#JOKES ON YOU- I'M NEVER DONE
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Why is "capitalist parrot" a character archetype and why do I love it
#wait is two characters enough to qualify as an archetype?#idk Im to tired too care#ducktales#ducktales 2017#mark beaks#aladdin#iago#aladdin iago#HAHA YALL THOUGHT I WAS DONT TALKING ABT THE BIRD FROM ALADDIN!!!!!!#JOKES ON YOU- I'M NEVER DONE#oh yeah if any of yall of other examples feel free to rb#ramblings#late night ramblings#kind of
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's
Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable
Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)
Credits below:
Written by: Ryan North
Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli
Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr
Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik
#marvel#x-men#squirrel girl#magneto#cherik#i'm not tagging everyone im too drunkf rothat#i dont have a tag for vids DAMIt> this gon be my only oen#snap chats#HERE IT ISS !!!!! FINALLY !!! LIKE FOUR MONTHS IN THE MAKING <- was just too lazy to do it#i thought id focus on work all day but OOPSIEE !!!!!!!!! i was too inspired#legally had to use nauck's art that's another goat of mine ... i love his style sm its so cute and expressive and bold...#theres small things in this that bother me but whatever ive literally done this all day#im posting it and moving on#im forcing you to reblog this. DO IT#i kept giggling while makign this cause mags is so funny ....#im still crying at him being like 'yeah i said i was never going back AND I MEANT IT'#also doreen a cherik shipper ...... queen behavior i always knew it#PLEASE ENJOY !!! IM BEGGING YOU !!!! im pinning this to my blog idc this took forever#also his call ins are genuinely so funny i love him so much. my silly peepaw.....#take a shot every time he says 'charles' tho i swear to god#i was actually going to do that tongiht but Legit the amount of whiskey i had was not enough HE SAYS CHARLES SO MUCH#im ending the tags here so i dont go on a rant about how in love mags is with charles. enoug..#NOT EVEN A PODCAST SERRIES IS SAFE FROM CHERIK IM CRYINGGGGGG#they will makethemselves a probelm to EVERYONE#'please dont be evil' he'll be worse. he'll be needy jLVKAJ ERIK IS SO NEEDY IM CRYING#ok i think thats all i have to sya . im a lil tipsy so i cant think right#WAIR I REMEMBER I WANTED TO CRY ABOUT ERIKS STPID 'SWEETOOTH' JOKE I HATE HIM !!!! <- deeply in love with him#'snap you said you were drinking like ten minutes ago are you fr' dont look at me. GOOD NIGHT !!!
506 notes
·
View notes
Text
"We do love those girls. we want to bring them with us. But now they have a whole new life. They can exist in our current culture, our pop culture again. It's a celebration of them. It's a rebirth." -Cameron Diaz "The good thing is, you can't harm the original image. You're never going to really take away from Sleeping Beauty or Snow White." -Julie Andrews
SNOW WHITE and CINDERELLA in SHREK — 2001
#cinderellaedit#snowwhiteedit#shrekedit#userdeforest#animationedit#dreamworksedit#userstream#chewieblog#filmtv#tvandfilm#filmgifs#gif#gif: shrek#filmedit#some of these jokes are so distasteful BUT#you all know i'm a cinderella snow white sleeping beauty little mermaid rapunzel historian#so!!!#wanted to gif since it's never been done and in hq
630 notes
·
View notes
Text
updated some ref sheets and also actually made jcj one
#go find my artfight for more i guess#i know its another Not Real Murder Drones post but like im hyperfixating on this right now and dont feel like drawing drones#so you guys are just gonna have to live with that for a bit#i forgot an inner ring thing for abs so lets just pretend she doesnt have one#the spikes on jcjs halo are actually based on the spAAAAAAAAAAAce part of jcj in spaaaaaaaaaace#excuse my poor character writing i've literally never done this before#this is really like my first time doing this#usually i just pull the “they'll do whatever if i can make a joke out of it” card while Slightly aligning by their Vibe but like#here i'm trying to do something#learning to like actually Write also#if i can muster up the courage then i'll have a fic on ao3. otherwise ill just keep telling myself its for My Eyes Only#are the designs entirely canon compliant? no#do i care? no#art#murder drones#rain world#rain world iterator#i guess#never actually even considered a name for this au besides the self explanitory Murder Drones Rain World AU#should probably do that#i KNOW the lore is really fanficy SHUT UP i COULDNT THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO WORK IT#LET ME BE CRINGE AND FREE FOR ONCE
109 notes
·
View notes
Text
EXTREMELY REAL MOMENT FROM HIRANO HERE
#'people actually want to kiss the ppl they like?? i thought they made that up??? um. ok now how much of a freak does that make me'#what if they made a character so aroacespec. im not joking this chapter (25) alone is such proof in my mind#im sure plenty of ppl read this and went 'wow the extent of his denseness or whatever is genuinely frustrating' but i have literally done#this many times. i am shaking hands with him emphatically he's literally me i love him. if you've never googled if smth you've heard about#your whole life is actually normal (followed up by 'is it wrong to. Not??') you simply will never understand him like i do#his combo of being super intentionally thoughtful and also never considering things like this are just peak. what a guy#cannot stress enough that this is just about the concept of ppl wanting to kiss each other at all. 25 chapters in#look sometimes you gotta sit down and try to solve a sexuality crisis via increasingly desperate google searches about normalcy. anyway#hirano to kagiura#hirano taiga#sitting around a table w your friends talking about their love lives and going wait they didn't make that up for movies?? also been there#took kagiura's 'i want to marry him i'm in love w him but i haven't even thought about kissing him until now oh god' thing to the next leve#he is SO lost. somebody help him
104 notes
·
View notes
Text
my favourite sexuality for comic book characters to be is "we made this other character canonically queer because of their relationship with them but for some reason they are still canonically straight"
like wade wilson? mostly canonically queer because of the period where he was married to cable. he was in a queer relationship, so we have to just make him canonically queer. (Yes I know it's not the only reason, I have read all his extremely camp early 00s comics, but lets be real they'd have kept insisting that was all just a joke if it wasn't for Cable and Deadpool).
cable? definitely straight. 100% straight. obviously cable is straight. his relationship with wade is only gay during the & Deadpool, in the Cable part of the book it's very straight. He stands next to a woman sometimes, that's how you can tell it's not gay.
Kitty has, finally, been allowed to come out, but for like a decade, Illyana was canon queer because she dated Kitty, but Kitty was definitely straight and would never date a woman, and no one at marvel thought there was anything weird about that.
[Image Description: a very straight character, interacting with another straight character, in a very believably straight way]
Marvel has way more of these, mostly by virtue of having more queer characters and also chris clairmont (you can never understate the impact of chris clairmont in these matters) but Tim Drake and Kon Kent spring to mind from DC.
I think you could even make a solid argument that 616 Tony and Steve are that, given Tony is out now and Steve, somehow, still isn't.
anyway you don't really get these in any other medium, because they require multiple writers who all wildly disagree with one another to all write the same characters to happen, but i love them, and as much as I want Cable and Kon to come out, I kind of hope this never stops happening in comics, it's just never not funny.
#am i right in thinking one of boostle got to come out and not the other one recently?#i'm not that up on non bat dc stuff recently#anyway please leave your suggestions for other examples in the comments#and don't get mad about the ID#I did an actual ID as alt text#that one's just a joke#cablepool#kitty pryde#what's kitty and illyana's ship name?#i feel like i should know but i don't#timkon#616 stony#these are my favourite comics specific sexualities#and 'this character is just straight up queer but as long as we never say the words on panel no they aren't' is my second#your mystiques and your wolverines#and then finally#in the trifecta of terrible queer rep that i adore#you have 'this character is canonically straight but the fandom universally rejects that to the point of genuinely forgetting it's canon'#which is where gambit and roy harper live#gambit has never done anything that gay on panel that i know of#at least not by the standards of the x-men#he just has the strongest bi vibes you've ever seen#i genuinely forget he isn't bi 90% of the time
272 notes
·
View notes
Note
I have to say the one good thing going for the boys this season is A train. He’s becoming my favorite character at this point. Like he’s the only one written somewhat consistently and actually changing with the plot as it progresses.
I agree.
And hats off to his actor for always giving a very human, understated performance.
This scene is probably my favorite in the entire season simply because it was allowed to breathe. By some divine miracle, it wasn't undercut by a character revealing an 'outlandish' fetish or a barn animal flying across the screen (no, I'm not letting that episode go. I'll dog on it until I turn blue)
For a blissful thirty seconds it felt like I was watching one of the earlier seasons.
#me : I'm done taking about this show.#also me : okay but one more thing-#Trashtalk#I'm so thankful A Train never had a repeating gag / joke that he got boxed into ( a la The Deep's octopus or even HL's milk )#Everyone seems adamant on him dying soon and if this turns out to be true - I will be furious#Don't you dare kill off the only character that's had any meaningful growth this season#smarty watches the boys (s4)
50 notes
·
View notes
Text
🤷🍳🌧️
#ugh ugh ugh this looks so ugly >< I'm sorry Crispin!#sometimes trying to draw characters you never did dare to draw before ends in tragedy... like here#also this joke had to be done before right?#it was still fun. a bit#I really like the DLC guys so much. should do more with them honestly#Snickers draws#pokemon#pokémon#scarlet and violet#pokemon scarlet and violet#crispin#pokemon crispin#blueberry academy#pokemon blueberry academy#pokemon elite four crispin#I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan#pokemon meme#artist on tumblr#artists on tumblr
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Not every window is a door, but most doors have windows." "Don't tap on the glass. You might not like what happens next."
this is Kris the Kriptid, an AU Kris Dreemurr that may or may not be trying to inspire their own creepypasta. they think they're the scariest glitch entity to ever appear on a player's screen-- but they also think that accidentally setting off the smoke detector by burning toast when they were 10 qualifies them as an arsonist, so take that with a grain of salt. don't be fooled; they are still Kris under all that edge.
here they're singing the refrain from Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon for some funky composition practice; it just felt right for this menace and may or may not hint a LITTLE at what sort of wacky game-breaking nonsense I've got up my sleeve with Jailbroken, shhh
#deltarune#deltarune comic#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#deltarune AU#Jailbroken AU#Kris the Kriptid#my art#my comics#i mostly did this to practice layouts and coloring styles#because i actually really wanna make Jailbroken a comic#and can I just say. i am REALLY happy with this#especially since I've barely drawn anything in literally 2 years#then suddenly BOOM my hands get possessed by the world's worst AU Kris with the irresistible impulse to make this exist#you know i'm freaking proud since i actually bothered to put a watermark on it and i have literally never done that before lol#i have a ton of sketches about this project... soon...#(i will note that The Kriptid isn't the actual protag Kris of Jailbroken tho; they ARE an important cast member though!)#anyway they're definitely some variety of goofy joke AU even if in Jailbroken that won't really show for a whiLE#eyestrain cw#might as well be safe tbh#ask to tag
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
Magnificent Century Rewatch: One Picspam per Episode
Episode 17: The Double Joy
-My dear mother used to say "walk barefoot on earth and it shall take away all your troubles and sorrows, earth shall give you happiness and joy"
-Your mother spoke well, one can only find peace in earth. But I'm not sure if it is on earth or in it.
#the quote is a little bit silly but it adquires seriousness when you know everything that comes later#especially because it's hurrem's mother's quote from when she lived in ruthenia. when peace was possible. when she was going to marry leo#and had her future all planned. and there was stability#but the joke is suleyman's. after all becoming part of his family is what brings that ambiguity to the quote for hurrem's story#as it could be argued she never found true peace. at least for the most of her life#but also suleyman speaks in general terms here. so the quote can be extended to all the characters and in this episode of double joy it's#even more significant. because peace it's going to go sooner than later. and the signals of future ibratice problems are already there#and just as the birds are partly symbolic of that temporal peace and joy in love for hurrem the gifts the marriage gets are very important#as well#this episode is just gifts gifts gifts all around#suleyman's necklace for hatice has the tulips of the dynasty and it's something ibrahim himself recognizes could never give her#she says she's always going to have it w her. tho i don't remember seeing it too much in her tbh sdfy#in the other side ibrahim gets a lot of gifts. but the one that reminds him of his origin is his father's ofc. and he says he will always#have it with him as well. and later he gets suleyman's ring [i'm w haticehurrem. this totally looks like a subrahim wedding asfg]#which goes to remind us that he's now officially part of his family as well. he returned but he converted again. and THEN there's the table!#and taking away the politic alliance it could signify. it is venetian. his mother's heritage is there. in all the palace. and in the same#episode hurrem mentioned her mother's saying. the dynasty [or at least the most conservative side represented by ayse] it's unconfortable#the converts are not only winning more power and getting closer to the family. but they're also bringing their cultures & traditions to the#*ba dum tss* table#there's more to the whole return/convert and how it shows in the ibratice palace especially later w the statues but if i ever write about it#it deserves a post of its own ofc [and prolly someone that knows what they're talking about more than me lmao]#noo why did i write so much 😭 i should've done a separate post this is a mess to be under an already long picspam#anyways there's other significant gifts as the clock that musti likes or mahi's lucky charm for selim. and also the ones we already knew:#the ibratice gifts together 💝. and these contrast a lot with the rest because it's something of their own. when the couple was separated#from dynastic or even ibro's family. will they ever find peace again? we'll see it in the next episode [i'm lying]#maybe i should organize this in a post of its own#magnificent century#muhtesem yuzyil#mc1picspam4episode
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay got a question for everyone
#Poll#I'm arguing with a friend#Bc I used to work at a cinema#And we used to find money while cleaning screens#Usually between 20p to £20#And ngl we all just kept it#We were meant to give it to our manager#But like we were all usually bitter about the state the screens were left in#So you know fuck um#-for legal reasons this is a joke I have never done anything like this before ever
264 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not to be slightly pretentious about my own art for a second but I'm up thinking about the repeated visual imagery I've developed in my wkm fanart
Specifically the twin stars as Celine and Damien post WKM, particularly in their relation to Wil. How it's about them haunting the narrative. How it's about them still being there in Dark and yet not being there at all. How it's about the ways Wil still sees them in everything. How he misses them and how he carries on with that weight, with their legacy (the same reason I often draw him with star motifs of his own. Always carrying them with him in his own little ways.)
#atlas.art#atlas speaks#i wonder sometimes how many people pick up on it bc everytime i think about this shit it drives me a little insane#they are everything to me do you get it#the fucking 'Woke Up New' Wil drawing still gets me despite all the ass jokes people made about it for this specific reason#it was the first and arguably most effective use of this symbol considering it set the standard for it's meaning#also yes the stars were also a part of the reason i drew the barbie outfit drawing lmao have fun never looking at that one the same again#also not included here but slightly relevant is the google drawing with the stars#considering the specific ideas i have about google's path towards humanity and its relationship to Dark and his humanity so#anyways I'm done being pretentious now probably i swear
81 notes
·
View notes
Text
The pokemon anime subreddit fascinates and frustrates me on equally deep levels
#smiling and blinking innocently. long tags ahead :) being normal :)🌸☀️☘️✌️💐#i'm such a 'minding my own business' person in fandom. i feel like my usual reaction to seeing takes I disagree with is#'well. people probably hate some of my takes so whatever'. perhaps even the ones i'm about to share#but. man.#it's like a portal to 2010 forum discourse but goh and serena are there this time.#deeply fascinated by the repetition of old ship wars too????#what do you mean we're still having legitimate 'but drew and gary are mean' discourse 😭#i mean by all means they should keep arguing because mostly i'm just glad that the wider pokeani sphere remembers drew at all#but that being said i wonder what kind of rivalry these people would have wanted instead?????#because there's other rivalries we could point to where they weren't air-quotes 'mean'. but we have those and people ignore them lol#because they're-imo- usually less engaging and dynamic. except for dawn and zoey who have never done anything wrong in their lives.#like we COULD give everyone the supportive happy rival experience a la may and grace or whatever but that's just not the SAME#and augh. taking psychic damage and trying to be normal but that's the THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OKAY#are Gary and Drew needlessly mean in early episodes? yeah lmao. i'm not arguing on that. they suck ❤️ completely insufferable.#b u t#there's that line. right. the line where it slowly slides into backhanded compliments too and giving that motivation-#-for their rival to work harder and the fact that they want that reaction and attention from this one person so badly.#like shipping aside I really do think that the friction of the Gary/Ash and May/Drew rivalries is what made them GOOD.#and yeah sometimes it was out of line but also that's just how the dub is as a whole tbh. they just said whatever shit they could 😭#AND BACK TO THE BEING NICE THING. Ash and May both got growth from their nice rivalries but not what they got from Gary/Drew.#it's different types of growth and lessons and they needed both kinds from different sources. I'd argue the rougher rivalries taught more?#regardless of your opinions on the characters themselves you can't deny that Gary/Paul/Drew/Harley/etc- the rivals that pushed A&M-#had the biggest impact on their growth over the rivals that didn't push. note that 'friends' and 'rivals' are different categories for this#I'm pitting. like. gary and paul against morrison and ritchie and not against dawn or pikachu or brock or whatever. different convo.#but it was growth out of spite to be better than the jackass rival at first and then that CHANGED INTO MUTUAL BETTERMENT#AND WANTING TO BE BETTER ✨FOR✨ AND ✨WITH✨ THEIR RIVAL. OKAY. (re: gary and drew specifically)#and as a result of all of this. drew and gary did get better to be fair!#well gary did kind of just start picking on goh instead gjkhsdkfj (joking) but ykwim.#DAMN IT I'M OUT OF ROOM AND IT DELETED A WHOLE ASS PART 2 THAT I HAD TYPED OUT#fine. i'll make this its own post at some point because i yearn to yap on about it
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
The concept of queerbaiting annoys me. I was told that it refers to a work of fiction pretending to cater to a queer audience but then pulling back from it to avoid alienating homophobes, which is an incredibly specific thing. But a lot of people seem to think that it instead means "any time there's any gay subtex, metaphor, or ambiguity" or "whenever something from 1995-2012 was being a normal amount of homophobic for the era."
#I've secondhand seen the way Sherlock...was.#And yeah that's very pointedly cruel to the audience.#But not everything is that aware of its following to point by point mock them for half an hour.#And I think people forget that for a period there was a unique combination of awareness of gay people and homophobia bad#and a severe need to avoid being perceived as gay (and sometimes homophobic) at the same time#while it was ALSO very acceptable to treat the existence of gay people and homophobia or discomfort with both as a joke#so that whole wink wink nudge nudge dance was a huge thing in some of the 90s and earlier 2000s#and sometimes by doing that people accidentally made it seem even more fucking gay.#Or on purpose. People also forget that yeah gay people could exist as a joke but they couldn't be casual protags or w/e.#It wasn't really done like that.#I think what it's really proof of is that the 90s/early 2000s is long enough ago that people have become illiterate to the cultural cues.#When comedians complain 'you cant make jokes anymore' sometimes this is the exact thing they're referring to.#Gay people being on TV or in books isn't some funny joke you make anymore. Just being gay or seen as gay isn't the punchline it used to be.#People are shitty about it still but it's in a different way now. Being gay isn't as much the big embarrassment it used to be.#Gay tv shows and books are a whole market now. And stuff like Sherlock or supernatural were made right in the middle of that shift.#It's the only way you could position a strategy like this. I don't know if that cultural moment really exists anymore.#Audience backlash is also more massive and in real time.#Now instead of mockery at the idea of idk Dr house md being gay conservatives would see it as a 'culture war' thing.#And non conservatives are more vocal and more liable to criticize. TV shows are seen as keepers of culture in ways they weren't before.#I don't know how to describe it exactly. I'm not an expert and I know I'm missing some pieces or things I wanted to point out.#But yeah I just think people kind of. Forgot how people treated gayness as some kind of cootie disease you had to say#You didn't have really hard all the time. People are still sort of like that but idk the language changed.#A lot of talk about homophobia and queerness is very pseudo-academic now. The distancing happens with different signifiers.#But. Yeah.#☠️#I also think queerbaiting requires a specific kind of intent as a marketing strategy.#Instead of the more likely 'well we have an unintended gay following now so I guess we can throw in some fanservice#the network would literally never allow us to do anything with it even if we wanted to though.'
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
dead by daylight-- the game where you can play as steve harrington from stranger things, and can get sent to partake in a match of murder hide and seek at midwich elementary from silent hill, where you can then use a lute to perform bardic inspiration from dungeons and dragons to give a bonus to your teammates, except for the one who is being chased by nemesis from resident evil 3.
#dbd#thoughts about media#yes steve's jacket is bugged. it's done this before but I didn't think it'd do it again.#better than whatever the hell bug aestri has rn with her face.#girl looked like the fucking unknown.#anyway I was lagging WAY. WAY too hard to try another match for a better picture with a different skin.#I just remembered I unlocked bardic inspiration on that day my internet actually cooperated and I HAD to see steve play the lute.#it's so cute. the survivors all smile when they play. T___T I have to see gabe. claude. and nancy do this.#but I'll wait until my internet isn't getting me randomly downed by zombies.#I'm pretty sure my lag got elodie killed too so I feel kind of bad but it is also sort of funny that I wasn't even playing-#-killer and still managed to get a survivor killed.#not that I haven't done that befoooore.... or that I haven't done it deliberately in the past...#I will never forget you RPD ghostface who showed me he had the matching “I'd kill for you” heart charm to my “hooked on you” one.#and then killed a david for me when I asked him as a joke LOL. we watched his body ascend in the entity's spidery limbs together.#it was a beautifully romantic moment <3#generally speaking I am a decent survivor who will die so you can get out. like a good steve player should be.#However. if the evil man that I find sexy is nice to me? I'm so so sooo sorry for what you're going to endure if he only wants to spare me.
26 notes
·
View notes
Text
Here's some food for you beasts since I've been offline for so long heehee
#dc joker#joker out#the jokes#batjokes#I'm so done with tiktok#literally arttok is dead#or people use your art to bully you#regardless if its actually needing improvement or not#tiktok only likes stuff they can hate on#tumblr please#tumblr never become tiktok brained#telltale john doe#:3 heehee
24 notes
·
View notes