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Flamenco Madrid abre su VII Festival con un homenaje a Paco de Lucía

TERESA FERNANDEZ HERRERA Periodista – Prensa Especializada Expectación por todo lo alto  este 17 de mayo en la sala Guirau de los Teatros Fernán Gómez. El director del festival  Ángel Rojas sale a escena a hacer la presentación de la Suite de Lucía en Madrid, espectáculo que se esperaba en la capital desde hace un año. Suite de Lucía, homenaje al gran maestro de la guitarra,  tuvo su génesis en…

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Hoy he ido a CONSAGRAR mi bici MERIDA [nombre q me revela muchas cosas] a la ESTATUA del PAPA "ROCIERO" JUAN PABLO II q consagró la CATEDRAL DE MADRID [14_6_93] al día siguiente q visito el ROCIO cuando HUTCHENCE de INXS me dio su cerveza MEXICANA CORONA y TIM FARRISS su pua.

Luego he ido al ARTURO SORIA PLAZA donde VIRGINIA MAESTRO canto el día de la INDEPENDENCIA DE EEUU de 2017 [cumpleaños de su amiga CRIS y día q obtuvo título de Medicina]..delante del restaurant Argentino THE KNIFE cruzandose en MAKE IT ALL RIGHT [en cuyo video sale crucificada con camiseta de MARILYN MONROE] un tipo con camiseta de THE WALL de PINK FLOYD.

Después fui enfrente al RIBS [cadena q fundó el dueño del GYM EMBAJADA al q iba y del explosionado Restaurant EL DESCANSO..un tal JUAN JOSE GONZALEZ COLLIA] donde me encontré a actriz MARIA [=VIRGEN] BARRANCO [=PRECIPICIO] q debuto en TU NOVIA ESTA LOCA y EL ELEGIDO..haciéndose famosa en MUJERES AL BORDE DE UN ATAQUE DE NERVIOS [sobre un terrorista] y la cual BESO a ANDRES VELENCOSO en la GALA de LOS GOYA a la q fue x la peli SEÑOR DAME PACIENCIA tras su debut en la peli APOCALIPTICA "FIN".

X cierto..en el MAPA de la RUTA 66 sale VEGA [me recuerda a la CANTANTE DE OT Amiga de VIRGINIA MAESTRO, a PASION VEGA cuya madre murió día q un RAYO arranco cabeza al CRISTO de VERA y a sevillana PAZ VEGA q debuto en NADIE CONOCE NADIE centrada en SEMANA SANTA SEVILLANA acabando con que el TERRORISTA ESTA DENTRO DE LA VIRGEN de un PASO DE SEMANA SANTA x lo q Eduardo NORIEGA dice EL DEMONIO ESTA EN LA VIRGEN] junto a AMARILLO [=ASIATICO] y CLINTON [Nacido en HOPE y q le metió un PURO en el COÑO a la JUDIA LEWINSKY..x lo q a lo mejor quiere alguna VEGA q la haga PURA con mi PURO q lo es como mi CORAZON DE VERDAD ]

X último o como última foto en calle AMARA al q añadieron una L=AMARAL =a la q vi VISPERA DE DIA NAZIONAL de 2019 en la PLAZA DEL PILAR de su ZARAGOZA NATAL para a continuación ir a disco LOPEZ y luego estrellarse el paraca POZO en FAROLA frente al BERNABEU dejando ver FEY [=Cantante mexicana] un segundo antes al tapar GON del cartel FEY_GON del edificio de al lado con la bandera

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Conversación ficticia pero con realidad de fondo..De una MARTA SANCHEZ enpoyada digo enjoyada y JUAN TARADO digo TARODO el malogrado batería de OLE_OLE que le dio la oportunidad para sustituir a VICTORIA LARRAZ y haciéndose su NOVIA:

Juan: Pero como me puedes hacer esto..como me vas a dejar x el BATERIA NEGRO de DURAN DURAN y de SOUL ASYLUM [entro en cd GRAVE DANCERS UNION]..Stearling CAMPBELL y lanzarte en solitario con cd MUJER incluso en el mercado ANGLOSAJON cuando todo iba según lo planeado como cantar por la NAVIDAD de 1991 en la fragata NUMANCIA durante la GUERRA DEL GOLFO la canción SOLDADOS DEL AMOR calentando a Marineros de REEMPLAZO como DAVID TORNOS FARRELY al que enfocaron fijamente y que conocía a CRISTO por su vecino y amigo JOSE MANUEL ALMARCHA ALCOLEA cuyos padres eran SOCIOS en el concesionario de AUTOCARAVANAS y de FIAT_ALFAROMEO_LANCIA "BOOS" a los pies de PARA_CUELLOS q les expropiaron cuando hicieron la TERMINAL IV.

Marta: Ya,..pero tampoco estaba planeado que cobrara un DINERAL por SALIR desnuda en INTERVIU q sorteo un coche entre los MARINEROS y le tocó a DAVID TORNOS FARRELY que luego fundo con su padre GLORIA CARS de coches de epoca y el cual se hizo con el Cadillac ametrallado que CEACEASCU regalo al Comunista CARRILLO que lo guardaba en la calle SANTISIMA TRINIDAD donde pusieron la sede del Partido Comunista de España que legalizo JUAN CARLOS I el SABADO SANTO de 1977 y que puso junto a DOLORES IBARRURI la PASIONARIA ..Y Cadillac con el q se caso con su ex marido piloto militar reconvertido en civil GEMA ALMARCHA ALCOLEA en la IGLESIA del CRISTO DEL PARDO donde fue CRISTO O IVAN como invitado y donde tenia FRANCO su PALACIO aunque el convite fue en la otra punta de Madrid u hotel PALACE donde MADONNA BESO a BANDERAS para su documental TRUTH OR DARE [=VERDAD O DESAFIO] q en ESPAÑA fue EN LA CAMA CON MADONNA.

JUAN: eres la MUJER DE MI VIDA..la que mejor me JODIA dentro de la CAMA y ahora también lo seguirás siendo por ser la que más me va a joder fuera de la cama..esto no solo lo voy a pagar yo..seguro q trae mucha desgracia [luego murió de cancer su hermana PAZ cuando MARTA estaba casada cn su 2do ex_marido JESUS]

Marta: lo siento mucho..pero la mujer es una PUTA desde el PECADO ORIGINAL y yo no soy ni Maria magdalena ni tu jesus

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U.S. & Nato Mastermind and Enginner Armed Conflict Between Russophobe Ukrainian Regime and Russia

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This commentary by Jose Maria Sison (Joma) is regarding US & NATO Violations of Original Minsk Agreement and Minsk Agreement II. Sison, until his recent passing, was the Chairperson Emeritus of the International League of Peoples' Struggle. This statement was from February 26, 2022.

It is a matter of history that the Soviet modern revisionists from Khruschov to Gorbachov and Yeltsin had the illusion that, if the Soviet Union took the road of capitalist restoration, bourgeois populism and bourgeois pacifism, the Cold War and the threat of a nuclear war would end, Russia would go back to the European homeland, join the Council of Europe and enjoy the “dividends” of peace like the US and its NATO partners. Thus, Russia, Belarus and Ukraine as the founders of the Soviet Union decided to co-sign the original Minsk Agreement in 1991 in order to dissolve the Soviet Union and form the ephemeral Commonwealth of Independent States in exchange for the assurances of the US, NATO and the Organization of Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) that the human rights and democratic rights of the former Soviet republics, their peoples, various nationalities, institutions, parties, organizations and individuals would be respected and that NATO would not recruit from the former Warsaw Pact members and expand to the borders of Russia. So soon after the original Minsk Agreement, the US and NATO started war in Europe by destroying Yugoslavia, turning so many former Warsaw Pact member-states into NATO members, setting up missile and anti-missile bases to threaten Russia with nuclear obliteration in a matter of minutes from Eastern Europe, expanding the NATO to the borders of Russia and instigating violent incursions into Russian territory and emboldening so-called color revolutions to facilitate the spread of arms sales and capital from the US and Western Europe. The US and NATO masterminded, engineered and openly funded from the US embassy in Kyiv the Maidan protests in 2013 and the bloody coup d’etat against the pro-Russian government in 2014 in order to bring to power the Russian-hating Bandera-type fascists (the National Socialists of Ukraine), the political descendants of Nazis, and a new breed of Zionist fascists, all servile to the US and West European monopoly capitalism and the NATO. Thus was institutionalized a Russophobic and neo-fascist regime in Ukraine in 2014. Why the delay in the US and NATO in making trouble in Ukraine, from 1991 to 2013-14? Modern Ukraine was created by the Bolsheviks soon after the October Revolution and became one of three republics (together with Russia and Belarus) that founded the Soviet Union or the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in 1922. More than 22 per cent of the total Ukrainian population in 2014 was of Russian nationality, who have comprised the majority in the Donbass region since pre-Soviet times and were either a majority or significant minority in major cities because Russian engineers and industrial workers had migrated to Ukraine to help in its industrialization in the time of the Soviet Union. Upon coming to power in 2014, the Russophobic, chauvinist and fascist rulers in Kyiv engaged in acts of discrimination (including prohibition of the Russian language in Russian communities) and violent attacks against Ukrainian citizens of Russian nationality, including military offensives against the Donbass region and vigilante attacks in a number of major cities. Since 2014, the Ukrainian fascists have been able to kill so many Russians and destroy their homes and workplaces and cause the reduction of the overall Russian population in Ukraine from more than 22 to 17 per cent (or by more than three million) by forcing them to seek refuge in Russia and other countries as refugees. The predominant Russian people of the Donbass region have suffered the main brunt of fascist attacks. In unilateral acts of aggression, the Kyiv chauvinists and fascists have killed more than 14,000 people (mostly civilians) in the last eight years. Out of these, more than 7.5 thousand cases have been filed against the Kyiv authorities in the European Court of Human Rights. Homes, factories, schools, hospitals and other social infrastructure have been destroyed by artillery fire and bombs. And yet the US and EU imperialists deny and obscure these facts as they harp on the line that Russia is the aggressor to Ukraine. Under the direction of the US and NATO, the purpose of the fascist attacks on the Russians in the Donbass region and other parts of Ukraine is not only to unleash anti-Russian chauvinism but to denigrate and insult Russia as impotent against the relentless NATO expansion. But the Russian people in the Donbass region have courageously resisted and established the People’s Republics of Donetsk and Lugansk in accordance with the principle of national self-determination, despite US and fascist slander against them as “terrorists” and “fascists”.

As a consequence of the violent attacks of the Kyiv fascists on Russian citizens of Ukraine, the overwhelming Russian population in the Crimean Peninsula decided in a referendum to take it back from Ukraine to Russia. This peninsula was a gift of Krushchov to Ukraine in 1954 in order to let it have an outlet to the Black Sea. After all, the Soviet Union was still existent. Russia’s lawful recovery of the Crimean Peninsula became the reason for the US and its G-7 partners to remove Russia from the G-8 and impose sanctions on Russia. Because of the heroic resistance of the people’s republics of Donetsk and Lugansk and because of the limited but highly potential support of Russia, the Ukrainian fascists and their US and NATO sponsors agreed to the Minsk II agreement of 2015 (Package of Measures for the Settlement of the Conflict) which recognized the autonomy of said people’s republics, provided for ceasefire and prohibited the Kyiv fascists from bringing heavy artillery and other weapons at a certain distance from the Donbass region. But under the instigation of the US and NATO, the Kyiv fascists have constantly violated the ceasefire under Minsk II agreement and attacked the Donbass region, using weapons supplied by the US and NATO. In recent months and weeks before the current special military operation to destroy military facilities in Ukraine, the Kyiv fascists shelled daily the civilian communities of Donbass and used attack drones, heavy equipment, missiles, artillery and multiple launch rocket systems. The killing of civilians, the blockade, the abuse of people, including children, women and the elderly have not stopped. Despite constant and repeated reminders of Russia to the US and NATO through the NATO-Russia Council and the OSCE, the US and NATO have aggressively accessed Ukraine to the NATO in practical terms and in brazen violation of the original Minsk Agreement and other related agreements. The US and NATO have integrated in the its command and control system the armed forces of Ukraine and have actually used Ukrainian airfields and other military bases close to the borders of Russia and Belarus to engage in military training and exercises and install equipment for surveilling and threatening the two neighbors of Ukraine deep within their own territories. The US and NATO have obstinately designated Russia as their enemy despite Putin’s repeated offers of a new agreement to limit the strengthening of security by a state or international organization at the expense of the security of others. As late as December 2021, the Russian Federation handed over to its supposed Western partners a draft agreement between itself and the US on security guarantees as well as a draft agreement on security measures with NATO member states. But the US and NATO were already obsessed with a blitzkrieg to attack the Donbass region and provoke Russia. Since then or even earlier, Russian and the people’s republics have been forewarned of the aggressive plan of the US and NATO. In the current time of the Biden presidency, the US and the UK have been the most aggressive in providing weapons and military training to the armed forces of the Kyiv regime, issuing provocative statements against Russia and accusing it of invading the Ukraine long before the current special military operation declared by Russia. In fact, the Russian military forces stayed within their own territory before the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation and Putin took the long overdue step of recognizing the independence and sovereignty of the People’s Republics of Donetsk and Lugansk on February 21, 2022 and ratifying the Treaties of Friendship and Mutual Assistance with said republics on the ground that the Ukrainian fascists and US and NATO sponsors have themselves wantonly violated and nullified the Minsk agreements. Even as the US and all its NATO partners take a common posture of opposing Russia and supporting the fascist-ruled Ukraine, the US has its very own interests that only its British valet can best understand and agree with. It has been making the war provocations against Russia in Ukraine in order to assert and reinvigorate its hegemony over NATO and Europe, promote its own economic, political and military interests, favor its own oil and fracking interests, stop the Nord Stream 2 and prevent Germany and other West European countries from accessing gas from Russia and advance the geopolitical and hegemonic interests of the US in its inter-imperialist contradictions with Russia and China. Many people are apprehensive that a direct inter-imperialist war can arise between Russia and the US-NATO combine as a result of hostilities between Russia and Ukraine, especially because the former has advantages over the latter in a war short of using nuclear weapons. But there are certain factors that are at work to determine calculated and measured steps by all sides. Among these factors are the contradictory interests of the US and the European Union in economic and political relations with Russia as well as with China and the still valid fear of mutually assured destruction in a nuclear war. Short of a nuclear war, Russia has a clear advantage over the US and even NATO in fighting the Ukrainian fascists and supporting the Donetsk and Lugansk people’s republics and the people of Russian nationality within Ukraine in terms of conventional war, economic tit-for-tat and diplomacy. In the rivalry of two imperialist powers, Russia has been relatively more sober and calculating while the US has been more frantic, provocative and aggressive in matters pertaining to Russia and Ukraine. Following its recognition of the sovereignty and independence of the People’s Republics of Donetsk and Lugansk and complying with the Treaties of Friendship and Mutual Assistance, Russia has declared a special military operation against the Ukrainian fascists, coalesced with the military forces of the aforesaid people’s republics and is now demonstrating the foolhardiness of the US-NATO and its Ukrainian fascist puppets in unleashing Russophobic attacks since 2014, drumming up war provocations and threatening to widen the scale of war to the borders and territory of Russia, After all its arrogance and braggadocio that it can be at the head of NATO and fight Russia in Ukraine and thereabouts, the US has been totally exposed as impotent in the face of the coalition of the Russia and the people’s republics of Donetsk and Lugansk. It has responded by merely calling on all its NATO allies to be ready for attacking Russia on all borders. At the same time, the US, NATO and the Group of 7 are expected to impose further sanctions on Russia and further exacerbate inter-imperialist contradictions. But Russia like China has already prepared counter-sanctions which can have adverse effects on the US and the European Union. I am most concerned that since 2014 the US and NATO have brought about in Ukraine a regime that is extremely oligarchic, chauvinist and fascist, oppressive and exploitative of the people of Ukraine, including those of Ukrainian, Russian and mixed Ukrainian-Russian nationalities. And yet this fact has been deliberately obscured by the US and NATO propaganda and overlooked by those who do not study and know the particularities of the Ukraine issue. The people of Russian nationality within Ukraine have suffered the main brunt of fascist oppression and deserve the solidarity and support from all the peoples of the world and from all other possible forces supportive of their just cause. For supporting the Ukrainian people of Russian and other nationalities against the Ukrainian fascists, Russia proves itself in a better position than its US imperialist rival which has been prodding Ukraine to join the NATO in violation of the original Minsk agreement and supplying it with weapons and pushing it to make war provocations against Russia. As a result of Russia’s special military operation in coalition with the people’s republics in the Donbass region, the offensive military capabilities of the Ukrainian fascists have been greatly degraded but these Russophobes are attacking Russian residential areas in Ukraine and misrepresenting the civilian victims in the press as Russian military troops. In the meantime, the US, NATO and the Group of 7 are reacting with vociferous statements and imposing further sanctions on Russia and further exacerbating inter-imperialist contradictions. Nevertheless, it will take some more time and further developments before there can be an all-out war between US-NATO and Russia or the Russia-China tandem. Let us not forget that the US and its NATO allies have their own contradictions. For instance, it is not a small matter that the European Union gets 40 per cent of its energy supply from Russia. Germany and its ruling politicians will be taken to account by the German people for agreeing with the US to shut down the Nord Stream 2. The peoples in the other NATO member-countries in Western Europe will also complain that they are made to give up a cheaper source of energy than what the US wants to provide. This energy issue is only one of several major issues that put the EU in a disadvantageous position by the bellicosity and aggressiveness of the US. The US will continue its strategic decline before it can plunge the world into an all-out war that can end the existence of humankind. It also remains to be seen how the European Union and people will assert their independence and attend to their own needs as the main protagonists in the new Cold War launched by US imperialism will adversely affect their respective interests in a world capitalist system that is already saturated by an excessive number of imperialist powers and whose multiple crises are rapidly worsening and driving the proletariat and people of the world to rise up in resistance. 

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The Best Things to See, Eat, and Do in San Juan

Why come to Puerto Rico when you could travel in Mexico, or Miami, or even the Dominican Republic nearby? Great inquiry. Come to Puerto Rico to encounter the unusual impression of being in a completely unique nation (gas by the liter, streets by the kilometer, Spanish is spoken) while as yet being in the United States (same dollar, same president, no requirement for a visa). An outing here is a 3-for-1 deal of Caribbean sea shores, tropical rainforests, and wonderful mountainscapes - with the uncommon special reward of not one but rather three bioluminescent sounds. There's sufficient to see and do in Puerto Rico to keep you occupied for quite a long time.

All things considered, at the top of any Puerto Rico agenda ought to be San Juan, the dynamic capital city where most of the island's visitors land. Set up in 1521, this is the most established European-established settlement in the US and the second-most seasoned in the Americas. You don't need to squint too difficult to see that rich history around you: The pastel-hued Spanish frontier structures and thin cobblestone roads of the Old Town are ensured by seventeenth century strongholds and a 15-foot-thick crisscrossing divider. Take a mobile tour around Old San Juan to get the full impact. Additionally of historical import: The piña colada was concocted here.

Be that as it may, San Juan is something beyond enchanting old stuff and tourist shops. It's a mosaic of steadily advancing areas, similar to the cosmopolitan Miami vibes of Condado, or the fashionable person bars and road craft of Santurce. Regardless of whether you're here for the afternoon or remaining for a whole week, here are the best things to do in San Juan.

The Best Things to See on a Trip to Puerto Rico

Tour the history-pressed San Juan, zip line through a tropical rainforest, and hit the sea shore.

Visit the absolute most seasoned fortresses in the Americas

We should move the touristy stuff first, will we? Two tremendous fortresses front San Juan's northern face. To the west, the sixteenth century Castillo San Felipe del Morro (normally known as El Morro) is undoubtedly perhaps the most notable attractions in Puerto Rico. With its essential area ignoring the San Juan Bay, El Morro protected this port city from 1539 to as of late as WWII.

Passage into El Morro costs just $7.00 - save your ticket, since it likewise incorporates section to "that other fortification," Castillo San Cristobal, inside 24 hours of procurement. This is fundamentally El Morro's neglected younger sibling, yet San Cristobal is cool too! It's the biggest European fortress in the Americas and features the notorious Devil's Guerite (Garita del Diablo). Rumors have spread far and wide suggesting that warriors would randomly vanish as they stood watch in this guerite.

It's about a mile stroll from one fortress to the next, and the walk alone is breathtaking, with pastel provincial houses on one side and a capturing blue ocean on the other. A mammoth esplanade fronting El Morro fills in as a public social event spot, and is a great spot to take a break.

Take a look at the lead representative's home

After you visit the fortresses, walk the waterfront down to La Fortaleza, another walled compound where the island's Governor lives. You're not permitted to go in - it's in a real sense the Governor's home and office - yet you'll see it from the entryway. Lately, the First Lady has stepped up and brighten Fortaleza Street paving the way to the fundamental door. Right now, it's adorned with many bright umbrellas drifting over the road.

Snap a selfie at La Puerta de la Bandera

Since 2012, the passage doors of a flimsy structure on San José Street have become a significant image for Puerto Ricans living under the island's present financial emergency. Craftsman Rosenda Álvarez initially painted the doors with the Puerto Rican banner, just to revisit her painting four years after the fact, quiet the red and blue shades of the banner, and paint them dark all things considered. It was an analysis to the questionable monetary oversight board that is currently controlling the island funds. The structure is presently a famous selfie spot among tourists and local people.

Chase for noticeable (dead) local people in the graveyard

Despite the fact that it's found right close to El Morro, this pioneer time graveyard is regularly neglected by tourists. It lies right external the divider, confronting the ocean. The Santa Maria Magdalena de Pazzis Cemetery is the last resting spot of a few noticeable Puerto Ricans - among the most acclaimed names discovered here are Pedro Albizu Campos, Jose Celso Barbosa, and José de Diego, among numerous others.

Chill with something fruity

In the event that you see a little kart with "piraguas" composed on it, do not spare a moment! Piraguas are squashed ice cones seasoned with nearby natural product syrups like cherry, enthusiasm organic product, strawberry, tamarind, coconut, and lemon. Sadly they're a withering practice, yet they can in any case be found in Old San Juan, particularly close to El Morro and Paseo la Princesa.

You'll likewise see hand crafted popsicles sold to a great extent at inhabitants' front doors, generally for $1. These are paletas, seasoned with pretty much every natural product on the island. Guava. Coconut. Other stuff. I got one that was an orange-and-cream blend, and I discovered it some way or another gooier than I'd anticipated. It was likewise truly reviving. Which was fundamental around noontime in the late spring, when the city can be, ah, I'll simply say it, abusively hot.

See the rotunda in the Puerto Rican Capitol

The capitol building is a marble structure fronting the Atlantic, not a long way from Fort San Cristobal. Passageway is totally free, Monday through Friday. Look upward at the roof, where the history of Puerto Rico is portrayed in a dazzling, point by point mosaic. Remain in the focal point of the rotunda, and you'll be encircled by glass-encased duplicates of the Puerto Rican and U.S. constitutions. Outside, the Puerto Rican and U.S. banners fly one next to the other.

Visit the most established house of God in Puerto Rico

In the first place, look at the gallery at Casa Blanca, a house worked for the Spanish traveler Ponce de León and his family. De León, who broadly (and uselessly) looked for the wellspring of youth, kicked the bucket on a campaign before he could move in. Walk a couple of squares to the San Juan Bautista basilica where Ponce de Leon moved in, and where he'll remain forever; he's entombed inside.

There's nothing extravagant about the design, however San Juan Bautista is the most established church in Puerto Rico and the second most seasoned in the Americas. Notwithstanding the tomb of de León, it contains the holy place to Carlos Manuel Rodríguez Santiago - the principal Puerto Rican and the main layman in the history of the United States to be beatified.

Dance to the beat of "Despacito" in La Perla

La Perla has gained notoriety for strict hundreds of years. This historic shanty town was initially settled in the nineteenth century to house previous slaves and destitute workers who weren't permitted to live inside the city dividers. Today, the area appreciates newly discovered acclaim as where Luis Fonsi shot his music video for "Despacito." It was hit hard by Hurricane Maria is still amidst remaking. In case you're nearby on a Sunday night, go celebrating at La 39 Bar, a shoddy bar based on the top of a house that was mostly obliterated during the typhoon. Request a Medalla, the most mainstream brew in Puerto Rico.

Go to a well known speakeasy mixed drink bar

Likewise featured in the "Despacito" music vid is the speakeasy El Condal. This spot is so well known among local people, it doesn't require a sign outside. It's found where the well known Hijos de Borinquen bar used to be (you can in any case see the first name inside, painted on the divider), and El Condal holds the calm vibe of the famous unique.

It's tourist-accommodating, however as you advance inside you'll discover more than tourists drinking - and moving - there. Past the covered up indirect access are four more individual spaces, including a wine-bar, dance floor, and basement like bar - each with its own music, vibe, climate, beverages, and food. You may even get spendy and drop $9 on a mixed drink.

Attempt a delectable tripleta

Puerto Rico has no deficiency of delightful road food, particularly since the food-truck fever has assumed control over the island. In any case, Puerto Rico has had its own customary food-truck dish throughout recent decades - it's called tripleta. What's a tripleta? It's a sandwich. Tripleta implies three, so this sandwich has marinated barbecued 3D square steak, ham or pork, and chicken. It is served on a portion of yam bread with chips, mayonnaise, and ketchup. Trust me, it is delightful! Among the most famous tripletas is El Mariachi, found in Caguas and numerous different districts. You can visit best Italian restaurant in San Juan.

Absorb the Miami vibes along Ashford Avenue

Ashford Avenue feels like a Caribbean adaptation of Miami Beach with its Miami-style design, very good quality stores, popular lodgings, and beachfront bistros. Stroll along the road to absorb the climate, chill at the beachfront Ventana del Mar Park, have a dynamic night at the historic La Concha Resort, or tune in to live groups at the Hard Rock Café.

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el hijo de mexico y Rusia

hola a todos y a todas sean bienvenidos sean bienvenidos a un nuevo blog aquí de lo mejor pero esta vez es diferente con un dibujo de como es el hijo de mexico y Rusia bueno mis dos countryhumans 

y aquí están el dibujo primero es el boceto de cuerpo competo, y con su el color de sus ojos y sus dientes son de su padre mexico y su abuela imperio azteca las alas también de su papa mexico `. su forma humana con heterocromia un ojo azul de su papi Rusia y del otro un ojo verde de su papa mexico 

y la otra parte de su versión countryballs  y sus dos padres Rusia mexico y los acompañas sus cuatros hermanitos ana de 8 años panchito y Alexis de 4 años y la hermanita mas menor Tatiana de 2 años .y el diseño de su bandera lleva los dos colores el verde linea delgada roja y en el borde de arriba para abajo . cuadros azul celeste , y otra linea delgada roja con azul fuerte y en su centro el águila sobre el nopal  con un puente de tres arcos en un lago pero hace referencia al estandarte de jose maria morelos y pavon . 

y bueno su orientación sexual el es homosexual en el cual le gusta los hombres pero a la vez le gusta las mujeres y ser como es el  y el es bisexual el ama ambos sexos mas que mujeres pero el quiere ambos sexos sus familias son su tio es ,  jose maria morelos y su abuelo es miguel hidalgo su tia Josefa Ortiz de dominguez y los otro tios son vicente guerrero , y angustin de iturbide

y la familia de su padre Rusia es su abuela la urss la unión soviética su tio ucrania , tia Bielorrusia , madrina kazaguistan .

nombre , alan maria morelos hidalgo Ortiz de dominguez ,  fecha de nacimiento .15 de septiembre del 2010 , edad 13 años ,  padres Rusia y mexico  hermanos ana de 8 años , panchito y Alexis de 4 años , Tatiana de 2 años  

y bueno espero que les hayan gustado si les gusto denle like denle corazón arriba compartenlo con sus amigo o enemigos les mando saludos y abrazo a todos y a todas en esta bonita comunidad de Tumblr yo siempre sere su mejor amiga soy zorrita lazuli art 19 hasta la próxima adiós y cuidence les hablo Julieta hasta la próxima chauw y cuidence claro si quieren adiós . 

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National Examiner, January 4

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Prince Andrew and Duchess Sarah Ferguson marrying again

Page 2: Art Carney of The Honeymooners’ tragic struggle -- he battled booze and mental illness 

Page 4: Michelle Pfeiffer’s fashion in her movies 

Page 6: A teen who was short $30,000 to finish school while his parents needed expensive medical care found help from the unlikeliest of sources -- a group of inmates at the Soledad State Prison raised the money for him 

Page 7: It’s been over five years since Adele released an album but she made her triumphant return to the spotlight by hosting Saturday Night Live -- Adele has been patiently waiting for the right moment to make her comeback and she pulled it off brilliantly and she walked off that stage feeling great and excited for the future 

* Heather Locklear has a lot of reasons to be happy these days -- in addition to marking more than a year of sobriety she is celebrating her engagement to Chris Heisser whom she first dated in high school 

Page 8: After a long absence Sophia Loren is back on the screen in her first feature film in a decade and she’s got some advice for other seniors when it comes to aging 

Page 9: The COVID vaccine is here -- what you need to know 

Page 10: A cop who hated to leave behind an abused little girl he met during a welfare call will never have to leave her behind again -- he and his wife have adopted her 

Page 11: Your Health -- what not to eat -- stay away from these unhealthy items 

Page 12: Tom Selleck’s co-stars say Tom’s true blue -- superstar Tom has been entertaining fans for more than 50 years -- here’s what the hunky actor’s co-stars really thought of him after the cameras stopped rolling -- Will Estes, Donnie Wahlberg, Candice Bergen, Courteney Cox, Larry Manetti 

Page 14: Dear Tony, America’s Top Psychic Healer -- it’s a new year -- time to change your life -- Tony predicts Maya Rudolph who plays Kamala Harris on Saturday Night Live being around and in demand for some time and perhaps even getting her own show 

Page 15: At a very special grocery at a North Texas high school the cost is in good deeds not dollars -- they give their students the same points to start with but they’re able to earn extra points and it’s a way for students to earn the ability to shop for their families 

Page 16: Elvis Presley -- 20 surprising facts about The King on his 85th birthday 

Page 18: Some needlephobes think there’s nothing to smile about when it comes to getting a shot but new research says smiling or even grimacing while receiving an injection can help dull the pain 

Page 19: Every stray animal deserves a forever home but Perdita the cat with a sinister look posed a particular problem: she was one sour kitty so they decided the best hope of getting her adopted was to be brutally honest starting with, “Meet Perdita, not for the faint of heart” -- she was adopted and the new owners changed her name to Noel and since being adopted she’s has made a Grinch-worthy turnaround having her heart grow three times in size proving every animal deserves love 

Page 20: Cover Story -- Duchess Fergie and Prince Andrew marriage shocker -- devoted couple plans to wed again so she can’t testify against him 

Page 22: These days everyone’s stuck at home dreaming of traveling again and Star Trek legend William Shatner is no exception -- here the 89-year-old star reveals a few of his best around-the-world memories 

Page 24: A Minnesota elementary school custodian who was frantically searching for a kidney doctor got one from an unexpected source which was a teacher at his own school 

Page 28: Robert Redford at 84 -- a peek into his life now -- Robert is largely retired from acting but is always busy 

Page 29: Legendary actor Christopher Plummer just turned 91 and has no plans to retire ever -- he would rather die right on stage doing his craft 

Page 30: Over-the-Top Celebrity Proposals -- some celebrities spare nothing when it comes to popping the question -- Pink and Carey Hart, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, Eva Longoria and Jose Baston 

Page 31: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh 

Page 32: Ava Gardner’s steamiest sex secrets exposed -- the dirty truth behind the screen goddess’ superstar marriages, affairs and nearly fatal attractions 

Page 34: The enduring power of The Andy Griffith Show -- the iconic TV show is still a sweet salve 

Page 36: 50 amazing housecleaning tips 

Page 38: 9 to 5 is still funny at 40

Page 39: Tony’s Mystic World -- let angels help you 

Page 40: Marlene Dietrich treasured our troops -- Marlene was a tireless fundraiser for WWII soldiers and made more than 500 appearances before Allied troops who she called “my boys” all her life -- Marlene won the Presidential Medal of Freedom for her courage and dedication 

Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Carrie Underwood performs songs from My Gift during an appearance at Nashville’s historic Oceanway Studios (picture), Antonio Banderas pals around with Spanish journalist Maria Casado (picture), Elton John is enjoying his most important role as a dad and admits he has no immediate plans to record new tunes, Wolfgang Van Halen says he’s in no rush to release tunes from dad Eddie Van Halen’s vault following the guitar legend’s death, Whoopi Goldberg has signed on to produce and star in the third installment of the Sister Act movie series, Harrison Ford will play Indiana Jones for the fifth and final time in a new movie

Page 45: Ian McKellen wins a career achievement award in the U.K. (picture), Melanie Griffith works out (picture), Lil Nas X dazzled on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (picture), Robin Roberts on GMA (picture), Gwyneth Paltrow says she was so starstruck upon meeting Meg Ryan she couldn’t even be herself, Dionne Warwick has been charming fans and fellow musicians on Twitter but she’s refused to reveal if she admires the work of up-and-coming stars, the L.A. property from 1962′s What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? is on the market for $3.79 million 

Page 46: Life has been hard for everyone lately but it is especially important during tough times to keep a positive outlook because your health depends on it 

[rockandspud]

Total Drama (USA Release Cast)

anonymous:

What if “Total Drama” series was in (USA release) in potential alternate universe cast? CAST: ----------------------------- Total Drama Series -----------------------------     •    Chris McLean: Ben Stiller     •    Chef Hatchet: Idris Elba Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour     •    Alejandro: Antonio Banderas     •    Beth: Mila Kunis     •    Blaineley: Ellen DeGeneres     •    Bridgette: Moira Kelly     •    Cody: Nathan Lane     •    Courtney: Mae Whitman     •    DJ: Tracy Morgan     •    Duncan: Ben Schwartz     •    Eva: Jane Lynch     •    Ezekiel: Bill Farmer     •    Geoff: Cam Clarke     •    Gwen: Carla Gugino     •    Harold: Nicolas Cage     •    Heather: Reese Witherspoon     •    Izzy: Emma Stone     •    Justin: George Lopez     •    Katie: Mindy Kaling     •    LeShawna: Jada Pinkett Smith     •    Lindsay: Anna Kendrick     •    Noah: Jason Bateman     •    Owen: Zach Galifianakis     •    Sadie: Lisa Kudrow     •    Sierra: Amy Poehler     •    Trent: Elijah Wood     •    Tyler: Michael J. Fox Total Drama Revenge of the Island     •    Anne Maria: Loretta Devine     •    Brick: Simon Pegg     •    Cameron: Kevin Hart     •    Dakota: Jenny Slate     •    Dawn: Andrea Libman     •    Jo: Bonnie Hunt     •    Lightning: Chris Rock     •    Mike: John Leguizamo     •    Sam: Bill Fagerbakke     •    Scott: Alan Tudyk     •    Staci: Greta Gerwig     •    Zoey: Kristen Bell Total Drama Pahkitew Island     •    Amy/Samey: Ginnifer Goodwin     •    Beardo (speaking): David Oyelowo     •    Dave: Woody Allen     •    Ella: Rachel MacFarlane     •    Jasmine: Lupita Nyong'o     •    Leonard: Shawn Michael Howard     •    Max: Steve Buscemi     •    Rodney: Brad Garrett     •    Scarlett: Drew Barrymore     •    Shawn: Channing Tatum     •    Sky: Leslie Mann     •    Sugar: Roseanne Barr     •    Topher: Nick Jonas ----------------------------- Total Drama Ridonculous Race ----------------------------- CAST:     •    Don: Louis C.K.          •    Brody: Gregg Berger     •    Carrie: Kristen Wiig     •    Chet: Josh Peck     •    Crimson: Scarlett Johansson     •    Devin: Matthew Broderick     •    Dwayne: Wallace Shawn     •    Ellody: Zendaya     •    Emma: Chloe Bennet     •    Ennui: Liam Neeson     •    Gerry: Jim Cummings     •    Jacques: Jim Parsons     •    Jay: Tom Holland     •    Jen: Anne Hathaway     •    Junior: Debi Derryberry     •    Josee: Allison Janney     •    Kelly: Jessie J     •    Kitty: Kimiko Glenn     •    Laurie: Alyssa Milano     •    Lorenzo: Drake Bell     •    MacArthur: Lake Bell     •    Mary: Maia Mitchell     •    Miles: Cheryl Hines     •    Mickey: Jesse Eisenberg     •    Pete: Tim Curry     •    Rock: Eric Idle     •    Ryan: Luis Guzmán     •    Sanders: Wanda Sykes     •    Stephanie: Zoë Kravitz     •    Spud: Barry Bostwick     •    Tammy: Katherine Heigl     •    Taylor: Sarah Silverman     •    Tom: Raymond Perri Any ask for comments and questions, just let me know about Voice Actors from “Total Drama Trilogy”. Feel free to do your own version.

[askthetdicontestants]

Total Drama (USA Release Cast)

anonymous:

What if “Total Drama” series was in (USA release) in potential alternate universe cast? CAST: —————————– Total Drama series —————————–     •    Chris McLean: Ben Stiller     •    Chef Hatchet: Idris Elba Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour     •    Alejandro: Antonio Banderas     •    Beth: Mila Kunis     •    Blaineley: Ellen DeGeneres     •    Bridgette: Moira Kelly     •    Cody: Nathan Lane     •    Courtney: Mae Whitman     •    DJ: Tracy Morgan     •    Duncan: Ben Schwartz     •    Eva: Jane Lynch     •    Ezekiel: Bill Farmer     •    Geoff: Cam Clarke     •    Gwen: Carla Gugino     •    Harold: Nicolas Cage     •    Heather: Reese Witherspoon     •    Izzy: Emma Stone     •    Justin: George Lopez     •    Katie: Mindy Kaling     •    LeShawna: Jada Pinkett Smith     •    Lindsay: Anna Kendrick     •    Noah: Jason Bateman     •    Owen: Zach Galifianakis     •    Sadie: Lisa Kudrow     •    Sierra: Amy Poehler     •    Trent: Elijah Wood     •    Tyler: Michael J. Fox Total Drama Revenge of the Island     •    Anne Maria: Loretta Devine     •    Brick: Simon Pegg     •    Cameron: Kevin Hart     •    Dakota: Jenny Slate     •    Dawn: Andrea Libman     •    Jo: Bonnie Hunt     •    Lightning: Chris Rock     •    Mike: John Leguizamo     •    Sam: Bill Fagerbakke     •    Scott: Alan Tudyk     •    Staci: Greta Gerwig     •    Zoey: Kristen Bell Total Drama Pahkitew Island     •    Amy/Samey: Ginnifer Goodwin     •    Beardo (speaking): David Oyelowo     •    Dave: Woody Allen     •    Ella: Rachel MacFarlane     •    Jasmine: Lupita Nyong'o     •    Leonard: Shawn Michael Howard     •    Max: Steve Buscemi     •    Rodney: Brad Garrett     •    Scarlett: Drew Barrymore     •    Shawn: Channing Tatum     •    Sky: Leslie Mann     •    Sugar: Roseanne Barr     •    Topher: Nick Jonas —————————– Total Drama Ridonculous Race —————————– CAST:     •    Don: Louis C.K.     •    Brody: Gregg Berger     •    Carrie: Kristen Wiig     •    Chet: Josh Peck     •    Crimson: Scarlett Johansson     •    Devin: Matthew Broderick     •    Dwayne: Wallace Shawn     •    Ellody: Zendaya     •    Emma: Bella Thorne     •    Ennui: Liam Neeson     •    Gerry: Jim Cummings     •    Jacques: Jim Parsons     •    Jay: Tom Holland     •    Jen: Anne Hathaway     •    Junior: Debi Derryberry     •    Josee: Allison Janney     •    Kelly: Jessie J     •    Kitty: Kimiko Glenn     •    Laurie: Alyssa Milano     •    Lorenzo: Drake Bell     •    MacArthur: Lake Bell     •    Mary: Maia Mitchell     •    Miles: Cheryl Hines     •    Mickey: Jesse Eisenberg     •    Pete: Tim Curry     •    Rock: Eric Idle     •    Ryan: Luis Guzmán     •    Sanders: Wanda Sykes     •    Stephanie: Zoë Kravitz     •    Spud: Barry Bostwick     •    Tammy: Katherine Heigl     •    Taylor: Sarah Silverman     •    Tom: Raymond Perri Any ask for comments and questions, just let me know about Voice Actors and Voice Actresses from “Total Drama Trilogy”.

You already showed me this

[gwenwillilearn]

Total Drama (USA Release cast)

anonymous:

What if “Total Drama” series was in (USA release) in potential alternate universe cast?

CAST:

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Total Drama Series

-----------------------------

    •    Chris McLean: Ben Stiller

    •    Chef Hatchet: Idris Elba

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour

    •    Alejandro: Antonio Banderas

    •    Beth: Mila Kunis

    •    Blaineley: Ellen DeGeneres

    •    Bridgette: Moira Kelly

    •    Cody: Nathan Lane

    •    Courtney: Mae Whitman

    •    DJ: Tracy Morgan

    •    Duncan: Ben Schwartz

    •    Eva: Jane Lynch

    •    Ezekiel: Bill Farmer

    •    Geoff: Cam Clarke

    •    Gwen: Carla Gugino

    •    Harold: Nicolas Cage

    •    Heather: Reese Witherspoon

    •    Izzy: Emma Stone

    •    Justin: George Lopez

    •    Katie: Mindy Kaling

    •    LeShawna: Jada Pinkett Smith

    •    Lindsay: Anna Kendrick

    •    Noah: Jason Bateman

    •    Owen: Zach Galifianakis

    •    Sadie: Lisa Kudrow

    •    Sierra: Amy Poehler

    •    Trent: Elijah Wood

    •    Tyler: Michael J. Fox

Total Drama Revenge of the Island

    •    Anne Maria: Loretta Devine

    •    Brick: Simon Pegg

    •    Cameron: Kevin Hart

    •    Dakota: Jenny Slate

    •    Dawn: Andrea Libman

    •    Jo: Bonnie Hunt

    •    Lightning: Chris Rock

    •    Mike: John Leguizamo

    •    Sam: Bill Fagerbakke

    •    Scott: Alan Tudyk

    •    Staci: Greta Gerwig

    •    Zoey: Kristen Bell

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

    •    Amy/Samey: Ginnifer Goodwin

    •    Beardo (speaking): David Oyelowo

    •    Dave: Woody Allen

    •    Ella: Rachel MacFarlane

    •    Jasmine: Lupita Nyong'o

    •    Leonard: Shawn Michael Howard

    •    Max: Steve Buscemi

    •    Rodney: Brad Garrett

    •    Scarlett: Drew Barrymore

    •    Shawn: Channing Tatum

    •    Sky: Leslie Mann

    •    Sugar: Roseanne Barr

    •    Topher: Nick Jonas

-----------------------------

Total Drama Ridonculous Race

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CAST:

    •    Don: Louis C.K.

         •    Brody: Gregg Berger

    •    Carrie: Kristen Wigg

    •    Chet: Josh Peck

    •    Crimson: Scarlett Johannson

    •    Devin: Matthew Broderick

    •    Dwayne: Wallace Shawn

    •    Ellody: Zendaya

    •    Emma: Bella Thorne

    •    Ennui: Liam Neeson

    •    Gerry: Jim Cummings

    •    Jacques: Jim Parsons

    •    Jay: Tom Holland

    •    Jen: Anne Hathaway

    •    Junior: Debi Derryberry

    •    Josee: Allison Janney

    •    Kelly: Jessie J

    •    Kitty: Kimiko Glenn

    •    Laurie: Alyssa Milano

    •    Lorenzo: Drake Bell

    •    MacArthur: Lake Bell

    •    Mary: Maia Mitchell

    •    Miles: Cheryl Hines

    •    Mickey: Jesse Eisenberg

    •    Pete: Tim Carry

    •    Rock: Eric Idle

    •    Ryan: Luis Guzmán

    •    Sanders: Wanda Sykes

    •    Stephanie: Alfre Woodard

    •    Spud: Barry Bostwick

    •    Tammy: Katherine Heigl

    •    Taylor: Sarah Silverman

    •    Tom: Raymond Perri

Any ask for comments and questions, just let me know about Voice Actors from “Total Drama Trilogy”.

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okay so, someone sent this in my inbox some time ago and i forgot about it! anyway my opinion is gonna be pretty disappointing cause i know almost nothing about actors/actresses, but from what i know i can say that:

antonio banderas as alejandro makes me laugh so much, because i can't help but associating banderas with some commercials he did for promoting biscuits where he talked with a chicken named rosita

kristen bell as zoey would be the cutest thing, i love that woman and i love zoey

lupita as jasmine????heart eyes emojis

i approve nick jonas as topher, this also makes me laugh a bit because of, y'know, camp rock and that stuff

and i know some of the actors from rr, but i havent watched a lot of that season yet, so i can't remember which character is who

[askthetdroticontestants]

Total Drama (USA Release cast)

anonymous:

What if “Total Drama” series was in (USA release) in potential alternate universe cast? CAST: —————————– Total Drama Series —————————–     •    Chris McLean: Ben Stiller     •    Chef Hatchet: Idris Elba Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour     •    Alejandro: Antonio Banderas     •    Beth: Mila Kunis     •    Blaineley: Ellen DeGeneres     •    Bridgette: Moira Kelly     •    Cody: Nathan Lane     •    Courtney: Mae Whitman     •    DJ: Tracy Morgan     •    Duncan: Ben Schwartz     •    Eva: Jane Lynch     •    Ezekiel: Bill Farmer     •    Geoff: Cam Clarke     •    Gwen: Carla Gugino     •    Harold: Nicolas Cage     •    Heather: Reese Witherspoon     •    Izzy: Emma Stone     •    Justin: George Lopez     •    Katie: Mindy Kaling     •    LeShawna: Jada Pinkett Smith     •    Lindsay: Anna Kendrick     •    Noah: Jason Bateman     •    Owen: Zach Galifianakis     •    Sadie: Lisa Kudrow     •    Sierra: Amy Poehler     •    Trent: Elijah Wood     •    Tyler: Michael J. Fox Total Drama Revenge of the Island     •    Anne Maria: Loretta Devine     •    Brick: Simon Pegg     •    Cameron: Kevin Hart     •    Dakota: Jenny Slate     •    Dawn: Andrea Libman     •    Jo: Bonnie Hunt     •    Lightning: Chris Rock     •    Mike: John Leguizamo     •    Sam: Bill Fagerbakke     •    Scott: Alan Tudyk     •    Staci: Greta Gerwig     •    Zoey: Kristen Bell Total Drama Pahkitew Island     •    Amy/Samey: Ginnifer Goodwin     •    Beardo (speaking): David Oyelowo     •    Dave: Woody Allen     •    Ella: Rachel MacFarlane     •    Jasmine: Lupita Nyong'o     •    Leonard: Shawn Michael Howard     •    Max: Steve Buscemi     •    Rodney: Brad Garrett     •    Scarlett: Drew Barrymore     •    Shawn: Channing Tatum     •    Sky: Leslie Mann     •    Sugar: Roseanne Barr     •    Topher: Nick Jonas —————————– Total Drama Ridonculous Race —————————– CAST:     •    Don: Louis C.K.     •    Brody: Gregg Berger     •    Carrie: Kristen Wigg     •    Chet: Josh Peck     •    Crimson: Scarlett Johannson     •    Devin: Matthew Broderick     •    Dwayne: Wallace Shawn     •    Ellody: Zendaya     •    Emma: Bella Thorne     •    Ennui: Liam Neeson     •    Gerry: Tim Carry     •    Jacques: Jim Parsons     •    Jay: Tom Holland     •    Jen: Anne Hathaway     •    Junior: Debi Derryberry     •    Josee: Allison Janney     •    Kelly: Jessie J     •    Kitty: Kimiko Glenn     •    Laurie: Alyssa Milano     •    Lorenzo: Drake Bell     •    MacArthur: Lake Bell     •    Mary: Maia Mitchell     •    Miles: Cheryl Hines     •    Mickey: Jesse Eisenberg     •    Pete: Billy Connolly     •    Rock: Eric Idle     •    Ryan: Tom Lister Jr.     •    Sanders: Wanda Sykes     •    Stephanie: Alfre Woodard     •    Spud: Barry Bostwick     •    Tammy: Katherine Heigl     •    Taylor: Sarah Silverman     •    Tom: Raymond Perri Any ask for comments and questions, just let me know about Voice Actors from “Total Drama Trilogy”.

Interesting

[ivanreycristo]

VIRGINIA MAESTRO.. veo q has estado con tu hermana ANGELA en el MONAS+misTERIO del ESCORIA-L.. donde entierran a CASA REAL aunque ya no caben mas.. estuve x las NAVIDADES de 2015 con la camiseta de CRISTO Y VIRGEN q compre en GUATEMALA CITY 2009 cuando senti un TEMBLOR en el HOTEL TIKAL FUTURA y al dia siguiente fui a ver la SEMANA SANTA en la DERRUIDA X TERREMOTO "ANTIGUA" (=Bar junto al BERNABEU q tenian actor JOSE CORONADO=Santos TRINIDAD en NO HABRA PAZ PARA LOS MALVADOS y el ex-jugador de Basket de REAL MADRID "AN-TUNEZ').. luego al regresar de EL ESCORIAL pase x el desaparecido HARD ROCK CAFE de plaza MARGARET THATCHER (junto plaza COLON) y me compre una gorra con lema HARD ROCK GUITAR COMPANY y unos GALONES parecida a la q lleva ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.. y q estrene dias despues INFILTRANDOME en la SAN SILVESTRE VALLECANA a la altura de la EMBAJADA DE EEUU con SELFIE INCLUIDO.

X cierto.. segun la novela EL MAESTRO DEL PRADO Y LAS PINTURAS PROFETICAS (q me firmo a nombre de mi abuelo SALVADOR LOPEZ en la Iglesia de SAN PEDRO o de LOS AMANTES de su TERUEL NATAL=12-4-13).. de mi compañero en colegio SANTA MARIA D LA HISPANIDAD Javier SIERRA.. en el ESCORIA_L guardan un libro llamado APOCALIPSIS NOVA

Que ABURRIDAS.. si al menos fuerais con algun afan investigador o de resolver algun ENIGMA todavia..LA VERDAS ES QUE LA VIDA SIN SEXO O BUSCANDOLO me parece muy ABURRIDA.. Y en un MONASTERIO a no ser q sea uno de los mios o de TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY (renacido como SANANDA MAITREYA) al q da la BIENVENIDA en la intro de su cd SINFONIA O MALDICION.. No creo q lo encuentres..quizas si os va el SADO o AUTO-FLAGELAROS como Ana CURRA (de la q fuiste telonera cuando te vi en VILLARREAL).. en QUIERO SER SANTA.. encuentres algo por el VATIKANO=grupo de CARLOS ARMAS de LOCO MIA q debutaron con cd TAIYO=SOL.. y q estaba junto a mi y mi vecino JUAN JESUS Meneses Parra en el concierto de la gira NUDE de PRINCE en el ESTADIO del MANZANA+eRES donde dias despues toco MADONNA (=VIRGEN) con su gira AMBICION RUBIA q documento en TRUTH OR DARE (VERDAD O DESAFIO) donde beso a ANTONIO BANDERAS en hotel PALACE empezando su carrera en HOLLYWOOD con LOS REYES DEL MAMBO (tocan canciones de Amor)

[uniquetyphoonmiracle]

Por cierto..no había escuchado este nuevo tema de LORCA "ME RESISTO" en el que dice que no quiere acabar como CRISTO después de años de comentar lo significativo y revelador o relacionado conmigo que me parece y que voy a repetir por última vez:

Pues en noviembre 2001 iba ir a sala PACHA [actual BARCELO] a ver a mexicano CRISTIAN CASTRO [=lo que hace la mujer de la falsa moral, falsa religión y falso hombre con el hombre ] a ver presentar cd AZUL con la mexicana ROCIO MEDELLIN y Boliviana MARIA JOSE MASANES que conoci en el MASTER DE COMERCIO INTERNACIONAL pero no había entradas y sugerí en su lugar ir el mismo día a LORCA [ex cantante de CIENCIAS NATURALES] en sala SILIKONA [barrio MORATALAZ donde frente al Templo de JESUCRISTO Y LOS SANTOS DE LOS ULTIMOS DIAS acabe mi 1era carrera popular junto a Juanmanuel REY liebana]..pues me acababa de comprar su cd homonimo o posterior a su debut EL ULTIMO QUIJOTE en una tienda CRISOL..y antes de entrar en un jardín anexo fueron a MEAR AMBAS cosa que me sorprendió porque lo podían haber hecho en SILIKONA..y dentro estuvimos hablando con el representante de LORCA en AME_RICA que era el mismo que el de CHAYANNE que casualmente meses despues retraso su concierto en SEVILLA o auditorio ROCIO JURADO una semana [27_9_2002] por lo que lo escuche cantar corriendo la carrera nocturna del Guadalquivir [haciendo mi récord en 10 KM=33 MIN] y tras acabar dentro del Estadio olimpico lleno recogí Cajas de AGUA del recorrido con mi BMW comprado en calle SALVA_TIERRA acompañado de JUAN JOSE LASSO DE LA VEGA FERRER que también me acababa de acompañar a TERUEL viendo a LA UNION en plaza de TOROS al regalarte la entrada por acabar su dura 1/2 maratón.. viniendo de pasar las vacaciones en EL RINCON DE LA VICTORIA [malaga] de donde es su familia..y a continuación CHAYANNE publico cd SINCERO y luego cd MI TIEMPO [con la apocaliptica SI NOS QUEDARA POCO TIEMPO]..mientras que LORCA publicaba cd SERPIENTE CON TACON no publicando nada más en 8 años aunque adelanto la apocaliptica CONTIGO AL OTRO MUNDO del cd LA FRECUENCIA PERFECTA..luego lo vi en abril de 2013 en sala MOMBASA bajo la torre SOLAR "GARENA" en avda JUAN CARLOS I, 13 [ALCALA DE HENARES] grabandole en casi oscuridad ME HAS VUELTO LOCO del cd LORCA yendo desde el fondo o la BARRA hacia adelante donde un poco de luz le iluminaba a él..luego regreso con SORAYA [cuyo cd DOLCE VITA se compro mi padre publicando luego SIN MIEDO, DREAMER, UNIVERSE IN ME y LUCES Y SOMBRAS] de Operacion TRIUNFO "BESAME EN LA BOCA" del cd LORCA..luego anuncio un cd titulado MARATON pero nunca se publico

Por cierto..no me dejan publicar mis cojones de colores como bandera jaja

[ivanreydereyes]

Por cierto..con el Sony Ericsson k750i que hice la foto a mi padre frente al monumento funerario de ALEJANDRO VII en el VATIKANO [=grupo de CARLOS ARMAS Tras LOCO MIA y el cual junto a otro de ellos estaba junto a mi en el concierto de la gira NUDE de PRINCE en julio 1990 y mi vecino JUAN JESUS MENESES PARRA así como su amigo PEPE que tenía quemado hasta el CUELLO porque le cayó agua HIRVIENDO de Bebe]..el 6_12_07 había hecho 8 meses antes [13_4_07] las fotos a Mónica CRUZ [que tuvo que recurrir a INSEMINACION ARTIFICIAL y que me la CRUZE cuando la mexicana ROCIO MEDELLIN BLANCO me dio planton en el HOLLYWOOD PLANET que pusieron bajo el hotel PALACE donde MADONNA BESO a Antonio BANDERAS para su documental TRUTH OR DARE q en ESPAÑA fue EN LA CAMA CON MADONNA..y entonces Monica CRUZ hacia la serie UN PASO ADELANTE donde conocio y se lio con MIGUEL ANGEL MUÑOZ o el hijo de la Vidente de las FAMOSAS o CRISTINA BLANCO que adoptó 2 NIÑAS CHINAS y a la que me pusieron en febrero 2007 en la habitacion de al lado en Psikiatriko LOPEZ IBOR pues la acusaron de robar tarjetas y móviles en un Hotel de MARBELLA cosa que me negó argumentando que no sirven de nada sin CLAVES y que su hijo TENIA DINERO pues estaba triunfando como cantante en ITALIA como comprobe al ver en los Kioskos de SOUVENIRS de la FONTANA DE TREVI..póster suyo en pose sexy ]..en mi TV en una entrevista porque protagonizaba EN BUSCA DE LA TUMBA DE CRISTO y móvil con el que hice la foto a la pintada de MUERTE A FLORENTINO en EL PALMAR [=PERDER/MORIR] por la BATALLA DE TRAFALGAR donde los INGLESES intentaron remolcar el buque insignia SANTISIMA TRINIDAD a GIBRALTAR pero se HUNDIO..y entonces ese agosto 2006 estaba de VACACIONES con RAMON VALLE_INCLAN LAPIDO hijo del ex_presidente de TABACALERA y bisnieto de escritor del ESPERPENTO [algo ridículo y absurdo con lo que describía ESPAÑA en EL RUEDO IBERICO] RAMON MARIA DEL VALLE_INCLAN.

Por cierto..ese Móvil se me cayó al JACUZZI con AGUA VOLCANICA del hotel HILTON [antes MELIA cuando estuve con mi madre en julio 2005 en habitación 1109 pareada con la 1111 junto a la piscina y jacuzzi] CARIARI en SAN JOSE DE COSTA RICA..al caerse del bolsillo de la camisa al hablar con un cubano afincado en DALLAS [tuvo que bucear para recuperarlo y solo se jodio la posibilidad de utilizar TARJETA DE MEMORIA]..y corredor de BOLSA que me dijo que para ir con toda su familia a ver a los DALLAS COWBOYS tenía que dar un buen pelotazo en la BOLSA jaja..luego cene con la tripulación de IBERIA y hablamos del VIRUS H1N1 o gripe A q azotada por entonces [abril 2009]

Por último recordar que mi padre en el vatikano me dijo que él próximo partido que jugará REAL MADRID en EUROPA lo veríamos y le dije que entonces volveríamos a ROMA [como hicimos en febrero 2008 con Mariano GARCIMARTIN de MERCADO del quebrado BANCO MADRID a raíz de su filial en ANDORRA y cuya sede estaba en plaza MARGARET TATCHER donde estaba el HARD ROCK CAFE..y el cual me enseño en primicia el IPHONE de APPLE porque se lo acababa de comprar en LA GRAN MANZANA O MANHATTAN..y al cual conocía mi padre del PALCO PRIVADO del BERNABEU de JULIAN LOPEZ NIETO dueño de REDISLOGAR que inaguro una sucursal en COSTA RICA exhibiendo una camiseta de REAL MADRID color NARANJA Y FIRMADA..encontrandosnolo el Olimpico de ROMA pero lo quisieron EVITAR]..xq les tocaría en el SORTEO apesar que 5 días después iba a jugar en el BERNABEU contra el otro equipo de ROMA o el LAZIO por lo que en el vuelo de VUELTA al no haber para mi clase TURISTA [para mis padres en su último viaje como matrimonio si habia]..fui junto a CRAGNOTTI aunque ya no era el dueño ni presidente del LAZIO porque estaba encausado por traspasar DINERO de sus empresas de ALIMENTACION al FUTBOL por lo que finalmente ENCARCELADO.

Cristina Blanco, la madre de Miguel Ángel Muñoz, permanece ingresada en la Clínica López Ibor via @20m

[total-shipper]

Total Drama (United States of America VAs)

anonymous:

Was thinking up a potential alternate universe cast for the Total Drama trilogy  

(if the series had been done for some famous actors/singers/comedians/celebrities of

United States of America, instead of Toronto, Canada).

Here's what I came up with.

CAST:

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Total Drama Series

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    •    Chris McLean: Ben Stiller

    •    Chef Hatchet: Idris Elba

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour

    •    Alejandro: Antonio Banderas

    •    Beth: Mila Kunis

    •    Blaineley: Ellen DeGeneres

    •    Bridgette: Moira Kelly

    •    Cody: Nathan Lane

    •    Courtney: Mae Whitman

    •    DJ: Tracy Morgan

    •    Duncan: Ben Schwartz

    •    Eva: Jane Lynch

    •    Ezekiel: Bill Farmer

    •    Geoff: Cam Clarke

    •    Gwen: Carla Gugino

    •    Harold: Nicolas Cage

    •    Heather: Reese Witherspoon

    •    Izzy: Emma Stone

    •    Justin: George Lopez

    •    Katie: Mindy Kaling

    •    LeShawna: Jada Pinkett Smith

    •    Lindsay: Anna Kendrick

    •    Noah: Jason Bateman

    •    Owen: Zach Galifianakis

    •    Sadie: Lisa Kudrow

    •    Sierra: Amy Poehler

    •    Trent: Elijah Wood

    •    Tyler: Michael J. Fox

Total Drama Revenge of the Island

    •    Anne Maria: Loretta Devine

    •    Brick: Simon Pegg

    •    Cameron: Max Casella

    •    Dakota: Jenny Slate

    •    Dawn: Andrea Libman

    •    Jo: Bonnie Hunt

    •    Lightning: Chris Rock

    •    Mike: John Leguizamo

    •    Sam: Bill Fagerbakke

    •    Scott: Alan Tudyk

    •    Staci: Greta Gerwig

    •    Zoey: Kristen Bell

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

    •    Amy/Samey: Ginnifer Goodwin

    •    Beardo (speaking): David Oyelowo

    •    Dave: Steve Carrell

    •    Ella: Rachel MacFarlane

    •    Jasmine: Lupita Nyong'o

    •    Leonard: Shawn Michael Howard

    •    Max: Steve Buscemi

    •    Rodney: John Goodman

    •    Scarlett: Drew Barrymore

    •    Shawn: Channing Tatum

    •    Sky: Leslie Mann

    •    Sugar: Roseanne Barr

    •    Topher: Nate Torrence

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Total Drama Ridonculous Race

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CAST:

    •    Don: Louis C.K.

    •    Brody: Gregg Berger

    •    Carrie: Kristen Wigg

    •    Chet: Josh Peck

    •    Crimson: Scarlett Johannson

    •    Devin: Matthew Broderick

    •    Dwayne: Wallace Shawn

    •    Ellody: Zendaya

    •    Emma: Bella Thorne

    •    Ennui: Liam Neeson

    •    Gerry: Tim Carry

    •    Jacques: Jim Parsons

    •    Jay: Scott Menville

    •    Jen: Anne Hathaway

    •    Junior: Debi Derryberry

    •    Josee: Allison Janney

    •    Kelly: Jessie J

    •    Kitty: Kimiko Glenn

    •    Laurie: Alyssa Milano

    •    Lorenzo: Drake Bell

    •    MacArthur: Lake Bell

    •    Mary: Maia Mitchell

    •    Miles: Cheryl Hines

    •    Mickey: Jesse Eisenberg

    •    Pete: Billy Connolly

    •    Rock: Eric Idle

    •    Ryan: Tom Lister Jr.

    •    Sanders: Wanda Sykes

    •    Stephanie: Alfre Woodard

    •    Spud: Barry Bostwick

    •    Tammy: Katherine Heigl

    •    Taylor: Sarah Silverman

    •    Tom: Raymond Perri

Any comments or suggestions are welcome! The original cast is funny and fantastic, but if the series had been done in America I think these VAs would've done equally well.

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Wow! That's very very very interesting! I Indeed I have evergreen thought of doing an au with the celebrities in real life and with the competitors of Total Drama! 😍😍😍😍

Thank you very much for the list and even if I don't know all the VIPs listed I would say that the few I know are well chosen! 👍

Maybe I could do some sketches or short comics based on this kind of AU thanks to the idea😀😘❤