#kingdom come deliverance 2 spoilers

[liorlenn]

Oh my god the dumbasses are saying that Hans is 15/a minor and that the romance is underage because they googled the actual Hans Capon and are going by that birthdate. The game has fucked with dates many times. Hans is SO obviously not fifteen.

Like come on.

[stolen-stardust]

i can’t believe warhorse put the hans romance cutscene in trailers this whole time btw. i thought i was just seeing shit with how hans was looking at henry and reading too deep into it no matter how much i wanted it. and this entire time it was, in fact, henry and hans holding hand before they kiss and spend the night together. right there in the trailers. this entire time. i will never emotionally recover from this

[nikkashidashipper]

those surprise disaster gays are going to make me tear my fucking stitches i swear

[alonetogether]

HENRY & HANS in KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II

[neighborly-bookworm]

i don't think it needs any description

[brujahinaskirt]

warhorse: and then the two knights' naked blades crossed gently in the light of the guttering fire, their alignment composing a sultry -- but classic, and I think you'll agree, tasteful! -- metaphor for the romantic consummation act, as is traditional, in reference to the homeric roles of lover and beloved

hans: visibly being dicked down in the background

[winterfieldfrontiers]

IT WAS CONFIRMED

Hansry is canon (based on Review Embargo from Journalist)

Confirmed by just now

Han capon will be a man that Henry fuck with (finally) in player choice, it will have more same sex romance characters for Henry.

WELCOME BACK DRAGON AGE: MASS EFFECT 3 (TURNED STRAIGHT TO GAY)!!!!

AND FUCK ALL GOONERS WHO WANT TO TARGET THIS GAME, I WIN HAHAHAHA!!!

IT'S TIME FOR ALL SHIPPERS

PLAY THE FIRST GAME NOW!!

[a-s-t-a-r-i-o-n]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 (2025)

[liorlenn]

Okay was anyone going to tell me that KCD2 doesn’t just have Hans as a homosexual option for Henry or did I just have to find that out myself.

[internet-goblin]

After some 20+ hours, I have to say that Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is ridiculously good. Words can't describe how good it is. I could talk about the stellar art design, the writing, the improved combat system, the absolutely insane quest design, the fact that you can pet your dog now, that it's way less clunky than the already amazing first game. I don't think there's any other RPG that can rival it except for Baldur's Gate 3, Disco Elysium and Dragon Age: Origins. It is that brilliant.

But, knowing this is tumblr, I'm going to say the one thing I know will get people's attention for this game.

These two nerds get to make out.

And well, if you aren't into boys...

[buntesfuenkchen]

⚔️❤️🌈

[nikkashidashipper]

aight after 30 or so hours im finally getting closer to the wedding. im told shit gets absolutely insane there and right after so. lets fucking goooo

[fridgrave2-0]

istvan: you can't kill me! you are the same as me! henry: you mean gay? i think i'm more like erik than you since i'm in love with my master and all istvan: what henry: oh fuck, you meant something else? shit henry: /yeets istvan out of the window/

[alonetogether]

#its about the hands

[i-dropped-my-cake]

I search for the Hans Capon tag a day after the release of KCD2 and I'm already rewarded with ship content. Tumblr, you don't disappoint.

[brujahinaskirt]

And the thing is -- Hans DOESN'T "force a kiss" on Henry. That's bullshit. Chuds have been binge-watching this scene and still didn't see it. Hans grabs him by the arm to stop him from leaving and Henry IMMEDIATELY whips the fuck around puckered up with his eyes already closed, which is very Henry and very funny, but nonetheless. "Force a kiss." Snowflakes.