be strong enough to defeat a peanut allergy is all I'm saying! In fact, now that I'm rambling about it, this seems like the more likely outcome is Jake's hope power swaying or (in the very least) confusing Jane mid-fight. Hope bullets, they would look cool & would be pretty strong!

The power of believing in others & wanting things to change can be a strong tool indeed, Mister English.

If there's one person who still believes in changing Jane's mind (or bringing her back to proper canonicity depending on how you interpret the recent lore), it would be Jake English, the believer.

Okay, maybe this is something! Tally ho!

[ashestwoashes]

array of shitposts

[tournamentstuck]

Lets kick this blog off with a narrowed scope popularity poll !!

! Favorite Character Who Survived Homestuck Tournament !

This is a masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Spoiler warning: This is a tournament that is all about the end of the comic so if you havent gotten there yet then, go read homestuck !! Winner: Jade Harley !

Final Rounds:

Terezi VS Jade

Roxy VS WV (battle for bronze)

Semi Finals: Roxy VS Terezi

Jade VS WV

Round Three:

Roxy VS Karkat

Jade VS Casey

WV VS Calliope

Terezi VS Kanaya

Round Two:

WV VS Nanasprite (PRC) Calliope VS MSPA Reader Aradia VS Roxy Jack Noir (Beta Session) VS Karkat Terezi VS Dad Crocker Kanaya VS Rose Nanasprite(PRC) VS Jade Casey VS PM

Round One: John VS Aradia Roxy VS Jake Lil Seb VS Jack Noir (Beta Session) Karkat VS Dave Terezi VS Jane Crowbar VS Dad Crocker Vriska VS Kanaya Rose VS Sollux Ms. Paint VS Nanasprite(PRC) Dirk VS Jade Casey VS Lord English Jasprose VS PM WV VS Davepeta Nanasprite(PRC) VS Caliborn Calliope VS Gcatavrosprite MSPA Reader VS Swifer Eggmop

[mary-su-is-ruining-my-life]

unfinished art dump

(leijon descendent in the last image is moggie by @mtsodie btww)

[hadthatdreamagain]

I finally have them all

read V2 if u want

[droppingartintotheinfinite]

i just think about him a lot ok

[garysprites]

collection of sprites from the decanonized homestuck snapchat epilogue

[bullet-prooflove]

Kinktober 24 Bingo Card Complete!

All Kinktober fics are now done and scheduled!

As usual these will be posted for early release on Patreon!

See below for Tumblr release dates and blurbs:

1st Oct - Everything You Need - Mike McLusky - Things get rough between you and Mike when the both of you struggle to commit. (Bingo Square: Rough Sex)

2nd - Into The Woods - Jack Dayton - Jack plays into one of your fantasies out in the woods. (Bingo Square: Predator/Prey)

3rd - Marks - Ryan Yellowstone - The marks you leave on Ryan's skin result in a relationship change. (Bingo Square: Marks) - Fluff piece

4th: Punishment - Terry Silver - Terry decides to punish you when you get a little mischevious. (Bingo Square: Impact Play)

5th - Full - Nick Torres - You tell Nick a fantasy of yours that results in you being filled. (Bingo Square: Sex Toys)

6th: Worship At Your Alter - Chibs - Chibs offers to get down on his knees when he realises you've never experianced oral. (Bingo Square: Show Me How You Like It)

7th - Sheet Music - Dwayne Pride - Dwayne and you have your own sweet song. (Bingo Square: Nipple Play)

8th - Pretty As A Picture - Will LaMontagne - You look pretty as a picture laid out across Will's bed. (Bingo Square: Temperature Play)

9th - Mood - Duke Crocker - Duke gets into a dark mood when he sees you with another man. (Bingo Square: Choking)

10th - Always - Dean Winchester - A naughty act leads Dean to get a little needy. (Bingo Square: Anal)

11th - Rhinestones - Mitch Keller - Mitch recounts his first time with Miss Oklahoma 2014. (Bingo Square: Wild Card)

12th - Paradise - Chef Luca - Making love to you has always been a spiritual experiance. (Bingo Square: Public Sex)