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ferrari how can you make a black suit look ugly
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Come on. You can't stay out here. (Andor 2x12)
#andoredit#starwarsedit#swedit#swladies#swshows#andor#andor spoilers#vel sartha#kleya marki#*mine#i would like to have a friendly chat with the person who thought it'd be okay to make this scene basically BLACK#just know i TRIED with the coloring lol#anyway. this was wholesome of vel. i don't ship velkleya in any way (neither past nor future)#but their dynamic is interesting
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Ughhhh they’re so stupid i hate them
#one piece#art#fanart#sketches#comic#sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro#sanzo#zosan#this definitely happened ik because im literally oda#basically sanji getting annoyed with zoro and giving him rice balls just to make him leave#it horribly backfired obviously and now zoro just comes to bother him until he gives him food
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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'I want to be a part of an edgy/morbid music based subculture but im too much of a soft eared pussy to listen to edgy or morbid music that isnt pop' is, was and will be an embarassing take
#i dont even 'identify' as a metalhead/goth/punk bc i like variety of these too much to label muself as just 1 of it if it makes sense#and i do dress pretty basic on daily basis. some band tshirts n combat boots sometimes black lipstick but thats it#but this shit is so embarassing truly
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.Bring the Dry Devil wine simulator 1403, Make the Dry Devil wet simulator 1403, Make out with the Dry Devil simulat-.
Edit: How the fuck did I draw this an hour before getting this dialogue what the fuck 😭😭😭😭. [.Spoilers below.]
#spoiler#henry of skalitz#kingdom come deliverance 2#dry devil#the dry devil#kcd2#kcd#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come deliverance 2 spoilers#hynek jevisovsky of kunstadt#sketch#video#.me meeting the dry devil for the first time -soft awooga-.#.me hearing the dry devil for the first time -big awooga 😩🙌.#.im 100% hansry jsyk but i need to live vicariously through henry to kiss my boy DD over here.#.theres no ship name so im just gonna supply you with some.#dryhenry#hennek#.thats all i got.#henry x dry devil#dry devil x henry#.i mean js it even idk.#.its basically me wanting to get new dialogue from him and just giving him wine over and over.#.boy i sure do hope my fave boy doesnt die or betray me becauxe i havent finished this game yet.#.do i make an oc just to kiss him or is that too insane.#.however i will make henry shorter than everyone and u cannot stop me idc if theyre like the same height in game.#.YES my Henry is black and yellow all over obv.#.nervous laughter hahaha NOBODY WOULD HAVW PREDICTED ME BEING A DRY DEVIL KISSER.
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Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff The Avengers (2012)
matching each others freak
#marveledit#dailymarvelgifs#steverogersedit#blackwidowedit#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#black widow#captain america#the avengers#my gifs#another one baby#this came along a lot easier and faster#helps that it was all one scene so i could do basically the same coloring and stuff#anyways i love this scene it makes me fucking crazy#i love these two im so sad about what happened to them individually but also as a duo#they barely know each other at this point in the avengers but steve totally goes with her completely bonkers idea to hitch a ride on one#of the aliens?? like shes out of her mind#shes not enhanced or anything either the way steve is like yeah shes a badass and very capable but shes also very much human#but he doesnt argue with her at all he sees her throughline and is like well she wouldnt suggest it if she couldnt pull it off#and his like.... awestruck look as she zooms away...... i know he thinks shes so cool#i just love them i love nat and steve as friends i love their dynamic#i dont ship them romantically but like. i do get it
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i'm seeing horsegirl outlaw shadow around and wanted to join....but in my own way. an idea that took a while to finally draw
#obligatory He Would Name His Seikret After His Bike#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#monster hunter#monster hunter wilds#seikret#i thought of making the armor black and red but it would probably blend in too much?#also lol i just realized i gave him basically the same armor and seikret caparison as i use
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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#this is a joke post but it also. isn't#like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that#(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it#like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice#idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone#and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here#but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it#and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with#ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025#if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it#also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs#who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women#I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era
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MIKE WHEELER IN EVERY EPISODE [15/42] 2.07 The Lost Sister
#byler#mike wheeler#mine:gif#*mike#gradient inspired by the mike's bassment beats spotify playlist#i love gradient gifs so much#this was easy to make because of the black background#i mean not the best mike scene but at least there's one#unlike 4.07#that has none and i just realized#so basically it's not 42 episodes but 41#whatever
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Reminder for pride month that queerness is not limited to whiteness and if you erase non white queers, when talking about the community, every queer person who isn't white gets to throw rocks at you and shoot you out of a cannon 💖
#my random stuff#queer#queer community#tag storytime for my mutuals:#so; my 6th form wanted to do some stuff for pride month#so one of the guys in our year (he's queer- idk if he's got specific labels and white btw) printed out some photos of queer celebrities#those celebs being- ellen degeneres; troy sivan; judge rinder; adam lambert; and Kristen stewart#which annoyed me on like. 3 counts#first or all. ellen???? so many lesbian celebrities out there and you pick ellen??#second of all. where are all the ICONS of the community. like not just celebs well known to queers; but the ones straights know as well??#freddie mercury??? bowie?? elton?? even like. chappell roan would work better than the ones he picked#and third (and most annoying)#WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE BRO????#i asked him about this and he said “dunno. i don't know any black queer people”#do you realise how that sounds??? you're just making that statement with zero self reflection????#dude; our community would not fucking exist today without queers of colour !!!#also like. Freddie Mercury; possibly THE MOST OBVIOUS CHOICE isn't white !!#there's people like megan thee stallion; janelle monae; ncuti gatwa; demi lovato; cynthia erivo; tyler the creator THE LIST FUCKING GOES ON#even if you want to keep the list mainstream; there's still loads!! a bunch that i didn't even put in that last tag!!#so this evening i basically compiled a powerpoint of queer and non white celebrities (as well as some of the icons he had overlooked)#and sent it to our head of 6th form saying “it upset me that all the pictures from today were all white. here's some non white queer people”#hopefully I'll get to put the pictures up tomorrow#this post is brought to you by a half chinese queer person#and if you say anything nasty on this post i will throw rocks at you and launch you from a canon
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Even if Marcus having a daughter did turn out to be the red flag in season 1 that showed where season 2 was headed socially and politically, that plot point didn't need to be mutually exclusive with a season 2 plot that was nuanced and interesting re: Piltover vs. Zaun.
Marcus had multiple opportunities in season 1 to stop what he was doing with Silco and actually prioritize his daughter (and his life with her) - or just stop Silco himself, if Marcus had been willing to die or go to prison - but his personal biases and the opportunity for personal gain kept winning out over and over, leading to his death. Which was tragic - even if many of us didn't feel that bad for him - yet inevitable. I never got the sense that Marcus in season 1 was indicating a "both sides are the same" or "we should all just work together" type of plot, but rather, "Here is what the privileged are willing to do - and not do - to maintain the status quo."
In watching season 1, between Marcus having a daughter, Jayce being easily led and reaching too far with his power, and Caitlyn's naivete, I thought that the Piltover plot was taking us to a place where these more privileged characters see opportunities to do better wrt the undercity, but because of ignorance, personal gain, personal biases, or personal injury and trauma, they actively choose to perpetuate the sociopolitical divide and find ways to justify these choices for themselves, regardless of any opportunities they may have to learn, grow, and do better specifically with regards to the undercity. Which helps shed light on why irl power structures seem so rigid and unchanging despite everything. This doesn't mean that the Piltover characters needed to die or anything, but I do think it would've been more interesting if the tragedy element was kept ("fate worse than death" types of tragic endings are more interesting anyway imo), the Piltover/Zaun conflict wasn't "solved" in the end, and the impact of Piltover's apathy and violence wasn't brushed aside. Particularly if there had been a real undercity uprising plotline.
#arcane#arcane critical#marcus#i know it's more complicated than that especially with regards to the most powerful characters like heimerdinger mel silco and others#silco is interesting bc i personally think his deal with jayce - if it had happened - would have created its own problems#and i don't think the writers think of their treaty in that way which is... frustrating in and of itself#but basically i need to think more about what would have upset the status quo more - silco's treaty or attacking piltover#the answer doesn't feel obvious just because like. did jinx's attack on the council work? not at all#this kind of plot for season 1/2 would've needed more serious writing for heimerdinger for one thing. acknowledging his hand in piltover#i think mel still works as long as she gets to have a plot that really is about fighting back against noxus and its ideology#rather than being whisked away by the black rose. like her game of thrones esque plotline is a different beast but it still works well#bc of what she stands to gain - but also what she'd have to give up - to put up her own resistance if that makes sense
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prongsfoot moves in together after school and it's a total disaster. you think their rich kid asses know how to do the dishes?? do their laundry?? FOLD THEIR CLOTHES??
#NOPE#literally all their friends are coming over at all hours to teach them basic stuff#“now james THIS is how you make an omelet. don't forget to take out the eggshells!”#“okay sirius you press THIS button. never forget the detergent!”#“nooo james don't just throw your clothes in the bin! FOLD THEM!!!”#sirius black#james fleamont potter#prongsfoot#muggle au#marauders era#marauders#hp marauders#dead gay wizards#harry potter#sunnysays
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EoW Zelda and Link designs
#loz#loz eow#the legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#zelda#link#josh art tag#this took me waayyyy too long#but ive been meaning to do it for a while since honestly not long after posting my first design for Zelda#i ended up making this new one instead#so the last ref sheet has been outdated for a while#and people still reblog it sometimes!#i really like the new color palette for Zel#the last one just didnt feel as cohesive#also i love giving them brown eyes <3#like i am absolutely not trying to police how other people draw them or anything. at the end of the day its just eye color#but like#its a slight bummer when so many people give them blue eyes... a majority of links and zeldas have blue eyes (and blond/pale hair)#like the only real exception i can think of is botw/totk zelda having green eyes#and i get that pale hair and blue eyes do look good like they are a good combo#but i want some variety!! and with the toony artstyles u can choose any color and have it not necessarily be incorrect#with toony black eyes i usually go for brown/gray/black for eye color to sorta match the toony look somewhat#but i was also lowkey considering purple for zeldas eyes. cuz i could do anything really since all we have to go off of is toony black eyes#so like im not trying to be mean at all i just think its a missed opportunity to go for blue instead of other more unique options#and honestly blond and brown eyes is an underrated combo they look really good together#but yea so basically anyone who gives them brown eyes (or other unique colors) u r awesome and i appreciate u <3#but if u use blue thats valid too dont let me stop u if u really do like how they look with blue that isnt what im trying to do here
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Feeling insane after making a plushie like i needed to breath, first human one i've made, i truly just winged it, zero tutorials just a rabid need to create him, Victor Frankenstein style, that's why he looks silly but I love him like that!
Might take some weeks but will make a proper post of it once i get all the clothes muahaha but here's a sneak! Black Jack!
(Bowtie is a stand in for now)


#i will ask my mom for help with making the jacket although in my design i changed it to a kind of cape to be easier#but what i wanted most was the surgeon outfit (<- uhm idk what the name is in english only know scrubs but not sure if it applies here)#actually my mom works in an hospital (pretty small one basically just psychiatric or pacients who are staying to be regularly checked#So i kinda wanna go to my mom's service and take photos of the plushie black jack in the break room cause they have a whole kitchen set#And LIKE TWO AIR FRYERS and i think that's hilarious#plus meeting my mom's friends cuz there's some nice ladies there#mytxt#black jack
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OK I am just gonna say it.
In regards to the whole "The writers said Ironwood sacraficing his arm means he is giving up his humanity" thing?
I think that they are 100% talking from Ironwood's perspective there.
Now hear me out.
Ironwood is one of the people who most dehumanizes Penny. Yeah sure he's superficially 'nice' when everything is going his way. Be he explicitly had her made as a weapon and the moment its more convenient to treat her as a tool than a person he does so.
Ironwood is fucking weird about his prosthetics. He is always trying to hide them until they are too bulky to cover up with clothing. He's clearly deeply uncomfortable with them and defaults to blaming them for his own behavior.
Compare & contrast to other characters. All of the heroic characters constantly emphasize Penny's personhood and even when disagreeing with her never start couching their language in commands but convincing arguments as they would anyone else.
What's more, Yang, Maria, Fox, Pietro & hell even Tyrian all wear their prosthetics or disabilities very openly and without shame. The shows framing, theme & narrative do not present these things as some kind of loss of humanity or otherwise as a negative. If "Prosthetics eat your soul" was a thing the writers actually felt, it would be more obvious.
Note: I am unsure whether the writers regard Penny as disabled, so I didn't put her with the others.
Penny's new body. Much for much-ness is made about Penny "Becoming a real girl" as though the show hadn't consistently treated her as one from her first moment on screen. & while ignoring the fact that her new body was clearly a magical/Aura construct given it was made up of wobbly green energies under a scan not flesh and bone like other characters.
Even if we ignore all that, when it comes to her new body and that whole angle, while she did show an appreciation for her new tactile senses, she was also shown to be far more vulnerable & generally to be struggling with the new body & it ultimately led to her fall.
This is very much not on brand if we were meant to regard her mechanical form as some kind of problem outside of how others used it to mistreat her.
One of Atlas's core themes' is dehumanization. The people pf Mantle are dehumanized into a faceless mob, a few city blocks that can easily be crushed beneath Ironwood's heel.
Cinder Fall was "adopted" into child slavery where the rights of her abusers to own and harm her always took precedence over her humanity.
The Ace-Ops are trained to regard themselves, their fellows & everyone else as inherently expendable. Cogs in a machine that can be replaced and should not be cared for or mourned.
& most integrally, when Ironwood sacrificed his arm so he could beat Watts. When he had Watts dangling over a lava pit & said he would sacrifice anything to beat Salem. Watts smirked. Because Watt's knew Ironwood's penchant to view harming himself or others as "Ruthlessness" and thus pragmatism was alive & well & would destroy him. Which it did.
The 'other' statement. There is one other line people point to, namely Yang's V8 line, regarding "The mechanical bits are just extra" as somehow ableist. Even ignoring as I said before that I am unsure CRWBY even regard Penny as disabled, or as equivalent to a person using prosthetics. The fact is, I can only view taking that statement as dehumanizing Penny by virtue of her mechanical nature as at best, misinterpreting Yang's statement.
Seriously, they are talking about the fact Penny will still have a soul. IE the very metric of personhood that's used to define every person in universe! It'd be no different if she was made of clay or cloned flesh.
Conclusion. As I said above, if the writers really felt that way about prosthetics, it would be much more overt than one off hand statement that very much seems to reflect Ironwood's thinking not the writers. Ironwood thinks giving up his arm and replacing them with prosthetics is something that makes him less human, a trait he explicitly admired in/projected onto Salem. It makes so much more sense for the writers to be commenting on Ironwood';'s thought process here given it thematically does not align with the rest of the show at all otherwise.
#RWBY#CRWBY#smmrofrwby#greenlight volume 10#Meta#Analysis#Text Post#James Ironwood#General Ironwood#penny polendina#yang xiao long#maria calavera#fox alistair#tyrian callows#Mercury Black#He is sir not appearing in this meta mostly cos he doesn't add anything one way or the other#So covering him would basically just be making clarifying statements.
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